#😭 This low effort asf

[frozenfirnaments]

lazy ass edit because its late and im tired.

Ill prob redo this again if I have ideas

[aaakikoo]

who i think fits best w aot character except im brutally honest and lowk idc

an -> this is low effort asf but honestly i just wanna yap. some ppl might disagree or be pissed but that’s okay.

another an -> spoilers, probs some typos.

another another an -> this is just my opinions for now, they might change into the future idk.

including: eren, floch, zeke, erwin, hange, ymir, bertholdt, historia, reiner, hitch, mikasa, sasha, niccolo, levi, connie, jean, annie, armin.

eren jeager:

mikasa and mikasa only. i mean to start off he canonically had feelings for her so that’s a plus. in addition to the fact that he saved her which is yk good and regardless if he liked her or not.

them spending their childhood together with erens parents, growing up together, sticking next to each other.

even during the marley arc she still wanted him to come home. him telling her he hated her is kinda his way of trying to make her let go of him, so she wouldn’t be hurt when he leaves.

not to mention him crying like an idiot when armins threatens him with words.

eren giving her the gift of the alternate universe in the paths for 4 years as a “gift”.

besides all of these facts, him always keeping his promise to wrap her scarf around mikasa.

now to look away from the plot, they aesthetically fit each other so well. giving girlboss x househusband in my opinion.

or even a power couple both of them serving.

yeah, eren with ONLY mikasa i wouldn’t back down no matter what.

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bertholdt hoover:

now…. don’t hate me……annie.

now if you had watched attack on titan junior high, you would know they had a little thing.

now if we stick to the main AU. similar to eren and mikasa, they grew out together on the same side, going to war together and facing consequences together.

now obviously in the main AU, annie wasn’t interested in him like he was. but the point i’m trying to make is that i cannot imagine anyone else with bertholdt other than annie, not that i cannot imagine with annie with anyone other than bertholdt, (read the title).

for me, if they were together they’d give off sunshine x grumpy vibes.

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reiner braun:

no one 😭😭.

don’t even try to say historia maybe because hell naw. but i legit cannot see him with anyone from the AOT universe, he’s too much of a self confident man for anyone to approach him, even if he isn’t in reality.

for me reiner is like the friend everyone has, and everyone relies on, but seems like he doesn’t need anyone himself, like similar to his character in attack on titan, he does what he thinks is best and looks out for other people, may seem like he’s chilling by himself, but kinda isn’t. so none does anything about it.

(feel free to give suggestions here though lol)

(not if it’s historia)

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hitch dreyse:

now there are two people here, one of them being marlow. like i COULD see them for together, yk?

both spending title together training and being in the military police etc.

she was even his last thought 😭😭😭. if i had to guess id probably say he would be most likely the one to like her rather than the opposite, but i could still kinda see them together.

secondly annie, now similar to bertholdt, i don’t see as annie being the one for hitch but kinda the opposite, like from hitchs POV i kinda could (again read the title if ur confused)

they had quite some screen time and lore and what not 💀. so why not.

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ymir:

historia only. i don’t think we need to discuss this, only historia. canon that she liked her and even changed her, she also wanted historia to change, protected her and also gave her the best advice she could’ve ever given her.

not to mention the absolutely gut wrenching letter she gave her 💔💔💔💔💔.

don’t think we need to discuss this, very obvious that ymir liked historia.

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erwin smith:

again, no one 😭😭😭.

so if anyone likes erwin here’s your chance.

lowkey similar to reiner i don’t think he’d appear like he needs anyone, yk erwin is a strong independent, influential person who holds a lot of power.

he could easily appear unapproachable. but at the same time i feel like unlike reiner, he doesn’t actually need anyone hed just prefer to have, in a sense that it would be nice, but he doesn’t need.

