#🗡.wade

[doomted]

i should start carrying around one of my wade plushies...

[maximumeffort69]

hi. eyestrain warning

my wife ❤️

[mercsoda]

!!!! HI

[arcade-confetti]

RHATO fans are the most powerful people I know. They endure and know so much

[little-saw]

🕸🗡 cg's ! spideypool headcanons !

the boyfriends!! I love them sm<33. Thank you for the request, anon! ^^ note: spideypool is romantic, peter is of age, possible mentions of canonical violence.

They're both okay with being called dad/dada. They will call themselves your dads!

Wade is the chaotic cg, he isn't mature, he isn't rule based, he's CRAZY!! that means ice cream before breakfast, giant blanket forts, and karaoke at 3 AM.

Peter, however, is the rule setter, the "mom" stereotype, if you will. He has a proper schedule for bedtimes, meal times, when to take medicines, etc.

They bicker a lot about what's a good influence for you and not, but they always come together to make you as happy as ever.

Peter makes home cooked meals for you, while Wade likes microwave meals and birthday cake.

They will take you to school events and are super encouraging, Wade dresses up in full merchandise and screams your name when you do your extracurricular.

Peter is just clapping and jumping. You make them so proud<3

They take turns holding you and patting your back, giving the other a break to do missions or patrol.

Wade tries his best to watch his cussing around you. He doesn't want this post to be rated mature, right?

Peter will sometimes make a web swaddle and swing around the city with you, Wade follows on the roof tops.

Play pretend is big in the house, they're alwaysss playing. Wade likes to play games with dollies and unicorns, whereas Peter plays games like hide and seek.

Speaking of hide and seek, when they find you, they'll gang tickle you >///< saying how cute you are and you're such a good baby!!

Wade likes to watch shows with you, my little pony, Pokémon, etc. But Peter insists you play outside, TV will rot your brain out!!

Peter helps with your homework, teaching you and being gentle with you when you learn. There's never any crying at the table.

They'll kiss in the kitchen sometimes, and their little will do the pretend urge and go EWWWW!!

Wade and you make pranks for Peter, even though Peters spideysenses can tell when they're gonna happen, he pretends not to notice and let's them happen anyway, giving a big overreaction before scooping you up and telling you how bad you got him.

Wade calls you nicknames like: munchkin, kiddo, little dude(ette), babygirl/babyboy, bud/buddy, little merc.

Peter calls you nicknames like: babygirl/babyboy, little spider, hun, dear, baby, little one, kiddo, buddy/bud.

Wade buys you your own guns, though Peter will NOT let you use them. Wade is also helping you design your very own superhero suit. You want to be just like them!

[fortitudina]

*OOC. ------ STARTER CALL for my MARV.EL muses! Please let me know who you would like the starter from & multimuses, please let me know who you'd like the starter for! Starters will vary in length also!

👻 --- Brielle Metz ( OC ) ✨ --- Carol Danvers 🎯 --- Clint Barton 🍀 --- Fiadh O'Shannon ( OC ) 🩺 --- Guinevere Voigt ( OC ) 💀 --- Helmut Zemo 🦾 --- James Barnes 🪽 --- Joaquin Torres 🗡 --- Jurgen Ritcher ( OC ) 🏹 --- Kate Bishop 🕸 --- Natasha Romanoff 🩰 --- Rebecca Barnes 🦅 --- Sam Wilson 💩 --- Wade Wilson 🥷🏻 --- Yelena Belova

[maximumeffort69]

PLEASE 😢😢😢😢

GAMBIT CAME TO MY INBOX AND SAID I WAS COOL AND THEN DISAPPEARED INTO THE SHADOWS 😢😢😢😢😢😢 I MISS HIM I HOPW HE COMES BACK ♥️🗡

HELPP GAMBIT COME BACK BACONCOLAZZ MISSES YOU :((

[iam-thevillain-of-thisstory]

Sea Of Flames🗡Bakugō Katsuki

A’ranhil, Ithilien, Doritah,  April 5th First Age ,,Histessë lamyëa i lómeo lindalë           á hilya i ómalin íre cuivëa i sérë síra enfainëa i yáreo cálë síra líralvë i oireo lindë..’’

