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[howlonomy]

pls draw martlet and ceroba makign out thanksss :^33333

THEY CANT MAKE OUT WHEN ONE OF THEM HAS A GIANT BEAK!!! THIS IS SO CRUEL!!!!!!!!

[neilphen]

if im not dressed like a dead beat dad or a faggot or a dead beat faggot dad what the fuck am i even doing with my life

[wibble-wobbegong]

ok so either im stupid or the ap psych test this year was a bunch of bologna

[chaotictomtom]

😐not sounds only in my head back o nooooo

[crackers4jenn]

I enjoy the destiel meme but dear god, do people who post them actually check to see if, I don't know, literally dozens of other people have 📣 ALREADY MADE THE EXACT MEME BEFORE YOU????

[cnnamonrolls]

#abandoned

[konigsblog]

riding simon riley...

cw: female reader, female anatomy.

mdni - 18+ - minors will be blocked.

the smell of simon's musk and cologne fills your nostrils, prominent in the air as you grind your wet cunt against his hard, thick boner. your slick pussy drools onto his stiff shaft, his burly arms behind his head as he smirks up at you, watching the effect he has on you. you're a fucking mess; slick, panting, and your breathing laboured and heavy. you roll your eyes to the back of your head, rubbing your clit in soft, soothing circles as you tighten your core.

you sit up, angling the head of his dick against your slit, to your tight hole. slowly, you ease down onto him, each inch of his lengthy cock sliding into your slicken pussy. you whimper quietly, simon quietly chuckles at you, pushing your hips down and thrusting up into you, a grin stained on his face as you begin bouncing. you rock your hips, bouncing onto his weeping dick and looking down at him breathlessly.

“go on, baby... play with you’r nipples, yeah?”

your moans come out stuttered and loud, eyes watering due to your growing orgasm as you bounce on his hard cock, toying with your hard, perky nipples. you ride him so well; taking his big cock perfectly just like he expects. he grunts out, groaning hoarsely at the pulsing sensation of your pussy around his dick, your cunt drooling onto him. “c’mon, takin’ me so well. let’s get faster, hmm?” he encourages, grinding up into you and working your hips down onto his lap.

you yelp out when you feel him push against your cervix, his pink tip rubbing at your cervix back and forth as you bounce faster onto him. looking down at him lustfully, you moan out, playing with your hardened nipples as your orgasm washes through you unexpectedly, walls tightening and spamming around him as you cum down his veiny dick, riding him weakly as your thighs tremble like jelly, unable to balance yourself as you become dizzy and fucked-out stupid. he breathes heavily, chuckling at the mess of you and squeezing your waist tightly, hard enough to leave dark bruises as he bucks his broad hips skywards into your hole once again, shooting strings of his potent load into your sopping pussy.

“did so well, darlin’...”

[gummywormy]

I hate when I am on a peaceful walk and then I look over to the slow car beside me and just see a man giving me the 😳 like have you NEVER seen a woman before in your life?? what’s your fucking problem man??

[thornysort]

The Murderbot Diaries (2024) Season 2 Episode 1

[rumov]

lately i’ve been crying like a tall child

[beescake]

lovee

[chaotictomtom]

🙁

[katzuron]

Post-game but it's just Hajime and Izuru constantly arguing over their hair length

[snoozeeroo]

anytime I think of heiji researching shinichi i laugh my ass off because his accomplishments are so JARRING 😭

[beetlelunch]

spongebob studies bc i like him

[lithth]

Sebastian getting offended of being called an old guy will never not be funny to me