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She never gave much thought into being 9'' tall... until she took on a disguise that was more than three feet shorter.

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"That's... concerning." Delphine says as she takes the teacup. "Arranged marriages are usually decided upon in order to create a more powerful union or as a peace treaty-- at least, that's what my father told me. Of course, he worships Paimon. It's quite likely that he sees all of his actions through rose-colored glasses..."

"What's happening now...?"

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"Can you imagine what could have happened had we not wed? We might be trapped with dreadfully boring life-mates."

"Or, Lucifer forbid, ugly ones."

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"Truly? Times certainly have changed since my last departure." Then again, King Paimon has more than enough heirs. Perhaps allowing this little fledgling to take flight would be easier than extending resources to keep her from running amuck in the name of teenage rebellion.

Or... perhaps those words were spoken to cloak his king's true intentions. He wouldn't put it past Paimon to be ruthless in the name of betrayal.

"That is what father seemed to imply the last time we talked about it. If I were to leave, he would afford me some things, but not everything."

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"Do you truly believe one simply walks away from the Goetia?"

"If I forsake being a goetian princess, along with the goetia as a whole, that should disqualify me from this marriage, correct?" If she threw everything away now she wouldn't have to marry that frigid icicle.

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"What's happening now...?"

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Waving an Italian flag. None the wiser.

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"It's similar to being a girl boss, beloved."

"I could 'serve cunt', as you say... if I wanted to. But you'd need to at minimum take me out to dinner first."

Clearly, he still does not know what that means.

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If you have any ideas for headcanons, plots, or relationships for our muses, now's the time to share! Send in ✏️+ your idea(s), and I'll give you my thoughts!

THIS IS HAPPENING TOMORROW.

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Random positivity / appreciation shoutout #2!

One thing I enjoy about this fandom is that there's some hive mind headcanons. Like... everyone seems to have this same thought about x or y character despite never discussing it.

When I first learned that @a-hell-of-a-time also envisions Andrealphus having a lesbian-beard-wife I (loudly) lost my mind.

T'was me.

I wanted to give them a shoutout for being so cool (swear that's not an intended pun) and welcoming when we first started following each other, for helping me find out where my newest oc fits into the Goetia world, for ranting about characters, and lore, and anime, and generic gay things, and educating young children for several hours on Discord.

Thanks for being... just a chill guy. ;)

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If you have any ideas for headcanons, plots, or relationships for our muses, now's the time to share! Send in ✏️+ your idea(s), and I'll give you my thoughts!

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Pester my muse about the relationships that you've seen them have with other muses.

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^

Having a really fantastic time right now.

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Imagine not being someone's first choice.

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Everyone: Alcohol is cool but--

Arackniss: No buts. Just gimme a bottle of gin.

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Bitches will pay so much money to watch Angel eat an egg in the sluttiest way imaginable.

He has Valentino's support.

In fact, he's getting support and an Easter basket.

The usual Easter Grass has been replaced with rolled up $20 bills. Have fun, baby.

It's a gooood day for him when 4/20 and Angel's suggestive egg eating fall on the same day.

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It's a gooood day for him when 4/20 and Angel's suggestive egg eating fall on the same day.

he's ALWAYS high as fuck