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[hmshermitcraft]

Turns out so many people are obsessed with Joel, he turned into a god. He gets offerings, gold, immortality, not to mention all of his new Lightning powers.

The problem? The mortals somehow got it in their heads he’s in love with the stupid Redstone god.

So naturally, their temples end up side by side. Tapestries and poetry of the two of them are romantic gifts. They sometimes even get joint offerings. That stupid Eefo just laughs it off.

Even some of the gods are getting in on it now, mocking him whenever he stares a little too long, setting them up on dates he pretends to despise but secretly loves.

And the worst part? He’s starting to think the mortals are right.

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If you were to ask Joel what part of it is the worst, his answer would change every time. Firstly, there's the fact that the mortals might be right. Joel hates when other people are right and he's wrong! Especially about himself.

Then there's the fact it is tanking his reputation as a new god. It's hard enough already without such an obvious weak point. Good job he can give as good as he gets.

And then there's the fact the redstone god is actually stupidly attractive. And he doesn't even seem aware of it! He's a god amongst gods without even realising. He's too busy inventing cool things and being amazing.

Ugh! If you ask him, Etho can take his offerings and shove them up his-

[our-honeybee-transfem-experience]

Hi not the normal alter that posts but, wow I’ve done some thinking and I might be transfem? I don’t know.

I’m bigender. I am transmasc. These identities are very important to me. I’ve always felt a disconnect from my girlhood because that was the “cis” part of me. But it really wasn’t. The girl part of me is as trans as the boy part. Transfem feels right? But also idk.

-🔹

id say if it feels right then go for it! if you end up not liking the label later on you can just change it easily

[goopingandgunking]

dont worry about it. its just the mold talking. someone should clean up around here -🔹

.. Right, probably yeah. Mold usually isn’t good.. Usually, anyway

[ask-mumbojumbo]

Oh little genius,

you’re blinded by your heart 

but if you wish to save him 

you have to play your part.

Do not listen to his words 

for it is all their lies,

instead act like you are listening 

but keep on your disguise.

Don’t let his words persuade you 

but let them think they do,

keep your head up, little fighter,

We’ve always been supporting you 

-👁️

* Mumbo raises his eyes to the sky. He notices the purplish, staticky sheen that seems to cover the clouds. He ignores it.

I'm not sure. Let me think about it.. or actually, let me not think about it.

Thinking about you gives me a headache.

[bludraws094]

fucking

[blualt]

“untramautizing my ocs”

quill: nonexistent

biblically accurate feather: nonexistent

goldstone: nonexistent

feather: alive

[invidiia]

✦HIIIIIII I LOVE HOW YOU WRITE ><✦ ✦ACCEPT MY LOVEEEE✦

-✦

HIAISISIS HELLOOOO

THANKKYOUUY SOSOSOSOSBMUCH

[fisherobsessedmyb]

hey remy! would you be willing to do some headcanons for a slightly alternative reality than what actually happened- but basically, we know Lisa and Henry married and Sal and Larry became brothers, but what if Lisa and Henry had another child together (m!reader) who then became the little brother of Sal and Larry? So like some big brother headcanons for Sal and Larry with m!reader, cause let’s be honest, they’d be the fucking coolest brothers ever!! teaching him everything they know, helping with school, showing him music and video games, helping him sleep, sharing stories, overall being great and protective. thanks remy! :)

Awh this is such a nice idea! Ofc I'll write it :)

🔹Older brother Sal/Larry hcs!🔹

🔹Sal Fisher/Larry Johnson X M!Younger sibling!Reader!🔹

🔹Sal would definitely be the more responsible brother I believe🔹

🔹Whereas larry would be the more reckless one🔹

🔹Though they'd both try to be good role models for their younger brother🔹

🔹Sal would definitely help him with his homework and encourage him a lot🔹

🔹Larry would probably try to teach him how to do that metal scream ngl🔹

🔹Then he'd get scolded by Lisa because his younger brother might damage his throat lmao🔹

🔹I think sal and larry would definitely teach him good examples of men showing affection and vulnerability🔹

🔹Like it's okay to cry, and it's okay to be emotional🔹

🔹They'd definitely always hug him(when allowed) if he was upset🔹

🔹Bit angst but i honestly think that sal might struggle a little with his dad raising a new son🔹

🔹Not in an angry jealous way tho🔹

🔹But he might struggle, even if he doesn't fully realise it, with his dad parenting a son better than he did in sals childhood🔹

🔹Like no hate to Henry ofc it was obviously hard for him🔹

🔹But given the games facts, he definitely struggled to be there properly for sal to some extent🔹

