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[artschoolglasses]

Sometimes I finish a book that was so incredibly unremarkable my only thought is: “Wow! Anyone can get published! I stand a chance!”

[peaceeandcoolestvibes]

Bus vacío, 1 al lado (menos de 20cm) y dos detrás. MIENTRAS HAY ESPACIO DE SOBRA PARA QUE NOS OS PONGÁIS TAN CERCA

[frances-limon07]

Sin palabras ?

Pues si

[wasyago]

egg 🥚

-> -> speedpaint <- <-

[rbdbrainworms]

'no vees que me muero por ti' 'si' ON TOP of being awkward and weird and predatorish, the paola stuff makes diego's ego even WORST

[hawkinsbnbg]

Today, Mike had woken up on the wrong side of his bed so he was especially vicious as he ranted about anything he found irritating about Steve.

He hadn't even reached the midpoint when Dustin decided to rip him a new one. Which, yeah, was fair because he didn't usually do Steve that dirty. But his bad mood had taken over and he found himself arguing with Dustin.

"It's not like you don't gripe about him every day," Mike retorted heatedly. "In fact, you are the one making fun of him the most out of everybody here," he gestured widely at the others (Lucas cringed, Will looked guilty, Max and Erica high-fived each other, El nodded calmly, Eddie just gave him a little wave).

"That's because I'm his brother," Dustin said matter-of-factly while adopting Steve's signature mom pose. "But who are you? You're just his ex's brother. Without Nancy, you're just a random kid to him."

(Eddie, Max, and Erica looked at each other with the same smirk. "Oh, that burns."

Lucas just sighed helplessly as Will and El watched on in amusement.)

Mike's nostril flared indignantly. He would never ever admit this, but while he thought Steve was lame and an idiot sometimes, he respected Steve plenty. Not enough to admire, but enough to fight Dustin for him.

"So what? I know him longer than you," Mike fired back. "I have more M&M's and 3 Musketeers from him than you do, I played baseball with him every weekend, and I also watched Star Wars with him."

"You do understand what ex means, right?" Dustin narrowed his eyes at him. "Nancy's his ex-girlfriend, ergo you're his ex-something, ergo you need to stop living in the past. You know why? Because I," Dustin pointed at himself smugly, "am his favorite now. I'm the present and the future. His shotgun, his house, his pool, his snack cupboard will forever be mine, thank you very much."

And just like that, all hell broke loose.

Because not even Will was willing to accept that bullshit. Steve never had a favorite, okay? As their babysitter, he wasn't allowed to.

"What the fuck are you fighting for?" Mike glared at Erica who was (impressively) making Dustin wail like Mew on the floor.

"Steve still owes me a lifetime of free ice cream, duh," she looked at him like he was an idiot. "Stop talking shit and come help me."

A wise man once said: "Enemy's enemies are friends."

So it only took Mike a second to give her a hand.

———

"Why didn't you stop them?" Steve asked in exasperation, thinking about the fistfight that would've taken place in the Wheelers' basement had he not interfered on time.

"'Cause the more they eliminate among themselves," Eddie leaned in closer and whispered conspiratorially, "the less I gotta fight to keep you."

"But I'm their babysitter," Steve pushed him away with a finger on the forehead. "And you're supposed to make it easier for me, not harder."

"Sweetheart," Eddie grabbed his wrist and nuzzled his nose into it, "Just say the word and I'll make something harder for you right now."

"You're incorrigible," Steve rolled his eyes, but his pretty smile had betrayed his mood.

"Yeah, all because of you, baby," Eddie pressed his lips on the back of Steve's hand. "O prithee, my princess, give me the remedy."

"What if I don't have any?" Steve raised his brow.

"You do, darlin'," Eddie pulled him close and cradled his face. "My tonic is right here," a kiss on his forehead. "My joys," on his eyelids. "My happiness," on his his nose and then his mouth, "my love."

Later, when they cuddled in bed, sweet and tender after loving each other til midnight, he would tell Eddie there was no need to ask for him in the first place.

Because he had been Eddie's boy since the day the battle vest was draped on him.

It seemed Steve did have a favorite, after all.

Except, it was none of his kids.

Truly a tragedy.

[xray-vex]

👀😑🚬💅😩😬🙄

[thisfuckingdeadlife]

SET ME FREE PT.2 - JIMIN AT MUSIC BANK 230331

[vaeblurbs]

I LIKE YOU, IDIOT

pairings: spencer reid x gn!reader.

in which you have a flirty personality with everyone on the team, except spencer, and he starts to notice.

you walked out of the elevator and towards your desk, located across from spencer’s desk. “hey, spence.” you softly whispered.

he yawned and looked up from his computer screen to face you, “hey. what are you doing here so late?” he questioned.

“oh, you’re not happy to see me?” you joked, quickly retracting your statement when you saw his panicked expression. “i was kidding, spencer, sorry.” you laughed, pausing for a second, “i’m just bringing my go bag back, then i’m going home until the next case.” you held up your bag before you opened a cabinet next to your desk and placed it inside. “i could ask the same question. what are you doing here?” you hummed.

