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400g of sliced pineapple and my beautiful girl you will be as good as new

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my friend keeps calling me a “brat” just because i refuse to bend to her will. maybe she doesn’t understand the unbreakable spirit of a hero of justice?

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caught a trusted friend watching simpsons porn. called the bureau on him, they dragged him screaming into a van. I never saw him again

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You should stay suited.

DOCTOR WHO | 2.03: THE WELL

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sorry for having sex with your mom it was a trauma response

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slipping it in so sweetly has been banned from tournament play

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i know how this website would look like if pjackk returned you cant trick me

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let's run around the kitchen with mama

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In my weird lucid dream last night this old like phone operator lady was trying to teach me how to bet on horse races . I was like lady I need to wake up soon I have an alarm going off any minute and she was like Slow your roll… Youll never make anything on the ponies if you keep waking up! Lol

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