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[rosieselfships]

finished the new hsr quest and im sooo insane about him rn

[hanzajesthanza]

i feel like i just got so used to ciri and how natural ciri and geralt’s relationship left, via being introduced to the witcher via witcher 3, and then reading the middle of the saga before i finished the short stories…

that i never really innately picked up on the fact that ciri turning out to be geralt’s daughter and not his son was… uhm, part of the entire surprise, let’s put it that way :’)

geralt and ciri are just soooo natural as a father and daughter duo that i can’t imagine it any other way, if ciri had been a boy this would have been way less remarkable as a series, there would be no witcher series as we know it. so to me ciri being a girl was the normal and default, expected way things were supposed to go.

even when i read a question of price-sword of destiny-something more for the first times, i was like “ok” when ciri being a girl was a switch of expectations: geralt (and, supposedly, the reader) having expected pavetta to have a son. like… “alright, it’s a girl, so what.”

i had to be informed about how this was an intentional shock… not only because i’m not a parent, but i mean, well, ultrasounds get mixed up all the time, right… it’s not so uncommon to have a kid and be surprised by the gender…

and because of this, i was more inclined to eyeroll at blood of elves being preachy with going over ciri’s biological sex what seemed like ten million times in chapters two and three… what with the whole “daughter has her first period” subplot, ciri upset over her lack of potential strongmanship, and the witchers mostly relying on triss for guidance in raising a girl. the moral being both “just raise her like any other child” and “be sensitive to her needs that you’re blind to…”

although i still think these segments have visibly aged and date the series (not inherently a bad thing, just a quality of it)… they do make more sense when i try to empathize more with the perspective of a new father… who didn’t know he was receiving a girl… who thought she died… who only got her back through a miracle… and having to raise a girl… that’s not a young child anymore, not yet a teen, but is very shortly going to start going through puberty?! it’s like growing up in the desert, just learning what water is, and then getting thrown into the ocean.

because “having to raise a girl” still doesn’t seem that strange to me, but then i remember geralt didn’t see a woman and only had heard about them as a concept until he was an adult (because “warrior-monk” realness), he grew up with a hole in his heart that his absent mother bore, he lives in a highly gendered society, he experiences hostility from everybody of course but especially from women and girls, who take fright at him for… specific reasons explained by the old women in edge of the world…

no, geralt’s not helpless, but i forget, because he acts normal, but… (i mean, although he has issues, he could have really gone off his rocker with regards to women, a little sacrifice confirms this and vilgefortz embodies this) i forget that geralt’s inexperience with women… mostly manifesting in anxiety and both uncertain and impulsive behavior… like ghosting with a nosegay of flowers, the “dear friend” and all… would affect his view of the gender as a whole, including how he sees ciri. and it does.

in his situation, yes, having to raise a girl does intensify the element of “what the fuck am i doing”. especially as a single dad.

and although i do like it when the pov shifts from geralt in the saga but just to another person in the room, for how he becomes more of a distant and enigmatic figure, seeing him through others’ eyes always makes fills me with this uncertainty. buuuut, i would fucking adore blood of elves chapters two and three through geralt’s eyes just for how much of an emotional wreck he must have been… and trying not to show it to her :(

[kindahoping4forever]

📸: Jamie Rice

[moonyasnow]

Some OC doodles

And a surprise solo appearance from Malleus!

[eldritchmusing]

I'm having some thoughts, specifically about everyone's theorized date for the release/trailer drop for Hazbin vs the one confirmed for the Helluva Boss drop.

Mostly that if it's true that the Hazbin trailer/whole series is dropping on 7/7 while the Helluva Boss one is dropping on 7/8, then that's just kinda proof that Vivzie Can't Run Things For Shit.

Because why would you release two things literally a day from each other? Like you are going to draw away views from one for the other which, let's be real, isn't going to be Hazbin.

Like I'm half hoping that the fans who are theorizing that it's going to be released on 7/7 because of the slot machine in the back of the most recent Hazbin post are wrong, but if they are indeed wrong, I know there's going to be a storm of fans who are going to be genuinely upset.

