#🙊 anon

[sea-lanterns]

Who does wonton cockblock

Empress and (insert courtesan) are making out and then wonton comes tumbling into the bedroom distracting the Empress with his little barks and licks BC he wants cuddles from his beloved owner

And which courtesans would wonton really like, BC I can see the other courtesans that he likes sending him into the Empress's bedroom while her and another courtesan are trying to get busy

Bonus, which courtesan/s are convinced wonton hates them (he does)

- 🙊

I have compiled a tierlist of Wonton’s favorite women within the harem, from favorite to least favorite, all made by Wonton himself.

Please enjoy:

Yes, Furina is Wonton’s favorite courtesan! This is because Furina had a bad habit of feeding Wonton her scraps from dinner, even though Wonton eats like a 3-star Michelin meal for his food everyday 😭

[heartseungbin]

hear me out. Pussy slapping with boypussy!skz. 🧍🏾‍♀️

IM DONE 🧎🏽‍♀️.

-🙊 anon !

IM HEARING YOU OUT. LOUD AND PROUD IM ADDING THIS TO MY CURRENT OBSESSIONS LIST WHAT😭😭

the loud sobs han would let out when you pinch and slap his cute lil clit

and chan and or jeongin who would snap his trembling thighs shut at the first smack, whining embarrassingly as you force his thighs back open

or seungmin already teary eyed, hand over his mouth trying to hide just how much he truly enjoys his pussy being slapped

changbin who literally squeals and bucks into your hand

minho who pretends he doesn’t like, “feels weird” yet he’s girlishly moaning and clenching around nothing??

Hyunjin and Felix letting out the loudest moans, fingers gripping your arm begging you to stop but you know they don’t mean it

[wandamaximoffsbadgirl]

New follower here! I read your wanda fic that had watersports and- I was always bordering being into it, certainly not being the one to have the bladder controlled but you know- being- peed on. But I found it very enjoyable. You wrote it so well I had flushed cheeks the whole time! I love your writing.

-🙊 (or🫡 if the monkey 🙊 is taken)

Oh hello my little monkey!

I am so glad you liked my fic!

I'm also glad you liked my writing!

Welcome to the duck pond!

[sunsburns]

ARGH SORRY IM LATE I JUST CHECKED TUMBLR HAPPY BDAY GIRLY <333

(❁´◡`❁) -🙊

AHHH THANK U ☺️

[clover-46]

May I proudly present, Hush as a hobbyist pianist.

(This one is really fresh so bare with me if you would please.)

Hush discovering instruments for the first time as he wanders through Doc's home while they still lay passed out where he tied them up. Him not being entirely sure why his naive little savior has this large shiny black contraption sitting in their living room.

Hush lifting the cover lid and peering at the keys as if they're more alien than he is. Gently pressing on one and only growing more confused at a string is plucked and a sound rings out, breaking the silence. But now hes like a fascinated cat, sitting at the bench and trying to see how many keys he can press down at once. It causes such a racket, but it's all so amusing that he has no intentions of stopping. Besides, Doc should enjoy his mini concert upon waking up.

Hush continuing to press keys at random, putting together his own mixture of notes. But he needs to return to Doc. There are things to discuss and decide after all.

For weeks afterwards, Doc who keeps coming home to see the cover lid lifted on their piano when theyre positive they closed it after the same occurrence the previous night. But the days are long, and the days are hard, so maybe they just imagined closing the cover. Either way, they close it before going to the kitchen to get something to eat.

Hush who sneaks in every night while Doc sleep and while they're out doing whatever during the day, simply so he can play with the funny music contraption. Hush leaving the cover lid open each time and growing annoyed that Doc keeps closing it. Don't they know he's using this?