🔹So maybe sal would be kinda sad without realising, that his dad is better now for his younger brother's life🔹

🔹Sal would absolutely still love and appreciate both his dad and brother though🔹

🔹Larry would definitely show their little brother the best metal bands🔹

🔹And brotherly headbanging would be a favourite bonding time for the trio🔹

🔹I think larry would try to play metal quietly when his younger brother sleeps to turn him into a metal fan lmao🔹

🔹Larry would teach him how to paint, i think :)🔹

🔹And be incredibly encouraging if he wasn't the best at first🔹

🔹Sal and larry would both teach him non traditional masculinity in appearance, i believe🔹

🔹Like it's okay to paint your nails, or put your hair up🔹

🔹Or even wear a dress(<sal in the wedding pics fr3)🔹

🔹Overall they'd be pretty good brothers, though they might clash a little sometimes due to the age gap in their family🔹

🔹But they'd always love their brother :)🔹

A/n:I hope that this was ok, anon! If there's anything 2 change then lemme know! I rly liked the idea and may make a part 2 if wanted :D Happy reading!

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[hmshermitcraft]

The part 2 of my last ask you didn’t need but I wanted to write anyway. So there.

Unfortunately things have somehow gotten even worse for Joel. The Redstone god himself has gotten in on the joke, flirting shamelessly, building elaborate contraptions just to prank him. 

Of course, Joel got in on the pranking, Etho couldn’t win that easily. Trying to make him blush at every opportunity, building bad contraptions and gaslighting everyone to believing Etho built them.

The other gods don’t even have to set them up on dates anymore, they tend to to to accidentally do that to themselves.

They are now stuck in a relationship that’s really only just a game of chicken. Even worse, the game of chicken might only be there because the two of them are too scared to confess the very real feelings they both have. (As much as they try to deny it)

The other gods try to help them out, but eventually just give up. Even after getting them to kiss at their own wedding the idiots are still somehow obliviously dancing around each other. Luckily they are immortal, they have all the time in the world.

-🔹

first part!

It's a privilege many don't get to have. Whilst the couple may not be intentionally using it, at least time is there to be used.

They'll get there eventually. With the magnetism between them, it's impossible they won't.

[our-honeybee-transfem-experience]

GUESS WHO FINALLY DECIDED SCREW IT, I AM A AFAB TFEM!

-🔹(same sys , different alter. Hi its been awile)

HOORAY

[goopingandgunking]

here can be anywhere. here is everywhere. but right now i mean Here as in the Askbox -🔹

Sure. Don’t know what an askbox is but yeah.

[ask-mumbojumbo]

They call you little mouth,

but we were the one to give the name,

and now they have your child 

They will hurt him! Are you insane? 

I’m sorry we lost our temper,

We just care so much for your boy 

But if you let them have him 

He will be nothing more than just a toy 

-👁️



Okay, well, they don't have him, they said something along the lines of watching.. over....

Oh no. They could be lying, this is bad! I'll just take care of Grumbot myself, I shouldn't trust these.. entities.

[bludraws094]

i think ive come up with a way to refer to a certain someone without spoiling too much

so i shall now refer to said someone as 🪶🔹 (for the time being)

they use they/it btw

[scout-stims]

transparent blue slime stimboard 4 anon!!!

🔷 🔹 🔷 🔹 🔷 🔹 🔷 🔹 🔷

[oraclekleo]

[Tarot Game] DatingDoor (21+)

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Hello, my dear followers!

I’m back with one more tarot game. This time it’s again a fiction scenario including you and your favourite celebrity. Through a tarot reading I’m going to answer three questions.

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At First Sight = The first impression or vibe you would give when meeting chosen celebrity

Action! = How would your first date with chosen celebrity most likely look like

Seduced by the Moonlight = How could you seduce your chosen celebrity

This reading will tell more about you than the celebrity but it might be a useful insight.

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You and your chosen celebrity should both be 21 years old or older

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Name of your chosen celebrity (can be from any part of the globe but has to be a celebrity, they have to be 21+)

State your name or nickname, how should I address you

State your astrological sign

Tell me what kind of fashion you wear the most and feel most comfortable wearing

Give feedback after receiving the reading!

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1-3 decks from my collection 🔹 Tarot 🔹 Oracle 1 🔹 Oracle 2 🔹 (if you don’t choose deck(s), I will choose them)

Share with me what is your favourite piece of work your chosen celebrity did (song, MV, movie, photoshoot, TV series or drama, theatre play, sports event, etc.)

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Oracle Kleo

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