On the flipside, you're probably going to have a lot of fans dropping Helluva, because from what I've seen, a lot of people mostly got into Helluva to tide themselves over until Hazbin dropped. So if the Hazbin trailer gets dropped or god forbid the entire series, you know that Helluva Boss views are going to drop even sharper than before.

TLDR; as I see it Vivzie is kinda fucked with either product and it's going to be kinda funny to see her realize this in real time, if it does happen.

[thelastgaywarden]

the wildest thing about making solas heterosexual so that hes not a depraved bisexual or whatever is that... he destroyed the world/created the veil by trying to dethrone (and imprison) god-slavers so he's still the insane leftist trope tbh

[reputayswift]

he was a CAD 💃💃💃😏💃🧍‍♀️💃 wanted her BAD 😏👉🧍‍♀️ just like any good TROphy HUNTer 🏆🏆🏆😏 🏹🏆🏆🏆 and she liked the way it tastes 🤷‍♀️ taming a bear 🎪🐻🫷🙂‍↔️ making him care 🧸💕🥰 watching him jump 🧜‍♀️🏊‍♂️🛶 then pulling him UNDer 🏃🤏🧜‍♀️🌊 and at first blush ☝️☺️ this is fate 🌌✍️😍 when it’s all roses 🌹👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨🌹 portrait poses 👩‍❤️‍👨👫 central park lake in tiny rowboats 🚣‍♀️🚣‍♂️🗽 “what a charming saturday!” 🥰💭🗓️ that’s when she SEES 👀‼️ the littlest LEAKS 💦👀‼️ down in the floorboards 👇💦🚣‍♂️ and she JUST knows ☝️🧐💡 she MUST bolt 🏊‍♀️🛶🧍‍♂️ started with a kiss 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨 “oh we MUST stop meeting like this!” 🤣💬🥰 but it always ends up with a town car speed-ing 🚕💨🧍‍♂️❓ out the drive one even-ing 🤷‍♂️🌌 ended with the slam of a door 🏃‍♀️💨💥🚪 then he’ll call her a “WHORE!” 🤬🗯️ wish he wouldn’t be sore 🤷‍♀️🤕 but as she was leaving…🏃‍♀️💨 it felt like breathing~ 😮😮‍💨😌 all her f🫶cking lives flashed before her eyeyeyeyes 🦋🎇🏰🧣🗽🐍💘🏕️🌳🕰️🪶👁️👁️ it feels like the time 🥶 she fell through the IiIiiIiiice ⛸️👇🧊 🏊‍♀️ and. came. out. a-live. 🥶😮😮‍💨😇👍

[rosieselfships]

thanks hsr trailer for giving me this view of my boy

[starboundsingularities]

the jurist system seems really cool i hope they keep using it :-)

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🌈 lawsbian Follow

hey girl. am i a suspect. because you can "court" me any time

🧊 just--ice Follow

try.

🌈 lawsbian Follow

hey girl. am i a suspect. because you can "try" me any time

🌈 lawsbian Follow

hey girl. are you a lawyer. because you can "try" to "court" me any time

🌈 lawsbian Follow

hey girl. am i on trial.

🌈 lawsbian Follow

i'm determined to make this work btw

🌈 lawsbian Follow

hey girl. law

🔪 violencekilling Follow

hey girl. are you a murderer. because ow ough ouch agh stop stabbing me

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🌟 rockliker270 Follow

guys watch out hes gonna shelly de kill you

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🎀 copiicat Follow

they called me to the witness stand and the defense attorney just shouted "BOOOOOO WE HATE YOUR PUSSY"

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🧇 edible-evidence Follow

look if i was on trial and the guy prosecuting me started advertising his music i'd just plead guilty. avoid the embarrassment of getting put in prison by a guy who basically used the trial to say "this blew up btw here's my soundcloud"

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⚖️ courtofpublicopinions Follow

💞 lawveyourself Follow

didnt miles edgeworth defend someone in a case once

⛲ fountainoftruth Follow

do you know the difference between a prosecutor and a defense attorney

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💟 longingforyou Follow

being rivals isn't enough i need to kiss you

💟 longingforyou Follow

who the fuck is evil magistrate

💟 longingforyou Follow

STOP TAGGING THIS WITH LAWYERS?????