- 🙊

THIS IS SO CUTE ‼️ HES SO SILLY AND HES EVEN WEIRDER THAN BEFORE. “don’t they know he’s using this” THEY DONT KNOW ITS YOU DAWG THEY DONT EVEN KNOW YOURE BREAKING IN. love that you kept up with this strange behavior of not knowing what he’s doing is weird (saying they’re overreacting to being tied up was WILD of him) !!

my favorite part lmao love that he’s like a fascinated cat

@messenger-of-stupidity

[cringecannon]

Ugh I got no one who cosplays bg3 near me so TIME FOR ME TO BECOME TUMMY GALE (once i learn how to sew lmao) - 🙊

TUMMY GAAAAAAALE 🎉🎉🎉

godspeed soldier, I’m sure it’ll look great <3

[wmarximoff]

hi thay, how are you my friend? :)

-🙊

Hey my dude, I'm fine! How are you? 😌

[blushedfemmes]

Currently 5 shots and a tallboy deep. Just enough to be adoring (and maybe a little pathetic), sadly not enough to want to be rough and impulsive. Still, i hope you'll enjoy my little fantasy.

You invite me over, maybe to watch a movie or have a meal or to help you fix something. Really the reason doesn't matter because it was a front anyways. You invited me over to get me drunk, not that you'd ever tell me that.

I got so excited at the invitation to see you that i couldn't help but doll myself up. I polished my boots and ironed out my favorite shirt, thinking of you the whole time. I sprayed my cologne on and prayed that by the end of the night I'd know what your hands felt like on my skin, and that I'd never forget.

I show up and you greet me with a syrupy sweet smile, like you have no plans outside of just spending time with me. Its finally cold outside so you offer me a drink to warm me back up. Cocoa or maybe apple cider. Whatever it is, its already spiked and i cant help but say yes. The mug warms my hands and the thought that you made it just for me warms everything else. We sit and drink and talk about our days, our jobs, or whatever else finds its way out of our mouths. You give me refills without me having to ask, heavier pours with each new drink. You keep touching me when i talk. They're short and soft but i promise i notice every single one of them. Everytime you do it i feel a little warmer.

By the time the drinks hit, im too entranced by you to realize its the alcohol warming my skin now and not the way you're touching me. You know im drunk from the smile that seems plastered to my face and the compliments i cant stop myself from giving you. Your nails, your hair, your outfit, your nails. I only notice you've been inching closer to me when you decide to climb on top of me.

Im not quite sure whats going on anymore so you reassure me, tell me everythings okay and that its just comfier for you to sit on my lap. I cant complain, ive always liked looking up at pretty girls anyway. The way the light shines over you is mesmerizing and i tell you "you look like an angel". The "thank you, darling" you whisper right in my ear does nothing but pull the blood from my brain.

I tell you that you make me feel dizzy, make my head spin. You tell me its the alcohol you been giving me for the past hour. You push up my glasses and kiss me before i have a chance to respond, all i can do is melt into you. I cant think about anything and all i can feel is your nails dragging up my arms onto my shoulders. You say you can tell Ive been working out. I slur out a "juss for you" and my entire world narrows down to only you.

Drunk as i may be, i still know what i want to do and of course i have the wherewithal ask (beg). I tell you I just want to feel your body under my hands, want to know how your skin tastes, want to make you feel as adored are you are. Its far less eloquent coming out of my drunk mouth but you agree and you tell me to "be a good boy use your mouth for the only thing its good for".

I spend the next few hours completely unaware of the world around me, the only thing that matters to me anymore is you. I kiss, lick, bite, and mark any part of you that finds it way to my mouth. The taste of your skin is cemented in my brain and theres nothing i could do to remove it if i even wanted to. The only thing keeping me upright is your soft moans and your nails tracing over my skin.

By the end of the night we're sprawled out on the couch and im falling asleep still latched onto your tits. The last thing i feel before passing out is your nails on my scalp and the way your heartbeat reverberates my head.

I wake up to you moving dishes from the coffee table while you're wearing my shirt. You tell me it looks better on you anyway and i couldn't agree more.

(Ive never written anything like this before so my apologies if its no good)

-🫀

hi are you kidding this is fucking incredible i’m 🥵😵‍💫💗💞 the fact that you wrote this after five (5) shots *and* a tallboy is extremely impressive i wouldn’t be able to write a grocery list lmaoo

so um anyways…… thinking about inviting you over to test that high tolerance of yours 🙈

[prettyypenguin]

I think a lot about having semi public sex with someone.

