#🔥 my compliments to the chef

[ask-shrimpo-dandys-world]

my bird.

please look after it while I'm away 🥰

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lewisvinga]

that’s my girl | lance stroll x fem! reader

summary; lance’s fans hated y/n for her personality and willingness to defend him and herself at any cost. however, their views on her change when a fan meets her and posts all about it

fc; tara yummy

warnings; suggestive comments

taglist; @namgification

note; requested! i’ve been obsessed w tara yummy lately but yall my requests are closed atm, i’ll open them soon once i finish w the requests i have rn 😫 so pls bear w me n be patient 🙏

masterlist !

liked by lance_stroll, lilymhe, and others!

yourusername: my man bought me chanel. sick.

username: not her not tagging lance…

yourusername: don’t want people looking at what’s mine 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

lance_stroll: acting like you weren’t begging for a bag and a pair of shoes🤣

yourusername: not u exposing me 😩

lance_stroll: just telling the truth 🤫

lance_stroll: anything for my girl❤️

yourusername: wahhh

username: i wanna be like y/n

yourusername: to be like y/n, u gotta have the y/n mindset 💆‍♀️💆‍♀️

username: she ate this tho icl

username: ugh i don’t like her, she’s such a gold digger and it’s so obvious

yourusername: gold digger is when girl receives bags from millionaire boyfriend🤕

username: she’s so ugly and unclassy, idk why lance is dating her

yourusername: you’re pretty unclassy, but while we’re at it, lance just made out w me 😁😁

lilymhe: WOWWWW you’re so hot i can treat u better than him

yourusername: i can treat u better than alex bae

liked by lance_stroll, carmenmmundt, and others

yourusername: i 🖤 st tropez

username: here she goes again w the not tagging him💀💀💀

yourusername: big deal , i’m literally sitting on him and he watched me post this 🥱🥱

username: THE SECOND PICTURE???? IS SO???😩😩😩😩😩

username: omg the second picture i’m gonna go crazy

username: who even took the last picture?

yourusername: my boyfriend 🔥

lance_stroll: beautiful as always😍

yourusername: gonna give you a big fat kiss

username: i actually like her but he’s all daddy’s money, she should date some other driver who earned his spot

yourusername: LMFAOOO, babe most drivers on the grid ARE nepo babies and come from rich families 💀 yall just mad that lawrence is a loving father 🤕🤕

username: she ate this one thing up

username: i love her idc attitude idk

username: i don’t! she’s so mean and disrespectful to lance’s fans, it’s so nasty

yourusername: no i just defend myself and lance, maybe if yall weren’t coming at my neck every 5 seconds i’d be nicer 🥱🥱

carmenmmundt: GORGEOUS 😍

yourusername: NOOO YOUU😩

liked by lance_stroll, yourusername, and others

f1wagupdates:

a fan met y/n l/n while in new york city! she said that y/n was super nice, complimented her outfit, and even introduced her to lance! turns out the black cat of the paddock is super sweet!

tagged; yourusername, lance_stroll

username: her smile :( she looks so sweet

username: ugh i love her idc what yall think

username: omg omg i was that girl, she even gave me her lip gloss bc i asked about the shade😩

yourusername: lmk what u think bb bc the formula is so chefs kiss

username: omg shes in nyc??? i need to meet her nowww

yourusername: for a couple more days, may or may not pop up in saks tmrw at noon🤭

username: y’all were just bitter she’s dating your fave!! y/n will always be her

username: u could never catch me hating on mother

yourusername: i promise you guys i’m not scary😩😩 i’ll just defend my man or myself whenever 🤷‍♀️

lance_stroll: y/n is the sweetest girl i’ve ever met. she’s made me the happiest man ever. hating on her means hating me. i would take legal action against some people who leave nasty comments but y/n’s against it. she’s the best girl i could ever ask for. liked by yourusername, f1wagupdates and others!

lance_stroll: but that’s my girl ❤️

lance_stroll: and that ladies and gentlemen is how to make the y/n l/n giggle

yourusername: STOP EXPOSING ME😖

[gimmemore14]

