#😳👉👈 what i'm getting is that they're single?

[canongf]

Bestie Help I'm painting my nails for the first time in like forever because an F/O has somewhat influenced me 😳 I think he'd like it... 👉👈 (I hope you don't mind this ask. I just need to say this and wanna confide in you. Do you have advice? ASDFGHJKL)

YAY YAY YAY I LOVE THIS

if we are talking advice for being influenced: just go with it!!! ride the wave and do what you wanna do!!! have some fun!!! if that means painting your nails, then paint your nails!!! paint them all the same color, paint them all different colors, try patterns, switch it up every single day... your f/o will love it and he'll love it even more if he knows you're enjoying yourself when you do it!!!

and if we are talking advice for painting nails: don't even worry about getting it on your skin. once it's dry it'll flake off your skin and cuticles with a little water, it's no biggie. when i paint mine, i just do my best to get it smooth on my nail and then clean up the rest in the shower once it's all dry!!! a base coat is good to have around if you don't have one already, esp you're painting them a lot or using dark colors 'cause it can protect from damage and staining!!! and remember that it's okay if they're not perfect, no one is gonna be lookin' as close as you are!!!

all that really matters in all of this is that you feel good and you're having fun, and as long as those things are happening then I SUPPORT IT AND I SUPPORT YOU, BESTIE!!!!! 🖤

[brianbrianbrain]

ID. Screenshot of a Tweet by Andrew Sillers @apsillers at 10:56 AM on May 18, 2021: I'm proud to have debuted the world's first GIF-based port of Doom on AO3 at #virtualbangbangcon! Play it at archiveofourown.org/workers/31295183. Attached is a screenshot of the AO3 work titled But can it run Doom? by gifbot. Stats: Published: 2021-05-15, Words: 35, Chapters: 1/1, Comments: 6, Kudos: 17, Hits: 239. Summary: AO3 is great, but can it run Doom? Of course!! Work body: GIF still of gun in a hand pointing down a dark room with Ammo, Health, Arms, Armor, Inventory etcetera in the bottom bar.

Menu: Esc | ^ v | Enter (Dead? Use Esc menu to restart!)

Move: ^^ Go vv | << Turn >> | << Strafe >>

Action: Start/Stop Shooting | Shoot Once | Open Door

Source code: https://github.com/apsillers/living-gift. End ID.

ID. Screenshot of AO3 work body text: Note: This single Doom game is controlled begin bold simultaneously end bold by begin bold everyone end bold looking at this page!! End ID.

The following are all screenshots of AO3 comments with usernames cropped out or scribbled out.

ID. >Note: This single Doom game is controlled simultaneously by everyone looking at this page!!

I just shared this on a couple discord servers and now they're probably all fighting for control lmao. You are a legend for making this End ID.

ID. what in the actual fuck End ID.

ID. how in the Kentucky fried FUCK End ID.

ID. How does it feel to have the biggest fucking balls in all of ao3 End ID.

ID. if we figure out a way to beat the game in this form i can't begin to explain the consequences. they may be limited or they may not be. End ID.

ID. no. your fucking kidding me

Reply by same user in all caps: jesus christ it actually works End ID.

ID. This is both the best and worst thing I've ever seen. End ID.

ID. What the fuck

But thank you. End ID.

ID. Wed 19 May 2021 07:30PM EDT: New fanfic idea: two people meet and fall in love by communicating through AO3 plays Doom.

Excellent work.

Reply by different user on Wed 19 May 2021 08:26PM EDT: 👉👈 what if.. aha... 💞 we kissed in the comments of ao3 plays doom.... 🙈 and we were both demon slayers..

jk bro, jkjk..

...unless? 😳

unless is italicized.

Reply by gifbot on Wed 19 May 2021 09:14PM EDT: [Fake relationship] [Gamers to Lovers] [Doom AU] [Demon slaying] [Comment play] [Emojis Treated Seriously] [The Correct Punctuation One loves the Emoji One] [They're Both Demon Slayers] [But Neither One Realizes The Other One Is Too]

I'm glad I made this so I could read this comment exchange. 😁 End ID.

ID. Now THIS is a transformative work!!!! End ID.

ID. I am enraged indeed. godspeed, you absolute genius.

Reply by gifbot: Some people just want to watch the world say "WTF" in perfect unison. End ID.

ID. Sometimes the internet IS a good thing, and this is one of those times

Bless this End ID.

ID. the fighting for control like a pack of wild hyenas

10/10 End ID.

ID. "But can it play DOOM?" Sir, this is strikethrough begins a Wendy's strikethrough ends AO3... (amazing. horrifying. not the epitome of "because I can" but pretty close.)

Last Edited Thu 20 May 2021 02:33AM EDT. End ID.

ID. What the fuck have you done

Thank you. End ID.

