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If you lived 500 years ago what profession do you think you'd be in?
married to a Japanese warlord
jokes aside, I really donโt know- it depends on where I am and what my family is doing
am I in Ireland or Scotland? Italy? Hungary? My family comes from a lot of places
#No worries I donโt actually want to marry nobunaga#tmi tuesday#ask#answer#mod talks#wouldnt mind getting married tho#๐๐#Hehehe
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"Are you going to be okay?" + Bucktommy
No. No, I am not ๐ญ Please remember this is an angst prompt and that I love you so, so much ๐
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your smile and the sound of your voice | T | 1.2k
โAre you going to be okay, Buckaroo?โย
Hen taps the neck of her beer against his and nudges his shoulder.ย
โYeah, of course.โ He checks his phone again and sees the text heโs been waiting for from Eddie.
Be there in 5
โYeah,โ he says again, brighter and easier. Like heโs suddenly got more room to breathe.
She fondly rolls her eyes, letting him know sheโs not buying it but sheโs here for him all the same.ย
His gut twists with nerves, like he inhaled an entire roll of Mentos and chased it with a two liter of Coke. Heโs fine, though. Heโs more than likely tachycardic, and heโs sweating like a pig, but heโs good. Honestly.ย
Why wouldnโt he be? His family is supporting him through one of the more dramatic moves heโs ever tried to pull off. And he didnโt have to say a word for them to buy into his unhinged plan. They just- did. Albeit with many unvoiced concerns communicated in shared glances and whatever telepathy thing Hen and Chim have going on. Still, theyโre here and heโs so, so grateful. Heโll want them to celebrate or ifโฆ well, he just needs them either way.
He taps his foot nervously, gripping the karaoke mic tighter and watching the seconds tick by on his watch. And then he sees him. His world stops when Tommy notices him. Their gaze locks across the room like one of those cheesy rom coms that Tommy loves. The kind theyโd watch on the couch, or in bed together on a lazy afternoon. Buck wishes it was actually one of those meet cute moments where the main characters have a love at first sight experience.ย
Instead, Eddie and Chim are nudging Tommy towards the front of the bar, urging him not to turn and run. All so Buck can cut his heart open and bleed out on the stage for him โ for them โ and hope he has enough time before his veins run dry.ย
Tommy reluctantly sits on the bar stool strategically placed front and center. Heโs flanked by Eddie, Chim, Maddie, Hen, Karen and Josh like a group of off kilter secret service agents. And yet heโs still looking at Buck with this mix of adoration and exasperation. Like nothing changed and heโs just here to watch his boyfriend be an idiot.
Buckโs heart pounds behind his ribcage and itโs all he can do to stay standing. He takes a swig of his beer, not that it does much when his mouth feels drier than the Sahara. Hopefully Tommy will understand needing a little liquid courage if only because he knows how much Buck hates singing in public.ย
โReady?โ The DJ asks him.
โReady as Iโll ever be.โ
Buckโs eyes flick to the screen, knowing his piece begins immediately. Thereโs no intro or lead up. Just Buck and whateverโs left of his dignity.ย
โIf you change your mind-โ he winces as his voice cracks, โIโm the first in line. Honey, Iโm still free, take a chance on me.โ
Christ, itโs so off key but heโs on a roll now and gaining confidence with every note.ย
โGonna do my very best and it ainโt no lie, if you put me to the test, if you let me try!โ Buck sweeps his free hand over his torso, peacocking in every sense of the word.
Tommy scrubs at his face, looking for all the world like he wishes the floor would open up and swallow him whole. Not that Buck blames him.ย
โPlease donโt make this harder.โ Tommy sighs. Silently begs with a pleading look.ย
Buck sings louder to drive the point home. โYou want me to leave it there, afraid of a love affair. But I think you knoooow, that I canโt let go.โย
Even with Tommyโs palm covering his mouth, Buck can still see the smile glowing in those blue eyes he always wants to stay lost in.ย
He steps off the stage, flirty and confident as his friends make room for him to circle the man heโs over the goddamn moon about. The man heโs so fucking in love with that heโs willing to humiliate himself in front of their colleagues. โYou say that I waste my time, but I canโt get ya off my mind. No, I canโt let goooo. โCause I love you so.โย
Buck shrugs playfully, drinking in the embarrassed smirk heโs so familiar with. Just one of the dozens of expressions heโs catalogued over their months together. And tortured himself with in the weeks since Tommy broke his heart. Both of their hearts, really.ย
By now, the crowd is clapping and cheering him on as he sings his lungs out, strutting around like the lovesick fool that he is.ย
โHoney, Iโm still free. Take a chance on me!โย
The song fades out, coming to an end as he slides on his good knee. He stops in front of Tommy, panting and flushed, baring his soul for everyone at the badge and ladder to see. Except he only needs one person to see it. To see everything and not be terrified.
