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toji x m! reader implied but I guess it can also be gn reader !!
ðïž Didnât proofread this, not the best writing or vocabulary and I would love to make this into a longer fic but as of currently I DONT have the capabilities nor capacity to do such (yet))
hope yall like it reblog n comment pls nn uh yeah
imagine being a cute boy who unfortunately had a hit placed on you, and even worse â toji is the one sent to complete it.
you wonder how you got here, when did this happen? It was so sudden, you were just enjoying your day and now youâre here.
On your knees pleading for your life. youâd do anything to live, youâre too young, itâs too soon. You have friends, family, and dreams, just to die like this?
Why would anyone wanna place a hit on little ol' you? You havenât done anything to anybody, so why?
That doesnât quite matter though, whatâs most important is the man looking down at you with a stoic expression. Watching you cop n plea for your life, while holding a gun to your head.
this is it, heâs gonna pull the trigger. Itâll all be over soon, at least your death will be quick, but why did it have to be now?
âanything, right?â
His voice is sudden, abruptly interrupting your soliciting in an instant. His voice is carnal, but inputting more fear than pleasure.
You look up at him as if youâve just seen a ghost, I mean, technically you are seeing one.
âh-huh?â
You think heâs going to shoot you when you see his arm tense up, but youâre wrong. He lowers the gun to his side, but keeping it close enough to still have you on edge.
Suddenly he pushes his groin into your face with a slight groan. youâre fully emerged in his manhood, but you still canât find the words to put together in this situation, are you dreaming?
âBe a good boy and show me how badly you really wanna live, hm? yeah.. atta boy.â
#jjk fanfic#jjk x reader#jjk smut#toji smut#toji x reader#toji x male reader#toji x you#jujutsu kaisen#toji zenin#jujutsu toji#anime x reader#jjk x gn!reader#gender neutral reader#â deli ð¿ïž#make reader#toji fushiguro#jujustsu kaisen x reader#jujtsu kaisen#Itâs literally 11 am#can u tell i had to search in my most recent roblogged words?#ð¹ð¹ð¹ðððð
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finally watched the new futurama.... jumps in the air
#he is so me#i love u philip j fry..#fry futurama#i dunno how to draw his hair ð¹um#r7inyz scribbles#OK I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THERE WAS A NEW SEASON UNTIL JUST NOW ððð theres only 2 episodes but still....i was never told#AND I LOVE FUTURAMA!!!!!#sighing#doodle#my art#futurama fanart#wow.....futurama art...who would've guessed (probably no one)#ok i drew this at 4am sorry if it sucks
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are you a sencen? cause i'm "sencen" that you'll be mine *treat me like white tees don't get me dirty* (kotlc rizz)
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jyp has done some shady things and god do I hate hearing his prod tag but he does make hits..,, and abcd is gonna be one of them that's right!!!
