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If you won't rub the cucumber, would you at least give it a good pat? It tried it's best today.
Just like you, my sweet Anon! ๐๐
#๐ฅ๐ช#ask#๐ฅ Anon#๐๐ฅ#my my#who said I would NOT rub it? ๐#rub it pat it stroke it hug it flick it#a gentleman of a cucumber#at least you can eat the skin of a cucumber...#without feeling like you're violating a law of nature#(you know who you are)#(I'm squinting hard at both of you)#ANYWAY#I'm sure the cucumber did it's best today#Bobby was the one growing them#by hand#naturally it's giving its best#always#Bobby put a lot of love into his cucumbers#and other things#but Bobby swears it was all natural products#Bobby was so gentle when he raised it#Bobby has a green thumb#some even say a green fist#Bobby can do a lot of things with his thumb and fist#such a multi-talent
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For the canon tunes ask, to no one's surprise! I used to (and still do) listen to a lot of Vocaloid & Hatsune Miku pre transmigration, specifically Triple Baka which will ALWAYS speak to my soul.
โ Shen Qingqiu / Shen Yuan in this case lol. #๐๐ฅ
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Nevermind, I've embarrassed myself by being too impatient & ultimately too emotionally honest TWICE via longing confessions or whatever. Is it too late to get pickle jar'd?
โ Shen Qingqiu. ๐๐ฅ
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another ficlet from the same verse as iโm sorry, christofern ๐ชด
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Eddie unbuttoned the top two buttons of his dress shirt. He couldnโt breathe. The waiter was sneering down at himโat his piercings, tattoos, fingernails blackened with polish and chipping. He didnโt belong at this fine establishment, and it was noticeable to everyone.
The piano man was going to town playing a Beethoven Sonata near their table, and Eddie was this close to shoving him off the bench and showing him how to play some real fucking music.
But Steve was also sitting across from him, looking suave with his hair combed back like an old Hollywood movie star. He was beaming at Eddie, and Eddie was helpless to it.
Even if the menu was giving him a goddamn heart attack, and he was trying not to keel over behind it as Steve ordered the lobster bisqueโto start.
Eddie ordered the garden salad.
Steve gave him a weird look. โYou sure that's what you want? I thought you didn't like salad.โ
โIโm sure,โ Eddie said. The salad wouldn't demolish his wallet like any of the things that actually sounded good. โIโm turning over a new leaf. Eating healthier.โ
โUh-huh. Youโre already as skinny as a string bean. I don't think you need to eat healthier. You probably need to eat more."
โNo can do. Iโve become a slut for vegetables.โ Eddie grinned. It was maniacal. โCan't resist a big, juicy cucumber in my mouth.โ
The waiter left, looking deeply disturbed, and Steve kicked him under the table, blushing. โEddie! Jesus.โ
โWhat? Can't a man freely express his joy for deepthroating gourds?โ
Steve choked on his water, putting the glass down hastily as he coughed. โYouโre such aโฆโ He didn't finish that sentence, but Eddie could fill in the blank.
๐๐ฑ๐ฟ๐
Their first course came, and Eddie pretended to like his salad.
โYeah, you really look like you're into that,โ Steve said, stirring his soup.
Eddie swallowed hard. โItโs absolutely succulent, Steven, thank you.โ
He absolutely hated it. The slimy vinaigrette, too.
โOh, man. Look at that string of pearls,โ Steve said, letting it go as he pointed over Eddieโs shoulder. โIโd like one of those.โ
Usually, Eddie was the one lacking manners. โKinda rude to point at people, baby.โ
Also, pearls? Eddie was going to be in the red right after this dinner. He hoped Steve wasnโt expecting those any time soon.
Steve laughed, dropping his hand on the table. โNo, Iโm not. Look.โ
Eddie turned in his chair, then groaned in realization when he saw what was hanging from the ceiling.
Steve wasnโt pointing at some woman wearing a pearl necklace. He was geeking out over a fucking plant. Even in public, he was a devoted plant daddy.
โWe can get you one of those,โ Eddie told him. Steve wanted a pearl plant? Done.
Steve leaned back in his seat, assessing him with his warm brown gaze. Eddie tried not to squirm. โWhat?โ
โYou don't like it here.โ
Eddie balked. โI like it fineโโ he started, then deflated a little under Steveโs skeptical eyebrow quirk. โOkay, I don't like it here. But you do, right?โ
โIt actually kinda reminds me of my parents.โ Steveโs nose wrinkled. โI just wanted to have a good time with you and treat you to something special, but it backfired on me.โ
Oh. Hell.