โI know I fucked up before and I- I rushed things. And I know this isnโt how any of this should have happened. But you wouldnโt answer me or- or return my calls or texts.โ His jaw trembles, voice breaking as tears drip off his chin. โYou can take your time, baby. Iโm in no hurry.โย
Buck risks reaching for Tommyโs hand, threading their fingers together. โTommy. Sweetheart. Take a chance on me. Again. Please.โ
It feels like a truce, like a fresh beginning. Like the start of something.
โEvan.โย
Buckโs blood fizzes like champagne, bursting with hope. Tommy smiles, a lopsided thing, and oh Buck can hardly sit still long enough to hear what comes next. But he has to, he needs to be patient. Not impulsive, not like before.ย
โBuck,โ Tommy corrects.ย
The world seems to collapse around him. His chosen name sounds like nails on a chalkboard. Like a sour note in an otherwise beautiful aria.ย
A tear escapes, rolling down Tommyโs cheek, past his now wobbly lip. โI wish I could. This is- itโs sweet and no oneโs ever done anything like this for me before.โ Tommy looks up at the ceiling, just like he did that night in the loft, and then meets Buckโs gaze again. โYou are gonna be someoneโs once in a lifetime. I just know it. But not-โ Thereโs a strangled sound between them, from god knows where. Maybe itโs Buck, maybe itโs Tommy. Maybe itโs both.ย
โIโm sorry,โ Tommy whispers.ย
In a blink, Buckโs hand is empty and Tommyโs weaving through the crowd. Leaving him all overย again.
โNo, wait! Hold on!โ Buck drops the microphone, ready to chase after him this time. Like he didnโt before. Like he should have. He apologizes as he knocks into tables and past servers until heโs finally out in the cool night air. He licks the salty tears from his lips, frantically searching in every direction. It hasnโt been that long. Buck was seconds behind. Tommy has to be here.ย
But heโs not. Thereโs no sign of him in the crowds of people walking by. People laughing and talking and living their lives with fully formed hearts. All of them ignorant to Buck and his despair.ย
โWait,โ he rasps, falling to his knees in the middle of the filthy LA sidewalk. โPlease wait.โย
#friends don't let friends suffer by themselves with ABBA on repeat#i would say i'm sorry but i think we all know that i'm not#hippo writes#hippo gets mail#james tag ๐#bucktommy#tevan#kinley#hurt no comfort#ficlet#bucktommy ficlet#now if you'll excuse me i'm gonna go lay down for a while#and maybe cry forever about it#evan buckley#tommy kinard#please donโt divorce me#๐ฅบ๐๐
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my parents before divorce, 2016
#๐ I'll play piano ๐น at your wedding ๐#๐ you will ruin my wedding ๐ stand beside me instead ๐๐๐#are u nuts ๐คจ why would I stand beside you your bride should stand beside you ๐ฐ ๐#OKAY ๐๐ DON'T STAND BESIDE ME๐ค๐ ๐ #help I'm still at the restaurant#bring my parents backkkk#I'm a child of divorce#kim bokjoo jung joohyung forever#swag#do you like Messi?#ttoong#kdrama#korean drama#weightlifting fairy kim bok joo#nam joo hyuk#lee sung kyung
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knowing I could've had it all.
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I FORHOT I'M NOT WEARING ANY UNDERWEAR UNDER MY SHORTS AND I FELL ASLEEP AGAIN SO WHEN I WOKE UP I ALMOST DIED FEELING MY COLD ASS CHARGER ON MY BARE ASS CHEEK ๐๐๐ญ๐ญ (my shorts won't stop riding up either but I don't feel like getting up to look for another pair and some underwear ๐ญ)
#How very bold of you to share this information with me ๐ฅฐ๐๐#Iโll be thinking of this for a long whileโฆ.#twinky minty ๐#my stinky twinky <3
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I wasnโt tagged but I really wanted to do the fruit quiz! Guilty pleasure, I love doing these sorta quizzes hehe. ๐
Iโm a watermelon! Accurate, my brain doesnโt shut off. I will overthink everything screeee. ๐ญ
Time to tag some people! @peepawpie @leffee @someverygaymoth @coreneedscoffee @darwuzhere @eldritchcats
Which fruit are you? Find out here!