💖💐💐✨❤️❤️❤️❤️✨💐💐💖

these are for u. just wanted to tell u that you’re fics are amazing~ i recently just got back into dcu and your bitw fic was the first that was recommended to me and then i had to read ur other works too. hope u update soon, no rush i’m just really hyped up on this newest hyper-fixation. pls pls pls let me know if u have any fic recs or tumblrs u think i should follow i would really appreciate it. i’m arting again and i wanna draw something for ur fic, but i wanted to check first to make sure it was okay to send u fanart and ask how u usually get it sent to you

🥺🥺🥺💜💜💜

Recommended?!? Ahhhh! That makes me feel good, I’m glad you’re enjoying it!! Man I also wanna update soon too! It’s slow going, BUT it IS going hahahah

I would love it if you drew something for/from my fic, honestly it’s the highest compliment!!! Makes me kick my feet up and giggle 😂 I would encourage you to post it on here and tag me in it so not only can I see but also so others can too! If you aren’t comfortable doing that I’d still love if you private message me a drawing or if you just wanted to talk too! I don’t bite unless asked to hahah

Oooo Recs, I got a LOT of those, I’ll try to contain myself though:

@thesubtextis —conquered by love

Ongoing, one of my absolute favorites, it balances Slade being super menacing but still oddly kind/considerate despite the terrible circumstances and monster he must be

@caroaimezoe —Rude

I LOVE fics where Bruce is absolutely abnormal and unhinged and possessive about Dick!!

@zeroducks-2 —Sladick connected fics

Ongoing, Sladick connected fics my beloved 😭❤️ love basically everything they write, SUCH good dynamics

@hii-theree —Rough callouses and sharp claws

Ongoing, nicer guy than usual Slade, hes still kinda a dick of course and doesn’t know Dick is Nightwing during a hostage situation 🔥

@withthekeyisking-writer —A loaded god complex

The emotion and character work is PEAK in this plus their other works are dark and smutty and great

@green-eyedfirework —virtue is truest nobility

Too many good ones to choose tbh, also posts lots of awesome snippets on here that can lead to some fun plot bunnies

@skalidra —feel it in my bones

Ongoing, bad guys win scenario that hits every time (they have SO many great ones though, sladick and jaydick and sladjay and sladickjay galore)

@wingdingery —all of the fire I’ve swallowed

Dick is self sacrificing and clever but oblivious, Slade is arrogant and scheming and unexpectantly merciful, *chefs kiss*

@everydarkcorner —Bitch and moan and bite down into me (one ongoing and one completed)

Love their all their writing, can’t go wrong, their Slade is one of my favorites to read, possessive and obsessive and deliciously dark

[popiastar]

Hello there!

I like your fics. ⭐️⭐️ and I really like mountain! He’s very tall, and I think he’s very sweet. 🥰 he deserves more love.

Could I request him and maybe the other ghouls like sodo/dewdrop idk, with an SO that loves baking? Like cakes and pastries.

thank you so much! ✨

true, he deserves it more and more! mountain is our baby giant and your request is lovely 🥺 besides dew i chose phantom, hope you don't mind it ✨

❗info: gn!reader, reader have a lot of patience, mountain very good at decoration, dewdrop more like at tasting food and read the recipe, phantom thinks reader is a magician

⛰️ mountain

- he likes when you put your apron on, his heart melted

- mountain is your second chef

- sometimes you have to correct him because he uses so much strength

- he's a drummer, probably tapping the counter with every crockery while you mix ingredients

- your focused face literally get him more in love with you

- "... oven at 180° degrees celsius for 30 min- hold on, we have the flames of hell is not the same?"

- you have to explain that the cakes or pastries might burn

- so surprised when you use food color, the cream doesn't seem cream anymore!

- king of decoration, sugar flowers put in chromatic scale

- when you are done, mountain proudly claps at you and compliments your skill in front of everyone (even inanimate objects)

🔥 dewdrop/sodo

- him and kitchen in the same phrase is a big no no

- the first time you tried to let him cook he burned the cranberries, broke the blender, swapt salt for sugar, etc.

