thedetectivemarkhoffman

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Do you really think he’s going to show up? Yes, undoubtedly, knowing my luck. He may be a cowboy, but I know the breed. His word is his word.

THE MUMMY (1999) dir. Stephen Sommers

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just got fired from my job reading erotic fiction for audiobooks because i kept pronouncing “penetrates” like it was a greek philosopher

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American Purple Gallinule (Porphyrio martinica), parent and chick, family Rallidae, order Gruiformes, LA, USA

photograph by Candice Head

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Hoffman's lawyer, sighing: No, Mark, you CAN'T bring Agent Strahm's severed hand as your emotional support item to prison

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Peter: Dammit, you ruin everything! Mark: You're welcome.

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sometimes a song is good because you saw it on a fan edit for your favorite ship like ten years ago

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commission from earlier this year that i forgot to post 😶

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Thinking about how Astronomically fucked Hoffman would have been if Jack Crawford had been Strahm’s boss instead of Erickson.

Take you off the case?? No!! Get his ass!!!!!

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saw au where everything is the same except hoffman’s phone looks like this

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looking at the IMDBs of my favorite saw actors and like

Average picture of Scott Patterson

VS COSTAS....GOOD LAWD.....

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roughest sketches in da west of my wolves so far. because someone wanted a size lineup and something in my brain was like "that sounds fun" and no further reasoning

ill add to it if i make more i guess lol

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Hoffman's lawyer, sighing: No, Mark, you CAN'T bring Agent Strahm's severed hand as your emotional support item to prison

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Behind the scenes of Saw V (2008)

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