#🚗 anon

[sea-lanterns]

WAIT WE’RE CELEBRITIES WHAT DID MY GF DO 😭😭

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A lot. Next question 🩷

[xoxoalette]

talking about reddie, i remember you saying eddie drives a gtr and sai said ren also drives a corvette (i'm ignoring his motorcycle rn lol). do they ever meet cute at traffic stops? go to local car meetups? do they race diva and teo down the 101? do they have the glove box to themselves like the passenger princesses they are?

and do eddie and diva have custom licence plates? any specific decals for their cars like tinted windows, color wraps or seat covers? i think diva would be the type to have custom star shaped exhaust pipes.

sorry for so many questions. no need to answer them all but i'm curious :p and if its not too much trouble can i be 🚗 anon?

CAR QUESTIONS? Omg… apologies if this is all over the place, my thoughts are messy

Eddie likes cars but he isn’t much of a social person so he wouldn’t go to any car meets, and although he knows how to race, he doesn’t really race much but will if Diva or Ren drags him to one!!

But most definitely has a princess compartment for Ren, but sadly Ren doesn’t trust Eddie to drive for some reason unknown (Eddie never bothers to asks, but it is a bit odd when they’re taking HIS car).

Eddie doesn’t have a custom plate but Diva most definitely!! It’s probably DIVASTAR with a star replacing the i (is this possible? Idk but I think it should be) AND YOURE 100% RIGHT SHED HAVE A STAR EXHUAST

Eddie’s car is squeaky clean always, they both take good care of their cars! Eddie probably doesn’t do much to his car, maybe a few moderations just for functionality. Diva is the car girl that decorates her inside and out. Diva has two cars, one her grandpa gifted her and the other she got herself which is shimmery pink (OBVI).

Diva def has like little hello kitty plushies hanging on her rear mirror and some other plushies along the dash board or in the back. And sometimes she puts them in the seats with their seatbelts on. She also has her own compartment with emergency feminine products and makeup.

I think if Eddie really was going to have some form of decorations? Probably some Polaroids of his loved ones on his dashboard but he’s bland 🩵 both twins also have their windows tinted!! A bit too dark… like 35% (if I remember, the percentage is how much light can go through).

Oh oh and Diva def has rbg lights somewhere. And her headlights and taillights are stars 😼

[cozy-cg]

my hands huuurrrttt my ribs huuuurrttt i js got stuck in a treeee and had 2 get rescued by a neighbor and i feels bad abt bothering some1 kinda and my head hurrrtsss and my legs wont stop shakignghdhghfd

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Woah, that sounds pretty bad. Please make sure to get medical attention if you keep feeling bad, because that sounds like a sticky situation you’re in! ♡︎ Be safe, bud

[brattysapphicstuff]

hello!! its car anon (i cannot BELIEVE i got assigned a fucking car emoji VFDAVFSVNF /j)

I went out with my friend yesterday again! hoo girl strap in, i feel like im about to record an audio message lmfao

We went for some patatas bravas and we shared two of them and whatever, and we went to the center of town and acted like dumbasses for two hours and she got new pop off nails (important information for later!) and they're really long and pretty and shes just gushing over them and they look very nice and she cant wait to get back home so she can take off the ones she had and put on the ones she bought (same model, them really long ones that are sharp), and on the train ride back she asked if she could put her head on my shoulder (i dont like being touched usually) and slept through the whole ride and i had to wake her up for our stop and haul her ass out before the doors closed

Anyways, when we left the train we got into my car, and I drove her to her house and she asked if I wanted to see her room, since I was supposed to help her move in but I had to go see my family that weekend. I said yes, and we went up (its just a small little flat nothign special) and we talked and the only place to sit was either the floor or her bed. I didn't want to like impose or anything so i sat on the floor and she sat on her bed and i was like by her feet and in front of her if that makes sense? and she was leaning forward so i could hear her speak (she speaks very softly and i am partially deaf) and she was sort of hovering over me since i was on the floor.

I make fun of her for being short and for being clumsy and so quiet, and theres a bit that I do all the time where I lean dramatically closer to her to hear her when she's speaking loud and clear and saying something wrong. So I get on my knees so im like higher up and put my hands on her knees so she wouldn't back up on the bed and i lean real close to do the bit. but this motherfucker. spreads her legs and wraps them around me and holds me in place and like puts her cheek against mine to whisper what she had said in my bad ear and her hands are on my shoulders and she like presses the nails into my skin and holds me there and avdankvadj??? cdajvad!!! cdabjbcda.

i. could not breathe. and she very much noticed because i blush really easy and my face was on fucking fire and she like looks at me and she fucking smirks and holds my chin (her nail was digging into my lip and oh my jesus fucking christ) and she said that im so cute and i. dude? oh.