Tagging: @actuallysaiyan @beneathstarryskies @akiraiscute @randoimago @multi-fandom-imagine @iambilliejeanok @icycoldninja @abellaheart-blog @terabyteturtle @philistiniphagottini
#cheeseyfries reblog#Iโm a watermelon#๐#he struggles to lift the weight#but Iโve got watermelone to keep me in shape#she showers with Pantiene#BUT IVE GOT WATERMELONE TO KEEP ME CLEAN#vine references#I like watermelon#just had some this morning!#my fave fruit is def mango tho#omggggg#SO YUMMY#so good#so delicious#these quizzes are my faveeeee#tag me on quizzes yall#I used to always do those Buzzfeed quizzes years ago#they told me I was gonna get married like 2 years ago#paws? ๐๐#hun? ๐#I was gonna say the first part of your username and then decided against it ๐#pee? ๐๐#also leaf if you are reading this#whatโs some pyschology tips to not overthink#I usually talk to myself#the voices ๐คช๐คช#๐๐
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i can make pictures easily๐๐๐๐๐๐
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๐ฆ๐ฆข๐ฆ๐ฆค๐ชถ๐ฆฉ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ชฝ๐ฆโโฌ๐ชฟ๐ฆโ๐ฅ๐ธ๐๐ข๐ฆ๐๐ฒ๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ณ๐๐ฌ๐ฆญ๐๐ ๐ก๐ฆ๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐๐ชธ๐ชผ๐๐ฆ๐๐๐๐ชฒ๐๐ฆ๐ท๐ชณ๐ธ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ชฐ๐ชฑ๐ฆ ๐๐ธ๐ฎ๐ชท๐ต๐น๐ฅ๐บ๐ป๐ผ๐ท๐ชปโ๏ธ๐ฑ๐ชด๐ฒ๐ณ๐ด๐ต๐พ๐ฟโ๏ธ๐๐๐๐๐ชน๐ชบ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ฅญ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ซ๐ฅ๐
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๐๐ฅ๐ซ๐ฐ๐ซ๐ซ๐โ๐ซ๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ซ๐ฅจ๐ฅฏ๐ฅ๐ง๐ง๐๐๐ฅฉ๐ฅ๐๐๐๐ญ๐ฅช๐ฎ๐ฏ๐ซ๐ฅ๐ง๐ฅ๐ณ๐ฅ๐ฒ๐ซ๐ฅฃ๐ฅ๐ฟ๐ง๐ง๐ฅซ๐ฑ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ข๐ฃ๐ฆช๐ค๐ฅ๐ฅฎ๐ก๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐ฅก๐ฆ๐ง๐จ๐ฉ๐ช๐๐ฐ๐ง๐ฅง๐ซ๐ฌ๐ญ๐ฎ๐ฏ๐ผ๐ฅโ๏ธ๐ซ๐ต๐ถ๐พ๐ท๐ธ๐น๐บ๐ป๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ซ๐ฅค๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ฅข๐ฝ๐ด๐ฅ๐ช๐ซ๐บ๐๐๐๐๐บ๐งญ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝโฐ๏ธ๐๐ป๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐งฑ๐ชจ๐ชต๐๐๐๐ ๐ก๐ข๐ฃ๐ค๐ฅ๐ฆ๐จ๐ฉ๐ช๐ซ๐ฌ๐ญ๐ฏ๐ฐ๐๐ผ๐ฝโช๏ธ๐๐๐โฉ๏ธ๐โฒ๏ธโบ๏ธ๐๐๐๐๐
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๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ป๐๐๐๐๐๐ต๐ฆฝ๐ฆผ๐บ๐ฒ๐ด๐น๐ผ๐๐ฃ๐ค๐ขโฝ๏ธ๐๐จ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐๐งโ๏ธ๐โต๏ธ๐ถ๐ค๐ณโด๏ธ๐ฅ๐ขโ๏ธ๐ฉ๐ซ๐ฌ๐ช๐บ๐๐๐ ๐ก๐ฐ๐๐ธ๐๐งณโ๏ธโณ๏ธโ๏ธโฐ๏ธโฑ๏ธโฒ๏ธ๐ฐ๐๐ง๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ก๐๐ข๐๐ฃ๐๐ค๐๐ฅ๐๐ฆ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐กโ๏ธ๐๐๐ชโญ๏ธ๐๐ ๐โ๏ธโ
