#🎶 there’s a trial going on out there somewhere

[probablygayattorneys]

POV: you’re the prosecutor for AA7 and the rest of the prosecutor’s office is trying to prepare you for going up against the Wright Anything Agency

[self-loathing-angel-of-thursday2]

Beautiful Spouse’s Rewatch Thoughts SPN 08x14 Trial and Error

“Is he just docked on sure somewhere? The place is a shit hole” “Was he eating a raw hot dog?” laughter

Deanie beanie is moving in

“Gotta say goodnight to his gun” “I don’t think that’s how it works” “Why is Sam being a fkn dick?” what a dick

“Magical cell service in the basement” “Sam is eating Dean’s burger. What a fkn dick” “Hello boys, but that could be the hot one or Crowley” “I guess they all say it, don’t they?” “What was he going to say?” laughter

“What does he mean about pig anus?” Hot dogs, dude

“Oh” “Isn’t that how all plants work? Maybe not all plants but you know what I mean” “I love how he can say bitches, but they could only say crap earlier this episode. They had to spend their swear quota on Dean” “They are far too clean to be drifters, but I’m not judging” “uh huh” “I was going to say literally but I saw it coming and wasn’t going to say anything but then I did’ “which one is it? Did they actually hear a wolf, and it’s freaking her out? Or was it him?” “Seriously you didn’t notice the two brightly lit faces by the barn” “Oh it was him. How interesting” “More than one demon deal in the family or what?” “Wasn’t she just pissed off? She’s not the type to talk to the help” “Moral of the story: Don’t wish for that when you make your demon deal, because you let the other person down after 10 years and you’re dead” “you know where I talked to her? In the barn! So angry” “In the barn” “What’s ‘my way’ mean?” You usually agree with Dean anyway so ya know

“And ears” laughter

“All hands on dick!” laughter

“I was going to say something along those lines, but I didn’t know what to say” “He wasn’t Kenough for her” laughter

“Jesus juice” “There is a lot of junk in that trunk. Even a little Jesus juice” “going to take the lady’s gun huh?” laughter

“Gotta accessorize” laughter

“They’re hunting something that can hunt you so you always want someone looking rearward. Maybe someone who doesn’t break off from the group too” “Well it wasn’t Crowley” “Sounds like a threat. I guess he is pointing a gun at him so it is a threat” Laughter “now put these on . What the fuck” “Huckleberry who?” “I mean..would he actually though” “Unless the prescription was super light, you wouldn’t see through those glasses very well” “Oh it all makes sense now” “what the hell did she make her deal about?” “Wouldn’t they always want to wear glasses from now on?” “How come he can hear it?” “She probably dies and then there goes another good character” laughter

“Wouldn’t work with my lab glasses” “That’s got quite the viscosity” “He’s still wearing the damn shirt. Take your damn shirt off. Wait - keep the shirt on. What’s worse - Sam shirtless or covered in hellhound blood” “That didn’t come out right” 🎶You’re the best damn hunter I ever did see🎶

“You could do an 80s style rap about it. Gotta be east coast though” “yeah fine. No problem” “an awful lot of breathing”

[hd-wireless]

📻🎶 H/D WIRELESS 2021 - WEEKLY WRAP-UP #1

Turn up the music, turn down the lights We got a feelin' this fest gonna be alright Okay (okay), alright It's about damn time!! 🎵🎉

🎤 Welcome to our 6th round of H/D Wireless!

The time finally came to start posting all the fantastic entries we’ve received this year!

We’ve so far revealed 18 top hits, with many more to come. The mods have been working nonstop since December to make this happen so we’re super excited to finally be back 🤩

As always you can listen to the prompted songs for the works we post on two playlists:

Click here for Spotify (many thanks to @evaeleanor for helping us out there)

And here for YouTube

And now without further ado, our Wrap-up for the first week of posting:

🎶 H/D Wireless Art 🎶

📻 close to fine [T, digital art]

🎵 Song Prompt: A Litany/Heart Swells by Los Campesinos 🎵 Summary The thing about summer is that the clock that rules the rest of our lives is temporarily turned off.

📻 Every Feeling That I Get [T, digital art]

🎵 Song Prompt: 'I Hate Everything About You' by 'Three Days Grace' 🎵 Summary The events from their malicious past somehow bring Harry and Draco together in a new way.