โHey, it didn't backfire, sweetheart,โ Eddie told him, voice low. His hand twitched. He wanted to reach across the table for Steveโs but knew he couldnโtโespecially not here. Here, they were no more than friends.
โYou wanna ditch and go get a pizza?โ Steve asked, nails scratching along the crisp white tablecloth like he was thinking the same thing. โWe can catch the next creature feature at the drive-in. Eat on the hood of my car?โ
Eddie sighed, feeling his entire self relax. โOh fuck yes, please. Letโs go.โ
They grinned at each other and got up, slinging on their coats. They paid for their half-eaten meals. Neither of them tipped the snooty waiter.
Steve caught his hand in the parking lot as they walked to his car. It was risky, but the walk was less than a minute. They linked fingers.
#fic#steve harrington#eddie munson#stranger things#steddie#steddie au#steve x eddie#steddie drabble#steddie fic#steddie ficlet#boyfriends#date night#๐ฅ#plant daddy verse ๐ชด๐
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Phos โบ๏ธ๐ฆ๐ค๐๐๏ธ๐ฆ
#๐๐๐๐ฟ๐๐ฅ๐ฑ๐ข๐ณ๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฅ๐ฆ #wanted to draw them destroyed#my art#hnk#phos#land of the lustrous
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EVERYTHING GREEN REMINDS ME OF HER
#like I saw grass and yelled BRAT!๐ซต๐ผ#charli xcx#charlie xcx brat#brat album#๐คข๐คฎ๐ค๐๐ฆ ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง๐ฑ๐ฟ๐โ๏ธ๐๐ชด๐ต๐ด๐ณ๐ฒ๐ฒ๐ฆ๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ข๐๐๐ธ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ชฒ๐๐๐๐๐ฅ๐ซ๐ฅฆ๐ฅ๐ฅฌ๐ซ๐ซ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ง๐๐ก๐ค๏ธ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๏ธ๐๐ฅ๐โณ๐งฉ๐๐๐ธ๐ต๐ช๐#IT WOULDN'T LET ME PUT MORE THAN 140 EMOJIS WTF???#Tumblr clearly doesn't like brat
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"Why Adamas is green?" ๐ง๐ง
Is a question most of all seek to understand...
I'll explain to you why ๐ฅฐโค๏ธโค๏ธ
Here's your answer @lady-panini ๐ณ๐ณ
#Adamas you're so#G r e e n#๐ตโป๏ธ๐๐๐ฅ๐๐คข๐ฆ ๐ฑ๐ฟ๐โ๏ธ๐๐ชด๐ต๐ด๐ณ๐ฒ๐ฆ๐๐ฆ๐ข๐๐๐ธ๐ชฒ๐๐๐๐ฅ๐ฅฆ๐ฅ๐ฅฌ๐ซ๐ซ๐ฅ๐ธ๐ฒ๐๐๐ฆ๐พ๐๐๐ฅ๐งฉ๐ซ๐งต๐งถ๐๐ถ๐ธ๐ต๐งบ๐ฉณ๐ช๐งซ๐งช๐ฉบ๐ฅ๐ข#record of ragnarok#shumatsu no valkyrie#Adamas#adamas record of ragnarok#Adamas ror#Record of ragnarok edit
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i just spent 4 squids on a pickle bc i miss real pickles so bad ๐
#ok they're too salty but flavor so good#reminds me of the pickle barrels at the deli counter ๐ฅ๐
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*offers Bobby a salad*
๐๐ฅ๐ฅ
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*topped with*
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Bobby never says no to a good nut dressing. Bobby likes it creamy after all. ๐๐ฅ๐
But Bobby is overjoyed with your offering and wrote something for you in return, dear Legume Anon. ๐๐
Roses are red,
your eye will be blue,
unless you allow me
to place Deez nuts nside you.