and she like laughs at me and kisses my forehead but i thought she was leaning in to kiss me so i leaned forward too and she just stares at me for a bit after. and i was burning UP dude. and she like pulls my face up? so like i kinda have to get up off the floor and crouch very awkwardly but she kisses me and anvdbvfdsjk and shes all wrapped up in me and im holding her legs around me because im an idiot who doesnt know what to do with her hands and then we stop kissing for a bit because shes pulling me up onto the bed (she is very strong) and we're just kinda laying there and kissing and im on top of her and between her legs and she puts her hands under my shirt (they were SO COLD') and just fucking tears up my back with those fucking nails (it hurts now but like. i am not complaining) and there is not a single thought in my head and she starts kissing all up my neck and i am just holding onto the sheets like an old woman clutching her pearls and she whispers something but i dont hear her and so she switches to the other side of her neck and she repeats it and this motherfucker told me that i feel so good on top of her and dude. oh my fucking god. dude. i. dude. dude. brother. sister. my guy. and shes just touching me all over my back and my sides and her nails hurt so good and i.

yeah anyways we stopped because my mom called me like twice and i had to pick up the phone and talk to her and my friend was sitting behind me and just touching my hair n stuff and then when i finished the call she asked if i wanted to sleep over.

(insert the eye emojis here)

unfortunately i couldn't because i had a meeting early today (it could have been an email tbh) but uhm. yeah. then i left and i had to take like a 20 minute breather in my car.

anyways. yeah. thats how that went. i hope you enjoy my suffering avdanvkdsfjv

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omg So sorry for the lack of creativity sdnjgñs

AHHHHH that sounds SO GREAT!! happy for you and living vicariously through your gay experiences.

also,,,,,,, the entire make out sesh sounds very very hot.................. and also cute??? please do update don't spare details! im rooting for you 2 so hard!!

[pjsk-writin]

HGEDLPR

MY MANS IS LOOKONG FOR FOSTER PARENTS SOMEONE HELP HIM..../lh

[chazz-is-a-zelda-fan]

hi hello syrus anon here!!! have you eaten yet? have you drank any water?? just making sure you’re okay so you can duel at top condition!!!!

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i ate breakfast earlier but i haven’t had anything to drink besides coffee, so i’ll do that! thanks syrus anon :>

[remuchen]

HIHI ITS 🚗 ANON TYSM FOR THE ADVICE ILL DEFINITELY TELL MY MOM SO HOPEFULLY IT CAN CONVINCE HER MORE

NP!!! I'M HAPPY I COULD HELP <3

[stimkydukc]

oh, so the tumblr ceo decided to lead with the wile e coyote bullshit instead of any of these supposed more serious threats because ???????????????????

i see now. thank you anonymous tumblr user; i am sure you are very unbiased, especially since the only threat i can think of on my page is my "hate trans people? kill yourself" post

i wonder why you might consider that a threat!

i wonder i wonder i wonder

(edit: added image description)

[sunflowersteves]

omg it's been a minute because i haven't been on tumblr all that much lately 💀

for today's ✨️sin saturday✨️ thoughts: virgin/inexperienced!steve eating you out for the first time 😵‍💫

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🚗anon!!!! my love!!! how are you??? I’m sorry this took so long, my motivation has been slim :(

warnings || inexperienced!steve, praise kink, oral sex, mention of parties, drinking, and weed, 18+ only

Steve is timorous.

There’s pure terror in his eyes as his hands tighten around your thighs. Yeah, that kind of timorous.

Sure, Steve isn’t a virgin.

King Steve has had his fair share of women as their arms hung around his waist—the purple haze of weed and cheap beer always muddled his mind of previous adventurous nights that had unfolded.

Well, until you came along.

He didn’t want to forget a single night since the day you opened the door to Family Video and asked him a question that went through one ear and out the other.

“Stevie, you don’t—” You were going to say that you don’t have to because truly, he doesn’t. There’s no obligation for him to eat you out before sex, not if he doesn’t want to.

“I want to.” It comes out more like a grunt than anything.

He isn’t afraid of you, though, no. He’s afraid he isn’t good enough. He’s afraid he won’t be able to please you as you do him.

And it terrifies him.

His head is already aching to delve in between your folds, even for just a taste. If you wanted to never let him do this again, he would understand—despite the pure desire swirling like a storm in his chest.

A sigh leaves your lips at his previous answer, giving him the sign that you’re ready.

His nose presses right up against your mound, his tongue poking through his lips to feel your sticky lips. His eyes practically roll in the back of his head at the new foreign feeling of your skin on his tongue.

He spits right onto your clit, taking the tip of his tongue to feel the soft bud. You let out a content hum, while your hand’s involuntarily reach for his brown hair.

He groans at the pure feeling of it all. His tongue flicks to delve in between your lips and gather your slick into his mouth. You taste tangy and bittersweet, his hands subconsciously reaching out to flatten your thighs for more room.

He mumbles, “you taste so fucking good, baby.”

He needed more.

