#🎤- robot dad

[caspersscareschool]

imagine im sending all the emojis under Character Specific - i love when u talk about the versions of the turtles that exist in ur mind, theyre canon to me (has never watched the show or any movie)

you are the realest one out there I'm so serious. under cut because that's a lot of questions

first of all: she/her leo, he/it raph, he/him donnie, any/all mikey but mostly he/him unless the situation calls for it

🥊 Does Raph have anger issues? If so, how does Raph deal with his anger?

i guess you could say that it does, but its issues have more to do with the guilt and fear associated with feeling or expressing anger on any level. he relies a lot on leo's constant emotional support

🧶 Does Raph knit?

no, but yoshi sews. raph's hobbies include raising butterflies and stag beetles, planting herbs and then forgetting to water them and crying when they die a week later, basketball, and lacrosse (but only with leo). he also has a hamster named daisy whom he would kill himself for without a moment's hesitation

🗣️ Is your Leo the leader? Has he always been?

...there's not really a "leader" since that's not how families work in real life, but she's generally the dubious voice of reason and the one who carries everybody's water bottles and medications and whathaveyou. she resents this position a little but doesn't have the self awareness to confront it

🔥 Is Leo accident prone? Especially in the kitchen?

no ❤️ she's not good at cooking because she is too afraid of failure to put any effort towards building skills that don't come naturally to her, so if it was her job to cook dinner she'd just dump a bunch of hot sauce and tuna and jelly and cheese and gravy in a pot and go heheheyhehheehhehehe Soup👍

🔬 Is Donnie only interested in Tech?

I'm not entirely clear on what this question means. he has other interests outside stem, but in my verse his focus is much more on computer science and mechanical engineering than any other field of science, so he kind of doesn't gaf about biology or anything organic or "squishy." if that was the question. other interests include grindcore music, transformers, my little pony (the toys), swimming, gambling, arguing on forums, sculpting, 3d animation, girls, and other things.

🤖 Does your Donnie have a robot child?

Grins really huge.

🎨 Is Mikey the artist of the family?

yes but he's best at cartoons and graffiti and abstract designs. he also makes his own music (mostly experimental hip-hop). donnie is a far better representational artist, but he doesn't consider his work "art" since he doesn't have mikey's imagination or eye for color and he pays mikey disgusting amounts of dubiously-sourced money to draw his pngtuber rantsona. mikey in turn spends this money on fancy cheese

😈 Is Mikey a little shit?

what more is there to say. Yes

🐀 Was Splinter a human or an animal before he was mutated?

human. but don't worry about it

🧑‍🍼 How does Splinter raise the boys?

Jesus. i really don't know how to get into this without copy/pasting 3 pages of backstory from my notes doc. he did his best that's all i can say

💏 Does/Did Splinter have a significant other?

he had a weird bisexual thing. which is different. i can't disclose more at this time

🎤 Is April a reporter?

april is a first-year undergrad majoring in journalism and minoring in environmental science. she interns at her college newspaper, and lately has been going to dangerous lengths to uncover her "big break" so they'll let her do more than edit the crossword

🧑‍🤝‍🧑 Is April considered a sibling?

she's like. okay. april is an integral part of their family, AND. she's also really not a surrogate/adopted/found sister in a literal sense. yoshi isn't her dad, and her relationship with the turtles is quite distinct from their relationship with each other as siblings, but it's still just as important, because she's family. like, found family outside of any traditional nuclear family roles. she's their best friend and they're her home away from home

🏒 Does Casey play hockey?

casey is such a minor character in my verse right now that it's actually kind of hysterical that they'd be on this list. they used to play, yeah.

🦸 Is Casey a vigilante?

they are a serial murderer.

[welcometomybraincomics]

2 & 7 for Glitch! 👀🎤

Glitch is one of my less developed characters. He was dropped pretty early in the story's development, but I do have an impression of him! So without further ado:

Can they take care of a plant? What about a pet? What about a child?

*WHEEZE* No, no, and definitely not XDXDXD

Technically, he's got a child, but he's not very good at parenting and she doesn't have any of the pesky physical needs of a mortal body like eating or sleeping.

For context, Glitch is a programmer who has not touched grass in who knows how long. The child he's technically got is Captcha! Who is a robot (he made her!), so that's not exactly traditional child rearing.

Glitch would absolutely fail at taking care of a living thing, lol, he can barely even take care of himself XD

Describe them in 3 words. Now let them describe themself in 3 words.

I would say Glitch is arrogant, eccentric, and energetic

I think he'd describe himself as "cool, fun, and smart," though. He takes more of a "cool uncle" role for Captcha than a "dad" role, so it's not inaccurate

[queen-of-the-boos]

For N. Gin! 🎧, 🎤, 🎹, and/or 🔊 (you don't have to do all of them fjdhfj) (also I think I already know the answer to some of these but I wanna hear you talk about it anyway fkshfj)

SLAMS MY HANDS DOWN ON THE DESK. YOU. HANDS YOU A BOUQUET OF FLOWERS. YOU UNDERSTAND ME.

ok so to get right to it (this is gonna be FUN)

🎧 Your f/o just found your music player! What song do they find playing on it?

