#🥀† Dazai

[insanityofbones]

Anon asked

Hey! Master, can you make a dazai breeding and dirty talking drabble? He's so hot he makes my blood boil.. plus praise and degredation?

𝐃𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐲 𝐓𝐚𝐥𝐤

𝑷𝒂𝒊𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒈 : Dom!Dazai X Sub!Fem!Reader

𝑾𝒂𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔 : Mention of breeding, P→V, unprotected sex, dirty talking obviously

𝑾𝒐𝒓𝒅 𝑪𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒕 : 300~

𝑨𝒖𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒓𝒔 𝑵𝒐𝒕𝒆 : Mmmmmm ty anon, he is, he so fucking is. Anyways, bungou time~ enjoy the food 🥀 Follows, likes, and reblogs are appreciated 🤍

Dazai couldn't, and wouldn't, help the fact he was hard as a rock while he watched you danced. Hips swaying with the music as the rest of the agency was also dancing, alas, his eyes only knew you. Deep brown pools full of a soft affection for you.

How you ended up on your back, only heavens know.

"Mmmm! F-Fuck Da—"

Your moans got louder with every jut of his hips. His cock sinking into you furiously, as if he was some kind of sick animal who was in heat. Not only that, but his nimble fingers were rubbing your clit, adding to the stimulation you felt. "Hm belladonna~?" Gods, the way he said it could have made you cum right there, your hands desperately gripping the sheets as the former mafia executive pounded into you. Merciless with how good you felt on his dick.

"Your such a good whore, Y/N,"

The dirty talk was just filling your head with even more thoughts of him. Imagining what he'd look like from the bottom with his head between your thighs—

"Daaazzzaiiiii!" Your back arched as you practically screamed his name, that intelligent smirk plastered on his face while he cooed about you cumming on his cock. About how fucking good you felt that he couldn't stop until you were filled to the brim with his cum. Hell, even carrying his kid felt hot. "You're going to look so pretty holding my child Y/N,"

Your mind was faded by now, stars lining your vision while he just kept rutting. Soon, the warmth of his cum filled your womb, leaving you gasping and begging for air as you whined.

You were such a pretty cumslut, how could he not make a baby with you?

[slugidiot]

I made beastzai pregnant

[mx-giraffe]

reading through the beast dazai and beast chuuya blogs is EMOTIONALLY DEVASTATING™ so could you try to sketch a scene or smth with that? or maybe both of their povs on the current matter at hand :0

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emotionally devastating™ is an understatement dear anon. unfortunately, i dont quite have enough time to draw a whole scene, so i hope this sketch of the beast Chuuya rp blog will suffice

[cloudcountry]

I got so used to seeing Dazai on my feed that Azul jumpscared me

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I MISS DAZAI ALREADY :((( he's still my header but it's not the same :((((

[disgracedprodigy]

Is that so Mr Evil Jesus? If you are like Jesus in any way, I might actually consider becoming religious.

Yep! and when we know their habits and behaviours we might be able to envision what they would have said or done in an imaginary/ real situation(s). It's not going to be even close to the real deal but it would still be precious I think.... That's all we will have left after they eventually leave... Our memories of them. Idk if that made sense 💀

I seem the type to be popular? May I ask why? Cause it's actually the opposite xjdkkdkd ✨

Oh and!!

Happy belated Birthday!! Sorry ik I'm late af, I wanted to wait till you were back from break and then I got caught in career stuff 🥹

I made a little photo collage for you.... And I'd really like to show it to you.... if it's okay?

I think Tumblr doesn't allow adding pictures with anon turned on? (or maybe idk how to do it cause I tried🥹)

So... Where would it be convenient for you to receive it?

(To mod: Hello mod!! Hope you are doing well! Do you have plants too?? )

- 🥀

M..Mister evil jesus.. well, you can praise me all you'd like if you convert to the dazai religion ..~ ���

you're easy to speak to, I suppose. I feel quite comfortable with you, too. I think that deserves popularity.

tumblr doesn't allow images on anon, no .. you can always dm it to me, love. i won't mind

[sinnamonn]

They all lack self awareness

[fyotherat]

May i request headcanons of Ranpo, Dazai, Lucy and jouno with a s/o who hates being alone?

