#😖😖😖😖😖😖😖 pray for me lmao!

[partynthem]

anyway. it’s been a rough week

[xoxochb]

hi hi saw ur post abt wanting requests so i thought i'd send one in! no pressure at all <3

so jason grace x childhood friend reader where they meet again after he loses his memories, and the reader helps him remember a few of his earlier memories ? could have some romance 😖 ahh no pressure tho lmao

⋆·˚ ༘ * I envy the leaves that grow from the trees, they’re all so carefree

warnings: this doesn’t entirely follow the hoo timeline, so after the quest in tlh he’s brought back to camp jupiter. I also do not remember how camp jupiter works so I made my own rules and stuff

pairing: jason grace x childhood best friend

oh how you missed your best friend. the one you grew up with, the one you knew since you were six, the one who helped you through your claiming, the one who knew everything about you, the one who saw you through all of your embarrassing phases, the one who was a son of jupiter

not a day goes by where you don’t think about your sweet jason grace. where had he gone?

he had been missing for a month- a very long month at that. you missed him dearly, you didn’t have many friends at camp jupiter. maybe a few people you’d occasionally have a catch-up chat with, but no real, true friends, none like your lovely son of jupiter best friend

you would’ve done anything to see his blond hair or ocean blue eyes again

the same questions run through your mind every day since his disappearance: why did he leave? was he captured? did he leave because of you? where did he go? where is he?!

the only way you could ever make these thoughts leave your mind was when the boy who you’re worried about was beside you, using a gentle tone to whisper sweet nothings in your ear as you drift off to sleep

but he wasn’t here so the thoughts never leave your mind, you’re practically drowning in them at this point, but how couldn’t you worry?

as you lay on your bed in a state of loneliness you hear faint voices outside, and then a knock to your cabin door. you discard your stuffed wolf in your arms and make your way to your door, opening it quickly

“reyna? what’s up?”

she sighs before answering “he’s back”

your eyes widen and your more alert “what? where?”

“in the infirmary, but let me warn you he’s lost most of his memories…” she trails off

“how did this happen? do you know where he went? actually- do you know anything yet?”

a million new questions to drown in, hooray!

“no, but if you’d like you can visit him”

that’s all you need to hear before rushing to the infirmary, almost running into a few people in three process

when you arrive you find him immediately and run over to his side, a few single tears falling in the process

when his eyes meet yours with the same look he gave you many moons ago you think reyna was lying about his memory loss. he seemed to know who you were, or were you just making yourself believe he did because you didn’t want him to forget you?

he grabs your hand and you snap out of your thoughts, “I missed you. you were the only person I had any memory of, I prayed everyday to see you again”

so he did remember you? forget that- you’ve got questions

“where were you? I was scared to death!” you snatch your hand away

he frowns, “I- I don’t know… I woke up on this bus and I couldn’t remember anything, but I knew you. faintly though, most things are a blur still. I went to this camp for greek demigods, camp half-blood, then I went on a quest and I came back here. that’s the short version, unless you want the long version”

“not now” you sigh “I’m sorry”

“what’re you apologizing for?” he asks

“I don’t know, I was worried about you, I was scared. I didn’t know if I’d even see you again, that’s horrifying. I don’t know what I would’ve done if you never came back” you begin to tear up again

he takes your hand again, more gentle this time, scared you’ll snatch it away, “I’m here aren’t I?”

“yes…” you break eye contact

“exactly. we’ve got some catching up to do”

🍂

“how much do you remember about me?”

“at first or now?”

“both”

the first thing to welcoming jason back to camp was reviving his memory, and since you’ve known him the longest you were assigned to the task

you first asked him for a longer version of his story so you can catch up on what he’s been doing while he was gone, then you ask him about you

“at first it was only your appearance, I could only see your face, that’s all I knew, but then I kept having these weird dreams, or flashbacks, I think they were. they all consisted of you, and the more they came the more I knew about you, I learned your name, how we knew each other and stuff like that. I remember a few random things about you too like your favorite things and just miscellaneous facts and flashbacks about us”

good gods of olympus

“well I’m going to help you remember more, follow me!” you grab his hand and drag him off your bed to various places throughout camp

the north bridge where you had made an oath to always be together, the infirmary where you both had been laying for various nights after you got badly injured, and many other places, but then it came to the last stop. It was the flower field where he kissed you the night before he went missing

“it still looks the same as the last night” he says

“I made sure the ceres’ kids took good care of it incase you ever came back” you blush when you recall the reasoning behind it

“I didn’t know you cared so much about flowers” he jokes

“I don’t”

“then why do you care if the flowers look good?”