๏ธโ๏ธ๐ค๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ง๐จ๐ฉ๐ช๐ซ๐ฌ๐๐๐โ๏ธโ๏ธโฑ๏ธโก๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ฅ๐ง๐๐๐๐๐๐งจโจ๏ธ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐งง๐๐๐๐๐ซ๐๐๐
๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅโฝ๏ธโพ๏ธ๐ฅ๐๐๐๐๐พ๐ฅ๐ณ๐๐๐๐ฅ๐๐ธ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
โณ๏ธโธ๏ธ๐ฃ๐คฟ๐ฝ๐ฟ๐ท๐ฅ๐ฏ๐ช๐ช๐ฑ๐ฎ๐ช๐งฟ๐ชฌ๐ฎ๐น๐ฐ๐ฒ๐งฉ๐งธ๐ช
๐ชฉ๐ชโ ๏ธโฅ๏ธโฆ๏ธโฃ๏ธโ๏ธ๐๐๐ด๐ญ๐ผ๐จ๐งต๐ชก๐งถ๐ชข๐๐ถ๐ฅฝ๐ฅผ๐ฆบ๐๐๐๐งฃ๐งค๐งฅ๐งฆ๐๐๐ฅป๐ฉฑ๐ฉฒ๐ฉณ๐๐๐ชญ๐๐๐๐๐๐ฉด๐๐๐ฅพ๐ฅฟ๐ ๐ก๐ฉฐ๐ข๐ชฎ๐๐๐ฉ๐๐งข๐ชโ๏ธ๐ฟ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ข๐ฃ๐ฏ๐๐๐ผ๐ต๐ถ๐๐๐๐ค๐ง๐ป๐ท๐ช๐ธ๐น๐บ๐ป๐ช๐ฅ๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ฑ๐ฒโ๏ธ๐๐๐ ๐๐ชซ๐๐ป๐ฅ๐จโจ๏ธ๐ฑ๐ฒ๐ฝ๐พ๐ฟ๐๐งฎ๐ฅ๐๐ฝ๐ฌ๐บ๐ท๐ธ๐น๐ผ๐๐๐ฏ๐ก๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ช๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ฐ๐๐๐๐ท๐ฐ๐ช๐ด๐ต๐ถ๐ท๐ธ๐ณ๐งพโ๏ธ๐ง๐จ๐ฉ๐ค๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ซ๐ช๐ฌ๐ญ๐ฎ๐ณโ๏ธโ๏ธ๐๐๐๐๐๐ผ๐๐๐๐
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐โ๏ธ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐จ๐ชโ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ ๐กโ๏ธ๐ซ๐ช๐น๐ก๐ช๐ง๐ช๐ฉโ๏ธ๐โ๏ธ๐ฆฏ๐โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๐ฅ๐ช๐งฐ๐งฒ๐ชโ๏ธ๐งช๐งซ๐งฌ๐ฌ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ฉธ๐๐ฉน๐ฉผ๐ฉบ๐ฉป๐ช๐๐ช๐ช๐๐๐ช๐ฝ๐ช ๐ฟ๐๐ชค๐ช๐งด๐งท๐งน๐งบ๐งป๐ชฃ๐งผ๐ซง๐ชฅ๐งฝ๐งฏ๐๐ฌโฐ๏ธ๐ชฆโฑ๏ธ๐ฟ๐ชง๐ชช๐ง๐ฎ๐ฐโฟ๏ธ๐น๐บ๐ป๐ผ๐พ๐๐๐๐
โ ๏ธ๐ธโ๏ธ๐ซ๐ณ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๐ฏ๐ฑ๐ท๐ต๐โข๏ธโฃ๏ธโฌ๏ธโ๏ธโก๏ธโ๏ธโฌ๏ธโ๏ธโฌ
๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโฉ๏ธโช๏ธโคด๏ธโคต๏ธ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐โ๏ธ๐โก๏ธโธ๏ธโฏ๏ธโ๏ธโฆ๏ธโช๏ธโฎ๏ธ๐๐ฏ๐ชฏโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ๐๐๐โถ๏ธโฉ๏ธโญ๏ธโฏ๏ธโ๏ธโช๏ธโฎ๏ธ๐ผโซ๏ธ๐ฝโฌ๏ธโธ๏ธโน๏ธโบ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ฆ๐
๐๐ถ๐๐ณ๐ดโ๏ธโ๏ธโง๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ฐโพ๏ธโผ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธใฐ๏ธ๐ฑ๐ฒโ๏ธโป๏ธโ๏ธ๐ฑ๐๐ฐโญ๏ธโ
๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโฐ๏ธโฟ๏ธใฝ๏ธโณ๏ธโด๏ธโ๏ธยฉ๏ธยฎ๏ธโข๏ธ#๏ธโฃ*๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ1๏ธโฃ2๏ธโฃ3๏ธโฃ4๏ธโฃ5๏ธโฃ6๏ธโฃ7๏ธโฃ8๏ธโฃ9๏ธโฃ๐๐ ๐ก๐ข๐ฃ๐ค๐