(no levi x erwin around here, i dislike it heavily)

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hange zoe:

now another two ships right here.

one of them being moblit, so basically what i think is going on here is some sort of office love. throughout the show when moblit was alive he always cared for hange, helping her around her office, reminding her of stuff, pulling her away from the two titans she had captured in season 1 etc.

he stood up for her infront of the military police men and even died protecting her, causing hange to lose on of her eyes.

i’d like to believe that hange had some sort of appreciation and love towards moblit ofc, she talked about it to mikasa that over the years she had lost so many people when they were debating between armin and erwin.

again, moblit and hange is one of the good ships in my opinion it’s just not one of my favourite, in my opinion it makes sense and i could see it but that’s about it.

secondly, levi. now here it gets kinda interesting.

since the beginning of season 1 levi and hange were constantly at it, levi mocking and teasing her etc, ofc hange responding excitedly, again this is because of their interesting character and not much special.

however these two spent so much time together, trained together, and trained over; been through so much.

don’t even get me started when hange took care of levi when he was deeply injured in season 4, then losing eyes as well, they lost the eye the other person had?? (idk how to formulate it u get what i mean)

not to mention the fact that when hange suggested they spend their lives in the forest, levi didn’t deny the idea.

their relation makes me cry, levi and hange is def one of the good ships in my opinion!

(a little side note; this might sound super weird, but throughout the hange x levi rant, i was mostly imagining season 4 hange, season 1-2 at least hange and levi don’t give off couple vibes. b it after that it kinda does, i hope some people can understand what i mean)

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floch foster:

nobody, i’m not a big fan of his character, and i cannot see him with anyone.

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historia reiss:

ymir in my opinion.

now it’s not AS canon as ymir but i’d like to think that both ymir and historia changed each others ideologies and ways of living.

as in they both impacted each other.

historia was definitely mostly effected by ymir, the letter as i’ve mentioned, and her crying her add out reading it.

now we know historia is married with a child, ofc she loves the child so i’m not gonna bring her daughter into it.

but in my opinion she didn’t look particularly happy about marrying the farmer.

i’d like to think ymir and historia make sense, def one of my favourites.

queen x guard vibes lol

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zeke jaeger:

i love zeke, his character, his backstory and his entire overall character, but i cannot imagine him with anyone.

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mikasa ackerman:

now obviously eren, i’ll stand by eremika till the day i die, it’s all common sense that she loves eren to the point she took that crusty scarf with her to the grave. it’s no surprise, she loved him, he loves her, period.

but at the same time i could also see her with jean, not that i like the ship or anything, but i could see it, as in can imagine it.

it would sure be super unhealthy at the start, but i feel like they will grow to accept and love each other.

mikasa will definitely try to put her feelings for eren aside, which yet again, is very unfair to jean because he doesn’t deserve someone who treats him like a second option, but, he kinda already knows he is if im being honest.

i wouldn’t say their relationship/ marriage would be toxic or anything but it would be filled with sorrow, sadness, and overwhelming emotions and pain sometimes.

but to sum it up, i could see them together.

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sasha braus:

as much as people love to ship her with niccolo which isn’t a bad ship in my opinion, i cannot see her with anyone 😭😭😭😭. idk why i rlly tried to, i can def see niccolo with her but not her with him, idk if that makes any sense i hope some people get what i mean.

i feel like she has a platonic friendship with most guys idk.!! as i said im not against niccolo and sasha i just don’t have it on my fav list…..

and i’m not saying this because i think she is unlovable.

i’m saying this because i don’t think she really prioritises stuff like that, i feel like her mentality would be, if it comes then it comes (i guess), but she wouldn’t really go out of her way if that makes sense.

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niccolo:

sasha.

he likes her 😭. very canon.

and also helped him find meaning with life and his food.

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levi ackerman:

mostly no one, because i feel like he would want to improve himself and focus on himself without caring for anyone’s because he still feels like they will leave him if he cares abojt them.

but i can also see him with hange :). i’m not repeating what i wrote basically the same as the hange x levi part.

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connie springer:

he’s the same as sasha, if it comes it comes and he wouldn’t go out of his way.

none of them are unlovable they just don’t bother and are lazy.

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jean kirschtein:

either no one. because he feels like before he can get someone he needs to improve mentally and physically and emotionally. he sometimes feels like he isn’t enough.

or mikasa. and again same as i wrote on the mikasa x jean part.

