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[stanleycupavoider]

fuck that last rip did me in, i don’t even remember necy’s goal or the penalty getting called 😭

[momonashi]

Not me having the mixed vegetables….

[lordyssac]

Oh I’m expecting. Netflix, you have a chance to make up for all your wrongdoings! (Well, most of them anyway…)

Byler wedding and byler married life in epilogue here we go!!

Sorry for the mileven jumpscare btw

[autistic-danieljackson]

Have we considered that Tubthumping by Chumbawamba is Daniel’s theme song?

[autumnblooms]

He/she/they gender fluid lesbian. So you’re a woman with mental health problems

Bro you already tried that line, get a new one 🙄

[real-ponyboy]

buddy ur living a whole 7 season soap opera within a weekend

I HOPE THIS SOAP OPERA ENDS WITH ME KILLING MUSELF 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔💔

[gaytobymeres]

i dont like using dating apps but i do still have hinge because girls give really lovely compliments on there

[gender-euphowrya]

the only way i can picture magistrate astarion is if he was like "lmao that crime was objectively funny so you're free to go 🔨 Next"

[vanwiinkle]

✧˚ · . 𝐒𝐎𝐍𝐆 𝐎𝐅 𝐀𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐒.

john  never  really  minded  going  out  on  his  own. as  much  as  he  didn't  mind  company  where  he  got  it,  things  had  just  been... weird. the  young  adult  was  still  getting  used  to  everything... and  after  just  returning  from  his  time  away,  he  was  unsure  if  he  was  even  worthy  of  anyone's  company. he  didn't  blame  anyone  for  being  mad  at  him. john  was  mad  at  himself.

 after  settling  his  bedroll  on  his  thoroughbred,  eyebrows  furrow  as  the  older  man  speaks. it  was  like  every  day  arthur  had  to  pry  open  wounds  john  was  desperately  trying  to  close. ❝  i  don't  need  a  damn  babysitter,  morgan. 'm  sure  dutch  would  rather  you  do  something  '  more  important. '  ❞  he  replies  with  a  frown.

[thedetectivemarkhoffman]

#🩵💁🏼

ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨‍❤‍💋‍👨

[wonderingabout]

i just want to show off my bento boxes 🍱

[makotoscoffee]

tell me why my hairdresser texted me and said she'll be 15 min late to our appointment and the first word in my brain was "queen."

[marisatomay]

hello can you post the Biden dropout spam text to be copiable I have many people to send that to

UH OH 🥵HOE👨🏻‍🦳BIDEN🍆HAS DROPPED HIS ASS 🍑OUT⬇️🤤OF THE 2024 ERECTION🥺😱😥🗳️🔥 THE PRESI-DICK🫡🇺🇸IS EXPERIENCING😩😲SOME 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 😏HEALTH ISSUES👨‍⚕️🩺🤒INCLUDING MEM-WHORE-Y LOSS🤔❓CUM-FUSION 😵‍💫🥛😏 AND DIFFICULTY BREATHING 😮‍💨🫁 DUE TO COVID SIDE EFF-UCKS😰🦠😷. VICE BITCH IN CHARGE 👩🏽💋🙏COCK-MALA WHOR-ISS💅👮🏽‍♀️🚔WILL SQUIRT🦪💦IN HIS PLACE 🫦FOR THE UPCUMMING 🗣️ERECTION🍆🍆🍆WILL SHE FINALLY BE THE FIRST SLUT💅 TO CLAP THOSE WHITE HOUSE🏛️ CHEEKS🍑 AND BREAK THE GL-ASS CEILING?🔨 💅OR WILL THE ORANGE TWINK 🍊💁🏼👂EAT OUT😋🍽️THE POLLS?!?!✌️👅💦

[schsas]

🎄🎄MERRY CHRISTMAS BITCHES🎄🎄!! Now that it’s finally AGRESTEmas🧑🏼‍💼💦Santa Claws is about to go down 🎅 your white 🤍 artificial🔥 branded (G) chimney tonight. So eat 😋🥞those dry mid pancakes and gobble up that banana 🍌, it’s about to get cheery and bright in Paris 🥐🥐! Don’t forget to slide down that scary elevator 🦹🛗 to that 🤭 evil 😈 basement, and make sure your ⚰️ wife ⚰️ is breathing 😮‍💨 enough for Santa 🎅 to put her on a ‘Nice’ list👄! 👀 But are you bad 😈 enough to handle Ladybug 🐞 and Chat Noir’s 🐈‍⬛ juicy MIRA👊🏼CULOUS✨?? Send this to 🔟 of your baddest bitch sentimonsters 💁🏼💁🏼💁🏻‍♀️ If you get 5️⃣ back, youre on the “NAUGHTY” list this year 📃💦! If you get 🔟 back you better be ready for Gabriel’s hot 🔥AKUMA🦋✨😭 If you get 2️⃣0️⃣ back you’ve got to be the most bitchin 💥miraculous 💥 moth kinnie in France! 🇫🇷⛄ Hope you get to steal 🏃 lots of Xmas 🎄miraculous, and that you get lots of Xmas 🎄KWAMIS 💝💝 HAVE A PEACHY 💦🍌🥐 AGRESTEMAS YOU BADDIE DADDY!!! 🧑🏼‍💼🤍🦋

[orangez3st]

Access 👊🏼 to 👊🏼 stable 👊🏼 un 👇🏼 limited power 👌🏼 will 👌🏼 trans 🔄 foRm 👌🏼 galactic economy and ✊🏼 solidify ✊🏼 Imperial authority ✊🏼 and 🤛🏼🧑🏼🤜🏼 as it turns out ⬇️ spiders ⬅️💁🏼 are not the mOst unique ➡️ thing ⬅️ in ➡️ Ghorman ➡️

[sarcastic-clapping]

UH OH 🥵HOE👨🏻‍🦳BIDEN🍆HAS DROPPED HIS ASS 🍑OUT⬇️🤤OF THE 2024 ERECTION🥺😱😥🗳️🔥 THE PRESI-DICK🫡🇺🇸IS EXPERIENCING😩😲SOME 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 😏HEALTH ISSUES👨‍⚕️🩺🤒INCLUDING MEM-WHORE-Y LOSS🤔❓CUM-FUSION 😵‍💫🥛😏 AND DIFFICULTY BREATHING 😮‍💨🫁 DUE TO COVID SIDE EFF-UCKS😰🦠😷. VICE BITCH IN CHARGE 👩🏽💋🙏COCK-MALA WHOR-ISS💅👮🏽‍♀️🚔WILL SQUIRT🦪💦IN HIS PLACE 🫦FOR THE UPCUMMING 🗣️ERECTION🍆🍆🍆WILL SHE FINALLY BE THE FIRST SLUT💅 TO CLAP THOSE WHITE HOUSE🏛️ CHEEKS🍑 AND BREAK THE GL-ASS CEILING?🔨 💅OR WILL THE ORANGE TWINK 🍊💁🏼👂EAT OUT😋🍽️THE POLLS?!?!✌️👅💦