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[rystiel]

take magneto. now replace the m with an f and what do you get? yeah that’s right people. the woke got him

[jarrodsbowen]

i wish you guys didn't live so far away 😒😒😒 it's written in the stars that we should have get togethers 😒😒😒 and watch footy together 😒😒😒 you know TOGETHER 😒😒😒

[clementimetodie]

Isn't it weird how the more "empowering" jobs have become for women, the more pregnancy discrimination has increased

[killmymind]

i hateee when tumblr won’t show me a blog cause i have them blocked….. i am chismosa! let me see!

[willabee]

she checks the floor vents every day to see if the furnace is on yet and today was the day :)

[jacuzziwaters]

"Who got you smiling like that?"

My friends. I'm so sorry that you can't gain joy from platonic interactions but I'm gonna go back to texting them now.

[lemonnbug]

Packer strap evil packer strap my enemy

[myiliterallyhavenolifegoals]

What I do find low key funny is that in most shows/movies, when a character goes through their Traumatic Incident™️, they're almost always very tight lipped and secretive about what happened to them.

However if you speak to Edwin Payne for more than 20 minutes, not only will he tell you that he was in Hell, he'll give you a time scale and recommendations for restaurants there. He's leaving catty reviews on TripAdvisor. He's the Edwardian equivalent of a vlogger who had a bad time at a starbucks and has to make a 40+ minute call out video. Conceptually he should be Broody and Mysterious but he's fundamentally too much of a gay little bitch to keep shit to himself.

[filmnoirsbian]

I find your lack of whimsy disturbing

[kosmogrl]

it's always being a yearner and never someone yearning for me

[snekdood]

pssst... if a family to you seems entirely perfect save for one person in it who seems miserable *motions for you to come closer* thats probably the only person being honest about what its really like, and, likely, isnt the problem like people in that family might like to paint them as................

[coco6420]

PLEASEEEE you cannot convince me that Poseidon going "in all my years of living, it isn't very often that i get pissed off" isnt the same thing as your elementary teacher going "in my 20 years of teaching, i have never had a less well behaved class".

[cookiedough77]

adrien is genderfluid because i say so (im mot projecting i SWEAR-)

also both bi idc i headcannon what i want

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!!

she would have shirts like these

[nnikoneko]

Bkdk based on this manga panel i greatly misunderstood

[qifrei]

Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust (2000)