📻 Dancing All Alone [Gen, digital art]

🎵 Song Prompt: 'Spike the Punch' by 'Alex Lahey' 🎵 Summary Harry and Draco sneak away to make a party of their own.

🎶 H/D Wireless Fic 🎶

📻 An Emerald In The Sky [M, 6.670]

🎵 Song Prompt: 'Lost in Time and Space' by 'Lord Huron' 🎵 Summary The hardest part about shagging an Unspeakable is that they’re not allowed to speak of anything. All Draco knows is that Harry works in Time. Harry works in Time, and while he’s out there in all of that time, it is as unforgiving to him as it is to anyone. Somewhere along the way, Draco realizes he's been thinking in lines, when he should have been thinking in circles.

📻 In Free Fall [E, 81.185]

🎵 Song Prompt: 'Bonkers' by Dizzee Rascal 🎵 Summary Draco Malfoy is a serious university student whose idea of a good time is translating Ancient Greek texts and having game night with his small circle of friends. Harry Potter is a hard-partying adrenaline junkie who’s happiest when he’s leaping from an airplane or hurtling over a waterfall in a kayak. They have nothing in common. But when they reconnect in the Muggle world, curiosity prompts them to strike up a deal. Draco will show Harry what it's like to be a swotty overachiever and Harry will show Draco what it's like to live life dangerously. It'll be fun, and really, what's the worst that could happen? It's not like Draco's going to fall in love with the guy or anything.

📻 Everything We Have [E, 5.034]

🎵 Song Prompt: 'Heart' by 'Sleeping At Last' 🎵 Summary When Ron leaves the Horcrux hunt and Hermione goes after him, Harry finds solace in Malfoy, the fourth member of their party. Feeling broken and uncertain as they wait on a riverbank in Wales, together they find that some things are worth the risk.

📻 Closer [M, 5.150]

🎵 Song Prompt: Something to Talk About by Bonnie Raitt 🎵 Summary All who know them are convinced that Harry and Draco are a couple. But that's just ridiculous.

📻 Mens Rea [E, 3.171]

🎵 Song Prompt: 'Laid' by James 🎵 Summary Mens Rea: the mental element of a person's intention to commit a crime; or knowledge that one's action or lack of action would cause a crime to be committed. “Draco Malfoy, how do you plead?” I’m super fucking guilty.

📻 Butterflies in Winter [M, 19.725]

🎵 Song Prompt: 'Suspirium' by 'Thom Yorke' 🎵 Summary Of course Harry had known that Malfoy’d been sent to Azkaban, but, to be honest, since the trials Harry hadn’t really thought of the git at all anymore. A random visit to Slug and Jiggers was about to drastically change that, though. And whose exactly were those letters that Harry found there?

📻 You Know the Feeling [M, 12.148]

🎵 Song Prompt: Official by Charli XCX 🎵 Summary Harry waits, but the hex never comes. In the mirror, Malfoy’s eyes dip shut, and he lets out a soft sound that goes right through Harry, heat rising in his body, pushing out against his chest. Malfoy turns slowly, careful not to dislodge Harry’s hand. He swallows, Adam's apple bobbing, then speaks, his voice low. “Don’t start something you won’t finish.” Harry’s not sure why he’s started hooking up with Malfoy. Boredom, or the heat of the summer, maybe. Whatever it is, it’s nothing too complicated. Right?

📻 Anymore [T, 2.079]

🎵 Song Prompt: Anymore by Jeon Somi 🎵 Summary For now I’ll be stuck in this beautiful nightmare ‘til you come back I’ll be standing right here Do I ever cross your mind anymore?

📻 To Make A Way [E, 5.460]

🎵 Song Prompt: 'Chinese New Year' by 'SALES' 🎵 Summary When Harry finds Draco in the back row of the cinema, he doesn't mean to accidentally befriend him. Or fuck him. Or catch feelings. The thing is, Draco only does casual.

📻 I Wanna Be On You [E, 6.565]

🎵 Song Prompt: 'Dance to This' by Troye Sivan and Ariana Grande 🎵 Summary What is it about Draco singing off-key in their kitchen that pushes Harry to admit his feelings? One thoughtful act between roommates that leads to so much more.

📻 To the dust again I fell [M, 2.586]

🎵 Song Prompt: Wishing Well by The Oh Hellos 🎵 Summary Harry finds a beaten and unconscious Draco dying in a back alley in New York City. He just can't leave him like that and takes him to St. Jouge's, where he finds out exactly what happened. Only he realizes he's in way over his head.