This one because I'm eternally obsessed with it and it never left me even after the early 2000s when I saw that DAMN commercial. Anyways he probably never looks at my teddy bear the same way again.

🎤 Your f/o caught you singing! What song are you singing and how do you react? How do they react?

Ok but I used to sing this one all the time and I just found a band version a while ago it makes me think. Things. Like how Deary got a bass guitar/electric hybrid from him for valentines day and how she would absolutely be practicing it and singing this an

... Anyway sorry that's not a daydream I repeat to feel cool or anything I swear haha

How would he react idk probably like this

FHDHDHSBSHDBDDBSBDBDBDVDBDBDVDVD

I'd. Die on the spot I think. Once I realized he was there. Id scream at the top of my lungs and my soul would leave my body and they'd have to get Dad Brio to put it back in. MOVING ON

🎹 Can your f/o play any instruments?

Mhm! You know that too! He can play the drums, the organ, and um apparently the saxophone? HONESTLY WHAT ELSE IS HE HIDING FROM US. We should team up on him and interrogate him abt it NDNBDHDHSHDH

🔊 Does your f/o like loud music?

I ASSUME he does because yknow giant robot wompy and such. You gotta like loud music if you play drums I feel like that's just a general rule. Plus the whole show that'll "melt your face off" is probably pretty loud. I love him. Did you guys know I love him.

[myplushheart]

going over the inner meanings of some of my ship tags for fun

⚙️caws and beeps⚙️ -> the phonetic sounds of laughter from both po3 and bandit

👻the contract of a lifetime👻 -> the ultimate life lasting contract.. a marriage contract!

♦️playing hard to catch♦️ -> a play on the phrase “playing hard to get”, altered to fit into the tom and jerry chase and rivalry these two go through in their early days with nyxie being a snarky on the loose thief and scarab constantly being on her tail (literally!)

💐the tourist florists💐 -> in selfship canon, alive pheonix and tammie (my name for the florist) were traveling flower sellers! they settled down in the kingdom that prince and mj lived in, and that’s how they all met!

❄️soundbyte❄️ -> based off of how the ninjago fandom actually makes up their ship names. was originally going to be tagged with “soundbyteshipping” but i felt like that was too long. soundbyte is a play on the fact they’re both robots, and how my s/i has the power of sound or, mainly, loud music!

🍌starting anew with you🍌 -> in selfship canon, yomiel actually breaks it off with fiancé sissel, because he tells her he wants her to move on and not have to wait for him for ten years in prison. he’s changed too much, and there’s things from his “past” he can’t bare keeping from her against her knowledge. this was all true, but it was also because in that erased painful timeline, he met someone new, and wanted to reunite with them.. wonder who that could be! (it’s me :3)

💼hey chicken tender!💼 -> created with the idea that parsley purposefully calls me chicken tender from the one goof up with “flower vender” becoming mixed up with “chicken tender”. it’s now just because an inside joke, and she’s still called that by him because she’s so obsessed with eating chicken tenders.

🎤the sound of your heart beeps🎤 -> a pun on “heart beat”, being changed into “heart beeps” because of the monitor always on his screen.

🎲dots and spots🎲 -> king dice has dice dots all over his head, and pupup has freckles!

🎰some bad rng🎰 -> a joke on the mix of a character with horrible luck and a character who’s power is “glitch”, aka working like game glitches.

⚔️sister from another mister⚔️ -> chip is basically an adopted sister into the borg family, so she’s pixals sister from another mister! the mister in question being her original creator, aka real dad, the mechanic.

💰i stole your heart first!💰 -> wouldn’t you believe it, gaster actually fell for minu first.. so a fun little bit on thievery with our infamous cringefail criminal!

🦅the best part of july🦅 -> when i made this, i think i was holding some strong spite for the history of july 1st? but apollo’s birthday is on july 1st, so he makes it all worth it!

🏜️luck of the draw🎰 -> they both use guns! that was my only thought process. luck of the draw is basically zora being always lucky with her shots, conveyed with “draw” being used in a different context, and gansley also having his own sort of.. “”luck”” with his draws.

🎵crimes and covers🎵 -> randomly came up with this one day and thought it was too good to not use. singing while they do crimes together! and covering up evidence maybe.

👻till death did we part✨ -> mj, pheonix, and snatcher weren’t able to all be together until they died and had the freedom of eternal afterlife. a play on “till death do we part”.

🖋️writing our own path🖋️ -> designer and narry decide to create their own path of life instead of being confined to the programs of the game! narry is only convinced with how out of the box designer can always be, so now they live normal like stanley. the best they can live normally when they’re still practically gods, that is..

❤️your doom draws near❤️ -> a pun! draw is inputted for tablets artistic ability, and the rest is all 4s. sorry this explanation isn’t great, it’s basically a big ol’ pun..

🕶️coffee brown fur🕶️ -> mick works in a coffee shop that agent one comes to all the time! alongside agent one also being a werewolf in this selfship canon. his fur is brown, like coffee!

🐍would you go with me?🐍 -> a reference to the country song under the same name by Josh Turner. it screams striker to me, so i decided to use it for his tag!