ID. I can't Kudos this enough. This is the most frustrating Doom game I've every played and I'm loving every second of it. You are a genius. End ID.

ID. In all caps: witchcraft

Reply by giftbot: please don't tell the Church 😬. End ID.

ID. you've heard of twitch plays pokemon now get ready for ao3 plays doom End ID.

Holy fucking shit y'all.

[unproduciblesmackdown]

feeling SO SO NORMAL about the beloved BLADE GUNNBLADE

[fandomfluffandfuck]

Stopppppp those tags are too funny! What happens next 👉👈🥺 they date don't they 🥺🥺

related to this post/my tags on it:

"my cat is meowing thru the window at the middle aged men working on the roof rn and they're meowing back at her"

"she's obsessed w these guys i should have put her through trade school"

#stucky au anyone? 🤣 #<- no but literally!! #Bucky works from home and so he is around constantly during construction not paying much attention to the workers because yeah #he's trying to work too #but Alpine keeps meowing #and someone is meowing back at her out there #just one #like- #one very Manly Timbre making the cutest little sounds again and again whenever Alpine starts the conversation back up lol #and the ONE TIME Bucky looks out the window to see who the fuck is doing that it's when he's making making himself lunch #mid-day #the hottest part of the day... #and the guy that is meowing at Alpine is SHIRTLESS STEVE #sweaty and massive and- #again shirtless with workboots beat-up blue jeans and a goddamn tool belt around his hips #he's still got his gloves on #stained from shingle sealant #but- #as he meows at Alpine Steve stands up from Whatever The Fuck he was doing to the roof and slips those gloves off #Bucky feels like a Victorian maiden seeing a man for the first time #watching him take off those gloves is like watching him strip 😳 #his skin is sweaty and glistening his chest is heaving and he is reaching for a fucking water bottle #gulping down mouthful after mouthful #his throat exposed to Bucky's hungry eyes... Bucky watching the way his adams apple bobs as he swallows #Bucky moans Out Loud in his kitchen #it makes Steve choke-laugh #getting water all over his chin throat and chest #Steve is now literally wet and Bucky is metaphorically getting wet

I mean...

The only natural next step is for hot-roofer guy to knock on Bucky's window, right?

And Bucky has to face his embarrassment and walk over to the goddamn window because it's not like this model-looking dude can't see him. He just heard him do that and can currently see where his jaw is on the tile kitchen floor still. So, Bucky swallows as much of his mortification as he can, stumbling over to slide the window open from the bottom. His hands shake as he unlocks and lifts...

The second he steps back, a little too far, nearly landing on his ass with window now fully open, the guy leans down onto the frame, sticking his blond head right into Bucky's kitchen. His hair would be darker if not for sweat dampening it. Leaning into his home. Bucky is being killed in his own home because mystery-hot-yet-cute-roofer man has forearms that are perfectly muscular and hairy. There is sweat clinging to the hair. Bucky didn't know forearms could be so attractive. His hands are large. His fingers thick and long.

His face is even more attractive. Strong jaw. Delightfully crooked nose. Bright eyes. Sculpted cheekbones. Faint freckles from working in the sun. Swest running in little rivers down his skin.

Bucky could not be more stunned. Well, actually, he regrets thinking that when the guy opens his mouth and says-

"You got a towel I could use sweetheart, since you made me spill my water and all?"

His. Voice. Deep with just the perfect amount of gravel. A hint of roughness. Oh.

Bucky doesn't exactly manage to say words back to the man. The worker who has been charming his cat and is now charming him, calling him sweetheart.

Swooning in his kitchen, he sputters and then nods, jerking his head up and down too fast. It must look stupid and uncoordinated. But mystery man just smirks and taps his fingers on the window frame where he's perched, I'm waiting, his fingers and single raised eyebrow say.

Bucky takes the gilded invitation to turn away and hide his burning face, fetching him a kitchen towel from a lower drawer. And- ohgodohgodohgod- is he looking at my ass? I hope he's looking at my ass. I hope he's not too though, these shorts don't to anything good for me! Of all the days to not wear leggings around the house! Bucky thinks frantically, bending over, grabbing his best kitchen towel.

He stands up. Turns around. Watches Steve quickly drag his eyes up to his face. Smirk still strong on his face.

Bucky can feel his embarrassment rise back up like a rising tide, threatening to drown him.

Handing over the towel, Bucky realizes his mistake. Now he has to watch the ridiculously attractive and ridiculously built man wipe his chin, chest, and stomach down. Then he even has the audacity to wipe his sweaty forehead with it, swiping the gathered sweat and grime away... looking at him unashamed all the while.

Bucky doesn't know if he can will himself to not have a nosebleed but he's thinking about it. And he's also half focused on willing himself to not combust spontaneously.