#like he did prod alcohol free and wil i cant fault that man sometimes he has good ideas ð#edit: sry just saw that hes only doing lyrics for it nvm ð¹ he did lyrics for cfm too so! itll still be a hit!#but the real loss here is no lyrics by ny ð my baby blue love gal come home ð¢#i need her to save us with another baby blue love/fila song omg
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YOOO THEIR NEW LOOKS????? SUCH A THROWBACK TO 1999 OHHHH I LOVE THEM SO MUCH ððð THEY LOOK SO GOOD IM DEAD
#slipknot#COREY WITH DREADS AGAIN??? OHHHmygoddd i hope theyre new ones and not the same ones as 25 years ago though ð¹#oh my god those lucky ppl who got to be there for the special show last night...ohhh how i envy you ð#THEY SOUNDED SO GOOD FROM THE LITTLE CLIPS IVE SEEN SO FAR!!! SO GOOD!!!!!!!!#jesus christ these new jumpsuits are so form fitting...... i am looking respectfully at your waist sir ð³ðð
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streets saying new exo album in 2024.... i dont think i have the heart to listen to a completely jongin-less album im sawry
#like the thought of listening to an e.xo song and i cant hear his voice at ALL makes me sick to my stomachhhh#like if. if. IF it actually happens yes i will tune in bcuz i am always seated 4 e.xo regardless#theyre my ult group so obviously im going to listen and have a good time#but omg the prospect of it makes my heart ache â¹ïžð the only reason i survived exist era w/o being annoying abt the fact tht he wasnt#there was bcuz his voice was on the album..... adn the teaser pics#i mean.... no matter what happens i will be there no matter what ð¹ i bleed cosmic latte#but... *gestures at everything*the prospect isnt ideal. dygwim?#ð§.txt
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YOU KNOW the food be hittin when
#Me and my Snickers bar when insee the dick vein ð»#I'm not normal anynore.#JUST KIDDING !!!!!!!1!1! ð¹ð¹#I'm so very normal ð»ðððð#I love food ð€€#I haven't ate anything today yet but we don't speak of it ðŒðŒ#I jus don't eat breakfast + I don't wanna get outta bed#Pain ð#But also this sickness has been absolutely murdering me I swear ðð#âit's just a little cold ð¥ºâ kills you
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who wanna sends asks iâve been feeling creative ð¹
#been rewriting skz and primal play hcs n how we feelin bout ghostface!minho?? ð¹#also playing around w a skz as fanfic tropes hc would anyone be interested if i posted it ð§ðŸââïž#also been itching 2 write something for txt i need to go thru my inbox and answer old asks atp ðð¹#imma probably be online all night cuz i ainât got shit to do rn ð
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saw someone say theres no romance in liu yao but yan zhengming is currently undergoing a heavenly gay awakening
#da shixiong has separation anxiety ð#its been a while since ive read anything priest#but one of my fav priest novels is qiye so#that person has yet to see how much little romance priest can write into a danmei ð¹#annie.txt
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the way ive been in school for a week and only havr one pic w one of my friends
#why do i never see my friends omg#its so sad#i thibk im lowki depressed now that schools startedð¹#I NEED TO GO TO A FOOTBALL GAME W MY FRIENDS UGH#the way its not gna happen#well it will but only w some friends not others ð#shit post
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i can make pictures easilyðððððð
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àªâ⎠we listen and we don't judge || matt sturniolo
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it started with an innocent suggestion. âbabe, letâs try this tiktok trend,â she said, holding up her phone as she settled onto the couch.
matt raised an eyebrow, clearly skeptical. âwhat trend?â
âyou know, the âwe listen and we donât judgeâ one. people tell their unhinged stories, and we just⊠donât judge.â
he smirked, leaning back with his arm lazily draped around her shoulders. âyouâre gonna judge them. youâre the queen of side-eye.â âi will not,â she said indignantly, though the hint of a smile gave her away. âcome on, itâll be fun!â âfine.â he adjusted his hoodie and nodded. âbut if this gets outta pocket, donât look at me like itâs my fault.â
she clicked record, grinning at the camera. âokay, so weâre doing the âwe listen, we donât judgeâ challenge. i have a bunch of these to say. ready?â
âborn ready,â he replied, though the confused glint in his eyes suggested otherwise.
she took a deep breath and said aloud ââi used to fake passing out during pe class so i didnât have to run laps. one time, they called an ambulance, and i had to pretend to wake up âconfusedâ just to keep the lie going.ââ
he blinked at her, then let out a sharp laugh. ânah, thatâs crazy. youâre telling me they had the whole ambulance rolling up, lights flashing, for fake fainting?!â
âbabeeeeee! weâre not judging!â she scolded, though she was giggling too.