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Oh, here we go again ๐คฆโโ๏ธ the voices in his head ๐ค๐ญ called the rain to end ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฑ๐ง๏ธ OUR days of wild ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐จโ๏ธ the sickest army doll ๐๐ถ๏ธ๐ค๐ค purchased at the mall ๐ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ค๐คฉ rivulets descend MY plastic smile ๐ง๐๐ง (but-you should-โve seen-him when-he firstโฆGOT me!!! โ๐ณ๐ค) MYYY boy ๐งโโ๏ธ๐๐ on-ly breaks-his favโrite tOooOooys ๐๐ค๐กโฆtOooOooOoooOys OohOohOh-Oooh! IIIโm queeen~ ๐ธ๐๐โโ๏ธ๐ (of-sand cast-les he-destrooOooys ๐ก๐๐ฐ)โฆOooOooOooo OohOohOh-Oooh! โcause it fit too right ๐คทโโ๏ธ puzzle pieces in the dead of night ๐งฉ๐งฉ๐ shouldโve known it was a matter of time ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐ฐ๏ธ OooOooOooo OohOohOh-Oooh MYYY boy ๐งโโ๏ธ๐๐ on-ly breaks-his favโrite tOooOooys ๐๐ค๐กโฆOooOooOOohOohOh-Ooohโฆthere was a lit-an-y of reasons-why ๐๐ we couldโve played for keeps this time ๐ฐโโ๏ธโค๏ธโ๐ฉน๐คตโโ๏ธ I know Iโm just. rePEATING mySELF! ๐๐คฆโโ๏ธ put me. back on MY SHELF ๐ช๐งโโ๏ธ๐ค๐ฅฑ but first. โ๐ณ๐คPULL the STRING ๐งโโ๏ธ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๐ค๐ค and Iโll tell you that he runs because he loves me ๐ โ๐ฑ๐ฎ ๐๐๐ฅ๐๐ข ๐ถ๐ฎ ๐โ๐งโโ๏ธใฐ๏ธ๐ค๐ (โcause-you should-โve seen-him when-he first. SAW me!!! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐๐คฉ) MYYY boy ๐งโโ๏ธ๐๐ on-ly breaks-his favโrite tOooOooys ๐๐ค๐กโฆtOooOooOoooOys OohOohOh-Oooh! IIIโm queeen~ ๐ธ๐๐โโ๏ธ๐ (of-sand cast-les he-destrooOooys ๐ก๐๐ฐ)โฆOooOooOooo OohOohOh-Oooh! โcause I knew too much ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ง there was danger in the heat of my touch ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ๐ฅ๐ he saw forever โพ๏ธ๐ so he smashed it up ๐ฐ๐๐ OooOooOooo OohOohOh-Oooh MYYY boy ๐งโโ๏ธ๐๐ on-ly breaks-his favโrite tOooOooys ๐๐ค๐กโฆOooOooOooOohOohOh-Oooh (oh-oh-oh-ohohoh) once I fix me โค๏ธโ๐ฉน๐ฉโ๐ง (oh-oh-oh-ohohoh) heโs gonna MISS me ๐โโ๏ธ (oh-oh-oh-ohohoh) once I fix MEEE ๐ค๐ฉโ๐ง (oh-oh-oh-ohohoh) heโs gonna missโฆmeโฆJUST SAY WHEN โ๐ณ๐ค Iโd play A-GAIN ๐ he was MY best FRIEND, down at the sandlot ๐๐ฉโโค๏ธโ๐จ I felt MORE WHEN we played PRE-TEND ๐ฐโโ๏ธ๐๐คตโโ๏ธ than with all the KENS โcause ๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ฅฑ he took me out of my box ๐ค๐งโโ๏ธ๐ค๐ stole my tortured heart โค๏ธโ๐ฉน๐ค๐โโ๏ธ๐จ๐งโโ๏ธ left all these broken parts ๐ค๐ช๐ฆต told me Iโm better off ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ฌ๐ค (but IIiIiiiIiiiIiโm notโฆIโm notโฆIโm notโฆ)
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Hi my love.
