#🍾 k!nks

[themistressdomme]

Welllll... I was thinking about we meet at a bar and we have a few drinks and we go back to my place. We start making out and one thing leads to another and you're teasing me... but each time I get close to the edge you stop. I beg you to let me cum but you just tell me to take another drink and let you have your fun with me until you're ready for me to cum

Also do you accept the noodles lol?

And can I be 🍾

Oh, darling, I do love me a nice little bar 😏

Let's have a few drinks. My pick of poison is vodka, what's yours?

You'll be able to taste the remnants of my sweet vodka Redbull on my tongue, sweet thing. Will you be whining into my mouth? I'd just chuckle lowly and keep teasing your with my fingers. Maybe I'd just make you grind on my thigh, hm? "Show me how needy you are for me."

When I've edged you a few times, and you're nothing but a blabbering little mess, I'd mix us another drink. "Go on, drink up, sweet thing. The night is young, and I haven't had my fun with you yet. I want you wet, aching and throbbing." I'll tease you with my words as I sip nonchalantly, watching you gulp down the entire drink in your neediness for my touch again. My my, what fun it'll be, hm?

I do accept noodles if you're comfortable sharing, thank you for asking, sweetheart! 🥰

You can absolutely be my little champaign bottle, devious little babe 💋 Cheers to that 😉

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[velvetsconcoction]

The thought of a man accidentally spilling liquor on himself whilst trying to drink makes me go feral. That’s super sexy of you and I am not liable for what happens next.

[wormstuck]

Uhhhh for that ask meme these r for Xiphia and Teuthi 🍷🍾🍹🎂

🍷: What's one of your OC's pet peeves concerning food? 

XIPHIA: WHEN CERTA/N MANNERLESS GUPP/ES DON'T CLEAN OR PREPARE THE/R FOOD /N BETWEEN PLUCK/NG /T OUT OF THE OCEAN AND SHOV/NG /T /N THE/R FACE.

TEUTHI: hey! it's totally safe, i've been doing that since i was little! >_<~

XIPHIA: YES, AND / DREAD TO TH/NK HOW MANY FASC/NAT/NG NEW K/NDS OF DEEP-SEA PARAS/TE HAVE BEEN FLOUR/SH/NG /N YOUR BLOODSTREAM S/NCE THAT T/ME. 

TEUTHI: bluuuuh! i'm not listening to you!~~~

TEUTHI: um, anyway, my pet peeve is when people hassle me over doing perfectly normal things seadwellers have done for centuries probably!!! >_<~

XIPHIA: AT LEAST PUT /T ON A PLATE.

🍾: Does your OC believe in luck? /f so, do they have any charm or ritual they do before a stressful event? 

XIPHIA: / SUPPOSE / BEL/EVE /N FATE. TO A CERTA/N EXTENT. 

XIPHIA: BUT THERE'S ONLY ONE TH/NG THAT GUARANTEES SUCCESS /N ANY F/ELD, AND THAT'S PUTT/NG /N THE EFFORT BEFOREHAND. 

TEUTHI: hmmmmm!~ good quest10n!~

TEUTHI: when i'm stressed, i go hide in a pile with all my cuttles! or i go and see my lusus, or talk to my friend mettuo or something!~

TEUTHI: but those things are more to make myself feel better than to give me luck, huh?~

TEUTHI: so i guess my answer is… the world is so big, and there's so much to see, that i wouldn't be surprised if it turned out that luck was really real!~

XIPHIA: (/T'S REALLY NOT.)

TEUTHI: but i don't think we could ever understand stuff like that, right?~

🍹: Does your OC have any funny anecdotes told about them? 

XIPHIA: SORRY TO D/SAPPO/NT YOU, BUT /’VE NEVER DONE ANYTH/NG FUNNY /N MY L/FE. 

TEUTHI: do you tell people stories about me?~

XIPHIA: YOU'VE YET TO LEAD ANY ARM/ES TO V/CTORY OR D/E TRAG/CALLY /N BATTLE, SO NO.

TEUTHI: -_-~

🎂: Has your OC have any contradictory interests or traits to the first perception people have of them? How do they surprise people?

TEUTHI: yeah! i'm psychic!~

TEUTHI: betcha didn't think that, did you? owo~

XIPHIA: SURE. WHATEVER. 