“i was doing the same thing as you, but i got caught up in some of these case files.” he replied, earning a nod from you.

“okay, well, make sure you get some rest, alright? we need that genius brain of yours.” you smiled, spencer biting back his own smile, watching as you walked back towards the elevator, pressing the ‘down’ button. the elevator doors opened moments later and you strolled in, turning around to face the doors as they started to shut. “hold on!” spencer abruptly got up, not even aware of what he was doing as he ran towards the elevator, stopping the doors from closing so he could get in with you.

“you heading out now?” you raised an eyebrow.

spencer scratched the back of his neck, his lips pressed into a firm line, “no.” He said.

“oh?..”

he looked at your confused face, suddenly feeling nervous. “i’ve been wanting to ask you this for a long time, actually, since a while after you joined the team.” spencer started.

“okay, shoot.”

“why don’t you flirt with me?” he gulped.

“excuse me?” you shook your head, taken aback by the question.

“you, uh, jokingly flirt with everyone on the team, especially with morgan and even with hotch? but, you’ve never once done that with me. are we not friends?” he frowned. he started feeling stupid, something that rarely happened to the young genius, when you let out a laugh.

“spence, of course we’re friends! i consider you one of my closest friends.” you reassured him.

“so what is it then? am i not funny? do i not have the looks for you to joke around about, stuff like that, with me?” the man started feeling insecure the more he rambled on about why you don’t do the same with him.

you decided to cut his rant off, “i like you, idiot.” you scoffed.

“what?” he looked stunned, not even noticing the elevator doors started to open.

you grabbed his hand, leading him out of the elevator, “i don’t joke around like that with you because if i did, i wouldn’t be joking anymore, okay?” you grinned, stepping closer to him.

spencer didn’t know what to say, so he instead decided to pull you closer to him. he wrapped his arms around your waist and kissed you.

“take me out tomorrow, after work.” you pulled away from the kiss moments later, despite the fact that you wanted to keep going. “deal?” you asked him.

“deal.” he grinned.

[autumnleaf1111]

BSD ships, who fell first and who fell harder.

𝚂𝚘𝚞𝚔𝚘𝚔𝚞❥ Chuuya already fell first extremely hard, but then they both fell harder.

𝚂𝚑𝚒𝚗 𝚂𝚘𝚞𝚔𝚘𝚔𝚞ꕤ Akutagawa fell first but he didn’t realize it until Chuuya made him understand, he also fell harder(I mean— c’mon, he literally promised Atsushi he wouldn’t kill for 6 months. The guy he supposedly “hates”. Yeah I don’t think so)

𝙵𝚢𝚘𝚕𝚊𝚒ꕺ Who tf knows with these two, they probably did both at the same time.

𝚁𝚊𝚗𝙿𝚘𝚎☾˙❀‿❀˙☽ Ok— Poe definitely fell first because I believe that no matter how smart Ranpo is, he doesn’t realize he has feelings for Poe. He can easily spot who likes who but not who likes him. And he definitely doesn’t realize he loves Poe until someone questioned if they were together or not. He says no but then when that person says they would be good together and it seems like they have feelings for each other he finally realizes how he feels.

He fell harder after that.(but did not confess first because he for some reason couldn’t tell if Poe liked him back or not)

𝙺𝚘𝚞𝚈𝚘𝚜𝚊ᐛ Yosano fell first and harder.Kouyou is still in disbelief she managed to get Yosano.

(𝚃𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚣𝚊𝚔𝚒𝚡𝚃𝚊𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊)𝚃𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚃𝚊𝚌𝚑𝚒▽ Tachihara fell first and harder. He didn’t understand why and hates it because Tanizaki seems to hate him. He doesn’t, he just doesn’t know how to talk to him ಥ_ಥ.

𝙺𝚞𝚗𝚒𝙺𝚊𝚝𝚊𝚒ꕤ Katai fell first but Kunikida fell harder when he fully realized his feelings.

𝚂𝚞𝚎𝙶𝚒𝚔𝚞𐀔 Tecchou fell first and tried to hide it.(from Jouno and himself.) Jouno figured it out a long time ago and definitely fell harder. He was waiting for Tecchou to say something/confess but Jouno ended up confessing.

[cringengl]

The homosexual yearning mixed with intense concentration so he doesn't mess up his painting 😭😭😭

HE IS IN LOVE!!!!!

[mrgoopenstine]

I LOVE DRAWING THOSE GAY ASS ROBOTS AS HUMANS YOU CANT STOP ME!!!!!!!!

[saint-nevermore]

extremely ballsy move considering trans women's selfies are still being flagged as innapropriate. the link in the banner is broken btw should probably fix that

[angesaurus]

Me: what should we get for dinner?

Dan: I don’t know what do you want?

Me: surf taco

Dan: can’t do that too far

Me: ugh I miss 2007-2016 Dan he would get me anything I wanted. All I want is surf taco!!!!

Dan: yeah and 2007-2016 Dan was broke

[recapitulation]

me vs a 2 handed 2 octave scale on the piano