Could I please have yearning, absolutely, tire, and Christ for your word guessing game ๐
Hello, sweetheart ๐ฅฐ
I don't have yearning but I do have yearn in you're where I wanna go
The soft parts of him that yearn for a motherโs affection do want her to show genuine curiosity.
also from YWIWG
Fuck, heโs so tired. And cold. And lost.
Part of him wants to vow heโll never let himself get this drunk again without a solid plan to get home. The more realistic part scoffs, knowing he will absolutely do this again.
Eddie doesnโt want him. Christ, why did he even come back?
#those last 3 are from the same section but vastly out of order#hope you don't mind i stole them all from the same wip#๐ฅบ๐๐#hippo gets mail#james tag ๐#wip guessing game
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Twas the night ๐ ๐ before ๐ DICKmas ๐โ ๐๐ ๐and all ๐ฏ through the house ๐ ๐ , BIG ๐ฑ ERECTIONS โฌ ๐ WERE STIRRING ๐ฏ๐๐, AS BIG ๐ฑ๐ฉ AS A MOUSE ๐ญ. ๐ฎ๐๐ญ๐ฝTheir SCHLONGS were hung ๐๐ โฌ๏ธ from their groins ๐ with good ๐ care ๐
, ๐ In hopes ๐๐ ๐๐ผ MAGIC โจ๐งโโ๏ธ PUSSIES ๐ฑ ๐ป๐๐ soon ๐ would be there. ๐ฎ๐ฎ The SLUTS ๐
๐ฆ were all ๐ฏ nestled, snug โฌ in their beds ๐ ๐ด๐ while dreams๐ค๐ญ of RED ๐ด โค๏ธ๐ดDILDOS danced๐ฏ๐in their heads๐๐ด๐
And daddy ๐จ๐๐ in his ๐ฆ G-STRING๐๐, and I ๐ฅ in the SACK๐๐๐ had just settled ๐ down ๐ป for a LONG๐๐๐๐ winterโs THWACKโผ๏ธ๐๐ฏ๐
Only a few โฐ more hours ๐ ๐ฐ til โฌ Santa ๐
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๐พCUMS!!! ๐๐ป๐ฆ๐ Make ๐ sure ๐ฏ your ๐๐๐ฆ cookie ๐ช๐ณ ๐ช is yummy ๐๐คค โ๏ธenough for him ๐ด ๐
๐ฟ to eat ๐
๐! ๐
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Send ๐จ๐ฌ this to 1๏ธโฃ2๏ธโฃ of your ๐๐ฟ SLUTTIEST ๐ ๐ DICKMAS ๐โ ๐ฝCOCKSUCKERS ๐ฝ to get ๐ BUTTFUCKED ๐ต๐ต๐ต by Santaโs XXXtra ๐
๐พ long ๐ ๐ North ๐ Pole ๐! ๐Have a MERRY ๐ DICKMAS ๐๐๐ป๐ฆ and a SLUTTY ๐๐ฆ ๐ NEW ๐ YEAR ๐๐
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Please ๐ถ anon. Iโm a married man ๐๐
Though that does give me so many good ideas..
Pretending to be Muzanโs husband, a slayer finding you both in the cities so you have to press him against the wall and kiss him breathless to keep undercover. One thing leads to another and youโre fucking him in both his female and male form. He is humiliated with the noises heโs making and the way his body is trembling in your hold, heโs almost tempted to kill you.. but then you give him the most earth shattering orgasm and suddenly youโre his right hand man. Fucking him in every room of the infinity castle, sucking him off against the tree in the middle of an abandoned path, eating him out bent over against a well in the middle of a town during the night.
He even slips up and calls you his husband to one of the upper moons.
Toji getting married for money.. unhappy but not on the streets. His fat, rich husband dragging him to a fancy party - heโs bored out of his mind but heโll do anything for a bag, and then he feels eyes on the back of his head - a cursed spirit under the guise of a tall, handsome businessman, watching him with burning insatiable need.
Tojiโs done a lot of fucked up things for money, but none of them felt this good. Back arching as the curse fucks him deep and hard, his stupid husband calling his name as he gets fucked in the bathroom stall. Another fat wad of cash shoved between his tits to answer him, calling out that heโs fine and heโll be out in a minute as your second set of hands begins to stroke and prod at his already stuffed hole.
Maybe big bad husband Crocodile finding no other option to discipline Buggy, calling you in - his prized bodyguard - to fuck some manners into the clown. Grabbing a hold of his bottom half as Mihawk grabs his head, forcing him to look as you and Crocodile kiss atop his decapitated body, your cock sinking inside him slowly.
