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If you won't rub the cucumber, would you at least give it a good pat? It tried it's best today.
Just like you, my sweet Anon! 😌💚
#🥝🍪#ask#🥒 Anon#💚🥒#my my#who said I would NOT rub it? 😏#rub it pat it stroke it hug it flick it#a gentleman of a cucumber#at least you can eat the skin of a cucumber...#without feeling like you're violating a law of nature#(you know who you are)#(I'm squinting hard at both of you)#ANYWAY#I'm sure the cucumber did it's best today#Bobby was the one growing them#by hand#naturally it's giving its best#always#Bobby put a lot of love into his cucumbers#and other things#but Bobby swears it was all natural products#Bobby was so gentle when he raised it#Bobby has a green thumb#some even say a green fist#Bobby can do a lot of things with his thumb and fist#such a multi-talent
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For the canon tunes ask, to no one's surprise! I used to (and still do) listen to a lot of Vocaloid & Hatsune Miku pre transmigration, specifically Triple Baka which will ALWAYS speak to my soul.
─ Shen Qingqiu / Shen Yuan in this case lol. #💚🥒
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Nevermind, I've embarrassed myself by being too impatient & ultimately too emotionally honest TWICE via longing confessions or whatever. Is it too late to get pickle jar'd?
─ Shen Qingqiu. 💚🥒
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another ficlet from the same verse as i’m sorry, christofern 🪴
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Eddie unbuttoned the top two buttons of his dress shirt. He couldn’t breathe. The waiter was sneering down at him—at his piercings, tattoos, fingernails blackened with polish and chipping. He didn’t belong at this fine establishment, and it was noticeable to everyone.
The piano man was going to town playing a Beethoven Sonata near their table, and Eddie was this close to shoving him off the bench and showing him how to play some real fucking music.
But Steve was also sitting across from him, looking suave with his hair combed back like an old Hollywood movie star. He was beaming at Eddie, and Eddie was helpless to it.
Even if the menu was giving him a goddamn heart attack, and he was trying not to keel over behind it as Steve ordered the lobster bisque—to start.
Eddie ordered the garden salad.
Steve gave him a weird look. “You sure that's what you want? I thought you didn't like salad.”
“I’m sure,” Eddie said. The salad wouldn't demolish his wallet like any of the things that actually sounded good. “I’m turning over a new leaf. Eating healthier.”
“Uh-huh. You’re already as skinny as a string bean. I don't think you need to eat healthier. You probably need to eat more."
“No can do. I’ve become a slut for vegetables.” Eddie grinned. It was maniacal. “Can't resist a big, juicy cucumber in my mouth.”
The waiter left, looking deeply disturbed, and Steve kicked him under the table, blushing. “Eddie! Jesus.”
“What? Can't a man freely express his joy for deepthroating gourds?”
Steve choked on his water, putting the glass down hastily as he coughed. “You’re such a…” He didn't finish that sentence, but Eddie could fill in the blank.
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Their first course came, and Eddie pretended to like his salad.
“Yeah, you really look like you're into that,” Steve said, stirring his soup.
Eddie swallowed hard. “It’s absolutely succulent, Steven, thank you.”
He absolutely hated it. The slimy vinaigrette, too.
“Oh, man. Look at that string of pearls,” Steve said, letting it go as he pointed over Eddie’s shoulder. “I’d like one of those.”
Usually, Eddie was the one lacking manners. “Kinda rude to point at people, baby.”
Also, pearls? Eddie was going to be in the red right after this dinner. He hoped Steve wasn’t expecting those any time soon.
Steve laughed, dropping his hand on the table. “No, I’m not. Look.”
Eddie turned in his chair, then groaned in realization when he saw what was hanging from the ceiling.
Steve wasn’t pointing at some woman wearing a pearl necklace. He was geeking out over a fucking plant. Even in public, he was a devoted plant daddy.
“We can get you one of those,” Eddie told him. Steve wanted a pearl plant? Done.
Steve leaned back in his seat, assessing him with his warm brown gaze. Eddie tried not to squirm. “What?”
“You don't like it here.”
Eddie balked. “I like it fine—” he started, then deflated a little under Steve’s skeptical eyebrow quirk. “Okay, I don't like it here. But you do, right?”
“It actually kinda reminds me of my parents.” Steve’s nose wrinkled. “I just wanted to have a good time with you and treat you to something special, but it backfired on me.”
Oh. Hell.
“Hey, it didn't backfire, sweetheart,” Eddie told him, voice low. His hand twitched. He wanted to reach across the table for Steve’s but knew he couldn’t—especially not here. Here, they were no more than friends.
“You wanna ditch and go get a pizza?” Steve asked, nails scratching along the crisp white tablecloth like he was thinking the same thing. “We can catch the next creature feature at the drive-in. Eat on the hood of my car?”