- dew became your assistant, an important job as well

- the determination, passion and fire he read in your eyes make him think how beautiful you are

- basically dew just stands there and ordering you what you have to do and arguing

- "this fucking recipe says you have to SEPARATE the yolk to the white in two DIFFERENT bowl and you didn't! read it yourself, you were wrong!"

- he just read the part you did at the beginning while he tasted biscuits

- dew imitate your tone after you tell him

- you make a mini cake just for him and he get not-very-secretly red

- compliments are not for him, he just say it's not bad... remarking because you follow his orders

👻 phantom

- phantom doesn't even know how to cook an egg

- cooking/baking=magic

- he gifts you an apron that say "magician of my heart"

- following every single move you make, adoration written on his face

- recipes book aka spellbook

- "what potion is it? where did you find this dusty thing?"

- you have to explain him over and over again that the dusty thing is flour and you find it at the supermarket

- now he thinks the supermarket have a space for witchy stuff

- hands on his hips because is impatient while pastries are on the oven

- everytime phantom eats your pastries or cakes he tells to the ghouls that he's on your spell

[asleepyy]

firstly, your art is gorgeous as hell and i eat it up everyday to reread some of the comics. the style? dedication? the LOVE?? simply too ineffable to be described into words.

a more personal (rhetoric, somewhat) question, out of just a huge amount of curiosity with how, outside of GO, i find the way you frame/design/write scenes to be so very in-love: have you ever been in love? it's a simple little spark, a tint of blush and a nudge of the lips, but GOSH you incapsulate the way your normal/oopsie az looks at crowley and the other way around SO VERY REALISTICALLY!! ANYWAYS ITS BEAUTIFUL CHEF'S KISS, HAVE REST, TAKE CARE, AND ENJOY THE HOLIDAYS 🔥🔥

(ahm i do not draw at all, so pls take my lil sketch of az with low life-expectancy)

UGH WHAT A BRILLIANT SKETCH HE LOOKS SO CUTE!!

I feel like this is the highest form of compliment I’ll ever receive, that my stuff feels ‘realistically in-love’, like I think I might’ve hit my peak! Thank you very much for such kind words!! For me, I love my friends and family, and I love good omens and I love its fanbase! But I don’t really need these loves to draw or write how Jophiel/Crowley and Azazel/Aziraphale love each other, because to me they just make it so painfully obvious themselves that it’s very easy to build upon.

Thank you for the lovely asks!

[dumskullexpress]

I don’t usually make these but uhhh

🍾🥤💥Madness Combat: Restaurant Etiquette Edition🔥🍔🍖

From order of best to worst.

AUDITOR

Physically incapable of leaving a mess

Orders most expensive meal available

Knows how to use a fork and knife

Wears a bib and a puts a napkin on their lap

Offers critique to the chef directly

Invests in the local business

Pays in full

Leaves a $100 tip

JEBUS

Orders something small but modest

Keeps cutlery neat and tidy on the table

Cleans up after himself

Compliments the chef, waiters, and dishwashers

Pays in full

Leaves a generous tip

SANFORD

Orders the spiciest option available

Chats up the waiter

Tries not to leave too much of a mess

Stacks the dirty plates

Has desert

Pays in full

Might leave a tip

DOC

Orders whatever looks good

On his phone most of the time

Not really involved with the restaurant staff

Wipes crumbs onto the floor

Pays in full

Doesn’t tip

DEIMOS

Orders the weirdest or grossest food on the menu

Stabs everything with a fork, spoons are for pussies

Chews with his mouth open

Smokes in the restaurant despite no-smoking signs

Trash EVERYWHERE

Didn’t bring his wallet

Pays in pennies, or forgets to pay entirely

Forgets to tip

TRICKY

Gets junk food

Uses his hands, completely ignoring the utensils

Screams at the staff

Staff is too terrified to oppose him

50/50 chance pays in Chuck-E-Cheese tokens or sets the restaurant on fire.

