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[ganen-cheese]

Haha I am required by law to post nui pics after I talk about sad things.

Please look at them they’re only 5cm 🥺🥺🥺

[paper-starz]

TRICK OR TREAT!! No wait- I'M ROBBING YOU, GIMME CANDY!!

IVE BEEN ROBBED! BAMBOOZLED!! YOURE SUPPOSED TO TAKE 1 piece of candy!!! NOT TWO!! 🍬🍬

[codringher-and-fenn]

Ciri's empress ending with a twist - a middle finger to any of those who have tried to influence her future. This gem of a fic empowers a Witcher to see her full potential with endless book and game references and details that pull the reader into the plot of possibilities! Dip a toe into the waters of the rarepairs within this captivating storyline without fear - Ciri is true to her character in all her interactions.

Author Highlight: A book purist and game fan, @andordean handles the content of their fics with the upmost attention to canonical details and love for the characters! Check out the rest of their fic collection for more interesting reads, especially Ciri fans!

[coffinwoodx]

ok so for those of you who don’t know, there’s this twitter account of a japanese local hero mascot named dentman who went viral recently due to this tweet

but yeah he saw the tweet. and his response went viral as well (which is how i found his account)

and he just has like. hourly posts reminding you to brush your teeth

oh and his rival? his name is mr. mutans. whenever dentman posts he makes a post of his own, ofc

but THAT’S NOT ALL. literally while making this post i found a THIRD ACCOUNT that’s all about taking your meds

safe to say i’m losing my mind

anyway the point of all this was that people are ALREADY beginning to draw them ship art 😭

and the reactions are everything

I CANT ADD ANY MORE IMAGES BUT TRUST ME THIS IS SO FUNNY

toxic one-sided dentman yaoi wasn’t on my 2024 bingo card but it DEFINITELY IS NOW!

[shonen-brainrot]

Deaf prohero!Bakugo, who woke up in the hospital after a tough battle, only to realize he had lost his hearing. Fueled by overwhelming anger, he went on a rampage, demolishing his hospital room. The doctors had to step in, applying calming drugs to try and bring down his intense emotions.

Deaf prohero!Bakugo, who, upon being discharged, adamantly declined any assistance offered to him by you at home.

Deaf prohero!Bakugo, who fell silent and staunchly refused to communicate with you or others in any way.

Deaf prohero!Bakugo, who struggled immensely to come to terms with the significant change in his life, frequently shedding tears during the silent depths of the night while you slept.

Deaf prohero!Bakugo, who quickly learned sign language with remarkable speed

Deaf prohero!Bakugo, who found warmth in his heart upon discovering you had learned sign language to communicate with him. He deeply appreciated this gesture.

Deaf prohero!Bakugo, who realized that despite losing his ability to hear you and the world around him, he continued to fall more and more in love with you and all the little things.

Deaf prohero!Bakugo, who regrets the most that he won't hear your child calling him "daddy" ever again.

Deaf prohero!Bakugo, who melted on the spot when your child ran to him one day, climbed onto his lap, and signed, "I love you, dad." Before he could control himself, a few tears rolled down his cheek — the first tears in his life he wasn't ashamed of.

[suguru-getos]

Imagine you have a four year old daughter with Suguru and she hears her dad yelling/angrily talking to someone in the cult/whatever. Something which just pissed Suguru off.

She breaks a vase and you rushed to her, “Oops- sorry mommy, I- broke it. Didn’t mean to..” your daughter has Suguru’s hair falling on her face as she pouts. You of course kneel down and smile, nodding gently. “It’s okay sweetie, I’ll tell Daddy and he’ll fix it.”

The facial expressions on your daughter’s face change a little, pouting and almost quivering as she hugs you. “Mommy please don’t tell Daddy I’ll never do it again.”

Now you have NOT a single clue why her favorite person in the world is someone she’s getting scared of. “Why baby?”

“Cus Daddy’s gonna get mad-” Suguru has never once been mad at her, or you in front of her, despite the arguments you might have.

