#💊 anon

[mattybsgroupie]

hi mommyyy :)) hope your week has been good <3

been thinking about giving matt and/or chris road head for the longest time. or even just a hj while they drive and they have to try focus on the road?? do y’all see my vision,?

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hi baby! yes and you’re so so sweet <3 how have you been???

well i think it might be a little dangerous with chris! lol he’s obviously gonna get distracted by your tongue flickering on his slit and gonna keep pushing your head down, then you’ll gag and he’ll lose focus… maybe if you’re the one driving you could give him a handjob! hahahaha

but matt… fuck yes it’s my actual dream to give him road head 😩 i think this is the most “exhibitionist” matt would go, the risk of getting caught turns him on soooo bad

[randy-phonepossum]

…would you be open to a new relationship?

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"w-wait, you aren't joking? oh, wow, i- y-yes, i would!! i'm so happy, i-i'll try my best, hon!!!"

[glitterjay]

Hii! im new to your blog and i love scrolling thru it. i was gonna ask if u r okay w like anons having emojis? is so i would like to be 💊 if it isnt already taken? thankyouuu

so about jake...imagine this.

you had a really shitty day at work and u get home all angry with yourself and tired

jake greets you with hugs and kisses but he them notices your saddnes

"what happened sweetie?"

you cant answer him as you just start sobbing into his shoulder. He waits for you to calm down and you start explaining to him how mean clients were,how your boss was angry etc etc

"oh sweetie..im so sorry to hear that [...] remember my words okay?? "

you nod as he lifts u up into his arms and takes u to ur shared room. he gets u fresh clothes and helps u change into them and he then makes u lay down on the bed

fast forward 5 mins later

his head is buried between your legs,kissing and licking your private parts as his left hand is massaging your bellu and the other is holding your hand

- " Such a good girl for me...Who is my good girl?" he says

- "me.." you moan out

- "I say it again" says while kissing your inner

thigh,his eyes on you

- "me. i am..your good girl" you moan out felling shy ab your words

- "thats it swettie....my sweet good girl"

I THINK I NEED SOME DELULU PILLS 💪💪💪💪😊😊😊💊💊💊💊 and to eventually be put into a mental hospital

im okay with anons having emojis! you can totally take it. and, we all need some delulu pills at some point

he would take anything in this world to make you feel better, so hearing you get lost in the pleasure makes him feel like the only person in existance. im sure jake uses a lot of pet names but he does it in a discret way, like in a situation like this one for example. his tongue does wonders, im sure of that, and he totally uses his nose touching your clit (in the case of it being a female) as an advantage

[ask-steven-stevenson]

SURE…? …WHY DO YOU NEED TO FORGE SOMEONES SIGNATURE?

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“…Jake is. Not here.. so.! We’ll just forge his signature.”

[13tinysocks]

hmm okay i cannot do taxidermy but i am a vulture culture participator and have a some ( ethically sourced !!!!! ) animal bones and skeletons in my house just hanging out if you want some of those ?

but yeah he definitely is VERY older brother coded i love the way you write him because at a certain point “ha. sly doctor he’s hot and also a twink” gets a bit old after maybe 20 times

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We don't mention his body type often other than he's tall but jack is but he leans more heavy than thin. A fast motablism keeps him close to a middle size but without it hed be a lot bigger because human meat is very calloricly dense.

While I'm not particularly attracted to men I find the thick and strong fella look very nice. Jack is nowhere near Tim. Like if he was human tim could beat his ass.

Anyway I only like our jack. Everyone else go home.

[angerdwells002]

> Hello, welcome. Why don't you take a seat? Get comfortable, relax, take a second if you need to. Now what's bothering you? Well, why don't we start at the beginning?

> Growing up, how was your relationship with the fundamentals of conscious existence? Did you have xenon orchid sinews spilling down the outer center of your blooming Escher/Mandelbrot head? And how about claustrophilic tendrils clapping caskets closed on seven-knuckled thumbs, did you get along well with the Gideon Bugler pineal glands, your projector eyes casting sci-fi's on your STR'd strands?

> Tell me about your nerve to steal nerves of steel from under Bacchus' bloody nose. Did Namibian Himbas tie-dye you, your ears pierced with a Phineas Gage flagpole, did you die before your day?

> Thursday traction, Tuesday titration. My hope is to assess through my objective report of your subjective conjecture whether this proprietary blend of expertise and seasoning works as well as this transorbital ice pick

> Holistic ballistics, got a better idea? It's about the best we could come up with. What, you think ideas spread because they're good? No, they spread because people like them. So here we are once again. Holding, as it were, a mirror up to your mirror

> I guess it's just something people do!