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🐈 nyattorney Follow

they hired a guy to stand in court and shout "GET A ROOM YOU TWO" whenever the lawyers start getting a little too homoerotic

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💥 courtroomchaos Follow

your honor i know all the evidence points to my client being guilty. but come on you have to admit he kinda ate right

💼 courtofwaw Follow

mia fey when they had phoenix wright on trial

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🔍 thuthseeker Follow

ok hot take but i feel like these lawyers should maybe not be allowed to drag literal children to court with them?? how many people have gotten genuinely actually fucking SHOT in court and they're just ok bringing fucking 8 year olds in?

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💼 courtofwaw Follow

happy almost christmas to all who celebrate

💫 dizzydreamers124 Follow

it's march

🎄 holidazed Follow

happy almost christmas :)

😈 knownjaywalker Follow

WHO is putting this on my dash

👁️ cymorgue Follow

STOP POSTING THIS. IT IS JUNE.

🐼 pandastar91 Follow

ITS ALMOST CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!

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💽 platinumcourtrecord Follow

evil gavinners be like. innocent hate. this is a nothing post

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🥚 eggvidenced Follow

STOP asking me about the dl-6 post idc idc look even phoenix wright forged evidence once shut up

📕 lexculpatory Follow

he didn't forge the evidence, though. it was kristoph gavin who ordered the forgery. this was covered in the trial of vera misham. if you're going to try to compare yourself to well known figures, you could at least check the veracity of your claims.

🥚 eggvidenced Follow

yeah well. he might have. on a different case or something.

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🃏 thecourtjester Follow

i tried to take the bar exam but they didnt let me because i wasnt cunty and traumatized enough

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🦀 mad_libz_87 Follow

when will global studios realize that i do not WANT another shitty steel samurai spinoff i just want the original show back

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she present on my evidence til i reach a verdict

⚖️ courtofpublicopinions Follow

WRONG BLOLG. DON'T REBLOG THIS. DELETE POST DELETE POST DELETE POST I SWEAR WE'RE PROFESSIONALS HERE

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👑 courtroyals Follow

"we need more great prosecutors" you guys couldn't even handle manfred von karma

🧊 just--ice Follow

didn't he kill someone?

👑 courtroyals Follow

irrelevant. you guys couldn't handle him.

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law: i'm so law

lawyer, who needs to one up everyone no matter what: i'm more law than you

🏛️ lawyest Follow

hi

📋 lawandwhoreder Follow

you've got to be fucking kidding me

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why is it always murders with lawblr. why don't we ever talk about divorce or something

[kindahoping4forever]

📸: Andy Deluca

[always-just-red]

I wanted a slightly suggestive fluff with the twins if that's alright👁️👄👁️

A scenario in which they're finally done with Sylus's tasks for the day and get to spend some time with MC

CRYINGGG anon I low-key did deviate from the brief but I had this idea and I just ended up running with it. I hope you enjoy, regardless! I went into this ambivalent towards Luke and Kieran but something just possessed me honestly. Also dragged Sylus into it because there's no way in hell I wasn't subjecting him to this dynamic!! 😇 (I made MC here separate from canon MC for plot reasons, but if you want a fic with the twins and canon MC, just let me know!)

Onychinus' Finest

Luke and Kieran x Reader

Summary: All in a day's work for Sylus's loyal and committed worker bees crows

Genre: fluff & shenanigans

Warnings/Additional tags: MDNI (not smut but it's a lil spicy and I'd rather play it safe tbh), f!reader, nonMC!reader, platonic Sylus x reader, humour, swearing, suggestion, kisses, the twins are just obsessed with your legs honestly and who could blame them

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Disclaimer: Characters belong to Love and Deepspace. All work is my own, so please don't repost or plagiarise!

Your call connects almost instantly.

“What?” Sylus hisses from the other end, and you get the impression he’s disappointed.

“Oof,” you groan, smiling, “what’s the matter, boss? Waiting on a call from a certain Deepspace Hunter?”

