#😂 problem solved

[pr1ncessk1tty]

“That doesn’t exis-“

“You’re asking for too mu-“

“Where are you going to find tha-“

“Your standards are too h-“

“Well I can’t d-“

Me:

[bobosbillionsknives]

Millions must waste their lives chasing after an unattainable delusioned reality

[storiesofaot]

You know, there’s actually solid evidence that Hange loves Levi (in my humble opinion, of course xD)!

In the OVA “Ilse’s Notebook”, when Hange grabs Oluo because he’d been kind of making fun of her, she starts talking about Levi. How, if Captain Levi would want to kill Oluo, Oluo would have to study his every move (taste in women, eating habits, bowel movements - I feel like Hange is projecting everything she's yearning to know about Levi here xD) in order to actually have a chance to survive and beat Levi. And she’s using that image to explain to Oluo what she is trying to do with the Titans. This means that the same feelings she has towards Titans also apply to Levi, because she needed to find an example that fits her feelings toward Titans! Let me break it down even further:

Hange + Titans = ❤️

Titans = Levi

Hange + Levi = ❤️

There it is, it’s a simple equation, problem solved!! 😆

(And no, please don’t tell me she only chose Levi as an example because he is Oluo’s superior and squad leader, because I. Won’t. Accept. It. 😂)

[good-beanswrites]

Remembering how Futa said in one timeline that there’s no way a woman could beat a man in a fight and got his ass beat. Can you do a crackfic of the girls beating him up for that?

Ahahaha thank you for the request!! This was really fun to write omg -- and well deserved, there was no need for all that in the timeline convo 😤 He was too busy thinking of leverages and forms he failed to consider the fury of a woman scorned..... may he rest in peace......

Fuuta didn’t even know what he did to earn himself an ass-beating.

“Oh, you know what you did,” Yuno said. She closed the cell door behind her. 

Whatever it was, it had managed to anger every woman on the premises. He thought it took a lot to get girls riled up this much – something like cheating on them or calling them names, you know? But without a single action on his part, he found himself facing Yuno, Muu, and Amane. All three had a fire in their eyes that Fuuta was not liking the look of. 

Mahiru had pointed him to his cell, saying Es was looking for him there. She spoke strangely as she did it, and waited awkwardly outside as he went in, but everyone around here was a little odd. How was he supposed to distinguish when people were being murderer-in-a-supernatural-prison weird from setting-a-trap-to-corner-him-in-his-cell weird?

He waved his palms in front of him. “Listen, listen! Let’s just talk, okay? Let’s slow down.”

Muu cracked her knuckles.

Amane began rolling up her sleeves in perfect creases. “You have doubted our abilities. We will make you a believer.”

Fuuta took a few steps back. His voice came out loud and frantic. “What are you talking about? If you’re looking to pick a fight, you better think twice, because I’m not gonna hit a girl or anything.”

“Oh, good!” Yuno’s voice was as bubbly as always as the three closed in. “That will make our job a lot easier.”

He felt his back hit the wall. “I mean it, let’s just talk about this for a sec! Hey!”

Mikoto’s voice came from outside the cell. 

“Mappi? What’s going on in there?”

“Yes!” Fuuta called, “Mikoto! Help! They’re gonna kill me in here!”

“Oh, no need to worry~ The girls are just teaching him a little lesson about not saying awful things.”

“Isn’t this going a bit too far…? What did he even say?”

“Nothing! Come on, get me the fuck outta here!”

“I believe his exact words were, ‘there’s no way a girl could win in a fight against a man.’”

Fuuta paled. He did say that, didn't he...

“Oh crap. Yeah, that’d do it. Carry on.”

“Wha–? Mikoto!” 

He gaped at the three in front of him. 

He remembered a hero in a video game who had faced off against an unbeatable foe; a glorious knight who came to understand that he could never conquer the world-razing dragon before him. After giving his all, and seeing his fate was sealed, the hero had no choice. In a manly show of valor, he’d lifted his chin, closed his eyes, and accepted his impending, gory death.  

Yuno's gaze was cold as she raised her arms. Muu had a hungry look in her eyes. Amane clenched her fists, her posture perfect.

It wasn’t a dragon, but Fuuta would argue this was a good deal more dangerous. He lifted his chin and squeezed his eyes shut.

“Get ‘em, girls!”

—

Kotoko approached just as the other girls filed out of Fuuta’s cell. They had giddy looks on their faces. They giggled and whispered in a huddle as they walked around the panopticon. 

“Wow, Muu!”

“Haha, I didn’t know you had it in you!”

“That felt amazing…”

Kotoko didn’t know what kind of game they were all playing in there, but Fuuta was in for a big surprise now. The fun was over. Today was the day she acted out her responsibilities as Es’ fang. Today was the day she delivered justice. 

She swung the cell door open. Her eyebrows shot up. 

Her head whipped around to take a look at the girls, still complementing one another and laughing lightly.

Hell, her work here was already done.

[thelavendersquid]

“You can’t solve all of your problems by throwing them into the fire river.”

“Yes you CAN, Caduceus!”

[aroaceofthesea]

Yesterday was funny bc i went to a competition math class in my uni with a friend and like we had gone once or twice last year but i dont know his friends who came and anyway at some point i asked one's name and he told me and he was like youre helena right? And i was like??? How do u remember i thought we had only met that one time??? And he was like yeah youre the cardano-vietta girl lol and apparently he remembered me bc we were solving a problem which most ppl had thought about before but since it was my first day i hadnt and i was like oh here if you use vietta its easy and i was the only one who knew what that meant (other than the teacher obviously lol)

[atombonniebaby]

That one time during a radstorm and RJ decides, sure, he may not be the hammer and nails kinda guy...but welding? The boy can't get enough! 😂😂😂 (and yes...I bully him a little at the end...but this had been going on a while and I gave him a hug after...don't come after me 👀)

[eloeloanna]

I did it 😂.

Our grandpa lied 😭😭😭.

A:

The cards are telling me about a situation that he sort of expected - so he had to be defensive. He gave the “correct” answer even when he wasn’t very sure of it. Because John was important. It wasn’t what he wanted to say, but he needed to say.

@glowing-gold I saw your post 😂. Here is tarot to help you

[theres-whump-in-that-nebula]

Nothing pisses me off more than when people talk about my friendships with mid-support needs autistics and other people with differently-wired brains as if I am descending to help them because I’ve taken them on as a charity case. That is NOT true. Oh they’re a burden because they’re neurodivergent? WELL GUESS FUCKING WHAT: SO AM I! THE REASON I HAVE SO MANY FRIENDS WITH SO MUCH SHIT WRONG WITH THEM IS BECAUSE I HAVE A LOT OF SHIT WRONG WITH ME. WE ATTRACT EACH OTHER! WE LIKE EACH OTHER! IT’S NOT THAT FUCKING HARD TO UNDERSTAND!

[glocka-khan]

Bro I need to get fucked. God damn.

[theflyingfeeling]

me: look, I'm writing!!

me @ me: you're not writing. you just made a note file about the Olli/Allu fic advent calendar and spent an unnecessary amount of time on it too by using colour coding

me: I'm writing!! 🥰

[dorkydiaz]

Yes I bought and built this just so I have a spot for my Lego bouquet

[inexpressiblybeatiful]

Sherlock and Irene: *are going through emotional turmoil*

Mycroft:

[just-rogi]

Jenna Coleman seems like the kinda girl who would laugh at you if you said you like doctor who. I mean that as a compliment I think hot mean women are the backbone of society

[artificialllovers]

I don’t think I’m gonna be able to pilates probiotics positive affirmation my way out of this one, girlies 🤪