Or even being Caesar Clowns โWork husbandโ - a title he gave you and pretended everyone else gave it to you and he was disgusted by the prospect, though he never once stopped using it - youโre his assistant, bringing him snacks and drinks, getting files and viles.
One day bringing him a magenta vile labelled โdangerousโ โdo not drinkโ โdo not inhaleโ, youโre oh so careful with this stupid little bottle when youโre tripped - Caesars tendril of smoke whisping back into his cloud coat. But instead of the vile landing on you like he had planned, it lands straight into his big mouth, draining the contents as his face turns bright red. Not even a minute later heโs leaking and begging you on his hands and knees that he needs your babies in him, he needs your dick inside of him and for you to breed him like livestock. Fucking little creep was trying to roofie you, well now you had all the means for some revenge.
Anyway, the bunny Zoro fic was fucking delicious. I need that bunny boy to come back whining for reader to cuddle and snuggle and fuck him stupid again.
Love you Hurlers.
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Btw, have you watched My Hero? I have been trying to find someone to talk about All Might with. The way they have him in this newest episode has my dick drippinggg ๐ซ๐ซ
MUZAN AND TOJI??? WHAT A GOOD DAY TO BE ALIVE. just finished reading another banger thirst in my inbox and then i'm placed face to face with this. i seriously love you all.
no kidding. sugar baby toji is the singular best take on his character in the world of fanfics, and reader being a curse fits so well, i'm in awe. and caesar clown and aphrodisiacs mix so well, holy fucking shit. i'm going to be super busy after this month ends.
and yeah, i've watched mha. :) i'm not caught up with the latest two seasons, but i'm familiar with the lore up to s5. go ahead and rant about all might!!! thank you for the obscenely delicious thirsts!!!
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OH WTH MOONY FELL OFF THE TOP 2 FANS ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ
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Anger Harms Beauty
Lance Stroll x Alonso!reader
โข | social media au / enemies to lovers
Summary: Your father setting you up for a horrible date with Lance, changed your both's indifference to a mutual hate. But when your inappropriate photos get leaked out the Canadian is first to defend and help you.
Warnings/Tags: female reader, fluff, mentions of revealing photos, toxic reader and Lance, mutual hate, enemies to lovers
A/N: I'm recently head over heels with Lance so you can expect more fics with him ๐งโโ๏ธ I also have a personal beef with his Vegas beard it's too much, the Brazil one was just perfect TwT
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โขlance_stroll: Great weekend in Montreal! Thank you all! ๐
โขfernandoalo_oficial: P3 and P7! We're rocking it!
โขuser1: can't believe Lance was P7...
โขastonmartinf1: great performance from both drivers! Congrats! ๐๐ฅณ๐
โขy/n._.alonso: SHAVE OFF THAT GROSS DILL ๐คข you look older than my father and he's almost 50!
โ โขfernandoalo_oficial: I'm not that old... :(
โ โขy/n._.alonso: Lo siento papa ๐ (I'm sorry dad)
โ โขlance_stroll: shave your armpits and then we can talk
โ โขuser2: Lance is savage ๐ฎ
โ โขuser3: that's more mean than savage
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โขy/n._.alonso: ๐ฅฐ๐คค๐ด
โขfernandoalo_oficial: my baby should open a restaurant!!! ๐๐คค
โขuser4: ah to be y/n and eat such delicious food whenever I want and still have a body of a goddess... TwT
โขlance_stroll: you're gonna be fat if you eat all that
โ โขy/n._.alonso: says a guy who eats the trashiest food ever
โ โขlance_stroll: at least I work out and don't slump in bed 24/7
โขbluebellhorner: best food I ate in like forever! ๐
โ โขy/n._.alonso: thank you honey! ๐๐๐
โขuser5: I want to try it so bad ๐ญ
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โขlance_stroll: just bought this beauty and I can't get over how amazing it is! ๐
โขestebanocon: good for you buddy! The best car you own for sure! ๐ช
โขlogansargeant: what a pretty beast! when's my turn for a ride?