📻 Paper Rings [E,50.000]

🎵 Song Prompt: Paper Rings by Taylor Swift 🎵 Summary When Harry’s in need of a divorce lawyer, he has no choice but to turn to the best in the trade. Draco Malfoy’s reputation for discretion is flawless, and his track record for winning cases is close to perfect. But he’s also ruthless, passionate, and as infuriating as ever, and the brief relationship he and Harry had in Eighth Year still feels painfully fresh despite two decades spent apart. What Harry and Draco used to be is all in the past. And surely they can work together in these new, emotionally charged circumstances without falling in love all over again… can’t they?

📻 Stuck Inside the Silence [T, 2.818]

🎵 Song Prompt: Papercut by Zedd ft. Troye Sivan 🎵 Summary It feels like they're lying at the bottom of a pit so deep and dark they could never climb back out, but Harry has never been the kind to give up, and so Draco won't either. They'll fight their way to the top and when they look back they'll see, it was just a pothole in the road of their lives together.

🎶 H/D Wireless Podfic 🎶

📻 Drive a Little Slower [G, 13:20]

🎵 Song Prompt: 'Long Drive' by 'Jason Mraz' 🎵 Summary He silently willed Harry to drive a little slower. To let him pretend a little longer. A podfic of bluefay's fic.

📻 Every Leaf That Unfurls, Every Petal That Blooms [T, 36:02]

🎵 Song Prompt: So this is love by Ilene Woods (Cinderella) 🎵 Summary Draco can’t keep cacti alive, let alone flowers. None of this stops Neville Longbottom from giving him potted earth with promises of a seed nestled inside. “Don’t worry,” he assures Draco. “Harry will help.” Which makes no sense—surely Potter’s saviour complex doesn’t extend to plants! Spoiler: it does, leading to Potter coming over to Draco’s place for dinner more frequently than ever. Or, the one where everyone knows that Harry and Draco are dating...except them.

[alypagemage]

Caramon’s Monologue (The Last Trial, 2020.10.4)

(Several men are lying about all over the inn, sleeping soundly. Caramon wakes)

Caramon: How much can you do the same thing every day? Again, this reality is so harsh. And I dreamed…I forgot. (To himself) What dream did you have?

Where is my mug?…Mug, where are you? Mug! Hiding somewhere. Don’t leave me!

How many days have passed? He’d promised to write me…He did write.

Friends, Raistlin returned the letter. My letter. There was nothing. You sleep.

A year has passed since he bid me ‘Goodbye’. He said, “I will write to you.” And here, dear friends, I seem to be sitting in self-isolation. Waiting for my brother to write me.

Where is the wine? Isn’t there a drop of wine around here? It can’t just go missing like that. A whole years supply, gone.

(Sees an extra barrel of ale)

Ah, my dear wife Tika didn’t count on one at least. I think there’s something…(taps barrel) Yes! This is life’s miracle - wine.

I remember a dream…I saw my brother. My dear beloved twin. I talked to him. I opened my arms and… Raist stands and waves his hands as if to cast a spell “Dont come near, otherwise I’ll use a Spell of Distance!”

(Chokes back a sob) Theres no need. Do not applaud me, friends. I’m so ashamed of what I’ve been up to.

(Dips his mug into the barrel to collect the ale, toasts) To your health, friends.

Tika: (offscreen) Hey, Caramon!

Caramon: I must hide! (Looks around, then dives into the barrel to hide) The wife!

((Song: Solace - Tika, Ensemble, Crysania, Caramon))

Tika:🎶 Who ordered potatoes? Who ordered soup? Let me pour you some more wine! Here’s your treat, it’s on the house! Hey Lad, watch your hands, I’m my husbands wife!

Ensemble: And where is this husband? Did he vanished into thin air? Here you are on your own, cooking and serving food!

Women: On her own, so what? We will help! So you have a rest and take a seat! 🎶

(Musical interlude. Crysania enters)

Crysania: 🎶Good people, I am looking for a guide to the Grove of The Dead.

Tika: To The Grove of The Dead, it’s no joke! My lady, it’s best to give up this idea. The one who sent you to that forest obviously wishes for your death! The mages enchanted that grove so that people who don’t have magic powers don’t come near the tower! And now there is no way to get there - no one knows what is in The Grove: The Grove never returns the dead. And the living, as long as they stay alive, are stranded in the masses of trees.🎶

(The Ensemble repeats Tika’s warning about The Grove)

Crysania: So no one is coming with me? Not even to take me to The Grove? Very well then. I will go alone.