Getting permission to touch them in public. Maybe we're at a restaurant and I slip my hand under their skirt and rub gently against their underwear. Hear them let out little whimpers, trying to be quiet and keep a straight face as a wet spot forms on their underwear.

Dipping my fingers into their underwear and watching them bite their lip as I toy with their clit before I start pumping my fingers inside of them.

Having to reply to something someone said and trying so desperately to keep their voice level while I push a third finger inside of them.

Also this is from a mutual hiii jfjdjgc.

This is so fucking sexy and I think about scenarios like this too sometimes. The thought of being stimulated but having to appear normal is just... 😩🤤

Also hi mutual! 👀 such perverted thoughts,,, who knew

[sea-lanterns]

I've been talking to this girl lately and she invited me to a girl in red concert, I bought a ticket and now we're going together in July :)

I think that's a sign she wants to be exclusive so wish me luck, fellow fishes and miss Queen fish

- 🙊

GOOD LUCK 🙊 ANON! May you finally have a girlfriend when you go to the concert 😌

Happy to know my fishies are finding other fishies to spend their life with! Your Queen fish wishes you the best and hopes the concert goes swimmingly (teehee)

I actually have a concert coming up in two days, so I am excited too!

[heartseungbin]

What about..overstimming them. Making their thighs shake over the vibrations or pounding them into dumbness over your strap. boypussy!skz got my HEART.

-🙊 anon !

holding a vibrator to their clit while pounding into them with your strap making them squeal while they legs shakin💔💔

i wanna make boypussy skz squirt on my strap

[xinyuehui]

Can you tell where can I watch the Link Click Live Action?

Hi Anon! You can watch it on Bilibili (Chinese site), Bilibili international site and it's also available on Youtube!

Note: I don't need to use the subtitles so I can't speak for the quality of them unfortunately

[sugarlywhispers]

HIIIII i just finished reading that imagine ummm "bakugo and reader who has a similar quirk" and i was wondering for readers quirk, is it like explosions of snow, or ice, or is it like actually explosions, that just feel really cold instead of really hot? do they burn or freeze? (sorry this is a lot of yapping ily)

-🙊 anon

omg, my first emoji anon!! *rolls on the floor in happiness* *stops laying sideways sexily* hi~😉😁 lol ignore me i'm embarrassing

to answer your lovely question, i imagined it as explosions of ice❄️ that leave kind of a path of cold snow after exploding. in my theory, coldness also burns, so yeah, readers explosions do end up burning if she fires it strong enough.

i don't actually have much knowledge in chemistry, so differently from bakugou who produces his explosions by his nitroglycerin sweat, i'm entertaining the idea of reader's Quirk coming from the water inside the body. still haven't a clue on how to connect that, but i'm still thinking lol😊 i want to explain a bit more on the next part~🙃

PLEASE, do come back and do all that yapping all you want again cuz i loooooove it!!!!!!!😍💕💕 thank you so much for your ask!!🌼✨️

[gamblersdoll]

HIIII

mk so i just need some motherly type advice from u on two things if ur up to it

first of all theres this guy i think is pretty cute, and i really wanna start dating him and were like getting to that point where we just need to make it official but the problem is im black and my mom is lowkey racist to anyone who isnt black. for context the guy is asian. so i was going shopping with her and i asked her how would she feel if i got with an asian guy and she started to get mad at me and say i should find a person whos "similar to me" (she means black) and im lowkey upset cause i dont really care bout race when it comes to love, more about personality, but it makes me upset to know that if i dated literally anyone who wasnt black, my mom wouldnt support. so yeah idk what to do about that.

also number two is how do u prevent razor burns whenever u shave ive tried everything and it ALWAYS burns. thx

-🙊

hi babydoll. depending on your age, it doesnt matter who you date. especially race, if you wanna date someone who is asian then go on ahead and do it. my mom is somewhat the same way but diff.

if your mama has a problem with it, then so be it. older black generations believe some type or ‘christian’ religion that basically says to keep the bloodline pure and black, when that isn’t christianity.

i say go ahead and date who you want, as long as you are safe, healthy, protected, and happy.

razor burns make sure to exfoliate before and after, also add a oil after like coconut or castor oil. also experiment with what method of hair removal you like! (do not use nair. do as i say and not as i do.)

i love you.

