#🕷️ “hate the AM. hate the PM.”

[lovely-lil-loserz]

intro post!!

hihi!! i’m xenith/xen, n i use they/she/he

i’m a sharer, and this is @xenith-eats-stars ‘s selfshipping sideblog!! :3

art tag: #xenith’s art

talking tag: #xenith causes a ruckus

f/o list under the cut! (kinda long btw, will be updated in the future!!)

ROMANTIC F/Os: Shadow the Hedgehog (tag: #🦔 “i am all i am…” )

Kurt Wagner/Nightcrawler (tag: #🫐 “BAMF!” )

Josuke Higashikata (tag: #🪮 “what was that about my hair?” ) (timeskip)

Kevin Sydney/Morph (tag: #🤍 “need help with those… hard to reach places?” )

Logan Howlett/Wolverine (tag: #🦡 “hey bub.” )

Hank McCoy/Beast (tag: #💙 “i have everything under my control… except my libido!” )

Erik Lehnsherr/Magneto (tag: #🧲 “the master of magnetism…” )

Venom/Eddie Brock (tag: 🖤 “we… are venom.” )

DIO/Dio Brando (tag: #💛 “i reject my humanity!” )

Taishiro Toyomitsu/Fatgum (tag: #🍡 “spear or shield?” )

Wade Wilson/Deadpool (tag: #🥞 “gubernatorial.” )

Mick Mundy/Sniper (tag: #🦘 “boom. headshot.” )

Medic (TF2) (tag: #🕊️ “heh. birds!” )

QPP F/Os:

The Spot (tag: 🕳️ “please just let me rob you!!” )

Link (TLOZ) (tag: ⚔️ “well excuuse me princess!” )

Minoru Mineta (tag: 🍇 “let’s go! super sticky!” ) (timeskip)

Hobie Brown/Spiderpunk (tag: 🕷️ “hate the AM. hate the PM.” )

Jotaro Kujo (tag: #🌟 “good grief…” )

Kazuichi Souda (tag: #🔧 “the ultimate mechanic!” ) (timeskip)

Rainbow Dash (tag: #🌈 “20% cooler!” )

Scott Summers (tag: #🥽 “optic flare!” )

Platonic F/Os:

Miles Morales (tag: #🕸️ “hey.” )

Foo Fighters (JJBA) (tag: #🦐 “hey! it’s water!!” )

Susie (Deltarune) (tag: #🦖 “quiet people piss me off.” )

Iggy (JJBA) (tag: #🐶 “you think you’re bruce lee or somethin’?!” )

Familial F/Os:

Pyro (TF2) (tag: #🔥 “huddah!!” )

Monster Kid (Undertale) (tag: #🦎 “yo!” )

Narancia Ghirga (tag: #🍊 “volare via!” )

Parappa the Rapper (tag: #🎤 “i gotta believe!” )

[sp1d3rp8nk]

let me talk about hobie + his role in the film for a second here -

so like, to me it was so deliberate how he is not only aesthetically punk but also? every decision he makes just aligns with the values that the punk movement holds, he offers gwen a place to stay in his dimension, now personally whether it could be viewed as romantic or platonic it is more important to me to highlight how it's about offering protection and a place to stay for someone younger than him that needs it. it's about standing up for the ones who cannot stand up for themselves or need the help and not relying on institutions to do so but creating the opportunity and giving everything one might have to someone who needs it. he said it textually when he mentions he is looking out for her drummer. i think the only reason he joined the spider cop club was to keep an eye to see if there was anyone in need. this protection comes not as a contrast of his cool persona but rather as a compliment. he is the biggest hype man for pavtir also someone who has been spiderman less than he has, and someone who could also be seen as in disadvantage. it also is the background for his role in the story of the film. he never imposes himself on miles, but instead immediately offers support, it's clear that he already knew about miles' role in the big picture, and he simply asked gwen whether she told him or not. it wasn't his responsability to tell miles nor was it his place, however when miles disrupted the canon event he immediately saw the potential in him. and this got confirmed to him in the scene where the canon events are explained to miles and he immediately questions it. hobie provides guidance and it is viewed as not helping but he was helping miles and gwen, not the spider society. that is the epitome of the punk movement and it is refreshing to see a character who aligns himself with the movement beyond just "fuck the government" he didn't put the blind trust other characters did on the organization and he knew where this was leading up to. and used that knowledge not to only quit when he quit but to help others who needed it.