โ โขlance_stroll: whenever you'd like :)
โขy/n._.alonso: you should buy yourself a new face not a car
โ โขlance_stroll: some's jealous daddy won't buy them one ๐คญ
โ โขy/n._.alonso: I can buy it myself I don't need daddy's money... Not like someone ๐คญ๐๐
โ โขuser6: โขlance_stroll you got shot with your own weapon! XD
โขuser7: I want this car so much ๐ฉ
โ โขuser8: maybe one day... ๐ฅฒ
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โขy/n._.alonso: gym day with my girlie โขyourbestie ๐ช๐ฅ
โขuser9: I want that body yadi ๐ญ
โ โขuser10: we all want that body yadi ๐ฅฒ
โขlance_stroll: oh look who started to go to the gym, wonder why... ๐ค
โ โขy/n._.alonso: shut up, you wouldn't even take my dad in a fight
โ โขfernandoalo_oficial: don't even bring me into that...
โ โขuser11: the father has had enough ๐
โ โขuser12: he's done with both of them
โ โขuser13: why do they keep fighting under every post???
โขyourbestie: I'm not going to the gym with you anymore... I can't walk now... ๐ฅฒ
โ โขy/n._.alonso: love you too hihi ๐คญ๐
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โขy/n._.alonso: looking for a new boo ๐คญ๐
โขyourbestie: great weekend so far! Can't wait for the rest! ๐
โขuser13: petition for y/n and bestie to adopt me as their new friend ๐งโโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
โ โขuser14: me too!
โ โขlogansargeant: I want too!
โ โขuser13: nu-uh, you would spy for Lance >:(
โ โขlogansargeant: ๐
โขlance_stroll: You're not gonna find anyone there, too high level for you
โ โขy/n._.alonso: you're ona a waaaay lower level than me ๐
โ โขlance_stroll: you wish
โ โขy/n._.alonso: no. I know it ๐
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โขy/n._.alonso: this guy... I can't ๐ญ๐
Never thought he'll become the closest person for me in those hard times. He appeared in my apartment the same day those photos leaked out, arms stuffed with food, flower bouquets and a huuuge teddy bear plushie (I still have no idea how he managed to bring all those things upstairs in one go), ready to comfort me as long as I'd need it. โขlance_stroll I'm sorry I was such a bitch, I love you ๐
And I withdraw my words that โขfernandoalo_oficial has the worst taste in men. He knew way better than me from the start and I regret not giving Lance a second chance at the very beginning just as he suggested me to. I'm sorry dad, love you too ๐
โขlance_stroll: I forgive you fatty โค
โ โขy/n._.alonso: don't even start or it'll end too soon -_-
โ โขlance_stroll: sorry mami โค
โ โขuser15: that is so cute I can't ๐ญ๐
โ โขuser16: THEY ARE TOO CUTE KSXNDNBDJEJ
โขfernandoalo_oficial: of course I was right ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
โ โขy/n._.alonso: Eres el mejor papa ๐ (you're the best dad)
โ โขlance_stroll: โขfernandoalo_oficial can I call you papa too now? :3
โ โขfernandoalo_oficial: nope ๐คจ๐ง
โ โขlance_stroll: :(
โขestebanocon: fucking finally! ๐
โ โขlogansargeant: YEEES ๐ฅ๐ช YOU GUYS SLAY
โ โขyourbestie: stop...
โขyourbestie: โขlance_stroll our beef ain't ending here >:(
โ โขlance_stroll: โขy/n._.alonsoโ she's is threatening me againโโโ
โ โขy/n._.alonso: don't even start... ๐ซฅ
โ โขuser17: AGAIN??? โขyourbestie GURL WHAT DID YOU DO???
โ โขyourbestie: ๐คญ๐
โ โขuser18: I bet she tried killing him more than once ๐
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Rochester: Hey God, so Jane agreed to marry me!๐ But before you get angry with meโฆ hear me out ๐ฅน๐๐
God: โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ
Rochester: โHave I not found her friendless and poor? Will I not love, cherish and provide for her?
God: ๐ฌ๏ธ๐จ๐จ๐จ
Jane: itโs getting a little windyโฆ (aside: why is he talking about me when Iโm right here?)
Rochester: no worries Janet everything is fine๐ (aside: it will atoneโฆ it will atoneโฆ)
God: ๐ง๏ธ๐ง๏ธ๐ง๏ธ
Rochester: Menโs opinion I defy it!๐กI know my Maker sanctions what I do๐ฅฐ
God: โ๏ธNOโก๏ธIโก๏ธDONโTโก๏ธโ๏ธ
Rochester: the weather is changing๐คจ (definitely not a sign) Jane I could have stayed here with you all night๐ฅน
โโTHE NEXT MORNINGโโ
Jane: oh my gosh what a storm that was last nightโฆ huh what is this!? the old chestnut tree was struck by lightning and split in half!?๐จ
God: Jane my childโฆ โจrunโจ
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