🏜️runtime error🏜️ -> actually made up by one of my friends! shout out to you, mel. thanks for saving my ass on this one

(feel free to ask about any other ones, if you wanna! i like talking about my ships :3)

[signless-selfshipping]

My F/O list :)

Sundrop (FNaF:SB): Friend/Caregiver [tag is ☀- everybody likes you! (sundrop)] ; No sharing as caregiver Moondrop (FNaF:SB): Friend/Caregiver [tag is 🌘- rises the moon (moondrop) ] ; No sharing as caregiver

( Sun + Moon tag is ☀🌘- daycare caregivers )

Glamrock Freddy (FNaF:SB): Father-figure [tag is 🎤- robot dad ] ; Fine with Sharing

Bakugo Katsuki (BNHA): Some sort of crush? ; Fine with Sharing [tag is 🧨- i don't wanna go to school tomorrow, i can't study thinking about you [bakugo] ] Gunhead (BNHA): Crush?? ; Fine with Sharing

Teruki Hanazawa (MP100): Crush! <3 ; Okay with Sharing

Marshall Lee (Adventure Time): Crush [tag is 🪓- i really dont buy that youre that kinda guy (marshall) ] ; Okay with Sharing

Sebastian (Stardew Valley): Crush ; Okay with Sharing

Aiden (The Backrooms): Caregiver [tag is 📹- aiden ] ; Okay with Sharing

Gasoline (Suicide Siblings): Crush [tag is ☠-  i know I'm a freak, ripped the band aid, broke the peace (gasoline) ] ; Fine with Sharing

Jeff the Killer (Creepypasta): Crush [tag is 🔪- something bad is 'bout to happen to me, i don't know it, but I feel it coming (jeff) ] ; Fine with Sharing

Quadrants (generally encompassing trolls) (general tag is  ♥♦♠♣ - my quadrants )

Polypa Goezee (Hiveswap Friendsim): Moirail [tag is 🩹- i heard you talking in the back of my dreams (polypa) ] ; Iffy with Sharing

(Specifically SFW-route) Lanque Bombyx (Hiveswap Friendsim): Moirail [tag is 🌷- come with me, my love, to the sea (lanque) ] ; No Sharing Folykl Darane <> Kuprum Maxlol (Hiveswap Friendsim): Pale Auspisticism [tag is ⚡🔋- foly and kuprum ] ; Totally Fine with Sharing

Mallek Adalov (Hiveswap Friendsim): Ex-Matesprit (occasionally yearning) [tag is 💻- tell me how you feel about me, do you like or like like me? (mallek) ] ; Okay with Sharing Marvus Xoloto (Hiveswap Friendsim): Matesprit [tag is 🎤- marvus ] ; Fine with Sharing

Zebruh Codakk (Hiveswap Friendsim): Kismesis [tag is ❌- zebruh ] ; Unsure about Sharing

Azdaja Knelax (Hiveswap Friendsim): Possible flush/pale crush? [tag is ⚡- got no heart to break, like it that way (azdaja) ] ; Okay with Sharing?

Tegiri Kalbur (Hiveswap Friendsim): Crush of some? sort? [tag is ⚔- tegiri] ; Okay with Sharing Feferi Peixes (Homestuck/ HS Pesterquest): Moirail [tag is 🐙- you give me diamonds, i give you nothing (feferi) ] ; Okay with Sharing

Mituna Captor (Homestuck/ Befriendus): Palecrush [tag is 🛹- smashing mics in karaoke bars, you’re running late with half your makeup on (mituna) ] ; Fine with Sharing

Bronya Ursama (Hiveswap Friendsim): Moirail [tag is 🩺- bronya ] ; Fine with Sharing

Wanshi Adyata (Hiveswap Friendsim): Adoptive dauaghter [tag is 📖- wanshi ] ; Okay with Sharing :)

Karkat Vantas (Homestuck/ HS Pesterquest): Vacillating Pale/Flushed quadrant [tag is 🩸- hold my hand to keep me steady, just to be quiet with you (karkat) ] ; No Sharing

Ciarva Hermod (Hiveswap Friendsim): Ex-matesprit / occasional flushed crush [ tag is 💻- baby run away, run away, to the sun, to the comfort (cirava) ] ; Fine with Sharing

Equius Zahhak (Homestuck/ HS Pesterquest): Pale-crush [ tag is 🏹- mr blue, i told you that i love you, please believe me (equius) ] ; Fine with Sharing

Terezi Pyrope (Homestuck/ HS Pesterquest): Possible Red-rom crush? [ tag is ⚖- terezi ]

Meenah Peixes (Homestuck/ Befriendus): Red-rom Crush [ tag is 🔱- you can't own me, i'm like a dolphin (meenah) ]

Kankri Vantas (Homestuck/ Befriendus): Red-rom Crush-Pale Leaning [ tag is 🦀- no fighting wars, no ringing chimes, we're just feeling fine (kankri) ]

Remele Namaaq (Hiveswap Friendsim): Red-rom Crush [ tag is 🎨- remele ]

Ardata Carmia (Hiveswap Friendsim): Red-rom Crush [ tag is 💀- ardata ]