#🐩 anon

[return-to-twisted-wonderland]

Tbh I think the soul twins (gonna name em that) causing drunken shenanigoons w the Ramshackle prefect is hilarious. Here's some of the stunts they pulled thus far:

- Filling Malleus' shampoo/conditioner bottles full of chunky glitter.

- Super gluing Crowley's office chair so he'd get stuck.

- Drunkenly vomiting all over Lilia's cooking clearly on (half) purpose.

- Pavloving Silver to wake up whenever he hears a cupcakke/sharpay remix unintentionally.

- Putting little packets of ketchup on the toilet seat so they'd bust when Sebek came back as retribution for their ears...

And much more, so my point is that now Diasomnia gets to feel the wrath of getting an older sister & a younger sibling. Though surprisingly, most of the pranks are suggested by Yuu (as retribution), Thornton ('cause they're a lil shit), and then Aurum (can turn particularly nasty/sadistic when drunk ahemahemhedrickgenesahemahem—)

🐩 Anon just wants to watch the world burn

Malleus showed up to class covered in glitter and Leona lost his fucking mind in the background. Everyone agrees that the Crowley prank was good, Crowley would disagree. Lilia cried to Cater about his ruined food. Silver is actually starting to believe that those songs are now his alarm clock. Sebek is crying.

Diasomnia is in trouble, send help.

[kaionyx]

I have been waiting forever for the asks to reopen!!!

Anyway I just want to say your blog is really amazing, and it's incredible how flustered I get just reading the way you respond to other people 😵‍💫

my subby little puppy brain melts and the thought of trying some of your kinks just turns me on even more 🤤

🐩 anon please?

That’s cute darling, I love hearing how cute needy pups like you turn into a puddle rereading my words over and over. And how badly you want to be the little experiment I use all these dark thoughts that run through my head on. Hopefully I keep corrupting that pretty mind little by little until you see my name and can’t help but whine and get all desperate for whatever it is i’m talking about.

[sea-lanterns]

Yeah- She very much DID have the mannerisms of a dog 😭

Actually, The first time this girl "kissed" me was a while back when I was in school. We were in P.E. and she actually did it in front of this poor kid (unfortunately) who looked MORTIFIED at the sight...

I do NOT miss whipping all that saliva off my face 😭😭

Also, I'm new here! I'm not really one of your regular anons...

You mind if I take the role of 🐩? If not, I can totally be just... Uh.. anything you wanna call me 😭

Can I call you…mine?

Kidding! You just left such a big opening for that line. Yes, you can be 🐩 anon, but I wonder if you chose this emoji because of your ex dog gf 😨

[princessbrunette]

hi princess!! idk if u saw my last ask but i was wondering what songs you would put in a playlist for bunny!reader hehe

can i be 🐩 anon btw? <33

i have a wholeeee playlist post right here u should check it out !!

[taegularities]

For the ask game how about the word yours

-🐩

omg poodle hi!! good to see you again <3

send me a word and get a snippet from cmi13: the starry night with the word in it <3

[solmints-messyocdiary]

Pinching Finley's cheeks while fucking his brains out 🤌🏻✨️ and telling him he's so cute when he's all flushed and whining.

Holding his wrists over his head while edging him as he begs 🫠

Also, I'm a softie so cuddles after everything. Having him lean on your breasts while stroking his hair and telling him how good he was for you.

- 🐩

Oml, he's going to be such a whiny baby when you pinch his cheeks, just pushing or slapping your hands away till he can't because he's feeling too good to even fight back against the compliments and feeling~

Please bully him by telling him he's cute and holding him down!!

And cuddles? Cuddles on a soft chest for him to rest? Take advantage of his state because he's going to be snuggly after it all... 🥺

[gossipgirloff1]

From looking at the pet store Kika tagged. Seems they breed the dogs themselves then put them in a pet store. Idk something about that seems unethical and dodgy. //

I was unaware of that. Yes anon you are very correct. Pet stores are not responsible in breeding dogs in anyway. Most likely the sire and dam of the litter have no health testing, so no framework for whether the kids will have predisposed health issues. Pet stores are notorious for either being a puppy mill or sourcing from one. It is all about money, not the health and quality of the dog. And they don’t have any sort of screening procedures for owners.