Eddie sighed, feeling his entire self relax. “Oh fuck yes, please. Let’s go.”
They grinned at each other and got up, slinging on their coats. They paid for their half-eaten meals. Neither of them tipped the snooty waiter.
Steve caught his hand in the parking lot as they walked to his car. It was risky, but the walk was less than a minute. They linked fingers.
#fic#steve harrington#eddie munson#stranger things#steddie#steddie au#steve x eddie#steddie drabble#steddie fic#steddie ficlet#boyfriends#date night#🥒#plant daddy verse 🪴💚
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Phos ☺️🦋🤍💚🕊️🦠
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EVERYTHING GREEN REMINDS ME OF HER
#like I saw grass and yelled BRAT!🫵🏼#charli xcx#charlie xcx brat#brat album#🤢🤮🤑💚🦠🧟♀️🧌🌱🌿🍃☘️🍀🪴🌵🌴🌳🌲🐲🦎🐉🦖🦕🐢🐊🐍🐸🦜🦚🪲🐛🍈🍏🍐🥝🫒🥦🥒🥬🫛����🥑🥗🧃🚜🏡🛤️🛣️🎄🥎🎍⛳🧩📟🔋💸💵🪖📗#IT WOULDN'T LET ME PUT MORE THAN 140 EMOJIS WTF???#Tumblr clearly doesn't like brat
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"Why Adamas is green?" 🧐🧐
Is a question most of all seek to understand...
I'll explain to you why 🥰❤️❤️
Here's your answer @lady-panini 😳😳
#Adamas you're so#G r e e n#🍵♻️🍏📗🥗💚🤢🦠🌱🌿🍃☘️🍀🪴🌵🌴🌳🌲🦎🐉🦖🐢🐊🐍🐸🪲🐛🍈🍐🥝🥦🥒🥬🫛🫑🥑🍸🚲🚜🚃🏦🗾🎋🎄🥎🧩🔫🧵🧶🔋💶💸💵🧺🩳🪖🧫🧪🩺📥🟢#record of ragnarok#shumatsu no valkyrie#Adamas#adamas record of ragnarok#Adamas ror#Record of ragnarok edit
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i just spent 4 squids on a pickle bc i miss real pickles so bad 😔
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*offers Bobby a salad*
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*topped with*
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Bobby never says no to a good nut dressing. Bobby likes it creamy after all. 😏🥜👌
But Bobby is overjoyed with your offering and wrote something for you in return, dear Legume Anon. 💚💕
Roses are red,
your eye will be blue,
unless you allow me
to place Deez nuts nside you.
#🥜#🥒🌽🍌#💚#even Bobby knows poetry#would you say this is nuts?#I can't stop#it comes so nut-urally#just keep flicking#Legume anon
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I had posted about this somewhere else but I have a sneaking suspicion it got eaten via tumblr, truly unfortunate. This won't be as heart.... soulful..... something or other, whatever, as it was when I wrote it half asleep a few days ago but I feel as though it needs to be said (again) because I keep missing them (again).
I miss you my disciples, I miss you Yingying, I miss you Ming Fan. It sort of broke my heart to come across a Ming Fan that had felt unwanted, y'know, as though the only one that mattered was Luo Binghe which might be true for some versions of me but that simply isn't the case for me personally. I dearly miss my disciples, I dearly miss the Peak Lords, some more than others as is the way feeling based memories go because I have such a difficult time with memories... it does make me a bit insecure but that's for another time.
I do miss you Liu Qingge, you were my best friend and I still deeply care for you (and greatly miss having you around to tease!). I do miss Yue Qingyuan, even if we weren't necessarily close, it's something that's difficult and ultimately I'll forever feel guilty we never really got to talk or that I was able to openly admit and apologize to you even if it wasn't my fault. It was just messy, but still, you are kind and I appreciate that deeply. I miss Mu Qingfan and Qi Qingqi (I just know we'd get on like a house on fire still!) even if I don't really have feelings or memories, I miss you and the others nonetheless.
Airplane, does it even really need to be said dude lol. I miss bullying you, you hamster fuck. 🙄 and yes this is my affection!!!!!
And Luo Binghe, does it even need to be said? My heart will always go out to every Binghe, Bingmei or Bingge. I've talked about this before but especially Bingge. I don't understand how anyone could possibly hate you, it will never cease to make me angry. To have to pick and choose, it breaks my heart, I can't stand it. So know that all Luo Binghe's out there are loved and cared for, forever. You will always have someone cheering you on quietly!
I miss all of you. Know there is a Shizun and a Shixiong / Shidi that does miss you all dearly to an EMBARRASSING DEGREE because I HAD to write this all out again for some fucking reason but hey it is what it is. I think of you all constantly at the cost of bittersweet longing but I have mastered the art of longing. This shit is nothing to me man!
