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[windy-apple]

[qyburn]

some kids at the local library start tittering to each other about the new part-time librarian, with their antiquated hair & even more antiquated fashion. He speaks in a deep, grumpy voice, but looks like someone's grandmother. long skirts, sweater-vests, baggy cardigans, and half-rim glasses.

the air is different when he shows up. people actually listen when he tells them to be quiet. they rarely speak loud enough to warrant more than a couple of commands anyway. he seems to have a sixth sense. even when he goes out for a smoke break, which is often, he can tell when things are happening behind his back.

one time he is confronted with an angry father, declaring that no man in a dress is going to tell his son to shut up in front of other people. the librarian says nothing, unbothered, looking up at him without blinking. the temperature seems to drop. then he stands up. they're the same height, but the librarian feels taller, bigger. something in the air starts to expand. the father leaves, the wind blown out of his sails completely.

they dont have the courage to ask him about himself. he is referred to as mr. and miss, but never corrects anyone.

one of the girls eventually asks. he says his name is bryn, & prefers to forego honorifics. though every time scotty shows up, she calls him uncle munch. he explains that he is her uncle, but "munch" is just a nickname. scotty gets some cool points for having the mysterious library witch as her uncle.

[fantasygasm-posts]

[emoji-kitchen]

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[lifemod17]

Hozier Breaks Down His Perfect Playlist

🎥: theSKimm' | 04/23/2024

And some gifs 👀

[bimboinheat]

all I'm saying iiiss what if a cutie wrapped my legs and arms with my pink leg and arm binders and put the piggy harness on my head

[starleska]

i reckon it's this moment which endeared us all so much to Nordic Bunny right away (besides his banging design of course)...the poor guy's lonely 🥺 he wants to take over the Earth not just to add to his empire, but because he wants to have friends!!! and so he'll never be alone again!!! 😭😭😭

[blushedfemmes]

Kinda not really forcemasc idea I've had for a bit I figured I'd share

imagining I have a friend who's wanted to be more masc, dress different, change his hair, start t, he's seen the changes I've gotten from is but is scared to start. One day I give him a bottle of my t, "it's a spare, you can have it, just try it out for now, one bottle won't do much but it's something right?" I say. I give him another a couple weeks later even though he's never mentioned using it yet (I can tell from his confidence he has been). Some more time passes and we have a regular little squabble, we decide to resolve it with a 1v1 in some video game we both play like usual. Right before we start the match I say "loser has to show the winner how he jacks off" it throws him off instantly "don't act like you haven't peeked at me jacking off before, plus I wanna see how big your dick is now, betcha I'm bigger" I say. He's red beyond belief so I go easy on him in the match, let him regain focus to make it seem even but still win.

"Well, get to it man" he's flustered, fumbling with the button on his jeans. I sit and wait a moment, palming my tdick through my sweats, "wait wait did you think I wanted to see how you jerk yourself off?" I stop and grab his wrist "no dude, you're gonna do me, this is like, a performance test right? I'll tell you if you do something wrong but you aren't gonna be getting off unless you win another match"

i have reached the pinnacle, i have a butch writing butch4butch erotica for me in my inbox, i truly have arrived. oh god really good stuff mmhm 😵‍💫 “palming my tdick through my sweats” made me lightheaded… fuck i love a cocky confident butch showing his buddy the ropes but also making sure he knows his place

[iaqwitia]

AHHHHH!! i love tumblr

[stevethehairington]

[fantasygasm-posts]

she’s a 10 but she *really* has a breeding kink because she moaned the loudest when her mistress said she was gonna get her pregnant

[aurinkomoukari]

the one where Jim kidnaps you (162088 words) by aurinkomoukari Chapters: 14/14 Chapter title: the one with the finale, part 2 Fandom: Slipknot (Band) Rating: Explicit Relationships: Jim Root/Reader Chapter summary:

The universe has one more shocking surprise in store for you…

Are you ready?

[bibibifemme]

yeah, sorry, i have to stay up getting off to how pretty she sounds when she's thinking of fucking me. no, i don't care that it messes up my sleeping schedule

[araiz-zaria]

When Bagration was described as wearing an "Astrakhan Cap", was it the left type, the center type, or the right type? 🤨

[yourlittlettoy]

Would you say that tickling is a part of your sexuality, or is it something separate from sexuality ? Put differently, are you horny during a tickling session, and if that's the case isn't it frustrating to walk away at the end without having been given an orgasm ?

:P gooooood question my friend! Hmm, short answer is: it’s complicated 😅😅 (oh god I’m about to explain under the cut and being honest is always exposing pffft so SHH 🤫🙈)

I think the reason this question is a little hard to answer for me is because .. t-wording kinda replaces classic sexuality for me. To put it another way, to me, t-wording is kinda like a main course in and of itself, in terms of the level of satisfaction it brings.

So like. I don’t typically get “horny”… I just get into lee mood lmao (if you read that NO YOU DIDN’T I DON’T HAVE LEE MOODS I DON’T WANT ANY TWORDS NO WAY SHUTTUP LOL 🙈🙈🥴🫣)

And when I feel that way… I can be satisfied from just a session alone. No sexy-parts stimulation needed :) for all of my needs to be met lol.

That kinda orgasm play is almost just a passive extra for me, fun if it happens (if the chemistry is right), and also just as fun if it doesn’t :) the main course is the twording, afterall~

Though there is an exception, the only time I’ll actively crave that kind of stimulation is kinda only when I’m in love with someone lol. I’m demisexual when it comes to regular vanilla stuff… for me: without love/deep connection, there can be no vanilla sexual desire XD ashdksla I don’t know why I’m shy rn sharing this lmao but here we are haha, I guess I don’t talk about vanilla sexy stuff a lot on here!

I hope this answered the question!! Thank you for asking 🥰🥰☺️

[football-and-fanfics]

Aaron being this big, strong goalie, but struggling to open a bag of sweets is so funny 🤣