Once it was a massive nation housing just over a million souls, the capital of an elven empire reaching from ocean to ocean. Now, it was a slaughterhouse, it's population reduced to that of a few hundred. In all his years as a warrior, Bakugō Katsuki had never seen such carnage. The very streets weren't visible under the endless puddles of blood, the sewage systems clogged up with severed limbs, and the houses were unrecognisable under the layers of shit, gore and blood that covered them. Wordless, mighty, he waded through the corpses piling themselves up on the streets. He looked at the face of every single one of them. Men, women... children. Most of the children had not even been killed by the barbarians, but by their own mothers and older siblings, who well knew what fate awaited them once the massive walls of the city were finally breached. The blonde Chief walked further towards the alley where his mount was. A massive black dragon, so much larger as the war-elephant it was feasting on. Truly, nothing could have prepared the elves for these monsters, with their fire-breathing breath, massive claws and razor-sharp teeth, that could easily destroy a whole army. Cavalry charges were utterly ineffective against them, Rhinos ended up dead within seconds of being grabbed by their claws, and elephants could not reproduce fast enough to match their numbers. The powerful warrior let out a high-pitched whistle, commanding the beast to come to him. It did, and with a little assistance by its wings, the blonde one settled upon his saddle on the back of the mystic creature. Riding through the rest of the city, he came across his fellow men, who were busy looking for surviving comrades in the piles of corpses littering the streets, and killing any elf they found to be still breathing.  Bakugō Katsuki rode further. As he crossed the alleys, he saw his peers celebrate their victory in different ways: some were decapitating the dead bodies and piling up the heads into huge pyramids, others were found bathing in the blood of their enemies, but most of them were painting. They weren't painting pictures, oh no. They painted the city red. Thousands of his fellow warriors had taken up brushes, soaking them in the blood of the former inhabitants of the great elven city, and soaked everything they could find with their own guts. He rode past the pyramids of severed heads, piling as high as the tallest buildings. He rode past the dead elven soldiers who were hung upon the statues of their heroes with their own intestines. He rode past the few surviving elves, mostly women and small children, who were paraded in chains through their own city as trophies. He rode out of the Gates of the city, and took one last look upon the once green walls of the breathtaking Kingdom Doriath’s, which were now in the process of being painted with blood. It was all silent. ,,Chief.���‘ Kirishima Eijiro, his right hand man, stained with blood, dirt and sweat, has lowered his red head with respect, the huge axe lies quietly in the warrior’s hand while his equally red pair of eyes look wearily up at his leader, his king. There’s... something that might interest you.’’ It was not a smirk adorning the blood-stained lips of the dragon king, it was rather an expression of complete satisfaction. Of pure bliss. ,,Show me.’’

The first thing the woman notices is a hot, glowing pain. Her head is pounding uncontrollably. Blood is rushing through her ears and she’s sure a few of her ribs are broken. An unbearable burning extends abruptly from her right leg to the upper side of her hip and makes the young she – elf hurriedly gasp for air. Pure bare panic begins to extend through her flabby limbs – she is alive. Oh Morai – Heg, Nin gwerianneg. ( You betrayed me ) A painful cough creeps out of her throat while the redhead convulsively tries to open her heavy eyelids. How much time has passed? A deep emerald green shows itself to the world, but only sees faint outlines in the never ending darkness. A cell, no - a tent? Where am I? The more thoughts flit through her torn mind, the worse the huge throbbing behind her temple became, which is why a sudden feeling of nausea overcomes her. It comes so fast, that the only option her body allows her to, is to throw her red-haired head aside as far as she can to empty the rest of her stomach. In return she covers herself with her own vomit as a heavy fit of coughs shakes her fractured soul. A pathetic veil of tears begins to lay over the deep green of her eyes, which she holds stubbornly in check with a firm pinch of her sagging eyelids. She should be dead. Buried under the weight of thousands corpses of her folk. Leithio nin, Morai – Heg ( Release me! ) Desperate sends the she – elf a heart – wrenching prayer to the goddess of the underworld, guardian of souls to take her, to bring her to the glorious hall of her ancestors. But no answer came, there is just this heavy defeating silence. The pain of her right leg seems to only worsen as an unbearable heat flits over her trembling limbs. With a heavy cough the redhead then gently tries to lift her broken body into a better position for her leg, but unfortunately without success. With a painful croaking on the burst lips, the woman eventually drops her head exhausted against the blood-stained ground of the foreign, huge tent. No matter where she is or how much time has passed. The immortal body of the she – elf has reached its limits and is too weak to start the process of self-healing. It's hopeless. ,,oh Vanír.. what a tough beast you are, princess of doriath.’’

[doomted]

their asses are getting BANNED from the beach‼️‼️

[maximumeffort69]

HI I MADE THIS. ^o^ ONR OF MY FIRST EDITS SINCE 2021 WHEN WE WERE MAKING MATTEDD EDITS ON SPLICE.... SO ITS A LIL CRAPPY. TECHNICALLY A SELFSHIP???? BECAUSE IM DEADPOOL.. THATD ME... IDK!!! ANYWAYS YAYYY BATMAN!!!! I LOGE HIM

^^ song. love this song sm reminds me of devi mccallion songs

[mercsoda]

Was just thinking about it, since Laura is literally my wife wouldn't we technically be in-laws...?

YOURE RIGHTTTTTTTT........ cus like. im deadpool and im in a gay relationship with logan...... canonically... source: trust me

[d-adpool]

hc + 🗡 for a weapon-themed headcanon

hc + 🎡 for a hobby-themed headcanon

hc + 🎭 for an arts-/crafts-themed headcanon

[ooc]

🗡 since the events of deadpool (2016), wade has kept a constant tally in his head of how much ammo he has in any given gun, to appropriately maximize the drama of his missions.