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what.

what does any of this fucking mean please i swear to i'm gonna have another break down

[td-rarepairs]

Prillie. Save me prillie

-💊 (can I be pill anon?)

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[waste-of-banadges]

The things I would do for you.

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“So devoted~”

[thelosttemplerockhound]

Well you're fucked aren't you? I'd recommend now not touching nothing and laying down cause you aren't gonna recover anytime soon.

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“Oh, shut the hell up… I won’t let this stop me from doin’ anything like usual…”

[maze-of-sweets]

hey nibbly. what are ur favorite restaurants

(also if i have to ask for a emoji can i pls be 💊 or 🪲... putting here in CASE!)

i am being instructed to not give names so you guys cannot triangulate where we live, sorry gang

1) THIS BANGER JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE!!! THEY GIVE YOU SOOOO MUCH FOOD!!!! i went there yesterday and ordered the hibachi steak and broccoli, ate ALL OF THAT!!! three salads, two soups and had a couple bites of my friends food because he was too nervy about the event we were going to to eat!!!

2) fancy rich people buffet (we go on discount days :3 ) THEY HAVE ALL YOU CAN EAT LOBSTER AND CRAB AND SALMON AND OYSTERS AND A BIG DESSERT TABLE they had this lamb gyro thingy last time i went SO GOOD!!!

3) bbq place our friend works at and brings me meals he snags every now and then. i have beef with roman murray now because as great as the pile of rotting pig corpses were to possess and eat every year for my birthday you seriously couldn’t have bbqed it for me???

i’m like literally god!!! you’re telling me you can’t even cook for me or get my little party catered??? be so for real.

i was also talking to richie yesterday and he told me jewish people can’t eat pork and that is so sad to me like i think i would drop dead if i could never eat any sort of pig ever again

[mattybsgroupie]

hi mama i miss you 🥺🫂🩷 my period started. i wish mama was here

how are you mommy?

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hi baby! i missed you too! how have you been hm? did you have a good first week back at college? i wish i was there too 🤍 im doing great sweetheart, thank you for asking

[randy-phonepossum]

your company is amazing hun, I love hearing you talk

(WHOOPSIES SRY FOR DYING..)

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"woa, yippee!! eheh- i-im glad!! i don't really know what to talk about, though.. nothing's really happening to me, so- "

[ask-regretevator]

DrRETRO, I feel sick :(

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Meow! Purr...mreow! (Don't you worry, I'll be sure to have you feeling better in no time!)

[😺]

[ask-steven-stevenson]

YEAH, I-

…I will!

(also thank you! I’m changing it to 💻, if that’s ok?)

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“I’m glad. Again, Don’t be afraid to contact me or Jake! We’ll try our best. I mean it!! You can ask any of your siblings. I.. know I’m talking a lot.- but.. still… anyways. Do you have a preferred name to use? Instead of simply falling you kid.”

[13tinysocks]

https://www.tumblr.com/13tinysocks/762264178587205632/i-literally-love-you-so-much-in-a-platonic-and?source=share

okay im anon from this post and i just wanted to say my soul is yours and abby’s btw you can have it . you can have my liver too if you want it honestly

i read the new chapter and OH MY GOD it’s so good i love jack i wanna tear him to bits you guys cooked so hard !!!! i won’t dump my entire thought process on it to you but word i had to take a couple breaks from reading a couple of times and like pace around my room

is it possible for me to claim 💊 anon ??

The emoji is all yours brother. I do not want souls or lovers but I do take bad taxidermy. Often I pace between writing sprints, it's the only way I can really immerse myself.

We missed writing jack. He's a bit different from thio because his life is a good bit different. Not any better or worse but different. In this universe he's a lot more brotherly I'll say. He has to look out for these people because who else can and will?

[therhythmafterthesummer]

So i was scrolling down to catch-up with the latests posts, saw one with your cat's pic, the caption said "bubi" and my brain went 🤔 fellow italian maybe 🤔 cause i call my puppy like that too

THEN i saw the other post with a kitty and there's a big ass "tesoro" in there so...

Are you pizza pasta mandolino? Cause I've been reading your works for about a month and didn't even think about it till now

If you're not comfortable with this question ignore it 100% no hard feelings

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this doesn't make me uncomfortable at all!

listen, i got this ask last night before bed and i've been cackling about it until now.

no, no i'm not pizza pasta mandolino.

i'm arepa pabellón cuatro furruco, but i do have a lot of italian friends, so i've picked up some words here and there that i use sometimes (especially when speak to italians).