🩶🫶🏾

[clover-46]

I just got done with an 8 hour shift. How are you doing dearest?

At least I had Musician Gavin to keep me company!

Gavin who has kiddie merch that has a design Caelum made while the adult merch has him on it. Gavin who is trying to convince his PR manager to let him pull a Red Hot Chili Peppers and be naked on stage with just a bass guitar covering his personables. (they keep telling him no, even if they put a 18+ warning on the concert ticket site.)

Gavin who just sheds his shirt during concerts instead. And really, who can blame him? Those stage lights are hot and he's doing physical activities. He gets hot. And so does the person who catches his shirt that he throws out into the crowd. And so does the front couple rows that can see the sweat drops trace his skin and every muscle. 🥴

And he'll dance to his songs too. The edits that come from that really should be illegal or behind a paywall. I'm talking about like these types of edits:

https://youtube.com/shorts/EUNjng_hj34?feature=share

or

https://youtube.com/shorts/mT3woQTdGw0?feature=share

(I got flustered finding these clips omg)

Freelancer who got a backstage pass because they caught Gavin's shirt and the pass was clipped onto it. They go backstage, just clutching onto his shirt and butterflies are in their stomach. Because they get to meet THE Gavin face-to-face. The manager ushers them into a room with a couch and tells them to wait here because Gavin is getting some water and such. Which they're okay with because they need time to calm their nerves.

So Freelancer is just pacing and trying to calm their racing heart, not realizing that Gavin is already in the room, but his manager didn't know that.

"If it helps calm you down, you can wear my shirt Deviant." And they nearly jump a couple feet in the air because he came out of fucking nowhere. And then they realize that he's still not wearing a shirt. But he is aware that he's still half nude? So they hold the shirt out to him and he just smiles that arrogant little smile of his and moves closer to push the shirt closer to their chest again.

And so they get to have this conversation with Gavin, getting more comfortable as they talk about any topic under the sun while he's just lightly tracing patterns on their knee or lower thigh while they sit on the couch.

Gavin who's so unused to fans wanting to just talk to him, usually they flirt and such with him. But this a refreshing break. So he's content to listen as Freelancer talks about forestry, mushrooms, how much they want to help people, how they love his music, ect.

Freelancer who realizes they've just been talking his ear off for the past hour, grows quiet again while apologizing. But Gavin just takes their hand and presses a kiss to the inside of their wrist.

"You don't need to apologize for having an interests and talking about them, Freelancer. I like hearing you talk." He says. And Freelancer just feels all warm inside.

"You're one of the few that do." They respond and Gavin smiles before handing them his phone. They're different from the other people he's met in his life. He tells them that they can call or text him whenever they want to talk, and they can even hang out when he's in this area again.

And maybe he tells his manager that he wants this location to be a permanent spot on any future tours, press runs, retreats, all of it.

Who's to say?

-🙊

i just got done with a 2 hour shower!! sorry i didnt answer this sooner i took a reallyyy long nap and then the shower BUT HERE I AM.

STARTING OFF STRONG I SEE and is caelum his adopted son or something because 🥺🥺🥺

i have no words to describe how i was feeling when i read this part

mushrooms and forestry lmaoooo once again and i am a freelancer kin

god. i love them AHHHHHHHH 💖💖 (i was also feeling warm inside 😭)

i just watched the edits and omg why did i have a feeling it was gonna be jackson wang

@messenger-of-stupidity

[cringecannon]

HHMM BABE HOW HAVE YOU BEEN? I just saw your post come across my feed and ugh its so good! - 🙈

I’ve been good, I’ve gotten hardcore back into BG3 in my spare time and my new job has given me plenty of downtime to write. So, I’m off hiatus and slowly but surely working through my old drafts! I hope you’ve all been well, I missed everyone <3