âiâm not judgingâiâm⊠iâm admiring. yeah. thatâs commitment. but also, imagine having to keep that up for the rest of the semester.â he mimicked a dazed expression. ââoh no, i canât run laps. what if i pass out again?ââ
she shoved his shoulder playfully. âstop. your turnâ
âokay so one time in high school this girl wonât stop asking me out, so to avoid her i pretended to be nick.â she blinked, shocked at this revealed fact. ââŠwoah?â matt laughed at her stated and gestured her to continue.
âfine so you remember your favourite hoodie that âgot lostâ? yeah well itâs lying in my cupboard right now and i use it whenever i miss you.â she said innocently. matt gasped loudly, âyou thief! but itâs kinda sweet actually.â
âmoving forward, i became obsessed with your skincare products after you did my skincare once.â he confessed. she let out a huge dramatic gasp hearing this. âso this is the reason i keep running out of the products!â
âhey no judgement.â
âurg so i keep on raiding your secret chocolate sash and blame it on chris every time you ask meâ before he could even react and loud âwhatâ was heard behind the camera from the youngest brother. the video cut to next scene where matt sided eyed his girlfriend before he said the last confession of the challenge.
âi download your voicemails and listen to them when iââ
before he could finish the sentence, a flying pillow was thrown his way cutting off the inappropriate thing he was about to say.
âmattew there are children on the appâ she gasped. âyou said no judgingâ matt said, faking confusion.
âthat was before you broke the rules of decency.â was the last thing the camera could capture.
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HELLOOO THE LAST PART????????
â user2 RIGHT LIKE MATT EXPLAINNNð
user5
mama y papa
user6
user7 could be us but you playing með
â user7 i'm just playing video games?
â user6 still playing með
â user7 i'm so confused babe?
yourusername
user6 n user7 are my otpð
chrissturniolo
dada
â yourusername ...woah?
â chrissturniolo ð¹
user13
faking fainting is insane
â user12 so is faking identity
user4
they're so ðððððððð
user8
do you need a dog i can bark WOOF WOOF
â user9 dude?
â user8 grETA GET OUT
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user3
i hate happy couples ð€ð€ð€
an; it's 5 am rn and i had the sudden motivation to write just now :D
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Headcanon thingy, but how would the companions + Gortash react to their lover taking a blow meant for them? (Sweetheart survives, but they'll definitely need some time to recover)
this post would get realllyyyy long if i did all the companions so i did the male companions + gortash, but let me know if u want me to do a separate one for the female companions too ðð
GN!reader, small mentions of violence
GORTASH
heâd prefer for you steer clear of any conflictâ he considers it beneath you to get your hands dirtyâ but he doesnât like to argue. he imagines one of these times youâll learn your lesson, meaning heâs fully expecting you to come crawling back after a good whooping while promising to never do it again
when heâs approached by an angry subordinate, shaking their fist and yelling profanities at him, he easily maintains composureâ he knows his steel watch could reduce anyone to a skid mark on the earth with a simple command. his scrappy sidekick howeverâŠâŠâŠâŠâŠ ð¹
heâs only slightly embarrassed when you jump in front of the aggressor, telling them off for their disrespect. suddenly their anger is directed towards you, resulting in a nasty pop to the face that sends you onto the floor. his eyes widen at the sight of you injured for his sake, and with one sharp inhale, he orders his steel watch to destroy your attacker. (and their family. and their friends. and their acquaintances)
he stays at your side while you get bandaged up, threatening the healerâs life every time you wince. he asks what you learned from this experience, hopeful. you think âi need a thicker skullâ probably wasnât the right answer, seeing as his immediate response is âð¿â LMAO
WYLL
he loves to be the one who swoops in and saves you. it really gives him that âheroicâ feeling (even if you have to pretend to be his damsel in distress). you guys are always giving your enemies the ick ð¹ð¹
this all goes to his head though, and he can get a little too cockyâ like when he jumps in to take on too many enemies at once, and is clearly having a hard time defending you both. he tries to maintain his heroic persona, but you canât help noticing how you two are getting backed into a corner