Like always afraid of being alone with their thoughts and uses other people to distract themselves from them and is afraid of them leaving and abandoning them? Could be angst or fluff or both i dont really mind!

-🥀

Abandonment Issues

Characters: Ranpo, Dazai and Jouno

Warnings: None I assume?

Note: Thank you for requesting! I wrote for Lucy but I'll share it together with Yosano and Higuchi on a second part!

Ranpo

It wasn't usual for you to be separated in the first place, you two were always clinging to each other like koalas.

Because of that, it took a while for him to catch a glimpse of how you felt and behaved when left alone.

He couldn't deny that he felt the same in some situations, you are what feels like home to him, and he never enjoyed leaving your side.

As much of a direct person he is, he wouldn't directly confront you about it, he knew you couldn't help it.. so he decided to do his part to make you feel as safe as possible even without him by your side.

Long cuddle sessions are a must before any mission, or any outing for that matter! He will subtly do his best to let you know he isn't going anywhere.

If he has to be gone for a while, he would make sure to leave some of your favorite candies around the house for you to find, I can even imagine him leaving sticky notes with random compliments and cute faces drawn on them!

"Da-daan! y/n found the hidden candy! 10 points from the world's greatest detective!(･v<)☆"

And if you need a distraction? He would be glad to leave some of Poe's newest mystery novels for you to solve, they're too easy for him anyway!

Dazai

He is similar, even if he doesn't show it to you, he always has that lingering anxiety about you leaving him behind.

He knew it was unlikely but.. what if you somehow learned about his past? Learned about the horrendous things he did without a second thought..? Or maybe you would just find someone better than him..

With those thoughts always in the back of his mind, he didn't have a problem catching onto yours either, he was sharp after all.

It would take a while for him to find a solution or something to distract you from those thoughts.. he didn't have the best ways of distraction, as his first resolute was turning to the bottle, and the fact that he sometimes disappeared for days didn't really help your case.

But he had to find a way to ease your mind and distract you from those thoughts and fears.

He started with small gestures, maybe draping his coat over your shoulders before leaving to visit a crime site would suggest to you that he will be back?

He already declares his undying love to you a hundred times a day, but that was just a part of his personality, playful and teasing.. so he decides to do something a bit more proper, at least before long missions.

Taking your hands in his, he would lean in with a promise, a promise he swore he'll never break.

"No matter what, I'll come back home to you."

Jouno

The hardest case is by far Jouno... He knows how attached you are to him, and something about it brings joy to this sadistic man. Saying words like this.. with that damned smile..

"My my, can't live without me y/n? Too bad I have to leave for work now."

His words of teasing weren't helping you at all, even a small joke about him 'maybe not coming back' from a mission made your stomach curl.

One day, after a long mission that took him away from you, he returned home just to pause at the doorstep, with his sharpened senses he could hear your silent tears.

But the question was.. why were you crying..? It couldn't be because you felt alone.. right..?

With a sigh, he opened the door, closing and locking it behind him.

That night, he finally caved in to listen to your growing fears and your displeasure about his teasing.

How could he keep hurting you for his own amusement when you clung onto him so tightly and sobbed silently in his arms..?

[thatkarleesidraws]

“The biggest misfortune for Dazai’s enemies, is that they’re Dazai’s enemies. | 🥀

[fishii-writes]

haihaihaii i would like to request a nakahara chuuya friends to lovers for the event hehe :3 also sending u many happy birthday wishes in advance and lots of love mwah/p love you pookie <3

paring: chuuya x gn!reader

contains: headcanons

cw: highschool au implied, dazai + ranpo + yosano are chuuya's friends, just fluff, chuuya's a little clumsy but it ends well ;)

a/n: thank you for entering my event! holy YAP i yapped so hard for this 🥀 HOPE U ENJOY ILYTTT

word count: 810

how you both met

you two were definitely neighbours

“hey, go greet the new negibours’ kid”

and you two awkwardly greet each other

your parents and his parents get close eventually

and have regular meet ups, so you and chuuya get close too

you two walk to school together, walk home

he waits for you if you have extracurricular activities

if you have something till late at night, he goes home then comes to pick you up

who fell first and when?