There’s silence in your ear, but not far from you, Kieran snickers. Your smile broadens. “You have three seconds,” Sylus seethes, with the precarity of a pot that could boil over at any moment, “to tell me what I want to hear.”

Three seconds is a bit of a push. You’re sat on a desk and Kieran is tapping away at the computer beside you, the light of the screen catching the sharp features of his mask; he looks like something from a horror story. You nudge his knee with your foot. He glances at you.

Wrap it up, you signal with a twirl of your forefinger.

His mask tilts downwards, almost imperceptibly, and you know he’s glaring at you from behind it. He flashes his middle finger back and you chuckle, watching him return to his work. “Files should be on their way shortly,” you explain to Sylus, because you know when to stop pushing your luck. “Ever’s upped the security on these damn computers. The device that guy sold you didn’t do shit.”

It’s also now pieces of a device, shattered against the floor from when Kieran had thrown it down and stepped on it in frustration. You’re not gonna mention that.

Sylus sighs impatiently, but there’s a hint of regret. “I knew there was something off about that deal. Do you think he tipped them off?”

You glance around the room and it’s littered with bodies. Not dead! Just… unconscious. At least, most of them, you think. “Yeah…” you muse. It was a lot more security than there should have been in a high-rise office in the middle of the night. “You might be onto something there, boss.”

Another sigh from Sylus. You watch Luke as he finishes looting— wait, no— checking the last of the security guards for anything helpful. He’s found a phone and he’s staring down at it, head tilted, reminding you of Mephisto. You briefly wonder what came first: the crow masks or the crow-like behaviour. Maybe you’ll ask Sylus one day.

Luke lifts the phone, holding it at arm’s length, and you realise he’s taking a selfie. He pivots until you and Kieran are in the background, and you lean into the frame, making a peace sign with your free hand. The moment is captured. Luke tosses the phone over his shoulder and it hits the floor with a crack.

“Are you all alright?” Sylus checks, and you know his eyes are burning with frustration, even though you can’t see them. He wears a mask too— most of the time— it’s just a little more figurative than yours or the twins’. You’re an expert at reading past them by now.

“Yeah,” you say, “we signed up for this, remember? You’ve got the best of the best, right here.” You glance between Luke and Kieran. “Well, the best of the best and her sidekicks.”

“Hey!” Kieran interjects. “You wanna have a go on this computer?”

“No,” you lilt back sweetly. What’s he gonna do— make you? Sure enough, he goes back to tapping away, his head sagging slightly, and you can tell he’s pouting.

Luke has wandered closer to the pair of you. “How much longer?” he whines, throwing himself into a wheely chair, setting it on a slow collision course with Kieran’s. You stop it with your leg.

“Shut up,” Kieran snaps. “At least I’m doing something.”

“I can do something,” Luke retorts. He captures your ankle, pulling it away from the leg of his chair, and rests a hand on your shin.

“Something isn’t in the mood right now.” You lift your foot from his grasp, inching it up his lower abdomen, and he groans as you plant it against his chest. “So unprofessional,” you tut.

You’d stifled your phone against your chest, but you can hear a deep voice leaking out of it. “Say that again, boss?” you request, bringing it back to your ear.

“How long is this going to take?” Sylus repeats.

“Not long. You know what they say, though…” You meet the eyes of Luke’s mask. Your tone drops: “All good things to those who wait.”

Luke’s chair squeaks, rolling back as you push him away with a soft kick.

“Fine,” Sylus murmurs, “Mephisto is with me. Stay on the line, and send the files through when you can. I’ll check them before you leave. If they knew we were coming, there’s a chance that—”

“Yeah, yeah, I get the picture,” you interrupt. You get Kieran’s attention again, then gesture between the computer and the phone. The beak of his mask dips as he nods.

Luke has used your lapse of focus to draw himself close to you again. He takes your ankle once more and guides it to rest in his lap, one hand tight— holding you in place— and the other deftly undoing the buckles on your boot. After a few clinks, he pulls it from your foot, the leather dragging down over your skin and leaving it cold. He throws the boot at his twin’s leg.

