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Can she turn into a flock of bats and chase her husbutterflies?

If he sees another piece of paper needing reviewed and signed he's going to turn into a pack of butterflies and skedaddle

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"Offer to scratch her eyes out is still on the table."

Was betrothed once.

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♢      —        send  [ THEY’RE A 10 BUT … ]  and finish it in my muse’s inbox.

the-smallest-star asked: Andrealphus is a ten... BUT HE'S A LITTLE PLOTTING SHIT

"It's only plotting until one is victorious. After that it's called winning."

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♢      —        send  [ THEY’RE A 10 BUT … ]  and finish it in my muse’s inbox.

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"What the flying fuck did I just walk in on?"

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On the subject of joke ships:

Last April, I was showing someone different video clips from the Cats musical, and during Magical Mr. Mistoffelees I told them that, depending on the director of the show, Mr. Mistoffelees and Rum Tum Tugger are a couple, to which the person replied

You mean Husk and the Valentino-Cat?

And that's lived in my head rent free for ten months.

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While Delphine had disguised herself as an entirely different species, if one knew what to look for... most sinners who walked through this district walked lackadaisically while they had their eyes on a piece of technology gripped tightly in their hands, or they were walking quite purposefully for a destination. This sinner's eyes scanned the area carefully as she walked. She had never been here. Her father would likely die if he knew she had come to this district of all places.

There was also something regal about her stance-- something that had clearly been practiced and rehearsed to the point that any other stride was unthinkable. Likewise, there was something imposing about her own attire; befitting the holiday, she wore red. A red dress with golden trim. When the neon lights hit her, some parts of her clothing glowed-- as if they were made of armor.

Was she going on a date? Going to war? It was difficult to say...

and that was the biggest giveaway of all-- at least, for Phel, it would be. Her desire to command one of her father's legions was one she had spoken about to only a close few.

When she first caught his eye, she came to a... more abrupt halt than intended. His casual garb looks... very nice on him (and almost too on the nose for what she would describe as an ideal date outfit). Her heels clacked against pavement as she quickly crossed the plaza to greet him.

"I must say, casual looks very nice on you, Phel."

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He hoped the meeting place would have been obvious, but this plaza was quite large. Across the street from that massive telecom tower the Vees ran, Duedephelon stood in a tattered wool jacket and cravat that was a good deal more modern than his usual attire. His cane and watch were still practically glued to his person otherwise.

Delphine had said she would be wearing a disguise in her letter. The familiar she had sent to deliver it had been tucked into his coat, hiding from sight until she arrived. He wasn't sure how good the Marquess was as hiding herself, so he presumed the usual tells. He looked for someone of her height and carried herself in a similar way. He would also need to be on the lookout for any figure who would be looking for him in return.

"Which one are you?" He asks himself scanning the crowd, "Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who?"

Then he finally saw her and nodded.

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The look of sheer relief on Arackniss' face was quickly masked by ticklish chuckles. The last time he was forward with Pierre-- it ended in disaster, and while, in the back of his mind, he could chalk that up to the worst possible timing on his part... it still felt like waltzing back into a mine field.

"'m glad y'er here," he says after a short pause, his expression relaxing the slightest margin as he wraps one set of arms around Pierre's waist.

It's fine. Just. Don't make any grand gestures.

He beamed, cupping Niss' face in his hands as he peppered his face in kisses. Arackniss might give him mixed signals and make him go through a existential crisis on a daily basis but he'd take what affection he could get from the emotionally stunted spider.

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Vox and Val Valentine's art for playmats and posters available via Shark Robot February 13, 2023. Art by GasuGuma.

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"You too~"

"Happy Valentines day." Have a smooch from the flea

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"You hold him and I punch?"

*glares at Lucifer and Gabe being friendly.*

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Inbox me a ‘ღ’ and I’ll rate you with the following:

the-smallest-star asked: ღ Gritt and Delphine

Romantic attraction: none | very low | low | medium | high | very high | extreme Sexual attraction: none | very low | low | medium | high | very high | extreme Aesthetic attraction: none | very low | low | medium | high | very high | extreme Sensual attraction: none | very low | low | medium | high | very high | extreme

These would all probably be extreme if she didn't feel like just another fan and that any emotional connection they have is all in her head.

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Inbox me a ‘ღ’ and I’ll rate you with the following:

keeperofquestions asked: ღ for Delphine

Romantic attraction: none | very low | low | medium | high | very high | extreme Sexual attraction: none | very low | low | medium | high | very high | extreme Aesthetic attraction: none | very low | low | medium | high | very high | extreme Sensual attraction: none | very low | low | medium | high | very high | extreme

What am I feeling? Is it a feeling?

Could I be feeling somehow?

All this time I've never truly had one--

Why would I be starting now?

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Inbox me a ‘ღ’ and I’ll rate you with the following:

@hazbinsandweirdos asked: ღ for Niss

Romantic attraction: none | very low | low | medium | high | very high | extreme Sexual attraction: none | very low | low | medium | high | very high | extreme Aesthetic attraction: none | very low | low | medium | high | very high | extreme Sensual attraction: none | very low | low | medium | high | very high | extreme

He remains horrific at expressing any of this... but a certain flea has had his heart for a considerable amount of time.

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Inbox me a ‘ღ’ and I’ll rate you with the following:

Romantic attraction: none | very low | low | medium | high | very high | extreme Sexual attraction: none | very low | low | medium | high | very high | extreme Aesthetic attraction: none | very low | low | medium | high | very high | extreme Sensual attraction: none | very low | low | medium | high | very high | extreme

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There's some heart shaped smoke headed for those titties.

"Keep forgettin' it's tits out Tuesday. Ah' like this much betta' than chewsday. Might be gay, but ah' still like boobies. All boobies. Boobies are great."

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No words. Only titties and love.