That is so disappointing from Kika and Pierre and that store will probably see an uptick in sales from her tagging them.

Luckily Simba’s parents have the resources to help him have the best of care and anything his puppy heart can desire.

-🐩

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[itssmerafecameron]

i’m horny n i miss you :(

-🐩

Oh hi baby nice for you to miss me we haven’t talked for a while and you’re horny and miss me.

[ohbabydollie]

dollie do u have any song recommendations 🙏🏼

~🐩

i listen to mostly bolero and stuff, but ofc!!

nosotros - eydie gorme, los panchos

noche no te vayas- los tres caballeros 

chunti -beach goons (they’re good, i promise 😭😭)

anything by windows96

never in dreams - T. rexico

Television song - fake tides

smokey joe - the high curbs

that’s about it, i’ll include more if i think of more songs

[rafeandonlyrafe]

can i be 🐩 anon???

yesss slay

[return-to-twisted-wonderland]

The moment the soul twins hears Yuu refer to Malleus as 'Hornton' it's over for him— Thornton just had to be goofy like that (After a while, cause first encounters be awkward as hell).

Thornton: Yo, long time no see, little horndog! *Funny cause they're horn-less*

Sebek: *Having an internal debate/crisis as to whether he should either worship or hate the fae in question. Definitely frothing at the mouth.*

Silver: *Is on his fourth lucid dream by now— surprisingly, sprawled on his sister's lap.* Zzz...

Aurum: *Somehow stoic but laughing inside, can't talk rn she petting the wild animals thanks to his sib!*

Malleus: ... You asked for it. *Thunderstorms in the background, Thorn is about to catch them draconian hands ✋*

Lilia: ... *On the verge of losing his sanity 'cause now he's adopted two more chaotic children into the fam. Growing gray hairs soon enough I'm afraid. Dw— this mf still thinks it's hilarious how ballsy the twins are.*

Both of em loud & proud, getting ready to wrestle some ass to the floor drunk much?

🐩 Anon goes crazy at this point

Sebek.EXE has stopped working.

Lilia at this point:

[kaionyx]

I just wanna be your pansexual poodle puppy letting you dress me up real pretty, and when I'm spread out across your lap you do whatever you want to me while I carefully hold your fingers in my mouth

-🐩

Heh, is that so? Well that would be nice sweetheart, my lap does gets pretty lonely while I’m working and having a new little stim toy to mess with would make the day go by faster.

[somensfw-blue]

what a wild turn of events 🐩

this blog is abandoned but uh. yeah

support Shelby. support caiti. fuck Wilbur soot and fuck georgenotfound

[taegularities]

“I’m Iron Man”

- Jeon Jungkook ,2023

Hey it’s me sorry for not be there a lot last year a lot of stuff happened but I’m back now and that’s all that matters

-🐩

AH HELLOOOO i missed you!!! you've been gone for so longgg 🥺 i'm sorry you went through so much, and sincerely hope 2024 will be better. so glad you're back and hoping to have you around for a long while 🥺<3 and also… yes

[princessbrunette]

hey princess just wanted to say that 1. I love your new layout and 2. Your writing style is inclusive and even if it wasn't, it's your fucking blog and you can post whatever you want, and what you do post is wonderful and amazing your so talented so keep it up babe🩷

-🐩

thank you aww !! i think it’s important to be inclusive, and im glad to here that people find themselves in my reader ♡

[gossipgirloff1]

the sad thing about Kika getting a dog; it is not a good representation of its breed. Large round eyes, looks like it kind of has a roach back. It seems no research about breeders, and the breed itself was done.

I would be willing to bet a finger Pierre has researched chow breeders and maybe already had one in mind for when the time was right. And it looks like the poodle puppy hasn’t been groomed in its life time. (The length of its muzzle hair is the same as its coat, it’s never had its face shaved.)

I doubt it was bought from a good breeder. And breeders who specifically breed apricot (aka for a specific color) poodles never have good of stock.

Hopefully the little guy is healthy and has a good life.

It’s always sad to see people in over their heads with a poodle.

-🐩

Wow you know a lot of things anon thank you for the info ❤️