#🐔 — shitposts .

[katyspersonal]

me: NOOOOOOO WHY I HAD TO SIMP FOR ABYSS WATCHERS THIS IS SO OBSCURE NOW EVERYONE WILL JUDGE ME AND THINK I AM A WEIRDO MY REPUTATION AS a holy woman SERIOUS LOREDIGGEE IS D O N E

Dark Souls 3: *literally has a wholeass demographic of simps that were SO upset when Abyss Watchers collectively burnt themselves they've gone insane and straight up left their plane of reality to deal with heartbreak take the L*

[i-drop-art-in-your-asks]

Apparently chickens

Love

Noodles!!!

I mean,

Look at my birds playing with these spaghetti noodles!

I'm not kidding this is funny shit!

[bunny-kisser]

Modern day Rivera would be one of those people who posts about their "work crush" obsessively but he would have a super normie aesthetic blog so no one would know he's a criminal and the boss in question is a meth kingpin

[thisdogpaystaxes]

song of the day is gone so long by breathe carolina

[translucent-serendipity]

Las amistades peligrosas o tener esto en la cabeza un lunes a las 23:55, sin ser yo nada de eso (cuestionable)

Si lo reproducís, volumen bajito!

[igsharpbladeroach]

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[standupcomedyhistorian]

I know this was a shitpost, but if you ARE curious about how they met, I have created an exhaustive timeline of their relationship, beginning with Phoebe posting about how she wants to plagiarize That Funny Feeling on Instagram to the two holding hands after SNL a few weeks ago.

It's been quite a journey! ✌🏼🐔

i still haven’t wrapped my head around Phoebe Bridgers and Bo Burnham like how did that happen??

[chinkintendies]

🐔   general tags, baybee !!

[narrators-journal]

Dcst masterlist: Calm before the storm

I hope I can add to this list soon, I’m really getting into the show and am thinking of doing some more for it at some point.

Sequel masterlist here

Created: 5/5/21

updated: 9/18/24

Fanfiction- x

Headcanons- //

Scenarios- \\\

NSFW- *

ask- ^

🔭 Senku Ishigami 🔭

Regular content

General headcanons //

Monster au who’s who //

Fresh General headcanons //

Mutually beneficial \\\^*

🦾 Taiju Oki 🦾

To the grave \\\

🥽 Chrome 🥽

regular content

Monster au who’s who //

🎲 Gen Asagiri 🎲

Regular content

Monster au who’s who //

Mirror, mirror on the wall \\\ ^ *

Aye aye, captain \\\ ^*

Something a little stronger than coffee \\\ ^*

💡 Sengen content 💡

A burning question \\\

Cat and mouse \\\

Reminiscing \\\

Cat and mouse headcanons //

A run-in with a succubus \\\

When the mouse moves away \\\

Late night chats \\\

The mouse will play \\\

A cat’s lament \\\

The sin of lust \\\ *

A fair trade \\\ ^*

Keep talking \\\ ^*

🦦 Ryusui Nanami 🦦

Regular content

First impression // ^

Proper headcanons //

Monster au who’s who //

Saiukryu headcanons //

Fresh saiukryu headcanons //

Yandere content

Yandere!Ryusui headcanons //

Match-ups

Match-up 1

🎧 Ukyo Saioniji 🎧

Regular content

Monster au who’s who //

Saiukryu headcanons //

Fresh saiukryu headcanons //

🐚 Ukryu content 🐚

Moloka’i latte \\\ ^

Noise cancellation \\\

My jolly sailor bold \\\

Leave him Johnny leave him \\\

Seashells by the seashore \\\

Ukryu headcanons // ^

🐠 Sai Nanami 🐠

Regular content

Saiukryu headcanons //

Fresh saiukryu headcanons //

🚬 Stanley Snyder 🚬

Regular content

First impressions // ^

Monster au who’s who //

A fling is a fling \\\ ^

Daddy issues \\\^*

 🥼 Xeno 🥼

Regular content

First impressions // ^

Monster au who’s who //

General Xeno headcanons //

Experimental product \\\ ^*

🐱‍🚀 Bayakuya Ishigami 🐱‍🚀

Regular content

Monster au who’s who //

💄 Luna 💄

Regular content

First impressions // ^

I thought Luna might’ve had a sister ^

What if Luna had a sister // ^

Monster au who’s who //

🔫 Stano (Stan x Xeno) 🔫

I require physical contact \\\

A walk in the dark \\\

Stormy nights \\\

Stress relief is crucial \\\ *

Vampiric lust \\\ *

May I have this dance? \\\

Hanging around \\\

Wish you were here \\\ *

Workaholic \\\ ^

Stano at the olympics // ^

Childhood crushes \\\ ^

The most dangerous game \\\ *

Late night riddles \\\

The walk of shame \\\ ^

Baby it's cold outside \\\

One hell of a welcome home \\\*

Vivid dreams \\\

Worrywort \\\^

I need a hero, or at least a GPS \\\^

Extra-curricular activities \\\*^

Awkward dinner conversation \\\^

Happy mornings \\\ ^*

🦁 Tsukasa Shishio 🦁

Regular content

Friends oc x Tsukasa hcs ^ //

Monster au who’s who //

Tsukasa x male!reader \\\ ^

nsfw headcanons // * ^

Tsukasa x pregnant reader \\\^

Ground control \\\^

Desperate times \\\ ^*

🔪 Hyoga 🔪

regular content

Monster au who’s who //

Join the dark side, we have cookies \\\^

Match-ups

Match up 1 ^

🥰 Homura 🥰

Regular content

Monster au who’s who //

🐆 Kohaku 🐆

Regular content

Monster au who’s who //

Testing his limits \\\ ^*

🐆 Ruri 🐆

Regular content

Monster au who’s who //

👓 Kinro 👓

Regular content

Monster au who’s who //

Match-ups

1

🐔 Ginro 🐔

Regular content

Monster au who’s who //

📸 Minami 📸

Regular content

Monster au who’s who //

Desperate times \\\ ^*

🥊 Nikki 🥊

Regular content

Monster au who’s who //

⌚ Joel ��

Regular content

Monster au who’s who //

💕 Taiju x Yuzuriha 💕

Regular content

Monster au who’s who //

Sneak peeks

Peek 1

General asks

Shitposting with mah bestie ^

[thisdogpaystaxes]

song of the day is all too well (10 minute version) (taylor's version) (from the fault) by taylor swift

[thisdogpaystaxes]

i saw you in my dream and i was like wow it's been forever and you said "i'm sorry it's been so long and that things got bad, i miss you"

obviously i woke up

i know you don't miss me

[thisdogpaystaxes]

just got done sitting in the shower and crying my eyes out to frank ocean and cocteau twins

[thisdogpaystaxes]

song of the day is pearly-dewdrops' drops - 7" version by cocteau twins

[thisdogpaystaxes]

it's unfair to miss people who are alive