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annie leonhardt:

kinda bertholdt, same as the bertholdt part.

not rlly with hitch i don’t think she liked hitch like that.

armin most likely. i mean it’s canon soooo….

they didn’t get a lot of screen time since she was crystallised for like 4 seasons but when they did it showed alot of emotion and feelings that armin was constantly visiting and talking to her.

and that she really wants him too. i kinda like armin x annie, but isn’t on my fav list lol….

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armin arlert:

mostly annie, kinda also hard to imagine him with someone. (no mikasa x armin they’re platonic and best friends)

and (no eren x armin, they’re best friends)

but yeah mostly annie, as i said kinda hard because i feel he’s one of those who doesn’t actively seek relationships he’d rather let things unfold by themselves and if it’s his fate than so be it, kinda like sasha and connie but i feel like he would actually want a partner from time to time.

so yeah annie.

[sadie-bug345]

how long the gang takes to get ready for the day⛅️🌤️

i just know cherry be hogging the bathroom and she’s actually so real for that cause i do it too🥰

ponyboy:

he gives a nighttime shower guy

used to having two brothers to fight with in the morning so he’s honestly pretty fast

my guy hits snooze sooo much it’s actually crazy

so because of this he’s gotta rush to get ready

but at this point he’s used to it which is cool

we love an adaptable king

AND he always pulls up to school looking decent so 7/10

johnny:

ngl i actually don’t know how he’d be getting ready

he just spawns in wearing full greaser attire complete w a switchblade accessory ‼️🥰🤩🤪

but he’d probably only need like ten minutes but bro loves like a slug

he just ain’t a morning person AT ALL and that’s okay😔✊

he shows up looking kinda scruffy but that’s okay it’s for the vibe fs 5/10

sodapop:

he seems like the type to shamelessly hog the bathroom

pony and darry hate it sm LMAO

actually wakes up at a decent time so he can shower and get dressed and everything

he hates the feeling of being rushed so he’s got a whole set routine

but if he gets off the routine everything come crashing down and he ends up being like an hour late😭😭

8/10

darry:

early riser

probably cause of necessity yk he’s a working boy

but also he loves having the bathroom to himself for once and take his time

he also cooks breakfast so that’s kinda a way for him to wake up slowly

outfits are a little basic but he pulls them off so we know he ain’t wasting anytime deciding which solid black t shirt to wear that day😭

he is honestly goals 10/10

dally:

THIS MAN

he will claim so MUCH that he just wakes up and comes out looking perfect

but he self absorbed for sure

you cannot watch that beginning scene of the movie where my guy STRUTS down the street

bro really thinks he’s that guy😭💀

so yes, he does spend a solid amt of time getting ready, picking outfits, rings, the whole shebang

but if you bring it up you’re dead😔

breaks down if he has to share the bathroom and gives up

he needs his space ig? 6/10

two-bit:

my guy has ONE OUTFIT

different variations but the same outfit nonetheless😭😭😭

so that takes zero time out of his morning

his hair is super greased up so bc of that he probably takes a normal amt of time

honestly pretty chill when it comes to sharing a bathroom

BUT still hyper asf so there’s that

rip to anyone in the way of the fridge when he’s hungry for breakfast🙏

7/10 low effort but still eats

steve

probably takes a lot of time

and pony would hate it sm

those “complicated swirls” ARENT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART

or for those running late

lowk has a bit of a big ego so he puts a lot of effort into his appearance

loves him some chocolate cake for brekky

6/10🙏

THIS WAS FUN OK BYEEEE‼️🫶🤪

[saharaadesertt]

˖˚˳⊹Blue Lock University: an Uni AU (pt 2)˖˚˳⊹

included: aryu, bachira, barou, hiroi, kunigami, niko, ootoya, yukimiya

note: back at it again thanks to the support of part one (thank you so much!)