we all know how friends are

they see you hang out with a pretty dude and suddenly rumours are like newspaper

“are you two dating??” and rumours like “i heard [name] and chuuya are dating!”

the rumours spread like crazy

they reach everyone except said pretty boy

one day, dazai asks him half jokingly “do you like them?”

suddenly, his view on you changes

sure, you’re perfect in literally every way, shape and form but

you were just a friend…! and suddenly he’s blushing at every smile you flash him

he’s covering his face when you look at him

and he’s acting all shy when you offer to clean up his face and bruises after he got into a fight

ugh, stupid dazai. now he’s caught feelings!

and he doesn’t want to tell you. or make it obvious (he is NOT discreet)

because he doesn’t wanna make you uncomfortable or make you hate him :(

when you fell:

i mean it was probably obvious 🤨

who wouldn’t fall for bro…

but the specific moment when you knew it was him.

the right one for you

was when he knocked on your door at about 11pm at night

your parents weren’t at home so you ask who’s knocking

he replies his name, you open the door after confirmation

he stands there. bruised and bleeding

and just collapses in your arms

he wakes up at about 2am, in your arms on your bed

you’re asleep. he usually wouldn’t let anyone (except you sometimes) hug him

especially in a moment as vulnerable as sleeping

so he stays in your arms. he even snuggles closer

and once you wake up, he’s still there

in your arms, eyes closed and a painfully obvious blush on his face

let’s just say, its safe to assume he didn’t wanna leave your arms that day

confession:

“5 bucks he won’t do it” - ranpo to dazai, about chuuya

“10 bucks he’ll back out” - dazai to ranpo, about chuuya

“50 bucks he’ll get the girl” yosano to dazai and ranpo (biggest supporter. ig.), about chuuya

chuuya takes a simple (not in his head though 😹) approach

he asks you at break to meet him at a nearby park after school

but there’s the mistake. his friends heard, and told your friends

so there you two are. the scene’s perfect.

cherry blossoms comically flowing down from the trees

and the wind lightly blowing around your hair

he leans in to tuck a strand behind your ear

he smiles tenderly, moving back to give you a bit of space

and right when he musters that last bit of courage to start speaking

he sneezes. the flowers and weather are against him!

you can’t help but laugh a bit

he finds it endearing (and dazai tries not to laugh behind a tree nearby)

he starts again. he opens the conversation casually

“actually, there’s something i wanted to tell you…”

and that’s when dazai completely loses it

he falls from in the branches of the tree?? onto the floor, laughing like crazy

yosano scolds him and ranpo laughs too

your friends groan, one throwing their shoes at dazai who’s still rolling on the floor

chuuya embarrassedly groans, turning to you

“before i was rudely interrupted. i like you. sorry to ruin our friendship…” he mutters, turning to leave (and shooting a dirty look at dazai)

you stand frozen. i mean, its not every day that your closest friend confesses to you AND your friends watch

without realising it, you follow after him

you reach out for his wrist, stopping him

he hesitantly turns to face you, a somewhat sad smile on his face

“where are you going? who said it ruined our friendship?”

you watch as his smile goes from a sad one to a hopeful one

“so… does that mean…?” he quietly asks

“yep” you smile

but he doesn’t want you to have to make your title? official

afterall, who wouldn’t wanna be confessed to AND asked out by chuuya?

“so that does that mean we can change our ship from “friend” to “relationship”?” he asks, getting a laugh from you

“yeah. did you steal that line from dazai?” and he nods

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[dazai-fan-page]

"The difference between 15 Dazai and 22 Dazai is one is ⛓️🥀🖤emo🖤🥀⛓️ and one is 🥳✨💀emo💀✨🥳" ehhhhhh kinda?

The difference is that 15 Dazai was ready to be done, he didn't want to go through any more pain and he just wanted the drugs he was promised so he could die peacefully. 22 Dazai has people to live for, promises to fulfill and is willing to try for those things.

There's more to it ofc but I'm not doing a big long post today unless someone asks me to.