Once he's done teasing Bucky horribly drying off, he lays the towel limp over the window frame and sticks a hand out for Alpine to sniff. She sniffs. Then instantly lifts her chin - up on the little table Bucky has set next to the window - begging for scratches. The daeker pink bell on her light pink collar jingles cheerily as she rolls over for him.

The man chuckles quietly, asking, "does this princess here got a name?"

"Alpine," Bucky pushes out, a cat has his tongue. And it is not Alpine.

"Mm, cute name," he barely even pauses, swinging his eyes up from her white, fluffy form to meet his eyes, "and what about yours, darlin'?"

Darling-! Bucky feels like he's been hit by lightning. He has never swooned so hard in his goddamn life. Never in his life has he needed a fainting couch other than right now. Today. "M-mine-?" He finally squeaks.

"Mmm-hmm," the other man says, mouth turned up easily.

"Uh, um-" he fumbles, "Bucky. My name is Bucky."

"Bucky?" He repeats, an eyebrow raised, saying it slow and careful. Bucky nods, heart beating out of his chest. "Bucky, that's an even cuter name than Alpine."

"Uh-"

"Well, Buck, my name is Steve-"

Buck! Buck-! He's already given his nickname a nickname! Who is this guy! Why is this man so- everything?

"And I was wondering if once I'm done fixin' your roof you'd be fixin' to go out with me?"

Bucky-

Bucky processes the words, swept up in the unending charm of this guy, and instantly his mouth is running away, cut loose from the cat and getting him into trouble.

"W-we don't have to go anywhere to go out, y’know? You, uh, could climb in and I could... could make you dinner here. Now that the roof doesn't leak. I'm-" Bucky fumbles, fiddling with his own fingers, looking at Steve's hands as they scratch Alpine, not at his way too handsome face, "-I've only got one arm but, um, I... I cook just fine. I promise."

Steve cracks up, "oh, I bet you do," he winks, "I'd like that though, sweetheart, in fact-"

Steve doesn't get to the end of his sentence though, the charm and golden honey is cut off by someone over his shoulder yelling, "ROGERS! QUIT CHASING THAT PUSSY AND GET YOUR ASS BACK TO WORK!"

A few of the other workers milling around behind Steve (not that he can see them, Steve's shoulders block all of his view of them, he just assumes they're still there) crack up. Hollering there own remarks after the boss.

And it's Buckys turn to choke-laugh then. Bending over and slapping his own chest with his hand. Breaking down into hysterics between the perfect timing, word choice, and his own nerves.

Bucky cooks for him and Steve compliments his cooking. They talk. They get along fantastically. Steve treats him like no one else has since he had his arm amputated- he treats him like a person. More than that. Like an incredible person. A worthy person. Steve woos him through their next dates, buying him flowers, wine that should go good with another homemade meal, and he makes Bucky a little wooden house just for Alpine. As it turns out Steve is incredibly good with his hands, roofing, construction, carpentry, and- 😳😳 other things that require a firm grip from strong hands.

[weebsinstash]

Can I ask what you think aizawa would be like with a chubby s/o? Or chubby darling? (Have you written one before? If so lmao I can't find it with the app)

Especially one sorta body conscious and I have some thoughts (mainly how, soft = best bed for the sleepy hobo) but it'd be cool to get some of your if that's cool to ask?

I haven't really been doing anything with MHA and The Storm at all so I guess I'll repent and answer this

I haven't written an official fic with a chubby reader because I just 😳 feel a lot of embarrassment i guess. You know how when other people so things, they're totally ok, but when you do the same exact thing, it feels too self indulgent and cringe? Yeah 🥺 I'm very shy about my weight I guess 👉👈

Aizawa strikes me as a character who is very good at putting up a front and bottling his emotions or keeping them on the downlow, and he is known for his "tactical deceptions" after all. I imagine that, on his best days, he's capable of acting fairly normal to his darling's face, albeit maybe more polite than he is to other people, smiling a little more. In private he's wide eyed and sweating and panting as he daydreams, fantasizes about sinking his hands into the plushest parts of your body, leaving little kisses and bites with his mouth in your most delicate of areas that make your toes curl, how your body would have a nice little 'squish' if he bound you with his capture weapon

He's definitely rubbing it out to thoughts of you on a nightly basis, like clockwork really, like a routine for him.

Of course he's also thinking of all sorts of sweet domestic thoughts too. Learning how to cook for you so he can see you eat his home cooked meals with a smile, buying you new clothes that he thinks would compliment your body better and make you look just lovely, maybe settling down and adopting a few cats with you...

And I mean, these feeling develop rather quickly. You meet him and somehow days later you just so happen to bump into him again. And again. And again. Shouta's definitely following you at night, making sure you get home safely, silently stalking along the rooftops and looking into your windows with a good set of binoculars, watching you sleep of he's especially lucky and you leave your blinds open a crack.