#๐ฅ#๐ฅ๐ฝ๐#๐#even Bobby knows poetry#would you say this is nuts?#I can't stop#it comes so nut-urally#just keep flicking#Legume anon
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i can make pictures easily๐๐๐๐๐๐
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๐คถ๐งโ๐๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ฆธ๐ฆนโโ๏ธ๐ฆนโโ๏ธ๐ฆน๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง๐ง๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐๐ถโโ๏ธ๐ถโโ๏ธโโก๏ธ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐ถโโ๏ธโโก๏ธ๐ถ๐ถโโก๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธโโก๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธโโก๏ธ๐ง๐งโโก๏ธ๐จโ๐ฆฏ๐จโ๐ฆฏโโก๏ธ๐ฉโ๐ฆฏ๐ฉโ๐ฆฏโโก๏ธ๐งโ๐ฆฏ๐งโ๐ฆฏโโก๏ธ๐จโ๐ฆผ๐จโ๐ฆผโโก๏ธ๐ฉโ๐ฆผ๐ฉโ๐ฆผโโก๏ธ๐งโ๐ฆผ๐งโ๐ฆผโโก๏ธ๐จโ๐ฆฝ๐จโ๐ฆฝโโก๏ธ๐ฉโ๐ฆฝ๐ฉโ๐ฆฝโโก๏ธ๐งโ๐ฆฝ๐งโ๐ฆฝโโก๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธโโก๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธโโก๏ธ๐๐โโก๏ธ๐บ๐๐ด๐ฏโโ๏ธ๐ฏโโ๏ธ๐ฏ๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง๐คบ๐โท๏ธ๐๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐๐ฃโโ๏ธ๐ฃโโ๏ธ๐ฃ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐โน๏ธโโ๏ธโน๏ธโโ๏ธโน๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ด๐ตโโ๏ธ๐ตโโ๏ธ๐ต๐คธโโ๏ธ๐คธโโ๏ธ๐คธ๐คผโโ๏ธ๐คผโโ๏ธ๐คผ๐คฝโโ๏ธ๐คฝโโ๏ธ๐คฝ๐คพโโ๏ธ๐คพโโ๏ธ๐คพ๐คนโโ๏ธ๐คนโโ๏ธ๐คน๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง๐๐๐ฌ๐ซ๐ญ๐งโ๐คโ๐ง๐จโโค๏ธโ๐โ๐จ๐ฉโโค๏ธโ๐โ๐จ๐ฉโโค๏ธโ๐โ๐ฉ๐๐จโโค๏ธโ๐จ๐ฉโโค๏ธโ๐จ๐ฉโโค๏ธโ๐ฉ๐๐ฉโ๐ฉโ๐ฆ๐จโ๐ฉโ๐ง๐ฉโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ฆ๐จโ๐ฉโ๐ฆโ๐ฆ๐จโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ง๐จโ๐ฆ๐ฉโ๐ฆ๐ฃ๐ค๐ฅ๏ธ๐ซ๐ฃ๐งโ๐งโ๐ง๐งโ๐งโ๐งโ๐ง๐งโ๐ง๐งโ๐งโ๐ง๐ต๐๐ฆ๐ฆง๐ถ๐๐ฆฎ๐โ๐ฆบ๐ฉ๐บ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฑ๐๐โโฌ๐ฆ๐ฏ๐
๐๐ด๐ซ๐ซ๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆฌ๐ฎ๐๐๐๐ท๐๐๐ฝ๐๐๐๐ช๐ซ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐๐ฆฃ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ญ๐๐๐น๐ฐ๐๐ฟ๐ฆซ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ป๐จ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐ผ๐ฆฅ๐ฆฆ๐ฆจ๐ฆ๐ฆก๐พ๐ฆ๐๐๐ฃ๐ค๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ง๐๐ฆ
๐ฆ๐ฆข๐ฆ๐ฆค๐ชถ๐ฆฉ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ชฝ๐ฆโโฌ๐ชฟ๐ฆโ๐ฅ๐ธ๐๐ข๐ฆ๐๐ฒ๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ณ๐๐ฌ๐ฆญ๐๐ ๐ก๐ฆ๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐๐ชธ๐ชผ๐๐ฆ๐๐๐๐ชฒ๐๐ฆ๐ท๐ชณ๐ธ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ชฐ๐ชฑ๐ฆ ๐๐ธ๐ฎ๐ชท๐ต๐น๐ฅ๐บ๐ป๐ผ๐ท๐ชปโ๏ธ๐ฑ๐ชด๐ฒ๐ณ๐ด๐ต๐พ๐ฟโ๏ธ๐๐๐๐๐ชน๐ชบ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ฅญ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ซ๐ฅ๐
๐ซ๐ฅฅ๐โ๐ฉ๐ฅ๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฝ๐ถ๐ซ๐ฅ๐ฅฌ๐ฅฆ๐ง๐ง
๐๐ฅ๐ซ๐ฐ๐ซ๐ซ๐โ๐ซ๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ซ๐ฅจ๐ฅฏ๐ฅ๐ง๐ง๐๐๐ฅฉ๐ฅ๐๐๐๐ญ๐ฅช๐ฎ๐ฏ๐ซ๐ฅ๐ง๐ฅ๐ณ๐ฅ๐ฒ๐ซ๐ฅฃ๐ฅ๐ฟ๐ง๐ง๐ฅซ๐ฑ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ข๐ฃ๐ฆช๐ค๐ฅ๐ฅฎ๐ก๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐ฅก๐ฆ๐ง๐จ๐ฉ๐ช๐๐ฐ๐ง๐ฅง๐ซ๐ฌ๐ญ๐ฎ๐ฏ๐ผ๐ฅโ๏ธ๐ซ๐ต๐ถ๐พ๐ท๐ธ๐น๐บ๐ป๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ซ๐ฅค๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ฅข๐ฝ๐ด๐ฅ๐ช๐ซ๐บ๐๐๐๐๐บ๐งญ๐โฐ๏ธ๐๐ป๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐งฑ๐ชจ๐ชต๐๐๐๐ ๐ก๐ข๐ฃ๐ค๐ฅ๐ฆ๐จ๐ฉ๐ช๐ซ๐ฌ๐ญ๐ฏ๐ฐ๐๐ผ๐ฝโช๏ธ๐๐๐โฉ๏ธ๐โฒ๏ธโบ๏ธ๐๐๐๐๐