Kieran huffs as it tumbles to the floor. He doesn’t look away from the computer, but you know he wants to. Now that’s professional.

Decidedly committed to another priority, Luke draws shapes on your lower leg, his finger grazing over your shin and ankle. He’s staring down, fixated, and maybe they aren’t shapes— maybe they’re letters. Every stroke of his finger is deliberate. You could ask what he’s writing, but you really don’t care so long as it’s more than a word or two.

If it is, he doesn’t have the patience for it. His fingers walk higher, stopping only as they reach your knee. The fabric of your dress is draped over your leg and he pushes it aside, letting it slink closer to the floor. He looks up at you, head angled like a question.

“Any progress?” Sylus asks.

You’re holding your phone between your ear and your shoulder, both hands splayed on the desk beside you so you can lean slightly back. “Getting there,” you say, lips curving. You’re not looking at the computer.

You could swear you hear Luke laugh, but it’s ever so faint. He rests his whole hand on you, warming your lower leg with broader strokes, and whatever he wrote has been erased. Your breath catches as his touch moves above your knee, and it’s a tiny sound; no-one would notice.

Kieran’s mask turns towards you. “Oh, come on,” he sighs. “No fair.”

It’s an intimate art: seeing behind a mask. You have to notice everything.

“So hurry up,” Luke answers, his voice heavier than the last time he spoke. His chest rises and falls with every breath, just a little slower, a little deeper.

Kieran rolls his eyes—you guess, from the listless way his attention goes back to the screen— and you detect a huff. “Not fair,” he says to himself. He repeats it as he punches keys with his fingers: “Not fair. Not fair.”

Luke shakes his head gently: a fond exasperation rather than anything serious. He rolls his chair closer until he’s framed by your legs, then lifts your ankle to rest on his shoulder. His fingers curl, the pads of them brushing over the top of your foot idly, but it tickles, so you try to pull away. He grasps your ankle again. “Nuh-uh, kitten,” he teases.

It’s one of your favourite in-jokes; you laugh. Sylus can still hear you, and you’re glad he doesn’t know it’s at his expense. “Something funny?” he asks. Maybe he does know.

“Yeah,” you say. He could string you upside-down with his Evol and you’d still never tell him what.

Luke is chuckling to himself, and the sound changes as he lifts his mask just enough to free the lower half of his face. It’s not the first time, but it sobers you instantly. He turns to press his lips to your ankle, leans in— kisses further up. Leans in again— his mouth moves higher.

“Why so wriggly?” he speaks into your knee. “Stop.”

“You stop,” you counter, reaching forward to grab one of the horns peeking out of his hood. You use it to pull him away. Make him look at you. “Your little book on conquest doesn’t work on me.”

His lips widen into a smirk.  

“What book?” Sylus’s voice echoes.

You smirk as well. “Ask your pet hunter.”

You’re interrupted by a thud and your head spins. Kieran is standing up, slapping the top of the computer in frustration. “C’mon, work!” he urges. “So freakin’ slow.”

“Ah, ah, ah.” You shoo him away from the computer like you would a too-friendly pigeon from your lunch.

He flaps back in answer, his hand engaging yours in a brief slap-fight before he backs down. He slumps into his chair, defeated. “It’s almost there,” he groans, folding his arms. “Hey, Luke? Wanna swap?”

“No.”

“Do it,” you prompt.

Luke’s head rolls begrudgingly. “Yes ma’am. Jeez.” He plants a warm kiss on your leg again before clambering out from underneath it, pulling his mask back down over his face.

Another moment later and Kieran is in front of you instead. “You ok?” you wonder out loud.

“Bored.” He rests his head sideways on your thigh. His fingers find your bare lower leg and he runs them up, down, up, down, but it’s soft and purposeless. Soon, his head lifts— thin, red eyes staring up at you. The gaze doesn’t waver as he leans back in his chair and starts to unfasten your other boot.

“She’s gonna get cold,” Luke quips from the computer.

“Nah. She’s not.”

Your skin prickles as Kieran pulls away your boot, like a reflection of his brother, but tortuously more slow. He lets the cool air of the room set in. “Huh,” he corrects himself. “Maybe she is.”