Anyways. I needed to get this out AGAIN apparently. The alternative is sitting here and letting it rattle around in the fucking echo chamber of my mind. Which ordinarily I'm fine with doing but.... augh I don't know. But this has gone on long enough my rant essay is over now LOL.
─ Shen Qingqiu / Yuan. (here i'll give myself some goofy ass emoji because chances are I'll write here again like I did before so💚🥒)
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#if you see these tags know that this is a strong contender for my fav confession of all#I'm sorry it didn't get posted elsewhere but I'm glad to have the privilege of hosting it!#longing confession#memory confession#(somewhat!)#well wishes#character love#shen qingqiu kin#svsss kin#💚🥒
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basically i'm checking to see who likes pickles and who doesn't 💚🥒 (<- pretend that is a pickle thanks)
#pickle poll pickle poll pickle poll!!!!!#ari makes a poll#me personally i LOOOOOOOOOOOVE pickles <3#fellow pickle enjoyers rise up!!!!!!!!!!!! 🙌🏼 CRUNCH CRUNCH MUNCH MUNCH!!!!
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pickle stimboard with soap cutting/crushing for @picklewednesday !! :D
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Triggers : Random Horny Plant stuff [No minors or ageless. Mature +18]
💚I'm just going through a plant phase y'all. There's very little forest creature content on the monster tags. And believe me,getting plowed by some smooth branches that resemble mushroom head cocks with an aphrodisiac or something to make you sleepy,happy or numb instead of come,my holes are open for the trunk thump..🥒
Imagine innards being rearranged like checkers to make room for these things.
Or a civilization of adorable little elves and faeries with a humanoid trans swamp monster as their Overlord or something.💚
#monster fucker#squishylovers#hornyposting#fae fucker#fae smut#plant nsft#plant fucker#swamp monster#monsterfucker#smut imagine#monster smut
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plant dashboard simulator
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when are we gonna talk about the superiority complex that evergreens have just because they don’t go dormant
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IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE!!!
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um it’s quite literally the opposite actually?? evergreens are always ostracized because they don’t turn colors in autumn
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found the evergreen apologist
#evergreens if i see u on this post ur getting blocked immediately
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just a reminder that imported produce take away from the desirability of locally grown produce!
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what the fuck??
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op i’m outside your house with a weedwhacker
#tw discourse #tw idiocy
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demeaning crops who weren’t sowed with higher quality soil and fertilizer is elitist btw!
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literally who is doing that
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flop post i fear
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bro deleted his whole account 💀
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can we PLEASE talk about the pretty privilege of garden flowers?? weeds and wildflowers are always cast out just bc we aren’t “aesthetic”
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and the most stuck up ones are ALWAYS roses and sunflowers
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YOU GET IT!!!
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just got pollenated for the first time…
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some things can stay in the drafts op
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don’t listen to them you go girl!
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dni if you think that kudzu shouldn’t be held accountable for the damage it’s done to native flora communities
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op they aren’t gonna like this one…
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your ass is always at the scene of the crime huh
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do you guys ever feel like you don’t belong
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gentle reminder that the terms succulent and cacti are not interchangeable!! all cacti are succulents but not all succulents are cacti! it can be offensive to some of us to use them incorrectly!
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reblogging so more people see this
#important
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all lawns are beautiful!! lawns with weeds! lawns with sparse grass and dirt patches! clover lawns! overgrown lawns! you are all beautiful!
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one of these things is not like the others…
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the real issue is that “lawns” exist in the first place. what happened to wide open fields?
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can you make your own fucking post
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vegetables that can be grown throughout multiple seasons i love you <3
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so just fuck single season veggies then huh?
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that is literally not what i said. but now i am. fuck you
#??? #are you stupid on purpose or
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some of you guys need to start including aquatic plants in your advocacy. we are the most overlooked plant group
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THIS!!!!
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why are you the only one who understands me
#aquatic plants 🤝 desert plants
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no offense but indoor plants will literally never understand what wild plants go through
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you want a medal or something?? as a wild plant myself we’re not somehow better than them because we don’t need humans to take care of us. they didn’t ask to be born house plants
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kiss ass
#did they pick you? #i hope they see this bro
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shoutout to all of the big trees that share their nutrients with us little guys down here!! we love you!! 💚
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no one tell the climbing plants but it makes me feel a bit claustrophobic when they grow up all over me
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HELP i thought i was the only one 😭
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oh that’s not…
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it’s not too late to delete this…
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like literally wtf???
#sorry that not all of us have a fucking trellis to grow on?? #we literally can not help how we grow??? #yall pretend to care about plants different from you but then post shit like this #did u think no one would see this? be honest #pathetic
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#dashboard simulator#long post#i love those dashboard simulator posts so much so i wanted to make one ^_^
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