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I had posted about this somewhere else but I have a sneaking suspicion it got eaten via tumblr, truly unfortunate. This won't be as heart.... soulful..... something or other, whatever, as it was when I wrote it half asleep a few days ago but I feel as though it needs to be said (again) because I keep missing them (again).
I miss you my disciples, I miss you Yingying, I miss you Ming Fan. It sort of broke my heart to come across a Ming Fan that had felt unwanted, y'know, as though the only one that mattered was Luo Binghe which might be true for some versions of me but that simply isn't the case for me personally. I dearly miss my disciples, I dearly miss the Peak Lords, some more than others as is the way feeling based memories go because I have such a difficult time with memories... it does make me a bit insecure but that's for another time.
I do miss you Liu Qingge, you were my best friend and I still deeply care for you (and greatly miss having you around to tease!). I do miss Yue Qingyuan, even if we weren't necessarily close, it's something that's difficult and ultimately I'll forever feel guilty we never really got to talk or that I was able to openly admit and apologize to you even if it wasn't my fault. It was just messy, but still, you are kind and I appreciate that deeply. I miss Mu Qingfan and Qi Qingqi (I just know we'd get on like a house on fire still!) even if I don't really have feelings or memories, I miss you and the others nonetheless.
Airplane, does it even really need to be said dude lol. I miss bullying you, you hamster fuck. ๐ and yes this is my affection!!!!!
And Luo Binghe, does it even need to be said? My heart will always go out to every Binghe, Bingmei or Bingge. I've talked about this before but especially Bingge. I don't understand how anyone could possibly hate you, it will never cease to make me angry. To have to pick and choose, it breaks my heart, I can't stand it. So know that all Luo Binghe's out there are loved and cared for, forever. You will always have someone cheering you on quietly!
I miss all of you. Know there is a Shizun and a Shixiong / Shidi that does miss you all dearly to an EMBARRASSING DEGREE because I HAD to write this all out again for some fucking reason but hey it is what it is. I think of you all constantly at the cost of bittersweet longing but I have mastered the art of longing. This shit is nothing to me man!
Anyways. I needed to get this out AGAIN apparently. The alternative is sitting here and letting it rattle around in the fucking echo chamber of my mind. Which ordinarily I'm fine with doing but.... augh I don't know. But this has gone on long enough my rant essay is over now LOL.