all of my HC's are not canon, if there are any overlaps i most likely did not see them :3

aryu

definitely in fashion

makes it known that he is in fashion 😭

dresses for his 9am class looking like he walked straight out of the MET gala

known around campus for his consistent outfits and hair

despises any classes but his major work and complains about it

makes his own clothes and people watches the campus to find someone "glam" enough to model for him

probably makes clothes encrusted in diamonds, super flashy

bachira

takes after his mother and is in art

ngl i feel like bachira can make some pretty good surrealist art, he legit has a monster inside him

works with acrylic paints and watercolor

always has his headphones on playing music around campus

wears the most comfy clothing that can easily be washed or discarded if they are ruined by paint

sometimes does collab pieces with his mom :')

barou

hotel management... it suits him

the cleanest person on earth... roommates want to be with him

has more free time than most so tends to play video games and read novels

also a gym bro/fitness buff

wouldn't be surprised if he was into bodybuilding as well

drinks protein shakes like water and eats healthy asf

most definitely a good cook

loves to have guests over and treat them with hospitality!

hiroi

animation!

wants to work in video games

goes to college out of state because he wants to get away from his parents as evident from his accent

one of the most laid-back students ever

usually attends class with earbuds or headphones in

a natural at tweening and programming

actually pretty good at math if needed as well

the type to sleep in and miss class but preform well when needed

kunigami

idk why but he screams history major?

either that or something in humanities

i think before he was the wild card pick he would've made a great teacher

maybe something in education for him? hmmm

either way he's a good student

always is in class and gets top marks

also another gym rat

probably hangs out at the gym with barou

super knowledgable about his craft and also a trivia buff

niko

again, hear me out

i feel like he would be a good writer

literary arts or creative writing

probably writes super edgy things ngl

a homebody

the type to have a lot of stationary and pens at his desk

i think he's a neat freak but less so than barou

enjoys writing about people he sees people watching

ootoya

another business frat major type of dude

the definition of a player but one day a player girl will break his heart, give him karma, and change his ways

dresses pretty well and looks low effort at the same time

loves going out until 4am

messy asf

the type that never does his dishes

barou would beat his ass

yukimiya

a fellow fashion major, business+advertising minor

probably recruited by ayru for modeling

due to his eye condition, he tends to stay late in the studio in order to complete deadlines

a huge fan of the beanie + long coat + turtleneck combo

super popular among the girls but he doesn't really care because he's all about chasing the BAG

started his own glasses company with cute frames that is doing fairly well

[mangoposts]

https://www.tumblr.com/mangoposts/747339857297342464/oh-i-also-forgot-to-mention-that-my-social

NO FR. like this happens to me semi-often but lately it’s been baddd. i’m never active in my gcs. i mentioned a few days ago that i went like 2 months without responding to this one gc i was in. i came back for maybe 3 weeks MAX and i haven’t been back😭 i peeked in once or twice and they were like “where the fuck have you been.”

i’m never really pissed off with people either. but when i have my social battery on low power mode at 5% i get kind of irritable LOL. my friend is just really fucking lazy, like sid the sloth times five billion. i don’t want to sound like i’m talking shit about her, but she also knows she is lazy and has said it before. she cannot see herself doing anything and is never really willing to compromise when it comes to things that are important and you have to compromise. she’s the biggest procrastinator i know other than my dad LMAO. and she doesn’t like doing things she deadass should be doing just because she doesn’t feel like it. and i’m not talking about her having no motivation or anything like that, because i really do understand. but i’m talking about things that will help her actually reach her goals that require very little effort and literally two fucking minutes. but then she wants to complain saying it’s “too much work” LIKE SHUT THE FUCK UP THEN. im sorry this is so fucking long, i was trying to be short with it too LOL

-🌸

Oh no i fully understand this 😭 Especially being irritable when you just don’t want to socialize

I can’t really stand when people have solutions to their problems but they don’t do it and continue to complain as if they’re helpless 😭 It’s actually probably my biggest pet peeve in life so this is understandable asf

[prompt-master]

write that fanfiction,, who cares if its not good enough bc when u get older u might look back on it and think either

a. this is cringy asf

b. ive improved a lot

c. all of the above

(most likely c. >_< )

Yeah 😭😭😭 I know I should probably just. Write and have fun with it, I'm just hard on myself is all.

