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[keelifallen]

[smol-mighty0]

Sibling love 🫶🥹

[kung-fu-cutbug]

so guess who got convinced to join the hype train and get the free trial up to level 70 for a certain critically acclaimed MMORPG with certain expansions included

(ft. @wingedcatgirl's WoL Vivi in the fourth pic)

[arty-cakes]

you can casually rewatch something twice, 3 maybe even 6 times whenever you like. but watch out

[rafayel-fishie-moving]

you know, this is MY blog, but the top posts are of admin's. and it clearly shows how she is as person. a whole ass storm.

���� shut the fuck up rafayel, no one asked. you have the entire blog and asks for YOU not me. zip it, asshole.

and just a reminder to everyone that she still loves me. that is all.

[wakanai]

random life update

but this week is quite literally the hell week for submitting school requirements 🙂😭😭

was suffering for a while but lowkey felt better after opening the grp chat and being reminded that im not the only student struggling under water.

hays~

i doubt I'll be able to get decent sleep this week. BUT that's okay. Just 4 more dang days to go 😭😭👊👊

[rennelelorren]

Why I CAN'T post in twitter/x?

I'm so pissed.

[ofthepuzzle]

can bots stop following me, i'm shy 👉👈

[m0e-ru]

art commentary on a separate post because um. I'm balling and tucked into bed im so tired well um. funny how I had a hard time the whole time trying to get color balance right and how I color blocked everything and made shit look perpetually low brightness but there would be no point if I uh. raised the brightness anyway. I redrew the sketches so many times until I stopped getting mad and THEN got mad trying to paint it because I hate myself apparently.

^ world's worst workflow but um. anyway.

it's funny because I realized the robe's inner sleeves look like bamboo BAHAHA I have to do something about that. I told myself wow I love this angle I don't have to do the herringbone pattern. but here we are. also there's this equal exchange that I can't do nice portraits when it's not cropped to faces so um. fuck it we ball. the joints are sloppy because I finished it with a pen tablet when I had to transfer to the laptop and I uh. just viewed like two picture references and went insane. the hair was fucking killing me the robe was killing me I hate painting for real I don't know where light comes from and where shadows go and um. that's the point of art I think. making illusions with whatever you have it's literally just colors and lines and patterns and shapes messing with your head until you get something that resembles. SOMETHING. then my signature one thousand million filters to cover up everything else I didn't render properly because that's how. I do everything apparently. whuh.

[florshedworf]

i think dimmesdale and hester should do a little murder. as a treat

[frogayyyy]

mr tennant why did you write a song about napoleon spock being trapped in the kelvinverse doomed* to spend the rest of his days looking for his lost magic (jim)

[ooglywooglies]

usually i practice my vocal range by talking to my dog in various silly voices and i think my husband just heard me hit my maximum low for the first time (usually i do vocal stims when hes not around or at work) and he was like wow that was weird you sounded like a different person

and like usually my default speaking voice is relatively high, its the typical feminine/untrained trans guy voice where i sound like a gay 15 year old but ive unlocked a lot of range and i can access it a bit more easily on command now, i just havent figured out how to stabilize it so it can overtake my default speaking voice

[smokeskoomaworshipdaedra]

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[eightmakesonebraincell-replies]

calling bf!ateez by their government name

genre: ot8 x gn!reader, fluff, crack, fake texts

c/w: swearing, pet names, reader jokingly referred to as 'sir' twice

a/n: i have written zero (0) words recently because my paint by numbers has become my personality 👩‍🎨 sorry yumi LOL @sorryimananti-romantic

[rotary-supercollider]

Average leverage episode

Victim: please mr. Leverage. They bought my orphanage and they’re going to sell all the orphans I need you to stop them

Nate “Leverage” Leverage: I think we can get you some… leverage

Sophie: I’m going to start a bullshit argument now

Nate: please dont

Sophie: it’s going to last the whole episode

Nate: 🙄women (laughtrack)

Hardison: alright this is our mark Mr. Monopoly. He owns 16 weapons companies and took in 100000 billion million dollars last year. He just got into the orphan business and on the weekends he plays puppy golf.

Parker: whats puppy golf

Hardison: it’s like golf but you use puppies

Elliot: I’ve seen it. (snifffs deeply) not fun

Hardison: this guys ruthless. we’re going to be exploiting his one weakness. He really likes having a lot of money

Sophie: how?

Nate: we go steal an abstract concept

*they steal an abstract concept*

The mark: hello. I was impressed by your ownership of an abstract concept

Sophie: we’ll give you 50 trillion dollars for the orphanage

Mark: Zamn!!!

Sophie: 😏 we got him

*1 day later*

Sophie: here’s the 50 trillion dollars (holds up briefcase full of crimes)

The mark: I don’t want your money any more. I have a new plan. I’m goijng to dress all the orphans in hot dog costumes and start a theme park

Sophie: 😦

Elliot: we’re blown

Nate: Sophie throw the briefcase 💼 in the lake

Mark: whoa!! Thats wet money

Sophie: I can give you 5000 more orphans. Meet me at this unmarked warehouse in 6 hours

Mark: awooga

Hardison: Nate do you have a plan?

Nate: not yet

*Fade to black*

Nate: alright the marks on his way. Hardison what’s your 20

Hardison: I need at least 30 minutes to finish this Lego Taj Mahal

Nate: ok I’ll stall

Nate (playing bit character): I cooka da pizza!! Ohhhh (drops full pan of sauce on the marks head instantly killing him) mamma Mia (walks into the sea)

Parker: guys we have a problem

*6 Bad Men materialize out of thin air*

Elliot: 😒I got this 👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊🤛🤜🤛🤜✊🩼✊🦶🦵✊🤛🚪🦶✊🦵🤌✊🦶👊🦵✊✊👊🎷👊👊👊

*the Bad Men disintegrate*

Elliot: shit hes here (dives into a trash can)

*the mark reaches the building. There are orphans waving at him from the windows*

Mark: ok I’m here to take the orphans

The police: SIR YOURE COMING WITH US

Mark: what?? This is a completely legal orphan deal

Police: theres no orphans here

*police man grabs an orphan. Hes flat. Flashback to Hardison setting up 5000 cardboard orphan cutouts*

Mark: but what are you arresting me for??

Police man: sir you filled all of city hall with gravy

*flashback to Nate filling city hall with gravy while wearing a T-shirt that says “Im bad businessman”*

Mark: you can’t do this to me!!

Police: (arrests him)

Nate: heh. You could say he got... Leveraged

Parker: i have autism

Everyone: oh my god Parker shut up

[afoxymulder]

Put Fnaf enjoyer on my tombstone