That was the day Suguru stopped talking on the phone with anyone who can piss him off 😭

[sweet2000s]

Star S Burst inspired graphic collection

⭐Middle stamp By me!!! :D

[thethingything]

sorry we verified your boyfriend. yeah he's at the end of a long line of checkmarks. he might be partially obscured by them. it was pretty expensive yeah... sorry

🧍‍♂️<- here he is

[shhuuga]

connie "yk i love you right? good, because im bouta fuck you like i don't." springer

onyankopon "who you running from? nah, come take this dick." kode

eren "we ain't stopping until you tap out" jaeger

onyankopon "that's 'fuuuuck' right there?" kode !

connie "idc if you make a mess. squirt on my shit" springer !

eren "no keep talking to your friend, mama. dont mind me" jaeger

[crybaby-bkg]

oh my god. bratty, spoiled rotten omega gojo that everyone automatically assumes is an alpha because duh just look at him. everything about him exudes so much power and strength despite his usual relaxed and playful nature. it’s how he gets away with it, but you don’t fall so easily for his tricks and manipulations.

he’s a greedy little thing, too. always clawing at you whenever his heat rears its ugly head, demanding and pouty when you don’t give him every single thing that he craves that very second. promises to open himself up for you so nicely, but all he does is lounge on his back like some big house cat, milky thighs spread, his hole slick and leaking, his grin lazy. he carelessly lifts a shoulder, blames it on the hormones making him so weak and tired, you’ll do all the work for him, right? since you’re such a good alpha? you’ll spoil him the way he deserves, right?

[sweetimpurity]

Thinking about how Miguel’s dick is just so big and he knows how to use it so well. And you do too ;)

Not only does he know exactly how much prep his love needs to take him, but he knows how much you can take, even when you say you can’t take anymore.

And he does things that he knows make you feel brain meltingly good even if they don’t do that much for him. In other ways, they actually do so much for him because seeing you lose your mind over his dick gets him off way faster than just pounding into your pussy.

Like when you ride him, he doesn’t mind if your thighs burn and you can’t bear to push yourself up anymore, opting for grinding on him, not even bouncing up and down, just grinding your clit down on his pelvic bone while he’s buried deep inside, pressing kisses to your cervix with his gummy tip, the dark hair at his base, the friction making your eyes flutter and roll back. He’ll hold your hips and help you stay steady, encouraging you with deep praises and letting you get yourself off on his dick. Even though you’re not moving up and down on him anymore, he’s still getting closer to cumming at every face you make, the squeeze of your velvet walls on his thick shaft. The soft sweet sounds that leave your kissed lips, your shaking hands on his hard muscular abdomen.

“That’s it baby… there you go… it’s all yours…” He husks deep and breathy, his chest tinted red and flushed under the hair that covers his chest.

And when he’s on you, he doesn’t just stick it in. At least not when he’s getting in his groove. Spreading you out and working his cock inside in ways that make you scream, that make you cry and tremble. Staring down at your teary face, gliding just the first few inches through your slick in shallow quick thrusts, 1, 2, 3, 4 times until “Ngh!” he pushes all the way to the hilt, deep and hot. Groaning low and rough in contrast to your soft fluttering whimpers. Then pulling back again, 1, 2, 3, 4, push, “Mm!” Bringing you closer and closer to orgasm.

He’s unlike any man you’ve ever been with and you know he has to be the last man you’ll ever be with. Sex with any other man for the rest of your life would be deeply disappointing.

[decentgarbage]

It happened again- I have another secret f/o

Um no other hints other than it’s a romantic one

UPDATE:

GET THIS POST TO 1K AND ILL TELL YALL WHO IT IS

[avienarthur1111]

(he would like to request your finest crunch bars pls)

Yes King you have done well

[codringher-and-fenn]

☠️Mind the tags for this fic.☠️

What would happen if Geralt accepted his Child Surprise in the most tangible sense from the beginning? How could the story of Ciri's parents unfold when critical pieces are put into place before her arrival? An interesting story of Destiny rewritten, addressing topics such as; poor sex education, timely expressed truths, and gender feelings.

Author Highlight: Hobbitdragon is a creative author unafraid to tackle big concepts and feelings. While mpreg is not typically featured in their fics, there's no fumbling in skill with this fic! If you have not previously read his works and this story seems too challenging as an introduction, I highly recommend checking out his collection of other fics within the Witcher-verse instead!

[kurkumut]