Also I can't think of any low effort projects at the moment, all the fic ideas I come up with blow up into MASSIVE projects

[star-drip]

i need to ramble about aiden and emerson again because OH MY GOD maybe im just attention starved and that's why i think about this shit but omgg😭 i never stop thinking about them

first of all, the idea of clean, healthy emerson is honestly the most adorable thing ever. once she actually makes an effort to change, she honestly loses some edge and smiles more and AH it's cute asf. when she's healthy and actually wants to stay clean, she just genuinely tries to live life and be happy and it's just so cuteee and it makes me so happyyy. 😭😭😭

BUT WHAT REALLY GOT ME is that aiden fucking stayed at her apartment during the worst of the drug withdrawals and took care of her??? he literally just could not stand the thought of her being alone during that shit, so he literally lived with her for like a week and i need someone like that goodbye

but it also made me so sad, because he felt really guilty since he is a drug dealer himself and has given her heroin for FREE many times. and even tho she mainly bought from someone else, he low key blames himself for her addiction getting to that point, and that makes me depressed asf like aiden nooooo 😭😭😭

[maxity666]

Yeah I've played it inconsistently for almost if not 3 years now 😭😭 finally putting in effort on climbing ranks since I'm inconsistent asf, but I do think I deserve low gold AS OF RN

Valorant doodles

Fade my beloved, she struggles socializing so much yet she tries as much as her introverted energy can, also constant nightmares doesn’t make it easy

[saetoru]

TEE TEE I AM GOING TO YELL ABOUT RICH BOYS IN YOUR INBOX BECAUSE THEY HAVE A FUCKING DEATH GRIP ON ME 😟 quick warning bc I ramble LMAO

okay, so first of all, gojo satoru… I feel like when he was younger, he would buy a ton of really expensive shit purely because it was from a designer brand. like, it could be the ugliest fucking thing ever, but he would still buy it just because he could LMFAO 😭 he definitely had a ton of really ugly but expensive shoes… he looks like he would. he probably didn’t even wear them all 😔

thankfully, as he grew a little bit older, he stopped doing that and started buying things that ACTUALLY looked good. (only exception is those fugly rectangular sunglasses 😦 what on earth. I bet that bitch wears them just to piss people off smh. by people I mean me ☝️) even though they’re still really fucking expensive, it’s still a good upgrade from his childhood PFFT

his mama is glad, and so am I 🙏

I also wanted to talk about how gojo and getou are. they’re similar, meaning you don’t really have to put in a lot of effort to find out that they’re rich. gojo is the kind of guy who clearly flaunts his wealth in the most obnoxious way possible, but at the same time it’s not just the things he buys that makes him seem rich. You can see it in the way he carries himself. the best way I can explain it is like this; gojo is like a peacock. he likes to show off his feathers, but he’s already so naturally beautiful that people are already looking??? he just looks grand, if you know what I mean. he’s almost always got that air of confidence and superiority surrounding him that it can make you wanna BEAT HIS ASS UP 🤬🤬 but he’s also weirdly endearing :( he’s loud asf but we already know that LOL

AND when I said that getou is similar, I meant that he also just feels rich. he’s what you would expect someone from a high status family to be like tbh. he’s polite, respectful and is just all around elegant?? but he’s also kind of simple if you get what I mean. think of him as a swan — they’re plain, but everyone sees them as this really elegant and graceful creature. they also bite. hard. holy fuck. he’s a lot more subtle. even though he’s definitely intimidating and looks like a delinquent (😭), his actions show otherwise.

so, honestly to simplify what I’m saying, rich bitched getou and gojo are different sides of the same coin. both rich, but one formal and the other informal.

im kind of annoyed because there’s so much I want to say but I literally can’t articulate any of it properly. that’s my bad. but I can’t believe you’re not a mind reader smh how dare you 😡 I NEEDED TO WORD VOMIT SO BAD EHEHENR THANKS FOR READING IF YOU DID u are my lord and saviour ily 😸 BYE MWAH MWAH

I went from talking about how shitty satoru’s taste was to analysing rich boys getou and gojo wtf. what happened

CRYINF THIS WAS SO FUN TO READ BESTIE FKWKFKR OMG i love the rich boy! au so much

gojo definitely had a HORRID fashion taste LMAO like he’s grown to be a bit better after ppl have told him over the years 🥲 but i just feel like gojo naturally has an awful sense of coordinating outfits 😭 geto in contrast is so simple like u said and elegant like he wears a simple white shirt but it’s ✨fancy™️✨ jfjsjfjs