You get the sense you’re being punished; both of them are petty. You’re pettier, though. “Sylus?” you speak into the phone.

“Mmm?”

“Did I ever tell you about the time that Kieran— ah!”

In a heartbeat Kieran has lifted his mask— not enough, but enough— and planted a kiss above your knee. His hand is around your leg, pushing it further from the other, and you can’t help but gasp again.

“What are you…” Sylus starts to ask, but then he changes his mind. “No. I don’t want to know.”

“You sure, boss?” you chuckle breathlessly. “It might surprise you.”

“Nothing would surprise me at this point, sweetie. Those files had better be on their way.”

You tear your gaze away from Kieran to glance over at Luke. He’s sat, propped on an elbow, his chin in his palm, and he’s definitely not looking at the computer. He sits up straight under your scrutiny. Turns to the screen. After a few more drums of the keyboard, he gives you a thumbs up.

“Got it,” Sylus chimes in, no doubt perusing the files already. “Nothing seems amiss. Nice work.”

“Thanks, boss,” you grin. “I’ve been working very, very hard.”

The phone is snatched from your hand. “She has, sir!” Kieran speaks into it. He stands, putting it on speaker before setting it down beside you. “I think she deserves the night off.”

There’s a crash as he shoves the computer from the desk, and Luke leans back, swinging his feet up onto the now empty space. He lifts his mask marginally to put two fingers to his lips, whistling in celebration. There’s a slow clap for good measure, too.

Kieran bows to him with a flourish. Then to you; you bow your head back.

“I’m hanging up,” Sylus states plainly.

“Ok,” you chirp, distracted. “I hope she calls you soon, boss!”  

“I don’t… I’m not…” your leader stutters. He reconsiders. “Thank you. Don’t think, however, that I’m—”

He doesn’t get to finish the warning, threat, or whatever else it was. Luke’s finger stands proudly on the phone, still connected to the ‘end call’ button. “What?” he dismisses as you and Kieran look at him. “I slipped! If boss asks, you saw me slip.”

“I did see it,” Kieran nods.

“I saw it too,” you add solemnly.  

There’s silence for a single moment, and there’s never silence with you three around. It lasts as long as it usually does.

You all burst into laughter.

[eldritchmusing]

I just realized it's so funny for V/vzie to completely miss the point of "hey can you use colors other than red" because there were other colors (yellows, blacks, greys) it was that most of her characters never pop out from the background that they're up against.

This was ESPECIALLY shown with Ch/z, who was made completely green in a mostly green landscape. Like wow that's just missing the entire point of what we were complaining about!!

Like for example, making A/gel D/st pink wouldn't be a bad idea IF she didn't put him on a pink background. Same with Sir Pentious and putting him on a yellow background.

I have OCs who are single colors (mostly for story reasons) but I never have the background color be anything that was used for the main body because guess what: It just looks bad!!

Also the lack of varients of the colors also bugs me. Like it's either neon colors, put; no inbetweens.

And I would excuse it if she was like a young up-and-coming artist. But no, she went to art college and she's 30 years old she should start acting like it.

Sorry if that got a little to mean at the end but god it's frustrating.

[inktopuck]

miss honey | jack hughes social media au (pt.3)

pt.2

jackhughes

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jackhughes speaking with bar down about this season and what you can expect from us!

colecaufield we're sweeping y'all, get ready!

l_hughes06 in your dreams little man

_quinnhughes oh wow very grown man of you jackie, they're giving you responsibilities woww

_alexturcotte question: will it all be "uh" and "ahh" ? i don't want to get bored while on the treadmill

curtislazar95 i should've been the one invited to do this, i've always been told i've got a good face for the radio!