Murders a customer on the way out

Leaves a tip

and last but not least...

HANK

Doesn’t order, just grabs a random customer’s meal and swallows it whole

Doesn’t chew

Drinks directly from the soda dispenser

Smashes kid’s birthday cake

Shoots the waiter when asked to leave

Uses a hostage as a meat shield when law enforcement arrives

Throws a grenade into the kitchen

Massacre

Steals money from the register

Leaves

Doesn’t tip

Honorable mentions:

MAG Agent Torture

Accidentally squishes the waiter when ordering

Too big to fit inside

Has to order 20 different meals

Agency pays for damages

Church and Jorge

Orders biggest thing on the menu

“I’ll have what he’s having.”

Has a food fight

Leaves without paying

Phobos

Smites the waiter for addressing him as “sir” and not “god-emperor”

Won’t eat food that doesn’t meet his standards

Expects the entire restaurant (including customers) to kowtow before him

“What do you mean the meal isn’t free?! I demand to see this ‘MANAGER’ of yours.”

Gestalt

He fucking eats you

So yeah! Those are my silly restaurant hcs! :D

[svt-luna]

Hellooo!! I just discovered your blog and let me say that JeongNa is *CHEF’S KISS* AND THEY’RE SO CUTE!!!! I literally binge read your whole masterlist for 3 hours straight and I seriously cant’t get enough😩 I noticed that PD Na said that its his first time meeting Luna, so does that mean that she didn’t participate in the game caterers x hybe version?? (I was lowkey hoping for her to be there tho,,, but it’s ok if she doesn’t!)

You’re literally so creative, like, HOW DO YOU COME UP WITH THESE STUFF U R A GENIUS!!

I LOVE YOUR WRITING SO MUCH PLEASE DONT DIE🫶🏼🫵😫😔����🔥😘

hello, my love!!! first of all, welcome to my little blog! THANK YOU SO SO SO MUCH FOR SPENDING SO MUCH TIME READING!!! OH MY GOODNESS!!! your time and appreciation is greatly appreciated, so thank you once again 🥹🤍

to answer you question, yes! game caterers x svt is the first time PD Na met Luna! unfortunately i won’t be writing game caterers x hybe because it would too short because i will only be focusing on seventeen but do not worry… nana tour is coming really soon!!

and thank you for the compliments 💖 however, i am no genius, a lot of my followers request their own ideas and inspire me, so it’s not only me 😊

again, thank you a million times, my love!!

all the love in the world 💖💖💖

[tarrenterror25]

nsfw headcanons/whatevr u feel like abt julian slowik with a gn reader who's also a chef? julian is obviously a fan of being in control, but maybe reader also has a dominant side...

First off, I want to say thank you so much for taking the time to send me an ask! 💖💖

Again, I’m not a chef/cook so I’ll do my best to include the chef-y details! I hope you like these ✨

🔥NSFW🔥

Julian Slowik x Dom!Chef!GN!Reader

You’re a chef who doesn’t cook with as much precision, but you cook with passion. For you, it’s effortless to make something beautiful on the plate and you can turn the most unappetizing morsels into delicacies, even the s’more.

How do you do it? Julian has to know.

You will teach him to surrender himself to his passion fully and to abandon whatever he knows about precision. He has to lose sight of all the details and focus on the bigger picture.

“No,” you say gently tapping his hand with your index finger. “What?” Julian asks. “Is this not the recipe?” “Don’t cut the garlic, mash it with your knife.” “But...the recipe calls for minced-” “And I’m telling you,” your voice is warm on his neck from how close you’re standing to him, “to do it this way. Who do you trust more to know about taste; a piece of paper? Or yourself?”

Julian has never met someone he’s wanted to please so much except for maybe his manager when he worked at the burger joint.

For you, he’s a sub. Or at the very least more submissive in the kitchen and in private.

He’s eager to see the world how you see it, how your senses take in all of your experiences and transform them into something delicious and fleeting on a plate.