while heâs distracted and putting on a show of chivalry, you see an enemy going straight for his blind spot. itâs too late to retaliate, but you do have enough time to jump out in front of the attack. he watches you fall to the ground in pain, HORRIFIED by the fact that he failed to protect you. he forgets his knightly act in a fit of desperation, fighting as dirty as he needs to so you two have the opportunity to scamper away
he criticizes himself SO badly over your injuries. the hit may have broke your face but his failure broke his soul... ð LMFAO. he vows to you that itâll never happen again, and that heâll be more vigilant than ever from then on outâ cue his extremely rigorous and inspirational training montage
GALE
he usually stays toward the rear during battle, using long range magic attacks while you take care of things in the front. heâs not adept at wearing armor and his robes donât offer much protectionâ itâs just smarter this way
now imagine how his feeble wizard bones begin to quake when an enemy sneaks past you and sprints his way with a melee attack LMFAO. heâs a planner, not an improviser, so his brain races a million miles a minute trying to think of which spell to use. he needs to cast something powerful, but your close proximity makes him hesitate
you notice his stutter and quickly reach out to off the enemy. unfortunately, this results in you turning your back to another and opening yourself up to a sneak attack. youâre hit hard, and it takes you out of the fight. luckily, the last enemy has 1 HP, so he can easily finish them off with a hasty bop on the head from his staff ð¥
afterwards, heâs STRICKEN with worry, cradling your face and trying to get you to speak to him clearly. once he realizes that your injury is healable, you get whiplash from how fast he switches back and forth between admiration and concern. âthat was absolutely amazing! ð€© â âI THOUGHT YOU DIED!!! ðµâ
ASTARION
you guys are super playful in battle. seeing who can kill the most enemies, doing fun combos together, trash talking (itâs giving legolas and gimli). fights with him on your team are rarely serious
heâs quick and alert, so heâs an expert at dodging attacksâ it just so happens that youâre standing behind him one of these times, and you end up taking the full force of the blow in his place. heâs used to teasing you for your misfortunes in battle, so his first instinct is to point and laugh ð
when you donât get up and give him a bloodstained grin, he realizes something is seriously wrong. a wave of panic washes over him, and the last thing he remembers is switching into feral vampire mode to get you two out of there safelyâ iâm talking ripping out throats with his teeth ð¹
youâre immediately scolded once you come to; âimagine how bad that couldâve been!â, and âyou scared me half to death!ââ a.k.a he feels SO BAD for letting this happen LMAO, and he 100% blames himself for not knowing you were behind him. he admits it was his fault after you promise to be more careful, and he promises that he will be too (with a little leg room for fun, of course)
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mrs. alonso - fa14 smau - part 2
i jut cant help myself chat
part 1 - part 2 - part 3 - part 4 a
cw: nothing really! none of the photos used except the one below this is mine! all of them are from pinterest
fernando and y/n have been married for 18 years now, but their love has been the same since they met 26 years ago.
information: spanish speaking! reader, fem! reader, you have 2 daughters- one is 18 and one is 5. you and claire ann stroll are best friends! this is really just how i see old people using social medias ð
Francesca or Fran is your OLDER daughter and Rubi is your YOUNGER daughter.
(in the tweets it was y/o/d which stood for your older daughter but i ultimately decided to name the kids just so it was a little easier for me! i donât feel like changing the tweets soâŠ)
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"mama!" fran called out as she walked downstairs into the kitchen. rubi was doing her homework at the counter as fernando and y/n cooked dinner- some seafood dish that smelled absolutely amazing. fran plopped herself down on the seat next to her younger sister and watched her parents. fernando turned to her from the stove and raised an eyebrow, "hm mami?" he asked her. the oldest daughter rolled her eyes, "papa, i wasn't talking to you" she sighed, fernando grinned, shaking his head, "mama and i are basically the same" he chimed, turning back to the stove, y/n chuckled and turned to fran "yes, mija?" she asked, smiling at her eldest, she was such an angel. fran pulled out her phone and showed her mother the tweet. y/n frowned, "no posts from mrs. alonso?" she read out, raising her eyebrow, "posts from what? why are they getting weaker? do you know this person?"