Guest 1: It’s certain death! That mad Priestess!

Tika: Where are you going? At least wait for my husband!

Guest 1: Yes, he is brave enough to do it!

Guest 2: To assist the Priestess!

Guest 3: Let Majere help the Priestess to reach The Grove!

Crysania: Majere?

Ensemble: Majere! Our glorious Majere! Our compatriot, Caramon the Hero! Majere, Majere, our glorious Majere! Our compatriot, Caramon the Hero! Here he is!

(The Ensemble tips over the barrel Caramon is hiding in. Caramon comes tumbling out, looks around)

Caramon: Friends, look! Raistlin returned my letter! He didn’t read it. Didn’t sign sign it. Only an inscription: I have no brother. No brother…no brother! No brother! There once was a time when we fought back to back, together during the war! We were united by that war.

“No brother! No brother!” And in our childhood? I was always protecting him. Now he doesn’t need protection. “No brother! I have no brother!” Wife, pour more wine. Let’s remember the young maple. Just me and my brother, planted. Now it’s torn down. With this axe we have almost cut it down.

(A stray barrel rolls towards Caramon and bumps his leg. He turns and starts to stroke the barrel lovingly, sadly)

Tika: Caramon, you’re acting crazy! Maybe I should just leave?

Caramon: What are you clinging to, Tika? No reason to come in in the morning.

Tika: To think this is the man who kicked my door! This drunken, worldly soul. Is he a Majere too, or not?

Ensemble: Or so his mother says! Yes, it’s indeed time to break the routine of drunken riots! What a good boy Majere once was. These days he’s such a disgrace! All those feats, swords and dragons. Come spoil yourself! There’s no need to wander around the world at all!

Dreams were born in this village - so sit yourself down. How can you help here? Everything is so difficult. What is there to do here? Such a foolish family.

Caramon: Be quiet! I will not hear of it.

Tika: The honour in family does not cost a Penny! (((***I have no idea what she means by this - maybe that family honour isn’t everything??***))

Ensemble: His brother is refined and sublime, he doesn’t look like his brother!

Tika: There he goes again, he tries to write to his brother. Lets things fall to the brave gnomes. That brother, with his tower and sorcery. He gets up he gets drunk!

Caramon: Wife, leave me alone!

Ensemble: Yes indeed, it’s time! Let’s wash our hands of these wizards. What a good boy he was, Majere. And now look - with both horror and shame! Going on about staffs, dragons and towers. All those spoils! There is no need to wander at all. Stay here and be merry!

Caramon: Sit by yourself. I’m already tired of everything.

Tika: Caramon. Caramon?

Caramon: Yes, my wife?

Tika: Crysania is our guest - from the Temple of Paladine.

Caramon: Paladine? The Temple? Wasn’t it under quarantine? (((***Aha, I see what you did there Rosti 😙***))) (To Crysania) Welcome!

Crysania: (sighs) I was hoping to meet here the famous warrior.

(One of the guests laughs at this)

Crysania: (holding her nose) …but apparently I’ve wasted my time. ((***oof, poor Caramon! apparently he reeks of ale and she can smell him even from where she’s standing ^^;;;)))

Caramon: What is wrong? I am a little on the bigger side, sure. Crysania is of Paladine?

Tika: No, this priestess must be mad! And you are stuck like a pillar. She went alone. Are you a man or not? It’s all your brother’s fault! The girl’s brain has turned…take her back! Are you even awake, Caramon? Come on, take your sword and take your helmet! It hurts me to see them rust here! Go protect her!

Ensemble: Go protect her!

Caramon: I will later!

Tika: (She throws her apron at Caramon) All done here.

Caramon: I can’t!

(((***Okay there is a bit more dialogue here but when I was copying it from my Notes I selected ‘Cut’ instead 😤 it’s just as well, youre not missing a lot - Tika storms off in a huff while the Ensemble is repeating “Go protect her!” And Caramon in his drunken haze is reasoning with himself)))

Caramon: Wait, I just remembered…I’m going to The Grove to protect the priestess!

(((***I love how he pretends to just remember what he was supposed to be doing, as if he wasn’t just making excuses to not to accompany Crysania a second ago XD it’s kinda funny but also kinda sad ><*)))

(End scene)