GOJO IS THE OBNOXIOUS TRUST FUND AND BOASTFUL RICH BOY and then there’s his best friend geto who’s sweet and humble and he helps people get around campus with a sweet smile and a little wave and gojo’s just like “oh are new here ??” with a horrendous smirk and he’s so gosh darn annoying omg djrksjfj

i feel like rich boy gojo has a good relationship with him mom he’s a mommas boy for sure but him and his dad have a rough relationship that’s why he’s so attention seeking and also rebellious low key LMAO he wants to piss his dad off at every chance and do things the opposite way but he also just wants to be acknowledged u know. and then geto’s just a sweet lil boy who minds his business probably has polite convos with his moms friends while they have tea he’s like their favorite little golden boy they all want their daughters to be his wife ndnfskjfd god i could go on i rly do love this rich boy au sobs

TY FOR SCREAMING ABOUT IT W ME UR WELCOME TO ANY TIME I LOVE HEARING UR THOUGHTS i’m sorry this took me a bit to reply to !!

[liquorisce]

Honestly mikasa with a humiliation kink is hot asf and I’m done pretending like it’s not 😤

CANON!

Honestly I can’t help but incorporate humiliation into so many of the drabbles I write 😭

The humiliation kink runs deep inside her, and particularly in the priest AU, Eren leverages it as often as he can. He realises how much she enjoys it especially when he has her come into service with the vibrator inside her. She cums so many times just on his behest, bc he plays with the controls until he sees that familiar flush ride up her neck.

The best part is that the people she’s next to - the sisters, the other girls - they never realise bc she’s the very image of piety, prays on her knees with her eyes squeezed shut, murmuring something as if she is in the deepest of prayers.

But what she’s murmuring are unheard pleas to a man she worships almost like God, pleas for him to keep the vibrations down, worried she’ll make the most unbecoming noises, or even worse worried that people will hear the vibrations.

She thinks of what Eren said last time and she only feels even more humiliated, “… I can smell you all the way from over here,” he’d said, smirking, when she’d knelt across the room from him, kept her legs parted while he made himself ready for her. He’d walked over to her, and held her pretty chin, tilted her her face so he could look directly into her glassy grey eyes. “Like such a filthy slut,” he’d murmured, as he wet his fingers in her mouth before fucking her with them.

She squeezes her eyes shut tighter, rubs her thighs as close together as she can, but with no relief. She’s shaking almost, but no one says anything, the others think she’s too lost in her devotion to God, they’d never imagine that she was barely able to think, that she was clutching on to the pew for dear life desperately, only praying that if she orgasms, she do it quietly.

But she’s too stimulated, too turned on, and bc she’s so desperate, she takes a peak to make sure no one else’s eyes are on her (except Eren’s, she knows he’s watching her). No one’s looking, obviously bc this is a time of prayer, of deep reflection, only the only thing Mikasa can reflect about is the fact that the ache in her belly, in her leaking cunt are beyond any control that she might possess. She squirms helplessly, and bc there’s nothing else she can think of she grinds the heel of her palm against her crotch awkwardly.

It does little to alleviate the pressure, but she pushes on anyway, thinks of what Eren will ask her when she goes to him later, wonders if he’d look between her legs to see just how low she’d sunk during such a holy time. The thought of it, the way he’d regard her, the names he’d call her - a slut, probably, bc what else is she? The way he’d make her come again with his fingers with hardly any effort at all would only be more proof of that. Her drenched panties would only serve to prove everything he’d say about her, and the thought itself, the humiliation of it all, drives her over the edge.

She comes so hard, she gasps loudly, and hits her knee against the pew in front. The sister next to her raises a disapproving eye, asking, “… Is something the matter, Mikasa?”

“… No, Sister, I,” - what could she possible say? That she orgasmed so hard, right next to a row of devout believers lost in prayer, she almost fell off her own seat? “… I just felt giddy for a moment, I almost lost my balance.”

“… Your faith should help you overpower the weakness, child. Do better.”

She nods, ashamed, bc the Sister’s words hit harder than it should have. But when she risks a glance up at Eren, who’s watching her with the smallest smirk on his face, she wonders when faith and weakness became so impossibly intertwined.