#🌿 ivy !

[mossyivy]

[Any Leon but DI came to mind when writing these]

Leon but he does that little motion when you're out together. Sticking his hand out, making grabby motions so you don't get separated in the crowd.

Leon but he always lifts your chin to give you forehead kisses cause he loves seeing that little lovesick look in your eyes when he pulls away.

Leon but he always orders extra of whatever you like on his plate while you're out to eat. Giving it to you so he can make your meal just a little bit better.

Leon but when he wraps his arms around you to give your neck kisses, he always rubs his chin on your skin because he knows you like the feeling of his stubble on your neck.

Leon but he says he can never tie his tie correctly. But he always leaves the top buttons undone on his shirts because he knows you like to see his defined collarbone and chest.

Leon but he's always bringing you back gifts from assignments. Big or small he always loves watching you gush over the random things he says he thought you'd like.

Leon but he always matches outfits with you. He knows it's cheesy but he likes looking like you belong together. He's been alone for so long that he craves the validation of looking like you belong to only him.

Leon but he never forgets important dates. Even if he's away or knows he'll have to reschedule something, he always makes sure you get your favorite flowers delivered to your door along with some of your favorite treats.

Leon but he's always lost in thought. Daydreaming of the day he'll get you to say yes to him. The perfect ring he gets you, big or small. He knows you'll love it because it's a sign of his love regardless.

Leon but he's down on one knee. Somewhere beautiful and private so he knows you aren't under any pressure to say yes. The last thing he wants is to drive you away. Here he is, ring in hand, asking those four words he's been thinking about since the day he met you.

[the-crow-in-the-blooming-tree]

Ohlsdorf Cemetary ♰ [Hamburg, Germany]

[vaaaaaiolet]

i’m taller than all of y’all…. i’m 5’11” 😭😭😭

IVY REIGNS SUPREME ONCE AGAIN

[sun-kissy]

💌 send this to the twelve nicest people you know or who seem to have a good heart and if you get five back you must be pretty awesome >:p💌 /np

awhhhh thank you so much elina, and @lovemenotts @g1rld1ary @iamgonnagetyouback for sending me this!! you’re all too sweet 😭😭 and i love you so much <333

[wynme]

⠀⠀⠀.╰╮ꜜ Poison Ivy // Pamela Isley Icons ིཻ🌿ꫤ

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[galaxycatdrawz]

Just to put out a transition statment, I to will be mean too losers who are mean to MY MOOTS

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Bitch THAT'S MY MOOTTIE CUTIE PIE WITH A CHERRY ON TO WTF DO YOU THINK UR DOING

Mwahahha

I'm recruiting the Mean Moots 😈

Omg that should be a thing, thats great

[savage-kult-of-gorthaur]

MORE PLANT THAN PERSON -- YOU'LL FIND NO BODY HAIR ON THIS PLANT LADY.

PIC INFO: Spotlight on an art print of Gotham City Siren & all around DC Universe supervillain(ess), Poison Ivy, digital artwork by Rebeca Puebla, c. 2022.

Note the Nolanverse iteration of batarang that Ivy's holding, which can only mean one thing: this is indeed a would-be Nolanverse depiction of Gotham City's most legally beautiful "plant lady."

Source: https://artuk.org/discover/stories/bridget-riley-top-of-the-ops.

[enchantedlandcoffee]

4 and 17 from the soft asks

Hi Ivy!

4. What flower would you most like to be given?

Ooh, definitely sunflowers. They're my favourite flower.

17. Fairy lights or LED lights?

Fairy lights all the way

[askpamelaisley]

I would gladly feed the rich to my carnivorous plants...

[lovings4turn]

I LOVE IF WE WERE VILLAINS OMFG fav character rn

i have sm love for james n meredith i cant even lie … WHAT ABOUT YOU BABE ??

[mossyivy]

NSFW ALPHABET

[DI! Leon S Kennedy Edition]

❗Minors Do Not Interact ❗

A = Aftercare (what they're like after sex)

Cuddler, massive cuddler. Honestly I see Leon as enjoying his partner being cuddled up to his chest but as long as you're touching each other he really doesn't mind. He just needs to be grounded after sex because he's not use to intimacy. (Remember y'all, aftercare in important FOR EVERYBODY INVOLVED DOM/SUB/SWITCH WHOEVER!!!)

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner's)

Definitely proud of his arms. Man's got two pythons where his forearms are supposed to be. I'd be proud of those bitches too. It also doesn't help how often you tend to cling to them, admire them while cuddling up together or compliment how they look when he flexes.

When Leon's asked the good old "tits or ass?" question older than time itself he smirks and simply says thighs. He loves something plush to nap on when he comes home from work. He always says it'll be a quick 30 minute nap but he's always out for 3 hours when he's laying his head on your lap. They're just such a nice pillow and even nicer wrapped around his head.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Usually prefers finishing inside. If not then on your stomach. There's just something mesmerizing about watching his cum slowly drip out of you on down your belly that just makes him so horny that he can't get enough of you.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Okay... So you send Leon pictures and he saves them. (He'd never share them though) But he secretly has an album in his phone labeled as WORK meticulously organization so that when you open the album it has important looking photos but if you scroll far enough it's just things you've sent him. Nudes, videos, even screenshots of steamy texts.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they're doing?)