XIPHIA: AS FOR ME, /'M A WOMAN OF PR/NC/PLE. THERE'S NOTH/NG CONTRAD/CTORY /N MY CHARACTER WHATSOEVER.

TEUTHI: what about when people see you and assume you're a boring nerd with no friends... when you're actually a SUPER boring nerd with no friends? o_o~

XIPHIA: THAT'S NOT WHAT A CONTRAD/CT/ON /S.

XIPHIA: ALSO, / DON'T G/VE A SH/T.

TEUTHI: yeah, that figures... u_u~

[themistressdomme]

I would make any drink you desire Mommy! I remember you like a vodka redbull :) Maybe it would help if I worse one of the short skirts I have and a tight crop top while I make your drink so you can get a sneak peak of what's in store for you ;) I'm not afraid to squirt, I just get sensitive and I can't force myself to keep going 😭I've always just had someone force it out of me... For toys I have two dildos, one bigger for my pussy and the other smaller for my ass, a butt plug, a clit vibrator, a candle for wax play, a ball gag, another gag that you've seen ;), and a pink collar. I also have bed restraints but I don't think that would work solo lol. Thank you for explaining to me! I bet you would taste amazing and I think I'd be so obsessed I'd be kissing your pussy in between tasting you 🥰 I think you should definitely smack my pussy if I try to stop you from getting the satisfaction of making my pussy break my mind 😘

PS I am so sorry I sent so many asks yesterday I did not realize how many because I was tipsy 🙃 Also are you European then? I'm just surprised because you sounds American to me in your texts 😅

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Mm, I think you should surprise me, darling. Make me a drink that I'll enjoy, hm? You know my tastes, after all 😘

Oh my, princess. A short, tight skirt and a crop top, hm? Are you just begging to be used by Mommy? Dressing like such a good little slut for me? Keep teasing Mommy like that, and I might just be inclined to destroy every single one of your holes, darling 😈

Oh my. Someone needs to force it out of you, hm? I volunteer as tribute 😏 Let me see how many more times I can make you cum for me after making you squirt so pretty.

My my, don't you have an absolute array of toys, my pretty champagne. I'd love to use every single one on you. Many at the same time, hm? I want you filled and plugged, every hole available to me for my pleasure. That gag I've seen is rather pretty, hm? Keep your pretty little mouth open for me whilst I put my fingers in it.

I'll let you taste me whilst I'm tying your legs open. I'll sit on your face, how about that, sweet? Stick your tongue out, be a good little thing for me to use whilst I tie the last couple of knots. I want you spread eagle, ready to take me as I plot to make you squirt and cum. I will show no mercy, even when you're squirming and writhing, trying to get away from me 😈 In fact, I'd smack your pretty, oversensitive cunt for trying to get away. "You're going to take what Mommy gives you, and you're going to be grateful about it."

No, love, never apologize for sending asks! I loved each and every one of them 😘 Good to know I'm plaguing your mind every now and then 😉 You're cute when you're tipsy 😏

Haha! I'm definitely not American 😉 As for what I sound like, I'll leave you wondering 💋 I do have a project in its early stages of development... 😘

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[themistressdomme]

Hi Mommy, this is my first time interacting, I'm a bit of a fly on the wall... but are you into CNC at all or intoxication? I'm just drinking and I have this fantasy but I don't want to share it if its a limit of yours :)

Hi darling! Welcome! 🥰

Don't be a shy fly on the wall! Or you can, if that's what makes you the most comfy 🤗 I've recently realized that I very well may be into some light CNC! :)) I could very well be into some intox play too, since I've been rather into interacting with my sweet anons that have come to me confessing their dirty little activities when they're tipsy!

Thank you for checking, darling! I appreciate that!

Do share away! Let's see what your devious little brain came up with, hm? 😘

[themistressdomme]

I absolutely loooooove hickies and all kinds of marks, especially if it's from a whip 🫠 Although I have to be careful because I'm a professional and I don't think them seeing all the cute marks you'd leave me would go over so well 🙃 I would love if you would give me a taste after, but I might need to be tied down because I'd just be sooooo sensitive. Also what are your favorite kind of noodles to receive 🫣

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Oooh, Miss* Champagne 😘

A whip, hm? You're a good little sadist, aren't you 😏

Aw, I guess I'd just have to leave my marks in places that you can conceal with clothing, hm? Wear a sexy turtleneck, darling, for I shall mark you up from neck to ankles 😉

Oh, I'd tie you up in a heartbeat if your legs hindered in my getting a taste. I don't take my feasting lightly, after all 😘 You'd look so pretty when you're squirming with your legs tied wide open, twitching every time my tongue traced your wetness on your pretty cunt, hm?