francesca sighed, "mama they want you to post on your instagram, thats what they mean."
y/n's eyebrows furrowed together in confusion, "hmph, i didn't know people were waiting on me to post... fernando, did you know this?" fernando frowned himself, turning away from the stove once again, "no i didn't know this fact." he too, leaning forward to read the tweet on franâs phone. he shrugged, "tal vez sea una señal (maybe its a sign)"
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y/nalonso has posted!
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y/nalonso Mi post en Instagram...ðð®
(translation: My post on Instagram)
tagged: @/franalo14 @/fernandoalo_official @/chloestroll @/lance_stroll @/claireannstroll @/lewishamilton @/logansargeant
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franalo14 everyone thank me!
user1 thank you fran user2 thank you fran user3 thank you fran user4 thank you fran user6, user6, user7, and 580 others have responded...
lance_stroll I MADE IT INTO THE FAMILY POSTS ð€©ð
y/nalonso Hello mijo, please come over...Rubi misses you...thank you...ðð lance_stroll sounds good...ðš user8 HELP SAVE LANCE NOW.
lewishamilton Thanks for the dinner invite! Amazing food ðð
fernandoalo_official Thank you Lewisð lewishamilton I wasn't talking to you ð
fernandoalo_official Oh.......ð«ð¥
claireannstroll Amazing photos sister...ð𥰠Come over tomorrow for lunchð¯ââïžð©âð³
y/nalonso Sounds like a plan, I will bring some wine Fernando got from Italy...May need to stay over! Can not drive drunkðððð·ðµ claireannstroll L.O.L!! Sounds risky...ððð¹ user9 oh to be invited to the stroll alonso hangouts franalo14 @/user9, trust me you do not want to be invited.
fernandoalo_official So hotð«ð
fernandoalo_official No puedo dejar de pensar en ti...ðð² (translation: I can't stop thinking about you)
fernandoalo_official Eres el postre perfecto para una cena romántica ðð (translation: Youâre the perfect dessert for a romantic dinner) <thank you to the anon that helped me translate this ð> user10 why is nando replying to himself this cannot be real
y/nalonso Thank you husbandðð€ªð¥º
user11 MRS. ALONSO YOU HAVE TO REPLY TO THE COMMENT ð y/nalonso Oh...please do not cry at my mistake...I am very sorryð¯ðð user11 @/y/nalonso wait mother im sorry ð user12 @/user11 shes a little confused but she got the spirit
chloestroll such a fun beach trip with you, aunt y/n! can't wait to see you again soon ðð
y/nalonso You must come soon...ð
user13 mother has blessed us again!
oscarpiastri mom said thanks for the recipe mrs. alonso
y/nalonso Please tell Nicole to come over again...Oscar... oscarpiastri ðŠ
logansargeant thank you for inviting riley and i for dinner ð
y/nalonso Please come again soon, mijo... food will be hard to come by when you are unemployed logansargeant oh... ðš riley_whittal HELP? user14 SHE VIOLATED LOGAN LIKE IT WAS NOTHING
carlossainz55 ¡Qué bueno verte! (great seeing you!)
fernandoalo_official ¿Cómo te sientes? (how do you feel) carlossainz55 He arruinado mi vida. (i have ruined my life) fernandoalo_official ð¬ð¬
maxverstappen1 P wants to see Rubi again!
y/nalonso Let us arrange a playdate. Rubi likes playing the Dressing game on Robuxð®ð®with Pð«I am in ð²ðšon the 13-20th.Please text my number MaxâŠ
maxverstappen1 Yeah⊠sounds good ð€šð
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Random SVT doodles on Procreate
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