[prncssguya]

HI MY NAME’S HOBIE🕷️🇬🇧 HOBIE BROWN 😝🤟🏿 I’M NOT A ROLE MODEL. I WAS BRIEFLY A RUNWAY MODEL 📸 I HATE THE AM!! 👊🏿 I HATE THE PM!! 👊🏿 I HATE LABELS!!! 🎸💥

[mixynv]

He hates the am and the pm 💥🤯🕷️🕸️🎸

[newtkive]

pixels [newt x reader - modern text au]

ch. 4 - agoraphobia and burger king on 5th street

summary: a personal experience provides a way for newt to connect to y/n.

warnings: strong language, mental health talk, depression, medication (its my literal prescription i mention oops this is like a self insert fr), mutual pining, none really.

➥ m.list

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THE GLADE

[ 10:52 am ]

y/n: it’s official yall

drugs saved my life

tommy: huh??

minho: same

newt: wow, i’ve never seen your name on my screen before 12 pm

y/n: shut the hell up bitch

newt: ouch, touchy

minho: woah

touchy 👀

are yallll..?

y/n: you’re sick

tommy: are we going to ignore the drugs statement??

like hello are u ok ??

newt: you’re annoying minho

minho: yea <3 😊

notice how they didn’t say no

y/n: you guys just don’t understand how a girl like me needs beauty sleep..

and no we aren’t

gally: all that beauty sleep and ur still walking around with that mug.. yikes.

y/n: 😑

i hate you i haete you i dhateoyifu

minho: great she’s having a fit

y/n: no one cares about me

and you think i’m ugly

this is so sick

and you don’t even care that i’m on drugs

☹️😭😭😭😭 done.

newt: no one said that love

gally that was rude

minho: BRUHHHHH

here she goes

tommy: I CAREE????????

DO I NEED TO COMEGET YOU????

y/n: yes 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

before i do something crazy 😭😭💣

minho: THE BOMB IS WILD

tommy: stay where you are

i have your location

newt: uhhh

y/n: pause what

minho: tommy why would you admit to that

tommy: im On my way! what’s the issue

sorry autocorrect

y/n: WHY DO YOU HAVE MY LOCATION????

gally: can you guys shut the fuck up

minho: the drama queen is here 😍

gally: stop

alby: I have it on Life360, I imagine Thomas does as well. In fact I have all of your locations.

y/n: oh

i forgot about that app..

minho: i didn’t. i get a notif that newt’s phone is at 5% all the goddamn time

even tho he said he deleted it

newt: just turn it off then

i redownloaded it don't track my app intake

minho: no it makes me feel less lonely

y/n: awwwww

idk how you do that newt

newt: do what?

y/n: not charge your phone

if my phone gets below like 15% then the monsters will get me

tommy: omg me tooo 🥹

newt: i was about to say you sound like tommy.

tommy: don’t say that!

she’s on drugs i don’t want to sound like an addict 😔

newt: she isn’t on drugs thomas

tommy: she literally said she is newt :/

5 mins and i’m there y/n

y/n: are you actually fr

thomas..

we live very far away sweetie

newt: i mean

if you were in trouble you don’t think we’d come get you?

tommy: ^^

but life360 says you’re at the burger king on 5th

minho: no that’s me LOOOL

y/n: NEWTTT ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

tommy: wtf

i’m the one who’s coming to get u

why does he get the credit

minho: no tommy you’re coming to get me

tommy: oh yippee i get to see my friend 🤗

newt: ewwwwww

y/n: EWWWWW

tommy: OH STOP IT

y/n: why burger king of all places min

minho: why drugs of all things y/n

gally: she’s not doing drugs are you guys fuckin insane

y/n: yes i am

it’s 10 mg of fluoxetine 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

ONCE A DAY!!!!!!