His lips move to suck at your sensitive bud, flicking and swirling his tongue over and over. “Oh fuck, Steve—”

He has you mewling on top of the bed, and you try your hardest not to buck your hips into his mouth. “Steve! S-Shit—”

He’s starting to become bolder with his movements at the louder sounds you start to make. His teeth nibble gently at the base of your clit as his dark eyes watch your mouth hang open. “My good fuckin’ girl.”

“Oh my god—” The grip on his hair starts to sting, but he doesn’t care one bit. He wants you to hold on tighter, he wants you to feel each and every ounce of pleasure.

His index finger starts teases your wet entrance and he can feel the way your walls clench in ecstasy.

“Oh, my sweet girl, are you close? Already?” It’s a tease—you could hear it, even though his voice was muffled from his lips continuing to suck.

“Steve, please, please, please.”

He slowly gives in as his finger curls against your walls. Steve’s starting to go faster with his movements.

Any of that trepidation from earlier is thrown out the window. He’s determined to make you feel good.

He starts to suck, loudly, onto your clit and you’re writhing with absolute pleasure. You can hardly keep your thighs open for him—hands fisting the his sheets.

“Steve, Steve, Steve—” Your slick gushes out onto his face, legs clamping around his cheeks as your head is thrown back onto his pillow.

He blinks in surprise, almost. His cheeks are wet from the sensation and his cock twitches.

“Did-did you just squirt?”

You’re still a little dazed, trying to recollect your senses and burning lips from his maneuvering.

“Are you sure that’s the first time you’ve done that? I’m not sure I believe you anymore.”

Steve gives you a cheeky smile. “You’re my first, baby. Although, knowing I do it pretty well—”

You laugh, messing his hair up just a little more. “Don’t let it go to your head, Harrington.”

[hmshermitcraft]

“ Keralis loves giving gifts, He gives gifts to everybody because he loves making people happy,” He also have always lived alone so when people move in with each other he’s the first one to get them a gift! Until he decides after decades of living alone he will move in with Xb. He short circuits after seeing so many gifts at their front door from each hermit. He kinda tears up with happiness! “

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It was part of how he grew up, and he's always taken it to heart. Normally he brings a memento or food - people always want food whilst they're moving. He just likes seeing people smile and letting them know he's there for them!

He had no idea all the hermits were waiting for the opportunity to repay him. xB was excited to have Keralis move in, and talked about it plenty. He didn't expect so many people to bring gifts either! He knows Keralis deserves every single one, though.

He kisses Keralis's cheek, helping find places for each one. This is going to add so much time to unpacking, but they have so many offers of help as well!

[sea-lanterns]

Hi angey! How are you? So I have big news! 🏎️ anon proposed to me and we’re getting married soon!! We’re prolly gonna get married in Italy so I’m super excited :)

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Whaaaa already? :0

I am super surprised but ykw I’m so happy for the both of you! Invite me to the wedding, I have a really cute dress and I’m very good at just sitting down and looking pretty /hj

I hope you fishies have a wonderful wedding together! Sending the entire aquarium in miniature suits and dresses to attend 💕

Bachelorette party anyone? 👀

[offline-nobody]

i would hit you with a hammer for you being such a fucking clown

you fool, you’ve just given me another hammer for my sick as fuck hammer car!!

[mqfx]

MOUTH!!!

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

[brattysapphicstuff]

Omg story timeee the other day, I pulled a "I don't know how to kiss, can you show me how to do it" on my friend and it WORKED (I fully meant it as a joke but like. this is better)

We made out for a solid while, her hands were in my hair for a bit and then she started groping me and kissing and biting my neck and it was so hott

We were out in the middle of a parking lot though, so we stopped unfortunately. But I'm seeing her again soon, can't wait to see what happens

(Do you do anon names? Like the emoji thing at the end? No idea, just wanna identify myself if theres an update lmao)

ahhh that sounds so hot and so great 😭 and something i really wish i could do with a certain person in my life rn (cue sad lesbian yearning for a close friend). pls update me!

(for lack of emoji in ur ask i shall call u 🚗 anon?? sorry if thats bad its because of the parking lot lmao)

[pjsk-writin]

SHE DID THIS

GASP EMOJI I CANT BELEIVE THIS

[daisychainsandbowties]

swerving sideways off the prompt but good morning and i hope you have a restful and gentle recovery/rehab/etc ☺️ take 🚗e

apparently i follow baldur’s gate 3 rules where you see your enormously messy polycule covered in blood & mild lacerations from a day of being gay and doing crimes and then you kiss their stupid foreheads goodnight (lae’zel bites you a bit and so does astarion but this is only to be expected. it is in fact desired). & then next morning you wake up & everyone is glowing astarion has his little Happy buff & you wonder if a minotaur really did piledrive Gale 60feet into a pile of poison mushrooms or if it was in fact all a dream. karlack wakes you up by eating a soul coin and trying to set fire to the river