The only thing Julian Slowik knows about sex is fucking like a rabbit and you’ll show him that it’s just like when he’s in the kitchen; all the work that has to go into the process and the time it takes to make the experience more enjoyable.

He’s very into restraints and being blindfolded since this a technique used to heighten the sense of taste. He’ll learn to savor these tastes; to savor you.

Of course he loves praise, but he already knows he’s the best so hearing something different from you is what really gets him. He’s totally into light degradation. You can’t put him down completely, but questioning his skills as a chef and a lover even a little will have him melt into a puddle.

“Is this to your liking?” Julian asks tentatively. You smirk, just a bit, enough that he can tell you’re amused by his question. “If I was a customer at Hawthorne and you asked me that, I’d go into the kitchen and make the food myself.”

No one talks to him like that, but you which makes it a huge turn on. Pointing out that he’s the boss in the kitchen, but practically a slave to you gets him going.

As the dominant one in the relationship, you are his guide to finding how to put passion and fire back into his life! It’ll reflect in his cooking and this is where the praise from you means the most.

If he cooks a dish and you genuinely compliment it, he’s inspired and will take the reins during your next encounter.

[fuckyeahgoodomensfanfic]

Fanfic Review: Style and Substance

“But y’know, if my boss finds out I’m helping you even a little, they’re gonna throw me out on my ass.” “Yes, I understand it is a bit of a conflict of interest for you… Is there something I can offer you in return? Something you would like?” Aziraphale questioned hopefully. You, Crowley thought loudly as he took a second sip. I want to know if you moan when you kiss the same way you do when you try something delicious. I want to know if your lips taste like Zinfandel. “Yes, actually.” Aziraphale is having difficulty running his restaurant, and it isn't helping that he believes the place across the street is trying to sabotage him. To his surprise, chef Crowley comes to him on friendly terms. Together they come up with an arrangement that could benefit them both.

Length: 89,422 words

AO3 Rating: Explicit / Spice Level 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Best for: Pick-Me-Up, Romance, Human AU

Triggers: None

Read it here, fic by Cabernet_Woebegone

*Minor Spoilers* As I'm sitting here trying to write up this post, I keep coming back to calling it "effortless." It's full of detail, excellent descriptions of food and cooking techniques, but it's not jargony. It's got an excellent voice, so you fall in step with this characterization very easily. It's just effortlessly easy to fall into this story.

Aziraphale owns and solely operates The Gate, a French restaurant, while Crowley is head chef at the hip and modern Ripe. To be totally honest, my fanfic goggles were on for the fact that Aziraphale is the only employee at his restaurant. Eventually we will bring in Newt, but yeah I think you have to look past that and just accept it. In the grand scheme of things do things need to make absolute real world sense? Nah. But on the other hand, the author was realistic about their schedules which I loved. Yes, it made things inconvenient for their love life, but the conflict that brought is great!! It's not that I want them to be apart, but I like stories where they don't get to be attached at the hip 24/7. It's real and gives so much to play with. We get to be there for the realistic up and downs of a relationship. They're still figuring each other out! They don't have 6000 years of history, they need to learn how to be together. Love the hint at kink, it's not a smutty story, but it's enough to spice things up and is exactly my headcanon for their preferences so I loved it.

Where this story shines is the way the pair compliments each other in the kitchen. If you're a fan of Old Vines, you'll love this one. I love when they are both incredibly competent but at different styles and the respect they have for one another because of it. Crowley will never have Aziraphale's level of education, but Aziraphale lacks Crowley's inventiveness and fearlessness. Put it together and the sparks fly!

