#👀👀👀 we gon see what that smirk was about now 👀👀👀

[belladonnaprice]

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[murfeelee]

IWTV 2022 INSP - Caught Up in Human Affairs Pt2

Louis: Jonah Macon! How long's it been?! Jonah: A day and forever. Louis: And you've enlisted! You ever think about those old days when we were kids? You seen my sister, Grace? Jonah: Saw her this mornin', getting the yard ready for her twins' birthday party.... So, you a big-shot businessman now? Louis: I done all right. Jonah: You own all this; sign me up for "done all right!" Louis: *glares up at Lestat and Antoinette* You think this is nice? Wait till you see my pretty automobile.... *In the bayou* Jonah: You gon' ruin those sharp shoes in this mud. Louis: I got another pair back at home. Jonah: I'll bet you do. You've been blessed. Ain't aged a day since I seen you last. Louis: That's the moonlight lyin' is all. You worried about enlisting? Jonah: Most of why I signed up is I kept hearing something about "European sensibilities". Over there they care less what you look like or...who you're lookin' at. Louis: Yeah, I got someone. Jonah: I figured as much. What's he like? Louis: He's… a lot. It's not perfect. But we kinda have this...agreement. Jonah: *smirks* One of those "you can drive out to the bayou" kind of agreements? Louis: *smirks* Uh-huh.

-- Interview with the Vampire, S01E03

MY THOUGHTS (laughing at how dumb Lestat is)

Because Lestat is an idiot, it was his bright idea to propose an open relationship--partially just wanting to bang the new flavor of the decade Antoinette a few times, and mostly hoping Louis would get jealous enough to kill and eat her (thus finally becoming a "real" vampire/killer).

Only for this to blow up spectacularly in Lestat's face, when Louis' sister Grace told Louis' old flame Jonah where to find them. 👀 (And I have Thoughts(TM) about why Grace even did that--she ain't slick!) It's like Lestat never expected Louis to be participating in the "openness" of the relationship too! 🤡

🤣

I was DYING. The hypocritical NERVE of this fool.

NGL, even though I highkey HATED how Louis used Jonah, I lowkey LOVED seeing Lestat lose his freaking marbles, knowing Louis was getting busy in the bayou with his new boo-thang after months of not wanting to sleep with Lestat smelling like that floozy Antoinette.

So even though we the viewer never sees Lestat watching Louis & Jonah, I love imagining this clown crying a river of blood tears as Louis had fun without him--cry harder, stupid.

[seokjinsonlyone]

i wanna hear about jin’s slut era👀

okay listen i know i always say that yoongi is my twin flame but so is jin like i feel that yoongi and jin are two sides of the same coin like if yoongi is heads jin is tails and so i can say that he just like me fr honestly now that i’ve said it i forgot the relevancy of that statement but i’m just putting that out there

anyway seokjin is my shy anxious baby so i think his slut era would be most likely to occur within an established relationship tbh like okay we know he posted his tattoo so he definitely can cause panic to the masses but at the same time we seen him pacing up and down in the corner of movie premieres and reading webtoons at hobi party so one on one with people he don’t know that well tryna seduce them hmmm it just ain’t giving so yeah established relationship slut era

like i think he’ll reach a phase where he can see how much you like him and will conduct experiments on what really gets you going like when his hair is shorter he’ll slick his hair back so his forehead is out to see how you respond (feral) and then he’ll grow his hair out just to see you froth at the mouth one day you’ll come home and see him at the stove cooking shirtless like

and when he notices that you’ve entered he’ll just sit there and watch as you malfunction like your brain will literally be like a fried computer you’ll start speaking in binary code and he just gon watch with a smirk on his face it’s sick (side note: i lose my mind over this picture every other month i can’t tell u how much this make me wanna lick up his spine like a popsicle on a midsummer’s day) and he just gon keep going and going with his little tricks until one day he pop out with his long permed hair wearing a crop top with a chain dangling from around his neck and you snap and drag him into the bedroom and have your way with him and that’s when he declares his mission a success he knows your limits and will constantly push them