“do you ever wonder why I was the only person you remembered?”

he turns to you, seeing you already turned to him, a very small space between the two of you

“all the time. answer my question now”

“so I could recreate the last night we had together”

“are you going to? or are you going to keep talking?”

the first option, obviously. you would choose it in a heartbeat.

and that’s just what you did- you pull him in for a very long-awaited kiss under the moonlight in the flower field, the same as the last night, except this time it was even more special than the first

[birdstooth]

Part 2 of Carlotta, Piangi & the cake

~Consequences

😭😭😭 Piangi is gonna get diabetes

🎶 Notes 🎶

- once again, I forgot to wait for the poll to end lmao

- Christine is truly naive and trusting? Or purposely not asking the important questions so she doesn’t have to get out the spray bottle with lemon water for naughty Erik which makes him cry and hiss 😖😾😾

- Erik sets new record for going from “oh no she hates me” to “wow yes I am a Good Person” in 0.5 sec

- I’m remembering now that the new “electric light” is mentioned at the during the auction that takes place years after the events of poto so I guess Erik invents the lightbulb in panel #5 sorry Thomas Edison and/or Nikola Tesla 😣

EDIT: @night-unfurls-its-splendour in anticipation of u researching the actual dates I went back and looked it up…so apparently the lightbulb was invented in 1879 (according to Edison’s camp). If poto takes place in 1881 then my use of the lightbulb in panel 5 is not an anachronism haha

- pls pray for Piangi’s blood sugar level 🙏🙏

- this was Carlotta’s cake btw if u didn’t read the previous part

[evansbby]

I'm so late but I just have to talk about my DILF story because I need y'all to know while many (maybe most tbh) DILFs are trash, there are some good ones out here!!!!

Okay so first of all you gotta meet the DILF organically and not on any dating app! Obviously my friends and many women have had bad experiences with even the DILFs they randomly met IRL but you still have a better chance than on Hinge so remember that babes <3 Put yourself out there and pray hard 😭

I met my DILF through friends of friends. I'm lucky enough to be friends with rich people who are popular and know everyone soooo I'm always meeting and interacting with all kinds of people. My friends are also freaky AF so meeting old men is a norm 😭 Atp, I don't even ask how tf they know these people lol. I'm just here for a good time!!!!

So a few years ago, I met this one DILF and he was unlike any guy I'd ever met (I never expected to meet a guy so amazing, seriously). First, I quickly realised he was autistic like me (my friends don't agree because they been hurt but autistic men do it better 😌). We automatically clicked and we became really close friends instantly. I was 21 when we first met and he was 39.

He has triplets but his ex wife (here's where I kinda got the ick: they were childhood sweethearts and dated their whole lives and I have dealt with too many men like that to not know better 😖) has full custody of the kids and are raising them with her fiancé at the time (they've been married a long time now), one of the men she had been cheating on him with and the one who got her pregnant 😗.

Anywayz he had been divorced for a few years already but I was sooooo scaredddd. We had insane sexual tension between us from day 1 that we tried to deny but we also had this friendship and bond..I didn't know what to do. And my friends weren't helpful 😒 They just wanted me to hop on his dick and get over with it smh.

One day a horny demon possessed me and I just started kissing him while I was chilling at his house 🙈 (I also stopped having sex when he entered my life sooo there's that). He kissed me back really hesitantly. Like he would kiss me passionately for a few seconds and then just stop as I kissed him all over his face and neck. After some time of him doing that, he pushed me off of his lap and said he doesn't wanna take advantage of me I'm much too younger than him etc (I was 23 and he was 41). Girlllll the horniness was really in control cause I really told this man "You can take advantage of me all you want" 😭 which left him speechless lmao

We ended up talking it out though haha and after centuries of me telling him "Yes I want this I want you the age gap isn't a big deal" we scheduled a date. The first date happened and he wasn't gonna have sex with me until a while after to show how much he respects me (his words) but I begged him like crazy 🙈 and after the first few dates where I was a huge tease hehe we made love in his bedroom. TMI but he was the first man I've ever met (didn't know they even existed....) to spend most of the time eating me out front and behind 🏃‍♀️ He worshipped my body and the foreplay was insane he really kissed all over my body so slowly and gently I came by the time he was making out with my thighs🏃‍♀️ He focused on me the entire time I knew I had to wife him up 😊😚

So we're married now. Really betraying my people for this beautiful white man 😖 We recently agreed that we wanna have kids soon 😌 So remember girlies you gotta manifest and believe in yourself. You can and will find a good DILF 🧚‍♂️

Your high standards will bring good things 💞 I have had the worst experiences with men you could ever think of and I was still able to meet my soulmate 😚 It will happen for you all I promise!!!!

