#😈 Blitzø 😈
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nohalosinhell-archive · 1 year ago
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"Would anyone else I've fucked like to sing a song about what a piece of shit I am?"
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radi0activesmile · 1 year ago
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"Get it, sister."
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nohalosinhell-archive · 10 months ago
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Iced. The correct answer was iced, but he'd take big and creamy (heh...)
Blitzø drove a bit slower than usual so he could occasionally glance over at his passenger. The kid looked uncomfortable, but he couldn't put his finger on why. Was he cold? Or did he just feel bad for sneaking out? Or was he worried they'd get caught? Or was he wearing too many clothes? Shit. He's kind of a hard kid to read.
At least, after a few seconds, Gritt gave him something to go off of. Fuck. The big chicken's involved in this too? The taller imp rolls his eyes. "They're not tryin' to chuck you out. They wanna take you somewhere sinners can't go." He taps his claws against the steering wheel as his tail swishes angrily behind him. He knew this would happen. He knew they were going to keep treating Gritt like a charity case that needed to be wrapped in bubble wrap or else it was going to fall apart.
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"But guess what? They don't get to decide shit. They don't get to skip over to you and say 'hey, we've decided you're going to Lust for your own good.' What do you wanna do, Gritt?"
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"... the biggest creamiest fucking coffee we can get." Gritt answered, he didn't know if that was the right answer, but that was what he wanted.
It was strange being out without the collar, he wasn't ever sure if it was restrictive or comforting after a while to wear it. Being owned was dehumanizing, but he wasn't human was he.
"... I feel like people are trying to chuck me out." Gritt confessed quietly, "I overheard Asmodeus and Charlie talking. Saying I should go to Lust. If I'm too much work they should just tell me and I'll go my own way, I'm not a charity case." He was used to people not wanting him around before Vox.
Then again, that's what he'd done to Vox wasn't it? Thrown him away. Hypocrite.
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nohalosinhell-archive · 1 year ago
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Okay, so... watching two Angel Dusts fight over who gets to suck Santa's dick isn't his first choice for porn to watch...
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But he won't say no to watching it...
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theastronovastarlight · 20 days ago
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Helluva Boss Voiceover!
(I Love My Emberlynn Voice lol🩷)
Original Video: ⬇️
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nohalosinhell-archive · 1 year ago
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"EAT SHIT, MOXXIE'S DAD!"
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nohalosinhell-archive · 1 year ago
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"You think I'm above blowin' a candy-cane covered ho's brains out if he gets close to you?"
"You know I'd be laughing if I wasn't about to freak out by the fact that some weirdo is about to assassinate me, during a Christmas time nonetheless"
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ahelluvahigh · 9 days ago
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He appreciates the support of the arachnid community!
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helluverse-rp-blogs · 5 months ago
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Masterpost
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hazbinbossbrainrot · 2 years ago
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Boyfriend - Dove Cameron
Who: Stolas x Blitz
Ship name: Stolitz
Relationship: Situationship
What are the chances? Everyone's dancing partying
And (s)he's not with you
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The universe must have divined this
What am I gonna do? Not grab your wrist?
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I could be a better boyfriend than him her
I could do the shit that (s)he never did
Up all night, I won't quit
Thinking I'm gonna steal you from him her
I could be such a gentleman
Plus all my clothes would fit
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I could be a better boyfriend
I don't need to tell you twice
All the ways (s)he can't suffice
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If I could give you some advice
I would leave with me tonight
The universe must have divined this, mmm, mmm
Ladies first, baby, I insist
(Chorus 3x)
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nohalosinhell-archive · 1 year ago
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@hannah-the-small
Fortunately, Blitzø seems to know exactly where to go. He's made his way down this aisle a time or two for Loona. In order to make this as painless as possible, he tosses two different products into the small cart. They can talk about the pros and cons once they're away from nosey assholes who can't mind their own damned business.
Speaking of which, he doesn't hesitate to brush his coat away from his hip and reveal the gun tucked into his belt when a passerby glances over his shoulder to catch a glimpse at the pair.
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"Uh-huh. That's right. Move along, asshole."
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ahelluvahigh · 9 days ago
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isforever moxxie just like "sir we cannot change our business model this late"
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"I love killin' people too much to change now, Mox, but I can respect a side hustle." Especially since he. You know. Spent all their money.
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smudgeandfrank · 5 months ago
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I'm finally starting to make some Helluva Boss charms!! 💖😈💖 Blitzø, Stolas, Loona, and Octavia are first for sketching!! 💖✨️
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nohalosinhell-archive · 1 year ago
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“THAT IS WHAT GUNS ARE FOR, SIR. YOU CAN’T CONCEAL AND CARRY A CHAIR.”
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"The kind that wants to watch a real fight and not just a tantrum. If you were really mad, you would have found a chair."
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hazbinbossbrainrot · 2 years ago
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Servant: “Master Stolas, guess who’s here.”
Stolas: “My date!”
Servant: “You’re wife.”
Stolas: “I don’t have a wife. Call the police I.M.P”
Stella: “Your *ex-wife*.”
Stolas: “I’ll call the police I.M.P”
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sweetness-pop · 2 years ago
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Headcanon: Loona is secretly a DADDY'S girl....
🌟💗💖😈🐺💖💗🌟
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