You are his cinnamon roll, too sweet for this world, who he must protect at all costs. There are no arguments. He perceives you as this soft vulnerable pure patch of sunlight in his gloomy depressing ass life and he starts following you uh basically the same day you meet. Good luck, because within the first week he's already starting a collection of your pilfered belongings, doublechecking and constantly adding to his notes on you, starting to draft up plans of the perfect prison dream home for you both to live in

And god yes does he insist you two sleep together every single night so he can feel your softness and warm and breathing against his own body and yes he will restrain you if you aren't cooperative

[scribblemetae]

Hey guys ! Hey Noxie !

First of tf are you in a freaking stadium to answer the question ? Like ? Why....?* Laughs a lot and falls off the chair from it *

Ok first off grettings Mr.worldwidehandsome from Jin's World ! So when we talk about body worshipping do we agréé that it's like a praise kink x 1000 ? And huh .... *Shy* 👉👈😳 are you into body posivity like ...y'know any Tipe of body shape ? I Guess this one is kinda for everyone ? Ho and when did you learn to speak english fluently I'm geniually impressed?

Hello Jimin ! Whatsupp'? So I Guess you already showed off in front of the guys and if not IS it something you'd like to try ? * Take notes*

JK hi!!!

So mommy kink ? Don't worry no kinkshaming*winks* here it's just unusual and I wanted to know what lead you to this kink ?

Tae ... Ok each one they're like approch to each other but stay respectfull ok , didn't Do anything to you.

Take a drink and relax and chill a little. * Not saying it as offensive or brutal mot jk than anything*

Hoseok yoooooo!!!!

First All you have one of the most charming smileys ever 'you know' the one in an Heart shape to me you become mister sunshine really best song to describe you hahahaha , enough of flirting , so shibari huh ? Since when do you practice this art ? And do you ever take artistics picts of your creation ?

Hi Yoongi ! * Smiles timidly but happily eyes sparkling *

Have you ever been in trouble due to your kinks like with nudes videos/sextape with BigHit ? If you dis I'll be on my way just let me 2 s to remove thé dead body in my truck and I'll get a meeting with them.*jokes pretty darkly hoping everyone get that it's a joke and not to be awkward* * becomes a little self concious*

Haaaa the dessert ...so Namjoon *Whisper* remember how I Said hoseok has one of m'y favorite smile, well you're in the same gang , very pretty smile 🌼👌 so.....very important question..........will you at any point clench your jaw ? *Stares at it dreaming*

And

IS it a kink to share the same pet / girl/gf / sex worker or anything else because in reality you could have each of you one so I Guess it's a common agrément more than like an obligation ?

Ok love you All si grenat catching up with you loves, and good Luck handling them Noxie ✊😵😂

*Okay to start with I have no idea how the fuck this turned into a stadium QNA but honestly this is how all Ask My Muses will be held in the future phaha*

They all listen to intently to your questions and adore that you have so much to say. You can see all there faces light up with each word.

Jin goes to answer you first question with a flying kiss before he talks “I love to worship my partner at all times, make them know just how much I adore being with them in that moment. I love every single body type. Everybody deserves to be loved and pleasured no matter what.” - He smiles as you compliment his English - “When I found out we were looking for playmates outside of just Korean I started to brush up on my English” Jimin picks up his microphone as he winks at you  “I have had sex in front of some of them before but not all of them, I can’t wait to try it”

When Jungkook comes to answer this question you can see he feels very unsure and shy when it comes to answering. Almost like talking about it worried him “I’ve been told how weird it is but, I just.... I can’t explain it. I realised I liked it when I accidently said it once but “ - You can see him start to falter -” That didn’t end so well”

Taehyung shrugged at your comment and everybody looked at him with pleading eyes. Jungkook couldn’t look anywhere but the floor. “You have no idea if JKs done something to me though do you darling?”

Yoongi laughs at your comment trying to move things along from Taehyung “Luckily I haven’t, im not the one who usually sends the nudes so I don’t tend to get into to much trouble. I’ve also never managed to make a sex tape yet”

Noxie takes over to answer Namjoons question for him just before he gets the chance “100% JOONIE WILL BE CLENCHING HIS JAW AT SOME POINT WITHOUT A DOUBT I REFUSE TO LET THAT GO”

Seokjin takes it upon himself to answer the last question “Sharing the same person is actually EXTREMELY important to all of us. It shows trust we have in each other, besides we share everything. Each of us having a different person could get messy so we like to have one we can all have fun with its not an obligation at all, its something we decided together as a team. Besides, its way more common than you think for groups to share... Just look at Stray Kids for example”

Noxie gives you a huge wave a blows a kiss with a smile