🎡 wade lurks on ao3. his favorite genres are fluff and hurt/comfort, and he usually sorts by tag rather than ship or fandom. he just likes the warm and fuzzies of a good romance.

🎭 wade likes colouring and doodling. he thinks of his drawing efforts as serious and artistic, but he's never studied the basic principles, and his end results are hardly worth hanging on a fridge. (i believe this one about most deadpools, especially 616.)

[rayofsunshinc]

starter call.  comment with a symbol to get a starter from the corresponding muse !

also comment with a name is fine too lol. pls specify or you might not get one. if you're a multi pls specify too.

🦾 Aaron - twd canon based, highly developed

🏹 Daryl Dixon - twd canon based, highly developed

🗡 Michonne - twd canon based

🩸 Nick Clark - ftwd canon divergent

🌼 Peeta Mellark - thg canon based

🦇 Proinsias Cassidy - preacher tv canon based

🐀 Ellen Hutter - nosferatu 2024 based, still developing

🔥 Dominic Williams - taken from sinister and made my own, highly developed

✨ Dan Torrance - the shining/dr sleep canon based

🎧 Ben Hanscom - it movie/book based

🎈 Richie Tozier - it movie based, highly developed

🎸 Eddie Munson - st canon divergent

📷 Jonathan Byers - st canon divergent

👑 Steve Harrington - st canon based

💘 Allison Argent - tw canon divergent

🦎 Jackson Whittemore - tw canon based

🐺 Stiles Stilinski - tw canon based

🐍 Jughead Jones - riverdale canon(ish) based

🚬 Fiona Gallagher - shameless canon based

🖕 Mickey Milkovich - shameless canon based

❄️ Bucky Barnes - mcu based

💋 Natasha Romanoff - mcu based

🪽 Sam Wilson - mcu based

⭐️ Steve Rogers - mcu based, heavily developed

💥 Wade Wilson - movie/mcu based, wants to come out and play so bad ya'll someone interact with him

[h0t-p1nk-ch33tah-pr1nt]

☆ F/O LIST ☆

Also I'm fine with sharing! ((With mutuals, kinda iffy with my comforts)), colors mean that they are my comforts!, first thing is first tho

Romantic 💌 mains

(Not ok with sharing!! But with mutuals im ok with!)

🧷 Hobie Brown/ Spider punk (Hes my main guy!! Love to gush abt him, and he's a main comfort.)

☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

♠️ Nightcrawler/Kurt Wagner

💛 Wolverine/Logan

👹 Arataki Itto (I'm not big big into genshin anymore, but he still has a huge place in my heart.)

🪆 Heavy/ Mikhail

Secondaries 💐

(Iffy with sharing, mutuals u are good)

⚡️Jak (Jak and Daxter) (CHILDHOOD CRUSH ALERT, still think abt him a lot.)

🐸 Lúcio (Overwatch) (look I do not support overwatch's creators, but I adore this guy so so much!! Gotta salvage what I can.)

🥁 Zuke (nsr)

🦪 Subject delta (bioshock)

🐺 Muriel (The arcana)

🌴 Professor Kukui

🦎 Iwai (persona 5)

Crushes 💘

(Fine with sharing!)

⭐️ Jonathan Joestar (JJBA)

🔫 Mista (JJBA) (I AM STILL VERY MUCH THINKING ABT THESE TWO I haven't watched jojo in ages I need, need to think abt it)

🖊 Elliott (Stardew valley)

👾 Venom/Eddie (Marvel)

🐉ichiban kasuga

🪄 Wyll

0️⃣ Zer0 (borderlands)

🥽 Conrad (big top burger)

🔥 Rengoku (demon slayer)

Platonic 🎉

(Fine with sharing!)

🐰 Usagi Tsukino (MAJOR COMFORT along side hobie, one of my mains <3)

🌀 Midna (legend of zelda Twilight Princess)(Another childhood comfort!!!)

🎵 Ballora

🌺 Hello kitty

👒 Sophie Hatter

👑 The prince (Katamari Damacy)

🧪 Ghoulia Yelps (I adore her <333 another childhood comfort.)

🌸 Fluttershy

🌙 Bayonetta

🦑 Callie (splatoon)

🗡 Wade/Deadpool

[getacluu]

[angelbaited]

Here for a good time, not necessarily a long one.

💥 my name is venus, but, you can also call me Rosalind or oracle 🩵

💥 any pronouns + any neos you want to call me

💥 this is my self shipping blog. Meaning. I whine and groan abt my wives .

Tags:

#Moon shards - my self-insert tag

#i freaked it - art tag

#i took her to my penthouse - text tag

#gorewhore's heaven 🦊 - ren hana

#knights promise 🗡 - laurance zvhal

#darling forest boy 🌿 - spider soccoro

#tooth thief🦷- wade curtis

#voice from the heavens 🎤 - patrick stump

#christ coded wife 📿 - gerard way