[insanityofbones]

† N/A

† N/A

𝐃𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐲 𝐓𝐚𝐥𝐤 ‡ breeding, dom!dazai, fem!reader, praise + degrading

[slugidiot]

this pretty princess ♡ and her weird husband or something ig ....

ignore the fact i forgot to color kunikida's hairband it looks cute like that

[star-centric]

Can you do some headcannons on Kunikida from bsd and how he would act in a relationship? Like what type of dates they’d go on, his love language, etc. tysm!

- 🥀

PAIRING: Kunikida x Gender Neutral!Reader

NOTE: I love Kunikida- that is all (and sorry that this came out so late)!

CW: fluff, gender neutral reader

Relationship Headcanons with Kunikida!

Being in a relationship with Kunikida is more exciting than people think. He’s still as diligent as always, but you get to see a certain softness to him that isn’t shown as much

He still acts the same- but he’s a bit more…delicate now. He catches himself remembering that you’re not just his friend anymore and that you’re something more to him (like he’s been wanting for a while). It’s hard to not notice the tips of his ears growing red when he has his vulnerable moments with you, but it’s welcomed nonetheless

I fully believe he asked you out first- had an entire plan written down in his notebook with no room to error. Even with everything written and perfected to a T, he still stumbled a bit in his confession, light blush across his cheeks but firm in his words. It’s a moment that you keep close to you and bring up whenever you’re alone together (sometimes to tease him- much to his dismay)

If you guys work together, he doesn’t treat you like you’re weak because he knows that you’re not- but don’t be surprised if he’s hovering around you more when you get back from a mission. He’s still professional- just more worried- but he still has faith in you!

If you guys don’t work together, he makes time out of his schedule daily to see you. He makes sure that it falls on your lunch break and it doesn’t get interrupted by anyone (unless it’s a serious mission, but expect him to be a little upset when he confronts the threat)

He always makes sure to walk you to and from work- no exceptions

Kunikida would be the one to usually plan your dates- whether it’s his idea or yours. If there’s something specific that you want to do, you can expect him to get all of the information/details and plan it to where there’s no room for a mistake

(just make sure that you’re not pranking him like Dazai because he will take it literal)

He prefers something calm for your dates- he already gets all of the excitement he needs from the agency, so any chance he can relax and do it with you he’s taking it. He also finds it easier to unwind with you, feeling the stress from the day lift from his shoulders just being with you

Kunikida’s love language is act of service! He goes out of his way to make you’re taken care of. It may seem minor to some and not a big deal, but it’s just one of the many ways to show that he cares about you

He’s not much of a touchy person in the beginning of your relationship, but he starts to show a little more physical affection as it progresses. It starts out small- from pinkies brushing against one another without flinching to small hugs before saying goodnight. He doesn’t do much in front of everyone besides handholding, but he does start to do more behind closed doors and in the privacy of your homes

Kunikida has a whole section in his notebook dedicated to you (including future dates)- your likes, dislikes, anniversaries, etc. You never have to worry about him forgetting something because he already has it written down

It takes a while before Kunikida says “I love you”, but I do believe that he would say it first. He’ll also be the first one to bring up the notion of moving in together under a tactical guise (but really it’s just because he craves you more and the times that he sees you now isn’t enough)

He’s the definition of “you fell first, but he fell harder”

Kunikida feels at peace with you. Even if you didn’t match all of his ideals for his ideal partner (because realistically no one probably would), he’s content with that. You mesh so well with him, and honestly- it’s hard to picture anyone else being his partner but you

[disgracedprodigy]

Hard agree. I think the world is gonna continue to get a bit worse (at least during our lifespan) before it starts to get better. So dying genuinely seems like a better choice rather than putting up with everything going on

Yeah imagine all the pranks you can play on Kunikida san and Chuuya san as a ghost. You could steal all the wine you wanted or maybe replace it with vinegar!! 👀

I'm glad you found such circles love. I'm sure you also are an important part of their lives.

What I like about living... Ig it's a bit similar for me too. People and learning more about them, their stories and what makes them happy etc. Living beings in general I think are incredibly fascinating.