IM ADDICTED

newt: no you aren’t, 10 mg is the smallest dose

minho: told y’all she was on drugs

y/n: ???????

minho: over the year

you’re too hyper to not be on some crack shit

tommy: oh stop that’s not nice.

newt: it’s not drugs like that minho stop.

tommy: uhoh he brought out the . at the end

y/n: it’s just for anxiety cuz i can’t leave the house without going into a breakdown

minho: she got acrophobia

told y’all she was mental

newt: what the fuck are you talking about

tommy: oh i know that word

fear of spiders 🕷️

minho: wtf no

fear of outside

y/n: i’m not afraid of outside

newt: that’s agoraphobia you fucking dumbass

y/n: 😍

i did NOT mean to send that lol oops

newt: ??

oh, okay

minho: when he’s a know it all 😍

when she’s agoraphobic 😍

y/n: when he’s at burger king on 5th because he has no food in his fridge and can only afford a $1.99 whopper with the coupons from the newspaper 😍😍😍😍

minho: 😒😑

newt: LMFAOOOO

GOOD THAT

minho: british people be so annoying

saying shit like gormless minger and good that be sooo real rn

newt: i have never said gormless minger in my whole 26 years of life.

y/n: you just did bro

newt: call me bro again

y/n: bro

brosive

brother

stepbro

minho: laughed until i saw the last msg :/

newt: 😑

y/n: ok youre the perverts

minho: cant you take your prozac and turn back to normal now

y/n: so you DO know what it is..

gally: wym 'back to normal' like there was smth before this??

y/n: real i been like this for life

tommy: i got whopper and two large fries and mozzarella sticks

newt: wow

y/n: wow just call him a fatass newt.

newt: i would never, stop

y/n: 2 large fries is kinda crazy tho

tommy: i have to get enough to share with my friend

minho

gally: surprised you have friends

tommy: yeah you are not one.

gally: RUDE?

y/n: WELL LMFAO

minho: i literally already ate also gally ur not my friend either

newt: same

alby: same

gally: well why tf am i in here

y/n: well you're my friend!

gally: great.

y/n: not with that attitude..

tommy: y/n you're ok though right??

y/n: yes tommy im fine sweetie

go eat your food

tommy: okay i wish you could share these fries with me

y/n: me too :(

minho: i don't

big back would eat em all

y/n: i actually hate you

__

newt

[ 11:45 am ]

newt: hey

y/n: hiii :D whats up??

newt: idk why but this feels like secretly texting you across the room at a party

y/n: actually tho

picture me giving u a look from across the room

newt: you would blow our cover immediately

i just wanted to let you know if you needed any like,, advice or something with your new medicine i'm here for you. i take the same stuff on top of lexapro

y/n: oh really?

newt: yeah i do

y/n: newt :( thank you

i am a bit nervous to start it tbh

newt: i understand, i was too

but hopefully it'll change things for the better

y/n: i hope so

i didn't realize you dealt with anxiety n stuff

newt: more than you know

you aren't the only one and you aren't alone w it

y/n: you're sweet newt, thank you

newt: don't mention it :))

sorry the smiley was creepy

y/n: lmao no i like it

if you need to talk or anything too i’m always here

newt: yeah?

y/n: of course ): you’re my pookie

newt: one day you gotta let go of that word lmao

y/n: but you love it tho

newt: you tell yourself that

actually are you free rn?

y/n: yeah! i’m just about home what’s up?

newt: i’m bored so pick up the phone

y/n: NEWT LMAO

ok fine 😒

[motherdanger]

I HATE THE AM! I HATE THE PM! 💥🕷️🎸

[honkygay]

Hobie Brown, not a role model, briefly a runway model, hates the am, hates the pm, doesn’t call himself a hero 💪‼️‼️🇬🇧🕷️🎸

[tarrot-patch]

I HATE THE AM, I HATE THE PM 🕷️

[thatkodo]

I HATE THE AM AND THE PM🕷️⚡️⁉️

[adorabledummy]

I hate AM, I hate PM! 🎸🕷️

Hobie Brown/Spider-Punk 🕸️✨🤟

fun fact: I used some homework to do the background lol

[spirit-fingers22]

"Hate the AM, Hate the PM, I hate labels, I'm not a hero, cause calling yourself a hero makes you a self-mythologizing narcissistic autocrat." -🕷️🎸

Sup Shakespeare

If thou art asking what art up, I think thine answer art the sky. If thou art asking how I art faring on this wondrous day, thine answer art: great, I thank thee! How art thou?

[sp1d3rp8nk]

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