Mostly safe in public, the explicit chapters are marked. This one can do it all. Great for at home, or on the go. You can pick it up and put it down if you need, but it's also very engaging for a binge read. This was an excellent dish

Read it here, fic by Cabernet_Woebegone

[ravenbloodshot]

Thoughts on le sserafim comeback (if you listened)

That shits 🔥👌

Does anyone know who produced it??? I really like the beat, and the lyrics just flow right

Kazuha, Yunjin, and Chaewon really caught my eye (especially Yunjin, that girl is just pretty asf and she's sounds ethereal)

The only negative thing I would say is the other two kinda faded into the background other than that everything else is perfect

Compliments to the chef

[xamaxenta]

Holy shit bro ur cooking tonight my compliments chef 🔥

Ace blindfolded awaiting Marco’s orders and hes like diamond hard bc this is the voice hes heard in his dreaaaamssssss

And yeah singer Ace singing about naughty shit hell yeah you know thats my vibe

[crybabychim]

Okay stalker! Reader. OMG! it is beyond incredible! vivid, enticing, and utterly hot 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Bravo! 👏 Chef's kiss!!! and I can't wait to see what other you create. Let me take a moment to express my admiration for your blog. Your writing is beyond incredible, and I can't help but absolutely love it! Not a lot of people do Dark! Jimin and thank you for this blog ❤️ Please don't feel discouraged because I want you to know that not only me, but many others out there deeply appreciate you and your amazing blog. You're doing an amazing job! 💫

wow thank you so much 🥹 I didn't think idol jimin & stalker reader would get such a reaction ahah I appreciate it so much <3

I know, not a lot of people want to take a dark route with jimin which is so so disappointing. I love dark content, but what is being written rn on Tumblr isn't much of my taste yk? so this is why my blog exist hehe 😼

I can't help but be discouraged sometimes! sharing things publicly isn't always easy, but thank you for the sweet compliments, it makes me happy 🤍 xx

[feleshero]

🔥

send me a 🔥 and i'll tell you one thing my muse finds attractive about @decoresca

❝ Love what you can do with some fresh ingredients, your highness. That might've been one of the best bits of cake I've ever had. ❞

Usually she had to spend a pretty penny for food with that many michelin stars attached to it. Felicia'd laud more compliments unto the chef in that vein, but she was so sure the monarch would tell her 'the secret ingredient was love' or something.

❝ You know how hard it is to be kind. You know kindness is easy to toy with everywhere you go, and yet here you are. Decidedly the kindest person in the room, and without any reservations about it. ❞ If there was a reservation, it was that others around her weren't trying to be as nice as she was...

❝ Weaponizing your heart is maybe the most out of pocket thing I've ever seen, but every time I have seen it, it's also always the most incredible thing too. ❞ Minako would be proud of this Pretty Soldier. They were cut from the same flower. ❝ Being beautiful wasn't enough. You took it upon yourself to be good too... that's amazing. You're amazing.❞

[sociialantii]

I don’t know if it’s safe to say I love you, but I LIKE everything about you shawty🫀 fr!

I like the way you look at me

I like the way you smile

I like the way you show you’re paying attention when I talk

I like the way we share similarities

I like how happy I get around you

I like how you never make me feel left out

I like when you compliment me

I like the way you make me feel

I like when you’re around me

I like your aura and allure when you sit in front of me

I like your natural beauty

I like how I can tell you’re different than the other girls

I like that you’re open and don’t judge

I like everything about you fr.

Even if you don’t feel the same way about me like most of the others didn’t (I hope you do), I appreciate you and adore you. If we don’t talk anymore after highschool, ima always remember you.🫀 keep bein you L🖤

(Look how we always chef that food up in my food science class😂🔥)

[tampatom12]

Tom actually did yell at his OLine to “Wake the fuck up!” in a 2020 Bears game when he kept getting sacked (he’s very passionate when he thinks people aren’t doing their jobs).

I called you Eddie because your other username is youngeditor1999 and I wasn’t sure what you’d like to be called. I thought the nickname was p cute tho

I found the clip of this moment!!

My man was not happy. 😤🤬

I love how everybody knows what he said, despite Fox blurring out the exact words. 🤭🤗💯🌟🔥💖

One of the things I have always loved about Tom is seeing him get hyped, fired up, and yelling at his teammates when he feels that they aren't playing their best!!

Back when I was in junior high and high school and didn't like him, I still found him to be entertaining on the sidelines when he would do things like that to his fellow Patriots.

Like, yeah, he yelled at them, but they usually seemed to understand why and went on to fix/improve their performances from there on out!!