(Hello mod! So glad you are back!!! Hope you are well. Yeah I was dealing with a few things hence the absence fjdjxd. I like summer too!! Especially cause my house plants grow a bit faster ✨)

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Hehe, I don't need to be a ghost to switch wine to vinegar. I'm like an evil jesus.. ~(￣∇￣~)

learning about people is one of the best parts about meeting them. it definately beats when they're eventually leaving.. you can learn all their habits and behaviours!

..I do wonder if you're popular. you seem like the type to be.

( plants :3 welcome back to you too!! )

[sinnamonn]

Nickname analysis with my Dazai and Fyodor let’s goooo. This is set within my isekai au (I should probably make it a tag at this point). Tw for fyodor being fyodor he’s a fucking ass.

Fyodor’s nicknames reek of possession, no matter how sweet they come off. There’s always an air of condescension in them, he has to put himself above others in even the smallest of ways— he has to somehow make me feel weak, that I am an object. His desire is me to see him as the god he believes himself to be, and I his loyal little apostle. But at the same time, there’s an expectation of purity, for me to be the saint to his god. He will always use ‘мой’ or ‘my’ as a prefix, to remind me that I am his despite how hard I may fight it.

“Куколка”-doll

“mýshka”-little mouse

Ангел мой- my angel

мал��шка-baby

Even after I manage to outsmart him using ✨meta knowledge✨, the nicknames shift—while still diminutive, he does at least acknowledge that I have intelligence.

умняшка-clever one/clever girl

lisíčka -little fox

Dazai’s on the other hand, while still possessive, are much more earnest and endearing. I didn’t have to prove I have a functioning brain to him or that I was more ‘predator’ than ‘prey’.

Hence, occasionally calling me ‘kitty’ when I, say, get distracted or snap out of a hyper focus. Cat’s can’t be controlled, cats are independent, and it’s a privilege when one chooses you.

On to the most overused one I’ve seen in reader inserts, “belladonna”— while in Italian it means beautiful woman it’s also the name of a poisonous flower of the nightshade family. It’s still an object, a non-autonomous thing it still has the power to kill someone if they aren’t careful.

And of course theres the run of the mill “darling”, “dearest”, “my love”, yet the way he says it, the way his expression softens and his voice becomes quiet makes it obvious he means it with every fiber of his being. He doesn’t hesitate to call me his, but he says it as a reminder to himself and not to me, that ‘yes, I am with them, and they accept ma as I accept them’.

[that-one-odd-shipper]

🍉 . Fic Post . 🍉

This is a previously written fic! Right now I'm promoting my old fics just to let y'all know they exist.

🪭- A little Dazai fic! This is my first bsd agere fic I put out there, and I am pretty proud of it 🥺

🍄- This fic is inspired by the lovely Playrough's agency little fic! In which Dazai has a nap time set up for him by the agency since he tends to get cranky and fussy without sleep, but a meeting ends up making him miss it for the day. What Dazai didn't expect is how used to the naps his body had gotten.

🥀- Dazai is really small in all of my upcoming fics and this one, not even one year when he's regressed. Kunikida and Chuuya are co-caregivers to Dazai and it is mentioned how Dazai doesn't particularly like the concept of being little. This fic is pure fluff, a tiny bit of stress comes from the baby but not enough to be considered angst. It's a nice story to fall asleep to :)

❤- Now, I'll attach the first few paragraphs bellow for you to get a feel of the fic. Link to my ao3 and the fic itself will be at the end! Please enjoy, comment and like!

Ever since Kunikida and the Agency have found out about Dazai's regression, they've been pushing nap times. Something about him getting "Cranky, tired, and less productive" after a certain time in the day

Dazai kicked his legs under the table, trying to stay focused. There had been an important joint Mafia and Agency meeting today, which just so happened to fall at an inconvenient time.

...Stupid, he knows. Besides, Dazai is never productive so what difference would it make?!

These naps normally happen late at lunch. It's not like he could just slip out of the Agency to go home early, either! To ensure he got this nap in every day the Agency and the stupid slug, decided to pair up for this.

If he tried to escape and head home, Chuuya's stupid camera door sensor would catch it. Of course that was set up for him...the slug can't mind his business! He didn't even do anything before it was set up, the executive just assumed he would try! Rude...

