#🙏 thank you anon 43...

[cleverpaws]

A lesbian man contradicts himself...

i am Not a lesbian!! but even if i was i wouldnt be contradicting myself esp not for kian stone have you seen that guy. have you seen him

[fungalittleweirdo]

chubby!reader × Donnie? he gets a tad bit flustered? maybe a bit of a spicy peice? praise kink🙏🙏🙏🙏

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already writing limes in the sfw blog, are we ?

jules fears NOTHING !!

i love writing this kind of content anyway >:)

if you wanted something higher on the citrus scale i shall direct you to my other blog, @fungalittlefreak where you could get even more specific with whatever you desire !!

i initially wanted to make this longer but i'm swamped with so many things to do, might have a part two if there's demand for it.

one chubby reader x flustered donnie coming right up B)

thank you for the request anon <3

important side note: while i don't deem this as "mature content" i feel more comfortable if anyone 15+ could interact with this post, otherwise please don't read or interact. while i can't force you not to, i hope anyone below 15 years old could respect my wishes.

May I?

It's movie night in the Hamato household and you're invited! April said you didn't have a choice, so here you are contemplating on wearing something comfortable or something cute.

Delivered (18:42 PM): is this too much? i'm bringing a change of clothes because i'm sleeping over

apes (18:42 PM): oooo who are you trying to impress

apes (18:42 PM): god i hope it's not leo

apes (18:42 PM): you deserve better

You shake your head, grinning at your phone as you send your last message to April.

Delivered (18:43 PM): i'll never tell :)

You finish getting ready and grab your overnight bag, heading over to the lair. The clattering and chattering in the kitchen tells you that the brothers would be in there, but you spot Donnie alone on his phone in the projection room. He seems comfortable enough not to wear his battle shell, which you find surprising. You take a step toward him and he looks up, turning to you as you put your stuff down beside the couch. He stops, staring while you move to sit beside him, even though you already greeted him, waiting for his response.

"Uh, yes. H-hello. Greetings. Good evening."

He looks away, then looks at you out of the corner of his eye. You grin and lean in with a smirk. He blushes, then a nervous smile plasters itself on his face. "D-do you need anything from me?" Donnie asks politely, but his eyes darted everywhere, scanning you as if he is committing the way you look right now to memory.

"A kiss might be nice."

The softshell freezes and it looks like his brain is malfunctioning, his face warming at the thoughts racing through his mind.

"May I?"

He reaches up to cup your soft face in his hand. His fingers twitch as if he's holding himself back from holding you firmly. You nod with a whispered yes, leaning in for a delicate, soft kiss. The softshell perks up and a dopey smile spreads across his face after you part, then he leans in for a deeper kiss, the heat on both your faces burning a little hotter.

"Your lips taste so good," Donnie breathes, threading his fingers through your hair at the base of your skull, holding you close as the two of you made out on the couch. "So sweet for me..." He whines, his blush darkening his face even more while he reaches for you with his other hand, holding you against him. His fingers knead the plushness above your hip for a moment, the hitching in his breath apparent. After another minute or so the two of you officially part, noticing the lair has gotten quiet.

You turn around to find nearly everyone with their jaws dropped to the floor, eyes boggled. Donnie sneers, wrapping an arm around your waist to hold you against him possessively. The way his hand grips your tummy made you yelp, feeling embarrassed now that the two of you were caught. April snaps a picture, Leo snickers, Mikey cheers, and Raph narrows his eyes in suspicion, then smiles, proceeding to whack Leo upside the head before he moves over to tease Donnie. The Caseys walk in with two bowls of popcorn, Junior has a knowing look on his face while CJ looked on in confusion to the commotion. You sigh with a grin, shaking your head and relaxing in Donnie's arms as movie night started to kick off.

[chososcamgirl]

iya 💕💕💕💕 i judt realised our birthdays are 9? days apart idk 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 march 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 anyways daily sjap megumi appreciation except ahahahah... except im not on anon anymoar... anyways..

day 43 of being slut shamed by megumi still would let him hit lowkey 💓 HIGHKEY ACTUALLY

ALSO can j be added to the erm...... sjap taglist again...

+ good luck on ur job pookie....

ily 💔

I FUCKING KNEW IT WAS YOU LINA I HAD A FEELING😈😭😭

HELLO? IS UR BDAY DA 14TH ?? march babies rise 😈😈

day 43 of lina being down TREMENDOUSLY for sjap megumi… guys or discord messages are worse… she needs a lobotomy.. STAT😰😰

erm duh i’ll add u😒😒 but ur also a beta reader now so 😍😍

THANK U LINA PIE ILY and trust im getting to ur messages soon help 🙏

[vouam]

just found this guy’s answer to a question on quora (“is misandry a problem in the US?” or something of that nature) and was wondering what your reaction to it would be. there are some points i wouldn’t be sure how to refute, though it’s certainly not enough to change my radfem beliefs lol. i’ll copy and paste it since i can’t send ss in anon

Q:“is misandry prevalent in today’s society?”