Also, 2020 Tom is so special to me, as that is the first year that he spent with the Bucs. 🥰🤩😎💞

For those that might not know:

After he and the Bucs ended up going to the Super Bowl for that season, that's when I started paying more attention to him and Rob, eventually becoming the obsessed fan that I am today!!

Anyway, seeing Tom yell at his teammates was great and proves how he deeply cared about and truly believed in them. 🥺😭🤧💪🏻💥💗

Ultimately, for me, that's why he's the GOAT--because he loved, admired and cared SO MUCH about all of his teammates!!! He really just wanted to see them be the best that he knew they could be and was there to support all of them as they achieved their goals together. He is very much a man of the people and wanted everybody to be positive and suceed.

One that note, one of my all-time favorite videos of him is this one, where he's speaking at the Buc's ring ceremony.

I highly reccomend that everybody go watch this for themselves!!! It's Tom at his very best. 🥰💯🌟🔥 The way that he gives compliments and shoutouts to his teammates and the coaches is chef's kiss. I find this speech/video to be all around excellent content!! 🌠😊

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Now, on a personal note...!!

Now that I know the true reasoning behind why you decided to call me Eddie, I have to say that that's pretty sweet and defintley cute a.f.❣❣🕊🌺🌻🌼☺

While I at first was confused about it and thought that it was odd, now I appreciate the thought and creativity that went into it (as silly as that might sound because it is just a goofy little nickname that you probably made up on the fly!)!! 🤩💯🔥💞

My actual first name is Rachel, but you-or anyone else for that matter!-can call me Eddie anytime. 🙂😘🤗🥰

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In closing, thank you for sending me this message!!!

It was a nice thing to wake up to today. 😊🌥⛅🌞💓☮

[peachsayshi]

Gojo and semipublic sex headcanon? >:D

Yesssssss, anon!! 😈🔥🔥

That’s the thing with Gojo, right?

He loves to tease.

He always plans dinners by ensuring that you both get a private table/room/booth. He pouts if you show up wearing a pair of jeans, but when you’re in a dress or skirt - his eyes light up with excitement.

He’s extra flirtatious, whispering in your ear about how good you look and how he cannot wait to get home and fuck you. He doesn’t care if the waiters are around, and even catches them blushing sometimes when he lets something slip a little louder than a whisper.

His hands always wander up your leg, softly stroking your skin until it’s underneath the hem of your outfit. He loves feeling you soak through your underwear, and will even tug it aside just to stroke the path of your slit.

He almost let himself go too far once, almost allowed his fingers to prod against your weeping hole when the waiter interrupted. Gojo’s fingers immediately went to his lips, and he sucked them clean before stating: “dessert was fabulous, my compliments to the chef!”

It’s the thrill of getting caught without actually being compromised that turns him on the most, and once you picked up on that little fact you decided to treat him every now and then.

Occasionally you enjoyed a night out where you can go dancing, and Satoru was always happy to tag along for the date! His fun persona always made a simple night out feel like an adventure, but sometimes in the heat of the moment…

Your bodies would start moving against each other like you were the only two people on the dance floor. His hands were on your hips, occasionally gliding up your waist and lightly cupping your breasts. He can feel your ass grinding up against his crotch, and he’s fucking hard that he knew if you carried on any longer he would cum on the spot.

But you playfully turn around, and give him a little twirl before pressing your chest against his. Your lips brush his ear and you whisper that you’re not wearing any underwear. His hand finds yours so fast, and he drags you across the crowd of people until you’re both in the bathroom.

He keeps the door locked when he fucks you, and it feels so hot and dirty in the moment that you can’t help but give in. If you’re lucky you’ll both finish before quickly cleaning up and then head back home. But sometimes, there will be a knock of someone waiting on the other side…and instead of stopping Satoru just fucks you harder that you cry out “it’s occupied!” just as your about to reach your peak…and it’s clearly obvious what’s happening that you can only imagine the flushed expression on the stranger’s face standing behind the frame 🙈

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