And so, the little one had to accept that he would be caught either way. It was either walking around in the stuffy outdoors for the rest of the day every single day or taking a nap. His pride said the first option, but it's obvious what the best choice was.

'But Dazai, you're a genius! Why didn't you just deactivate the system or use another entrance?' Well, it's pretty hard to think clearly enough to sneakily turn off a system when you're admittedly very fuzzy and droopy.

From working so hard of course. Nothing else, totally.

He doesn't need an assigned nap! Not to mention, a person to watch over him. He knows when he needs to take a break... Totally. This is why in the first place he didn't want the agency to figure it out, but that all went down the drain...

Have they been nothing but accepting of him? Yes, that's the issue! They shouldn't be condoning this behavior, let alone enforcing it! Dazai doesn't deserve to act like a literal baby, "A healthy coping mechanism" be damned. He doesn't need one of those either.

Protesting that mindset to them only made it worse, however. That doesn't mean he wouldn't still attempt to be bratty and refuse, but it gets hard when all you feel is comfort and security in a Member's (or Chu's) arms.

How these naps played out was always the same. He would get fed a bottle of warm milk about 30 minutes before his nap, fed because he got the privilege of being able to feed himself taken away...

He only dropped it on his head like, once! It doesn't matter if it caused him to start crying, he can still do it like anyone else can feed themselves! He shouldn't have started crying anyway, it was a tiny little bump. God, why did little him have to be so sensitive?

When it was time for the nap, there were two main locations. With anyone besides Kunikida, Chuuya, Yosano, or Fukuzawa he was to be laid down on the couch smothered in blankets.

But when Kunikida had a chance, he would always volunteer to watch him first. It's like he has some attachment, the idealistic man always looks anxious when he's away from the embarrassing baby side.

With Kunikida, he was either laid on a tiny futon that was unrolled from the closet next to Kunikida's desk but rarely. Most of the time he's on someone's lap being rocked to sleep since motion puts him out like a light.

Others that were offered were Atsushi, Ranpo, Naomi, Junichiro, and with supervision of another adult, Kenji. However, with Ranpo and Atsushi, it gets... Complicated.

Atsushi and Ranpo are also little, but they are at least big kids! Most of the time, at least. They don't need naps or bottles, but they are also set off easily in the presence of another little.

That was learned the hard way when Kunikida ended up with 3 giggly and squeamish littles after coming back from break. From that day on all three of them couldn't be alone caring together, unless there was time for some sort of play date after nap time.

Dazai would rather live than have to regress more times than needed, so he's never had a play date with the two, though he's heard they do it decently often.

And of course, there was Chuuya. Sometimes, when he was free during lunch break he would come to pick Dazai up for his nap. Normally he'd get taken home, but occasionally he was taken to Chu's office where he got to sit on the rolly chairs!

However he always preferred going home because of the risk of someone walking into him, the genius Dazai Osamu...giggling as Chuuya Nakahara bounces him on his lap or gently spins the rolling chair around. Yea no.

Originally the nap thing was set to every other day, or just not required every day. Dazai ruined that for himself though very easily. Once he had gotten used to the napping, apparently his body went 'oo! Time for sleep!!!? ;?! ' around the scheduled time automatically now.

He ended up struggling to stay awake as he did work with Kunikida one day and got nothing done, per usual. Dazai eventually drifted off on his shoulder from the exhaust, not very grown-ass 22-year-old of him.

But back to the current situation, it's the dreaded nap time. Well, way past nap time. Currently, there is a meeting going on between the Agency and the port mafia, that's all fine. The fine part was that the meeting had gone at least an hour off schedule.

It was planned so as not to bump into the time he gets put down, but stupid Mori couldn't agree on the originally proposed terms, so now they've been stuck!

______________________________________

Another thing is that Dazai hadn't quite realized how his body had gotten used to the nap times. Now that's come to bite him in the ass because he can't stop rubbing his eyes and yawning.

The work is called Cranky Baby! Here's the preview, Links to the full story and my ao3 page bellow.

Work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/56113351

My ao3 acc: https://archiveofourown.org/users/That_One_Odd_Shipper/pseuds/That_One_Odd_Shipper