A:“I would say so.

Woman: doesn't want a child so she secretly aborts it.

Man: doesn't want a child and is forced to pay child support for 18 years while being ridiculed as a dead beat dad

Woman: my body, my choice

Man: has his genitals forcibly mutilated for no good reason at birth

Woman: free drinks at the club on ladies night

Man: there is no men's night. Drink prices increase to cover all the free drinks ladies get

Woman: oh please keep yourself safe

Man: forced to sign up for selective services (a.k.a. draft) at 18.

Woman: complains about low paying job

Men: 67% of work place injuries happen to men, 93% of work place fatalities happen to men. No one bats an eye

Woman: mostly automatically given custody of children no matter what

Men: you can see your children on the weekend only and pay for child support

Man: simply accused of abusing a woman and goes straight to jail.

Woman: beats the man senseless and if the man defends himself goes to jail. If he doesn't defend himself he still might go to jail or if he is lucky police will tell him to quit making a big deal about it. Has 1 place in the country to go to for sheltering battered men despite the fact that women are the perpetrators of domestic violence some 40% of the time. Woman, have countless battered women shelters to go to.

Man: gets raped by woman at gun point being forced to give oral sex and held captive for days. Society has a good laugh

Woman: gets raped and her perpetrator is rightfully punished. No one is laughing about it. Woman gets psychological help and all kinds of assistance from society. Also if she makes false accusations of rape, ruining a man's life, no one says a thing about it and she is free to go on accusing.

Men: penalties for the same crime as women are much longer sentences.

Men: comprise 60 some % of homeless population

Men: comprise of a majority of suicides

I could go on but it's only going to anger the feminazis more and more”

reading crap like this makes me so mad tbh, like i understand moids don’t have easy lives just because they’re moids but GOOD FUCKING GRIEF it’s like they just can’t fucking get enough of acting like society wasn’t built by men for men. 🙏🙏 sorry it just gets me upset. anyway love ur blog!!

Oooof this is a really great ask so thank you for sending this in! I guess I’ll approach this by answering each one individually (although I might repeat myself)

Men pay child support while women can just have an abotion

This is a very strange argument. Because firstly not every country has fully legal abortions. 47 countries only allow it for health reasons, 43 to save the mother’s life and 22 it is fully illegal. A lot of men like this seem to forget that there are other countries on this planet. I’d personally rather be the gender that has to pay child support for an unwanted baby. Even in the case of legal abortions, abortions are not easy to go through. It is mentally very difficult and can be an invasive procedure. Women are shamed for having abortions in every country, even the most ‘accepting’ places.

Circumcision

I am very against circumcision and this was probably his most valid point(?) But his point excludes the fact that FGM is practiced in many countries and cultures. And while male circumcision is usually done for religious reasons claiming its ‘hygienic’ and has little to no bad side effects while FGM can kill women and girls, and is done for far more malicious reasons that I can’t even begin to describe.

Men’s drinks night

Does he know the implications of what ‘buying a woman a drink’ means?? Yeah, I’d much rather be a man in this situation 😭

Drafted at 18

I am against anyone being drafted, and I’m against any military work period. But men made this rule because they deem men to be brave and strong - a stereotype designed to benefit them.

Work place injuries and fatalities

Most injuries and fatalities happen with manual labour, construction/factory work etc. Same stereotype as listed in the point before this.

Custody over children

Again, this happens due to a stereotype that benefits men. Women are ‘better parents/nurturing’ while men are not and should go out there and work and achieve their goals while women stay at home. Literally designed to benefit men. Also, a lot of men view the custody struggle as a privilege because they cannot be bothered to be fathers.

Going to prison because of a simple accusation and less abuse shelters for men

This is the craziest point because men do not go to prison over some random accusation pulled out from thin air. In order to accuse someone of abuse, you need extensive indisputable evidence. Even then, the police will not take it seriously or the defence will win the case for whatever reason. These are the hardest crimes to prove in a court and the statistics show this. Less abuse shelters for men because they are far FAR less likely to be a victim. Yes, its’s sad but this literally proves misogyny is a thing rather than misandry - because I know damn well which sex I’d rather be in this instance.

People laugh at male rape victims and women are given full support/legal justice

I addressed this in the previous point. Women are ridiculed and not believed/not given justice at an extremely higher rate than men.