l_hughes06 it'll be on digital platforms, grandpa

curtislazar95 rusty! buddy! nobody asked you

yournamelastname great just what we needed another man with access to a microphone

jackhughes you didn't mind me having a microphone while i saved your ass from making a fool of yourself at karaoke

yournamelastname that was the worst rendition of pink pony club i've ever heard though

yournamelastname

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yournamelastname got to sit up front // JACKass relegated me to the back after half an hour #homebound

jackhughes yeah and if you complain about it again i'm tying you to the roof the rest of the drive

trevorzegras bro are you commenting while driving???? don't put miss honey in danger like that

jackhughes we're at a rest stop, dumbass

yournamelastname miss honey??

trevorzegras yeah like the teacher in matilda 😇 the cute, nice one, i mean

yournamelastname that's so sweet trev 😭

jackhughes oh it's trev now is it

l_hughes06 to be fair i really needed to stretch my legs so the trade was merciful

yournamelastname it's not my fault you're built like a giraffe my dude (love you just the same, pookums)

elblue6 if i told you jack and y/n used to be the sweetest to each other would you believe me

nicohischier no

colecaufield no

_alexturcotte no

trevorzegras no

l_hughes06 my memory doesn't go that far back, so no

_quinnhughes i was there and even i don't believe it

elblue06🔒

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elblue6 i told you these babies were once on amicable terms!

l_hughes06 this looks fake

_quinnhughes mom they're literally biting each other's heads off over dinner i want to jump into the lake and not come out

bradytkachuk i've seen this before mrs hughes they'll end up married

yournamelastname delete immediately

colecaufield i love friends to enemies to lovers

jackhughes WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

colecaufield that's a book trope you illiterate ape

jackhughes i literally read 50 books a year

colecaufield none that matter though

yournamelastname that's not me!!

jackhughes don't lie

l_hughes06

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l_hughes6 meet our new roommate! ((bear, not Y/N))

jackhughes thank god

yournamelastname you WISH i was your roommate

jackhughes i would move out

yournamelastname great! i could live with luke and bear!

trevorzegras oh miss honey you might be cuter than the puppy

jackhughes would you stop it

yournamelastname no he can go on

colecaufield that's.... 👀👀👀👀

jackhughes do you have a death wish z

yournamelastname i'm not THAT bad

jackhughes not what i meant

colecaufield 👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️

pt. 4

[moonlit-clary-sage]

It's been a long road 🛣️🚘 Gettin'🏃‍♂️ from there 🌎 to here 🌌 It's been a long time ⏰⌛ But my time ⌚ is finally near 😤💯🔥 I will see 👁️ my dream 😴🛌 come alive 🌿 at last 💪🙏 I will touch the sky 🌌 An' they're not gonna hold 💁‍♂️ me down ⬇️ no more 🙅‍♂️👎 No they're not gonna change 🪙👛 my mind 🧠🤯

‘Cause I've got faith 🙏👼 of the heart 💗💖 I'm going 🏃‍♂️ where my heart ❤️ will take me 🌠🌌 I've got faith 😇 to believe ✨🌟 I can do anything 😤💯 I've got strength 💪🏋️‍♂️ of the soul ❤️ An' no one's gonna bend ⤵️ or break 💔 me 💪😤 I can reach 🙆‍♂️ any star ✨🌟🌠 I've got faith 🙏I've got faith 👼😇🙏 Faith 😇 of the heart 💖💕❤️💞💓💗

[taegimood]

beomi has me tweakin lately so a slew of random thoughts:

first of all, beomgyu is fr the type to follow you into the bathroom after sex to sit in there w you while you pee 💀

bestfriend!perv!gyu who’s always shamelessly begging to let him finger you — “you know what they say about us guitar players 😏” “wtf gyu” “🫠” — and one day when you finally agree he’s just sat there like 👁️👄👁️ before quickly scrambling up to go sit at his desk and trim his nails until they’re perfectly short and won’t hurt you (you laugh at him but he ends up giving you the best fingering of your life) and the rest is history. from then on, it’s like a routine; watching a movie on the couch? beomgyu is there with his face buried between your legs. making something in the kitchen? he’s stood behind you with an arm around your front, knuckle-deep in your pussy. feeling tired and need to sit down? just sit on his face instead and kill 2 birds w one stone! <3

beomgyu who loves it messy, loves to eat your pussy like a starved man, wet and sloppy and shameless as he keeps his mischievous eyes locked on yours as you fall apart; loves holding you down on his face and using his hands on your ass to grind your dripping pussy all over his tongue, grinning up at you breathlessly when you have to literally pull his hair to hold his head away from you as you force him to come up for air. and gyu loooves when he gets you drooling all over his cock, deepthroating it until there’s strings of spit and cum dripping from your lips down his shaft, and when he fucks you he loves to cum on your tummy, your tits, your ass, your face, anywhere — if he’s feeling extra freaky, even cumming onto your pussy before diving down to eat you out with it 😩 nasty nasty boy..