Decently experienced. Enough to get him by but also good at listening to his partner. Takes criticism well in the bedroom. Just wants his partner to have a good time and show that he loves you.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

On your side or anything he can see your face. He's often tired so slow easy strokes on his side and using his hands is right up his alley. But for when he's feeling more energetic he's definitely up anything he can see your reaction with. He aims to please and the man is a good shot.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Definitely 50/50. Leon can crack jokes when his life is at risk I'm sure he'd probably say something goofy to make you laugh or even something stupid like "come here often?" When you're changing positions and his creaky body pops or cracks he'll say some smart ass comment about the bed makes weird sounds again.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Definitely trimmed. Leon doesn't strike me as a massively hairy guy to begin with. But what hair he does have is well kept.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Intimacy is his favorite part of it all. Very tender and soft compared to what he is during work. Enjoys the touching the most. He's very touch starved. Cuddle him and he'll melt into a puddle. He LOVES being little spoon.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Jerks off often. Uses it as a stress relief thing but doesn't do it as often when he gets a partner. But I do think when he's away on cases and he has downtime at night he tends to call his partner and have phone sex.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Begging, biting, breeding, dirty talk, edging and roleplaying

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Anywhere at home. Leon would most likely be super hesitant about doing anything outside of the house and risking criminal record.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

His partners touch. Leon just really likes being touched. If you mostly just kiss him and move to his neck (it's sensitive, that's why he rarely wears anything that constricts his neck) you'll get him going in no time.

N = No (something they wouldn't do, turn offs)

No hitting, nothing with feet, no bathroom related stuff, no voyeurism or exhibitionism and no humiliation

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

50/50. But definitely more giving in the oral department. Uses it as a form of foreplay. Enjoys it because he loves hearing your slowly break and cry for him.

Sometimes he's just to exhausted to fuck so those are the times he'll just straight up tell you to sit on his face. He doesn't care if you're bigger, he knows you're not gonna hurt him. If you try hovering her will definitely wrap his arms around your thighs and pull you down on him. The man is skilled with his mouth and hands. So be prepared for the time of your life.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Definitely slow sensual type of guy. He likes making every moment last. But there's definitely been a flurry of passion after gets back from particularly long cases.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

If he has to go out for work and he has a little bit of time before leaving, most definitely he'd be down for a quickie.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He's fine with experimenting but not often.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Good for 3 rounds unless he's super tired. Last decently long, always makes sure his partner gets off first each time.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Oh Leon definitely owns one of those vibrators that work with apps. Sometimes when he's due to come home and he knows you have it in you he'll just tease you on the way home.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Usually Leon doesn't tease but when he's in a particular frisky mood, he will make beg to cum. And he doesn't care if you want it. If you don't beg like he wants he will make you wait and keep bringing you to the edge over and over like an asshole.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Not loud in the slightest but he's definitely not scared to moan or whimper. Even curse under his breath, especially if he has you on your side and he's right in your ear.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Said I love you for the first time during sex. Was mortified with himself, he meant it but was extremely embarrassed. Apologized profusely and told you he did mean it. And thankfully you love him back, obviously.

X = X-ray (let's see what's going on under those clothes)

Ah yes, python 3. I'll be honest, I'd say he's at the higher average end in size but makes up for it in girth... Like a fucking coke can.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Leon had little to no sex drive but once you two got into a relationship he's like a teenage boy again. Can barely stop from wanting you all the time. But he's still more of the romantic intimate type and would rather just exist with you than constantly be at each other.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He clings onto life afterwards. Just wants to make sure you're taken care of but the second you relax against him he's down for the count. Like a god damn bear in hibernation.

[velvetcloxds]

monique. v important question. do u think james potter could sing?

like an angel, he sings while he’s helping you wash your hair or when he’s running laps before practice or when he’s waiting in line at the store, he has a little ukulele and he writes little impromptu songs about what he’s currently doing and it’s adorable and when you’re sick and he’s holding you he sings you little love songs until you fall asleep and when you’re upset with him he’ll jump on a table in the dining hall and sing scream the most corniest love song as an apology and you’ll forgive him purely out of embarrassment

[vaaaaaiolet]

@clandestinedmeetings skipping mascara so i can cry freely tomorrow 🫡

+ anon rec ugh i will be looping it forever

[sun-kissy]

*knocks dramatically*

HELLLOOO SAN! I’ve come from the faraway lands of Ivyville to ask: HOW art thou?!

Also, please tell me you’ve had some water today. I will throw water at you if you’re dehydrated!

Love yaa!!

AAAH hi ivy my darling!! picking up a bottle rn just for you <3 and sending you alllll the love (and water bottles) back tenfold!!! 🫶🫶🫶

[dopepoisonivyoncrack]

🙃

🙃 What’s a weird fact that you know?

I've spent hours looking at this ask, not sure which of the facts I know would register as weird. So I'll just share a few and hope at least one is unusual enough.

Plants communicate with one another through various ways, not just the more known fungal network. Like sending chemical warnings about herbivore attack so neighbours can prepare their defenses. The smell of freshly cut grass is in a way a scream of death and warning.

Plants can see and hear, although their sensitive parts are different than animal ones. For example a plant ocelli. Like there is a species (a shape- shifter) that mimics perfectly other nearby species that she doesn't even touch, so she must see how they look and process the information in order to copy their look in such detail.

Snails are into painful foreplay, stabbing each other before actual intercourse with a though spear or arrow like organ containing calcium, called a love dart or in some languages love arrow (there is a theory the Cupid's arrow might be inspired by this but this isn't a fact).

[nathanbatemanfucker]

HI! How have you been?

We can talk about MK if you want. Or I'm always down to talk about Hotch lol

Btw, I started watching The Bear, but I'm only on ep 2. Have you watched all the eps?

heyyyy, im good! finally settled in the new city and apartment which is nice.

waitttt i didn’t realize your into hotch too? our interests align so much!! honestly, im just always thinking of the mk system. ive got a blurb request in the works for steven right now that’s so innocently dirty.

how are you liking the bear so far? definitely is different than any show ive ever watched. but yes, im fully caught up! generally i like to finish all the content out for a show before i start writing for it.