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[windy-apple]

[jeanstapleton]

some kids at the local library start tittering to each other about the new part-time librarian, with their antiquated hair & even more antiquated fashion. He speaks in a deep, grumpy voice, but looks like someone's grandmother. long skirts, sweater-vests, baggy cardigans, and half-rim glasses.

the air is different when he shows up. people actually listen when he tells them to be quiet. they rarely speak loud enough to warrant more than a couple of commands anyway. he seems to have a sixth sense. even when he goes out for a smoke break, which is often, he can tell when things are happening behind his back.

one time he is confronted with an angry father, declaring that no man in a dress is going to tell his son to shut up in front of other people. the librarian says nothing, unbothered, looking up at him without blinking. the temperature seems to drop. then he stands up. they're the same height, but the librarian feels taller, bigger. something in the air starts to expand. the father leaves, the wind blown out of his sails completely.

they dont have the courage to ask him about himself. he is referred to as mr. and miss, but never corrects anyone.

one of the girls eventually asks. he says his name is bryn, & prefers to forego honorifics. though every time scotty shows up, she calls him uncle munch. he explains that he is her uncle, but "munch" is just a nickname. scotty gets some cool points for having the mysterious library witch as her uncle.

[fantasygasm-posts]

[emoji-kitchen]

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[starleska]

i reckon it's this moment which endeared us all so much to Nordic Bunny right away (besides his banging design of course)...the poor guy's lonely 🥺 he wants to take over the Earth not just to add to his empire, but because he wants to have friends!!! and so he'll never be alone again!!! 😭😭😭

[currymanganese]

Syd: "So she's not even your girlfriend-

Carmy with his whole chest: "Right!"

Syd: "-and we're, like, aRranGiNG this menu-"

Carmy defensive af: "SHE'S NOT ARRANGING ANYTHING, AND SHE'S NOT LOOKING AT THE MENU-"

Syd: "YES, SHE IS!"

Carmy: "LOOK, THIS IS WHAT YOU WANTED ORIGINALLY AND THAT'S WHAT I'M GIVING YOU, SO, AWESOME!"

Syd: *EXASPERATED UNINTELLIGIBLE CROSS-TALK*-"NO! NOT AWESOME!"

Me:

[stevethehairington]

[aurinkomoukari]

the one where Jim kidnaps you (162088 words) by aurinkomoukari Chapters: 14/14 Chapter title: the one with the finale, part 2 Fandom: Slipknot (Band) Rating: Explicit Relationships: Jim Root/Reader Chapter summary:

The universe has one more shocking surprise in store for you…

Are you ready?

[fantasygasm-posts]

she’s a 10 but she *really* has a breeding kink because she moaned the loudest when her mistress said she was gonna get her pregnant

[bibibifemme]

yeah, sorry, i have to stay up getting off to how pretty she sounds when she's thinking of fucking me. no, i don't care that it messes up my sleeping schedule

[araiz-zaria]

When Bagration was described as wearing an "Astrakhan Cap", was it the left type, the center type, or the right type? 🤨

[football-and-fanfics]

Aaron being this big, strong goalie, but struggling to open a bag of sweets is so funny 🤣

[yourlittlettoy]

Would you say that tickling is a part of your sexuality, or is it something separate from sexuality ? Put differently, are you horny during a tickling session, and if that's the case isn't it frustrating to walk away at the end without having been given an orgasm ?

:P gooooood question my friend! Hmm, short answer is: it’s complicated 😅😅 (oh god I’m about to explain under the cut and being honest is always exposing pffft so SHH 🤫🙈)

I think the reason this question is a little hard to answer for me is because .. t-wording kinda replaces classic sexuality for me. To put it another way, to me, t-wording is kinda like a main course in and of itself, in terms of the level of satisfaction it brings.

So like. I don’t typically get “horny”… I just get into lee mood lmao (if you read that NO YOU DIDN’T I DON’T HAVE LEE MOODS I DON’T WANT ANY TWORDS NO WAY SHUTTUP LOL 🙈🙈🥴🫣)

And when I feel that way… I can be satisfied from just a session alone. No sexy-parts stimulation needed :) for all of my needs to be met lol.

That kinda orgasm play is almost just a passive extra for me, fun if it happens (if the chemistry is right), and also just as fun if it doesn’t :) the main course is the twording, afterall~

Though there is an exception, the only time I’ll actively crave that kind of stimulation is kinda only when I’m in love with someone lol. I’m demisexual when it comes to regular vanilla stuff… for me: without love/deep connection, there can be no vanilla sexual desire XD ashdksla I don’t know why I’m shy rn sharing this lmao but here we are haha, I guess I don’t talk about vanilla sexy stuff a lot on here!

I hope this answered the question!! Thank you for asking 🥰🥰☺️

[starleska]

oh (O) dear. friends, i have begun Thirteen's era and regret to say...the Master's finally gotten me (again) 😳😳😳💖💖💖

[lifemod17]

Hello darling! Good timezone <3

I brought you a gift!

The sunset gradient was vibrant today. Clear skies so not much of the pinks and purples, but we did get a surprise visit from the moon! (you and drift fr)

Not only is this a sunset and moon being Drift and I coded, but so is the pink and purple!!! @tonguetyd Bonded Pair 🥰💛❤️

Dare this is utterly stunning oh my goodness!!! I am all heart eyes while looking at this!!! I don't even know if you know that I am in love over how obscured this is by all the trees / vines / leaves / power lines etc. and especially with how gentle the colors are, like.. I wish you can see the sweet, dumb, smile on my face that I cannot wipe off, and I'm even tearing up a little bit 🥹 I am keeping this one safe in my pocket, thank you very much my sweet Dare 🙏💛

OH! OH! OH!

I actually took a similar-ish photo last night during sunset hours!! There weren't any pretty colors, just plain gray clouds BUT I had the same smiley moon placed around the same area and it's also obscured by trees and power lines!!

Happiest of timezones to you 💛

[teddybeartoji]

if u see me rbing hawks..... i am new here i don't even know him but good god do i need him ohhhh myy