WELL DAMN

Yeah, I think you hit the lottery with this rich and thoughtful dilf who sounds like he’s AMAZING in bed too 😭😭😭 OKAY WERK MISS Y/N

Also I’ve noticed so many of y’all are the ones who make the first move! I love that for you guys! Personally I’ve never made the first move bc I have the crippling fear of being rejected !! 🤠🤠 BUT MAYBE I SHOULD START MAKING THE FIRST MOVE SINCE IT HAS WORKED FOR SO MANH OF YOU 😂🥹

[icanseethefuture333]

Libra 12H

As the queen Capricorn 👑♑️ said 💅🏽💍...

I definitely do want to get married one day, but I have very high standards as well. I'm not settling for breadcrumbs for anybody and I want to set up the future generation of my family with abundance of health and wealth. I would love to be a mother also and I want to make sure my kids will grow up in a positive, loving, and warm household. I want to be financially independently from my partner so I never have to be trapped or be in a situation where I have to legally defend myself. My future spouse and I have to come to an agreement where if something happens to us and we decide to divorce, I don't want it to be something that will cause a great travesty to my children, my peace of mind, and my home. I ultimately just want to live a soft life and be able to feel adored by my future spouse 🥹. I am very affectionate when I love someone.

As for my fears, I'm scared of the usual things. I worry for my loved ones health and safety. I worry about my success. I worry about not being able to make long lasting connections with people. Other than that, I'm not really scared of anything? I feel like my trauma has taught me to be brave, so even when I am terrified I just focus on surviving. On a lighter note, I am scared of bugs (besides butterflies, praying mantis, and ladybugs) and will scream if I see one in person 🤧 I also have claustrophobia and mycophobia, I realized I had it thanks to The Last of Us lmao 💀. Anything that's like a wild mushroom, moss, severe rashes, or mold, gives me goosebumps ew 😖

[panb1mbo]

I was picking up some dinner and some rando rolled his window down and yelled at me that he loved me???

[newtonsheffield]

Lmao at Anthony being affronted but no one else can especially Daphne and Simon.

Poor Edwina suffering through it like 🙃😖🥴🫠🤷🏽‍♀️

#LikeAHurricane

Edwina sighing as she downloads Anthony’s new album like “Anthony how many songs on here reference a euphemism for my sister’s lady parts?”

“Ahhh four. No five. Or- It depends, do you consider You fit on me like a glove to be a euphemism?”

Edwina cast her eyes heavenward for a moment praying for strength before she sighed again. “I’d have to say I do.”

“Shit, six then.”

“That’s too many, Anthony. Our Mum has a copy of this.”

Mary, not even looking up from where She’s sitting looking at the new ultrasound picture Kate’s just given her, “i stopped listening to the lyrics ages ago, it’s better for everyone if I don’t want to strangle the father of my grandchild.”

“I appreciate your self control, Mum.” Kate sighs, kissing Anthony on the cheek. “I’ve no control over him, but he’s awfully cute.”

“He’s a sex pest is what he is.” Edwina mutters darkly.

“Well I never claimed he wasn’t that,”

[apricotluvr]

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[greengay]

Lamictal is an amazing mood stabilizer. I take it and it has no weird side effects. It feels like taking Tylenol but keeps me from erupting into mania. It doesn't make you gain weight like a lot of Bipolar medication. It's important to understand how dangerous it can be if not used as prescribed by your doc. The dose has to be increased slowly and gradually because if it isn't, it can burn you up from the inside out. Scary! But taken correctly, it's amazing. Praying for you. Jesus loves you.

dude, it's been amazing!!! no weight gain, just keeps me from my Extreme Lows and my Manic Highs. and I thought I would miss my "highs", but what would happen was: something nice would happen and if emotions were on a scale from 1-10 with 1 being the lowest and 10 being the highest, I would be at an 11 or 12 lmfao. and I would be so overwhelmed, deliriously happy that my body would absolutely not be able to handle it at all lol. like I didn't realize how much I just checked out/disassociated not only when I was sad, but also when I was HAPPY?? so now that my happiness only goes to an 8 or 9...I can actually feel it without being completely engulfed by my emotions....it's great!

a side effect i wasn't expecting, however, is:

(JUST KIDDING…

mostly)

but yeah! i haven’t gotten any rashes so far, which is good, bc like you said… that sounds super scary lmao 😵‍💫😖 fingers crossed it stays that way

thank you, i appreciate it 💖