I love and admire all kinds of noodles!!😘 Sender's choice, always! 🥰

*please let me know if this isn't your title, love! 😉

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[velvetsconcoction]

I heart booze boys (my affectionate term for intox lovers) who want to show off how sloshed they are. It’s one thing to be drunk, it’s another to let eeeveryone know about it. (˶0//0˶) If I may:

You’ve had more than enough to drink for the evening, and it’s all starting to settle in. You’re feeling relaxed. The room is tilting, your head feels right, and your steps are uneven. There’s a butterfly feeling that’s building in your stomach— that mental acknowledgment of your inebriated state. You sink into your seat rested halfway over the arm of the couch. All you can think about is what others would think of you. Stumbling around, slurring your words, inhibitions stunted.

I love the idea of a partner finding me in a state like that. Just enough to be struggling, but still able to talk with them and try to carry on as if everything is normal.

It’s not for everyone, right, but it sure is for me. ♥︎

On another note, I love all the synonyms for being drunk. Wasted, flushed, befuddled, plastered, soused, under the table; tipsy, buzzed, stiff; the list goes on. They seem so cute to me!

[velvetsconcoction]

Need a man to hold the neck of a bottle in my mouth and encourage me to finish it, before kissing and nipping at my neck and making me melt.

Pretty please. You can call me a “good boy” and everything. Or bully me just a little. Maybe I’ll like it!

[velvetsconcoction]

I get to go see my boyfriend and drink with him soon, I’m so fucking excited. You guys have no clue.

There are other things we’re gonna do too but the drinking is the most important part.

Thinking of things….

[velvetsconcoction]

What are your thoughts on accidental intox? A guy taking big gulps of a drink without realizing how strong it is, only to pull away with his face flushed and slurring… I think it’s so cute!!

I love that for him!

Accidental intox is cute, for sure! Quite the situation; He's gotten himself toasted way too early at a party. What will his friends think of him when they see him struggling to walk? When they offer him something to drink, will he turn them down out of embarrassment, or will his inhibitions fail him for a moment of indulgence?

I would pity him, but he really should have paid more attention to the label on the bottle. <3

[velvetsconcoction]

It’s okay if you tell him you’ve had enough to drink even though you’re only a few sips in. He can finish the bottle for you, and his reward will be the way you hold his face and taste the alcohol on his lips when he’s hammered later.

[velvetsconcoction]

I want to know your thoughts on DRINKING CONTESTS!

HELL YEAAAH!!!

Never participated in one, and my stomach is unfortunately sensitive so I don’t think I ever will, but I would love to supervise one! I think a drinking contest between two buddies would be the best to watch, cause you get the added bonus of their banter, and taunting each other to keep going.

[velvetsconcoction]

Byfriend just offered to get drunk and let me do things to him. Yes.

[velvetsconcoction]

me I'll do this I'll do all of it hell I'll even call you a good boy

Really? 🥺

That’d be much appreciated, stranger! <3

Referring to this post:

[velvetsconcoction]

Boyfriend (love of my life, gift from the stars, etc.) asked me last night if I’d be turned on by seeing him drunk, and in the moment my response was painfully boring. “Yeah.”

What I should have said was something like:

Yes strawberry, and I’d love to help you get there.

I love you and I want to grab your chin; feel the warmth emanating from your face as I pepper you in kisses, and perhaps guide your knee between my legs, encouraging you to fill the time while I pick out the next drink for you.

I know this isn’t your sort of thing, so I’ll go slow and I won’t mind if you start to push on me or your hands find their way to my hips (or my chest). I’m handsome and tempting and why would I stop you from rewarding yourself for being so good to me? Maybe if I’m lucky enough, you’ll start to enjoy it too.

[velvetsconcoction]

Update: my boyfriend and his roommate are kinda lightweights, and I am not. I didn’t even get buzzed :( , but it’s ok! I still got to cuddle my boyfriend which is a huge win no matter what.

I get to go see my boyfriend and drink with him soon, I’m so fucking excited. You guys have no clue.

There are other things we’re gonna do too but the drinking is the most important part.

Thinking of things….