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[lalalaugenbrot]

how it started:

how it's going:

[itsokbbygrl]

Let's have some fun today. With which Pedro boy would you connect this quote to? "When he covers your mouth to keep you from waking the neighbors."😏💗

Omg fun slutty ask yesssssss. This screams (no pun intended) Joel Miller to me. He can’t help that he has a big fucking cock that hits all the right places, kind of loves it really, but he is a little self conscious about how much fucking noise you’re making with that sweet mouth he loves so much. He’s not going to stop the incessant canting of his hips, so he has to find another solution. Enter: his big hand, firmly clasped over your mouth while allowing you room to pant your ragged breaths, dampening his wide palm and thick fingers with warm condensation. He’d whisper some filth right into your ear about being polite, being good for him, and he squeezes just a little harder knowing how much that sets you off, anticipating the lewd moan that follows his words.

Yeah…that’s a Joel Miller quote. 🙂‍↕️🥰

[mazzy-rockstar]

KATE HAS CANCER? And she announced it on the same day Hozier said “fuck the british empire”

[gadriezmannsgirl]

hi so im like rlly bored and I started getting into Fifa and Gavi kept appearing on my feed and at fist I started cause the players where hot(its also what kept me😉) but now I wanna get into it more bc it seems like an interesting sport so do u mind explaining the sport to me

and plz try to dumb it down when I tell u idk shit ab sports I genuinely mean it💀😭

Hello and welcome to football! Here you will see beautiful plays, awful mistakes, fights, good and bad matches, you'll experience sadness, happiness, you feel like going crazy and ready to yell and get angry at some players

😭 I'll try my best to explain😭 Basically football is a game between two teams, each of the two teams consists of a maximum of 11 starting players but during the match these players may be replaced by substitutes, the players may touch and move the ball with any part of their body except their arms, however the goalkeeper has the advantage of being able to use any part of his body to move the ball but only within his penalty area.

Each match will be controlled by a main referee who is in charge of the match, he has 2 assistant referees (or lineman) to assist him in making decisions, he also has a fourth referee who's the one who corroborates him, controls the substitutes and technical staff. This fourth one, also indicates the substitutions and the increase of the regulation time, the duration of a match is 90 minutes, each half being 45 minutes, with an intermediate rest period of a maximum of 15 minutes, however sometimes most of the time is lost during the match and since time must be made up at the end of each half, the main referee decides the length of the extension. The objective of the sport is to score more goals than the opponent and a team is considered to have scored a goal when the ball completely crosses the goal line of the opponent's goal

The referee can warn a player or technical team if they commit any type of foul, with a yellow card (warning) or red card (expulsion), if a player receives a red card, they'll be expelled from the field and cannot be replaced by another, also if a player receives two yellow cards in the same match, they'll receive a red card and be sent off.

There are different types of kicks, for example, if a player tries to hit or hits another player, pushes, holds, spits on them, the referee will give a direct free kick in favor of the team that didn't commit the infraction, which will be executed from the place of the infraction, if it occurred inside the own penalty area, regardless of the position of the ball and whether the ball is in play, a penalty kick can be given or if a player plays in a dangerous manner or hinders an opponent, an indirect free kick will be scored in favor of the team that did not commit the infraction.

If the ball leaves the field of play over a goal line after being touched by a defending player, a corner kick will be given to the opposing team, or if it is last touched by an attacker, a goal kick will be given to the defending team and if the ball leaves the field along one of the sidelines, a throw-in will be given to the team that did not touch the ball last.

An offside is an invalid position of a player if he intervenes in a play and is in front of the penultimate opponent when the player who makes the pass stops touching the ball; However, this rule depends on other factors.

The positions are: Goalkeeper, defense (central, lateral, free and lane defense), midfielder (pivot, midfielder and interior) and forward (second forward, center forward and winger) There is also extra time and the penalty shootout, which is basically with big championships and there is a tie. Extra time would go first and if the tie is not broken in that time, they would go to penalties until there is a winner.

[ssa-sapphic]

head empty, only mommy morticia 🖤

[stephschoices]

it was the passionate kiss was it not? it got me hooked too. going to smooch them until they burst hihihi

Yes 🤭

[retquits]

oh i am turbo romancing that dragon

[demigods-posts]

i need a scene in season two when percy and annabeth go to save grover. and before the fight commences. percy and annabeth pause to tell him that they genuinely think he looks so pretty in that dress. and grover thanks them and tells them to focus on keeping him alive or he'll wear this dress to his funeral.

[cvakviigmohns]

Logging into this site to cause problems on purpose 💃

[ilikeicecoffee-blog]

I decided to do a Mareach version of this SU piece🤭❤️🩷 Instead of age, I changed it to height for Mario. Peach will always love her man, no matter how short he is compared to her😌

Credits for Steven Universe reference goes to Mewtwo3291 on DA

[neonlavander]

He did not just- 🫢

[jkvjimin]

everything you say, beautiful 🤍 | for @jinstronaut cr. namuspromised

[magnusbae]

pardon Anakin but—what?

[bluerosety-blog]

Remember when Katsuki was all, "Now I don't expect this to change a thing between us," and proceed to call Izuku by his name, and even getting fluster by saying it later. 😏 Yet he says nothing is going to change lol! 🤣🤭

Why is he such a tsundere, I can totally imagine Kacchan blushing with an angry face! 🤣🥰

[grelleswife]

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