โ Shen Qingqiu / Yuan. (here i'll give myself some goofy ass emoji because chances are I'll write here again like I did before so๐๐ฅ)
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#if you see these tags know that this is a strong contender for my fav confession of all#I'm sorry it didn't get posted elsewhere but I'm glad to have the privilege of hosting it!#longing confession#memory confession#(somewhat!)#well wishes#character love#shen qingqiu kin#svsss kin#๐๐ฅ
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basically i'm checking to see who likes pickles and who doesn't ๐๐ฅ (<- pretend that is a pickle thanks)
#pickle poll pickle poll pickle poll!!!!!#ari makes a poll#me personally i LOOOOOOOOOOOVE pickles <3#fellow pickle enjoyers rise up!!!!!!!!!!!! ๐๐ผ CRUNCH CRUNCH MUNCH MUNCH!!!!
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pickle stimboard with soap cutting/crushing for @picklewednesday !! :D
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Triggers : Random Horny Plant stuff [No minors or ageless. Mature +18]
๐I'm just going through a plant phase y'all. There's very little forest creature content on the monster tags. And believe me,getting plowed by some smooth branches that resemble mushroom head cocks with an aphrodisiac or something to make you sleepy,happy or numb instead of come,my holes are open for the trunk thump..๐ฅ
Imagine innards being rearranged like checkers to make room for these things.
Or a civilization of adorable little elves and faeries with a humanoid trans swamp monster as their Overlord or something.๐
#monster fucker#squishylovers#hornyposting#fae fucker#fae smut#plant nsft#plant fucker#swamp monster#monsterfucker#smut imagine#monster smut
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plant dashboard simulator
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when are we gonna talk about the superiority complex that evergreens have just because they donโt go dormant
๐ฑ sproutaloud Follow
IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE!!!
๐ณ oakspoke Follow
um itโs quite literally the opposite actually?? evergreens are always ostracized because they donโt turn colors in autumn
๐ nevergreen Following
found the evergreen apologist
#evergreens if i see u on this post ur getting blocked immediately
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๐ fruitsalad Follow
just a reminder that imported produce take away from the desirability of locally grown produce!
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what the fuck??
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op iโm outside your house with a weedwhacker
#tw discourse #tw idiocy
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demeaning crops who werenโt sowed with higher quality soil and fertilizer is elitist btw!
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literally who is doing that
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flop post i fear
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bro deleted his whole account ๐
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can we PLEASE talk about the pretty privilege of garden flowers?? weeds and wildflowers are always cast out just bc we arenโt โaestheticโ
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and the most stuck up ones are ALWAYS roses and sunflowers
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YOU GET IT!!!
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just got pollenated for the first timeโฆ
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some things can stay in the drafts op
๐ท pinkandpretty Following
donโt listen to them you go girl!
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dni if you think that kudzu shouldnโt be held accountable for the damage itโs done to native flora communities
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op they arenโt gonna like this oneโฆ
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your ass is always at the scene of the crime huh
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do you guys ever feel like you donโt belong
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gentle reminder that the terms succulent and cacti are not interchangeable!! all cacti are succulents but not all succulents are cacti! it can be offensive to some of us to use them incorrectly!
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reblogging so more people see this
#important
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all lawns are beautiful!! lawns with weeds! lawns with sparse grass and dirt patches! clover lawns! overgrown lawns! you are all beautiful!
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one of these things is not like the othersโฆ
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the real issue is that โlawnsโ exist in the first place. what happened to wide open fields?
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can you make your own fucking post
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vegetables that can be grown throughout multiple seasons i love you <3
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so just fuck single season veggies then huh?
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that is literally not what i said. but now i am. fuck you
#??? #are you stupid on purpose or
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๐ชท hightide Following
some of you guys need to start including aquatic plants in your advocacy. we are the most overlooked plant group
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THIS!!!!
๐ชท hightide Following
why are you the only one who understands me
#aquatic plants ๐ค desert plants
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no offense but indoor plants will literally never understand what wild plants go through
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you want a medal or something?? as a wild plant myself weโre not somehow better than them because we donโt need humans to take care of us. they didnโt ask to be born house plants
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kiss ass
#did they pick you? #i hope they see this bro
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shoutout to all of the big trees that share their nutrients with us little guys down here!! we love you!! ๐
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no one tell the climbing plants but it makes me feel a bit claustrophobic when they grow up all over me
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HELP i thought i was the only one ๐ญ
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oh thatโs notโฆ
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itโs not too late to delete thisโฆ
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like literally wtf???
#sorry that not all of us have a fucking trellis to grow on?? #we literally can not help how we grow??? #yall pretend to care about plants different from you but then post shit like this #did u think no one would see this? be honest #pathetic
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#dashboard simulator#long post#i love those dashboard simulator posts so much so i wanted to make one ^_^
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