Longer male prison sentences

Same stereotype that I’ve said before about being stronger/braver vs weak/nurturing. The stereotype was made to benefit them. Also this ignores that a lot of the time there are other aspects to a crime that result in a higher sentence given. For example 1st degree murder done for financial motive vs sexual motive.

Larger male homeless population and male suicide rate

I guess this is more of a question of why men are more likely to be homeless or commit suicide. Make suicide rate studies suggest it’s harder for men to admit mental health struggles/reach out for help. Again, it’s sad but the strong brave stereotype was designed to benefit them, like I’ve said before. Permanent homelessness is largely due to addiction, mental health, childhood poverty, financial crisis, loss of relationships to family/partner. These can all happen to women, except a lot of the female homeless population are trafficked, resort to prostitution, enter abusive relationships to escape the streets. In a lot of countries, people seem to think its 99% men that are homeless, but its usually not. You just typically only see male homeless people sitting/sleeping on the street in public spaces - that’s a more terrifying place for a woman to be compared to a man.

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I guess this guy’s main problems is that he:

- Thinks USA/Europe/western countries are the only places that exist

- Can’t see that bad things that happen to men are actually a result of stereotypes designed to benefit the male population

- Makes up statistics in his head that aren’t true

- Has a crazy victim complex

- Can’t see that the women’s position in his scenario is actually worse

I hope this helps with any future debates and refutes! And I hope I explained myself well enough 😭

[sunrizef1]

If anyone wants to know the exact ages for the 1,2 starts:

For same team 1-2.

27 years, 3 months - DR | 19 years, 0 months - MV (Combined 46 years, 3 months) - Malaysia 2016

24 years, 8 months - LN | 23 yeats, 3 months - OP (Combined 47 years, 11 months or 17524 days to be more specific) - Hungary 2024

For any team 1-2.

21 years, 8 months - CL | 21 years, 8 months - MV (Combined 43 years, 4 months) - Austria 2019

McLaren social media team has been smoking meth since Hungary looks like.

EDIT: For older McLaren 1-2 for reference.

25 years, 8 months - FA | 22 years, 3 months - LH (Combined 47 years, 11 months or 17510 days to be more specific) - Malaysia 2007

EDIT2: Added exact total days for both McLaren 1-2. Youngest 1-2 in McLaren history is Lewis Hamilton / Fernando Alonso 2007 Malaysian GP This is from Reddit

Damn anon, that’s thorough

Thank you so much 🙏

Idk what’s happening over at McLaren hq but they need to get that social media admin together 😭😭😭

[ratwars]

are u perchance still doing that ask meme from 3 hours ago? cause i'd love to hear your answers to 11, 12, 21, 22, 35, 40 and 43?

Yeah sure

11. favorite extracurricular activity?

When I answered this one the last time I did this ask game, I read it as extracurriculars from when I was young and in school so I'm going to answer it the opposite way this time as like, non at home hobbies I guess.

Hiking! I love hiking and going on trails.

12. what kind of day is it?

A busy day. I've mostly been doing errands and chores.

21. something you’ve kept since childhood?

Nothing. I have zero possessions still from this time period.

22. what type of person are you?

The type of person who reflexively wanted to be evasive and answer this with, "the type of person who sucks at answering what type of person are you questions" upon realizing this was on the list lol.

If I'm trying to be accurate, I would say I am the type of person to work hard to be compassionate and optimistic, because I naturally am more pessimistic and have control issues. Overall, I'd say I am a naturally patient person (with other people, just not with myself).

35. what’s your timezone?

EST/GMT-5

40. did you have any snacks today?

I had an apple earlier and some honey roasted pecans 🙏

43. what’s your take on spicy foods?

Love. Fave. But I can't eat them as much anymore because they give me heartburn which is super sad tbh 😔

Thanks for sending this anon!

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If you think covid was made up or are an antivaxxer unfollow and block me right fucking now because I want nothing to do with utter human trash like you

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Yo I saw you call someone human trash for having a different opinion than you, but then I looked at a few pages of your blog and noticed YOU are also human trash! It made me laugh, thanks :) May you karmically struggle to get by in life 🤲🙏🤲🙏🤲🙏

once again if you want me to take you even the least bit serious come out of anon

now as far as your comment its not about having a different opinion than me. i completely respect people having different opinions. what i dont respect is people who willfully ignore centuries of proven medical science because they are blind to cold hard fact. vaccines work. masks are necessary. there is no debate here it is proven medical fact. its not a matter of having a differing opinion its a matter of ignoring facts

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“Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; Or close the wall up with our English dead."

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