also thinking abt bf!gyu with his injury lately, getting so tired and discouraged, you just wanna do all the work for him.. “just relax baby.. let me make you feel good, you deserve it.” riding him until he’s a whimpering mess, so subby as he lets go and allows you to take such good care of him <3

also sometimes tries to get away w being a brat and pulls the “you can’t be mean to me cuz i’m crippled 😇” card

all i’m saying is, yeonjun better be careful cuz beomgyu is out here wrecking my wrecker rn

[jerrydevine]

you 🫵 might have 🔍 noticed ☝️i 🧑‍🚒 almost died ☠️. again 🔁. yeah 👍 i've had a lot of close 🤏 calls 📞. this one 1️⃣ wasn't 🚫🙅 even my closest 🤏☠️. yeah 😞😥 eddie 😟. just ☝️ 🛑 let me finish 🤫. after 💁 the last 🔁 time 🕜, when that well 🕳️🏗️ collapsed 💔🤕 on top of me 🧑‍🚒❤️‍🩹... which you 🫵 survived 👼. after 💁 that... it got me 💬 thinking 💭🤔. you know, what ❓would happen to 🤓christopher 👶🧒 if i hadn't ☠️? so i 👁️ went 🏃 to my attorney ⚖️🧑‍💼 and changed ↩️ my will 📜🖋️. so someday 🗓️ if i didn't 🚫🙅 make it ☠️... 🤓 christopher 🧒 would be taken🧑‍🍼 care of 🫂. by you 🫵😇. what⁉️‼️ it's in ⬇️ my will 📜✍️, if i 👁️ die ☠️, you 🫵 become 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 christopher's 🤓🧒 legal ⚖️ guardian 👨‍👦. uh 😮 i 👁️ mean how ❓ does that 🤔 even work 💼? don't you 🫵 need ✅my consent 🤝💯? my attorney ⚖️🧑‍💼 said you 🫵 could ✅ refuse 🙅🚫. you 🫵 know ✅ i wouldn't 🙅😟. nah 😏, i know ✅ you 🙅 wouldn't 🚫. i mean, he 🧒🤓 has grandparents 👵👴, other family 👨‍👨‍👦. yeah 😔😞. after 💁 shannon 🧍‍♀️ left 🏃, they all tried 🤲 to guilt 😔 me into giving 🤲🤝 christopher 🧒🤓 to them 👴👵. it's not 🙅🚫 what i wanted ❤️ then 🗓️, it's not 🚫 what i want ❤️ now 📍. if it came 🧍 to that 😡😤, wouldn't they 👵👴 fight 💪👊🥊 for him 🧒🤓? i don't know 🤔. maybe 🤷. probably 🫢🙄😒. but no one 🚫🧍 will ever 👊 fight 🥊 for my 🤲 son 🧒🤓👨‍👦 as hard 💪 as you 🫵. that 🫂 is what i 👁️ want ❤️ for him 🧒🤓. well ☝️, you 🫵 said 🗣️ you did this 📜✍️ last year 🎉🗓️. why 🤨 are you 🫵 just telling 💬 me now 📍? because 😮‍💨, evan ☺️🥰😠🤗, you 🫵 came in ⬇️ here 🏥 the other day ↩️📆 and you 🗣️ said 🗣️ you thought 💭 it would have ↩️ been better 😁👍 if it had 🚒🧑‍🚒 been you 🫵 who was shot 🔫🩸. you 🫵 act 🎭🦸 like you're 🧍 expendable ☠️💔. but you're 🫵 wrong ❌🙅.