#🌶 anon

[objectum-culture-is]

Polyamorous objectum culture is feeling bad for your partners that are less portable. Like, just because I can’t wear you places or put you in my pocket or carry you around in my bag doesn’t mean I love you any less. But I see how they could feel that way.

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[hmshermitcraft]

Scott always wanted to see what was under Etho's mask. Flirting with him about it just made him flustered. Asking him to pull it down resulted in him revealing another mask below the first mask.

Trying to remove it forcefully would be rude. So he's started taking Etho on dates where there's food he likes.

Every single time, Etho somehow manages to eat all of the food when Scott isn't looking. He didn't throw it away or stash it. He's often a bit bloated afterward. But somehow, every god damn time Etho's mask is down, it's while Scott is looking away. It's driving him crazy.

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Scott is starting to genuinely wonder if Etho even has a mouth. He isn't convinced he does. Bdubs, of course, has started gloating about how handsome Etho looks without his mask and Scott very well might commit a murder.

Next time they're together, Scott just stares at Etho. He doesn't even blink (well, he does, but he swears it's so quick Etho couldn't have even breathed during it), keeping his eyes glued to the other man during the entire dinner. Etho is sweating.

It eventually comes to a head when Scott just grabs Etho's shoulders and gives into defeat, asking him to please. Just show him his face. He just wants to kiss him. Is that so much to ask for? Etho tells him all he had to do was ask! And now Scott is left wondering how the hell Etho is such a good kisser?

[wildernessuntothemselves]

Btw we writers remember and miss our old regulars 🥲 i get so sad when I see someone like a post of mine and i look at it and it was an ask or something for someone who used to interact with me a lot but has suddenly disappeared 😭

[dirty-osc-confessions]

i don’t think anyone will ever understand how much cobs turns me on. he’s so pathetic i want to dominate him so baaad

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good for you 🌶

[thebabygaldiaries]

Oh you’re a naughty baby! Hmm tell me more

How about 7, 9, 42, 72, 89, 94 and H 🌶

Oh, darling, you don't know the half of it. You've got to be newer around these parts.

7: Biggest turn on?

Hmm, I'm a submissive at heart. Though being dominant does have its perk. But I would say that being handled--someone literally lifting me up onto something, backed up against a wall and then kissed is like going to make it Niagara Falls--quick fast and in a hurry. Also neck kisses.

9: Quickest way to get horny?

I much prefer the seduction of anticipation, gentle touches on my lower back, fuck me eyes, kissing but never giving too much. But if you want an immediate outcome, just tell me what you want to do to me and I'll fold. Like a lawn chair.

42: Do you like biting/being bitten?

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes--biting, being bitten. I don't want someone to chomp at me like steak. But a nip--sign me up.

72: Favourite position?

The most comfortable for me is missionary, but I do like doggy (in all it's variations). I'm also a fan of sitting on someone's lap (where both parties are sitting upright).

89: Try to describe how orgasm feels for you.

An orgasm for me generally starts with a lot of warmth and then from the depths of my belly (sometimes feeling like there's a tingle from my toes) the warmth centers. There's pulsing/the muscles of my vagina fluttering as the edge of release teases me. It'll then morph, twisting and tightening in my stomach and pelvis. I'm breathless when I come sometimes the force of my muscles spasms, core quaking is like ascending. The crash is steep--sometimes I'll immediately fall asleep if it's a deep enough/hard enough orgasm. I usually feel really light afterwards, like I'm floating.

94: Would you ever do something to someone else's ass?

I would give a shot, yes!

H: Ever used something that isn’t made for sex in the bedroom?

I've used like ice before for temperature play. But I can't say that I've used anything wild. Though I'm pretty sure at one point when I was younger there might've been attempts with a hairbush--that were less successful than attempts with an actual dildo once I could afford to get one.

-BG

[atiny-piratequeen]

Wasssuuuupp 🌶️

Nothing quite yet but the day is young

[takami-takami]

more on sexually repressed Keigo: he doesn't want to scare off his crush with his sex drive so every date is like edging himself almost?? it's so good but so painful and whenever they kiss him they press into him just hard enough he makes a strangled moan/ chirping noise in the back of his throat. yeahhhhhh

🪷 anon

Oh my God, those little makeout sessions at the end of your dates have simultaneously become the highlight of his week and the bane of his existence.

You're his first real crush, he thinks, and that brings with it a myriad of... disorienting feelings that go past just butterflies and innocent longing.

Keigo has a commendable will and ability to conceal his newly found desires; but oh my fucking god he wishes he didn't have to. He knows you want him, too. When he presses himself against you, feathers pick up on that pounding heartbeat not from your chest, but from between your thighs.

It makes him throb in more ways than one, too.

He swats the thoughts away, shooing them off like a dog at the foot of a table. He'll be damned if he doesn't do romance right by you. Oh, you'd think he's such a freak if you knew, he's convinced.

He can't have you thinking that; so with a huff, he squeezes your hand before dropping you off at your front door yet again. The fingers on his right hand twitch when you blow him a kiss. He buries them in his pocket, turning away with a wave on his left before he takes flight, all to go home and fuck that same fist raw for another agonizing night alone.

[sashiavi]

Hello! Earlier today I was talking to Neetily about how I recently rejoined Tumblr again because of you guys. I just wanna say that I love both your guys work.

Bear shane has me fucking feral and I just, need him in my life. I've even been coming up with my own little head canons of him. Like maybe he likes Mead over beer or about how he might get even more lazy and sleepy in the winter, just spring back (pun intended) and be super needy when spring rolls around. Ahsjanfjsb, I love him so much.

🌶️-anon

Ahh yess I did see you over on Neet's page ♡ you're too sweet, you're right, her work is immaculate ♡♡

Bear Shane has a special place in my heart, I adore that you've been coming up with your own headcannons!

I think after he's progressed through a bit of recovery, he does still appreciate indulging in drinking - I can see him even brewing his own Mead and experimenting~ Bear Shane is May-pal serrup coded hehe

Bear Shane is a sleepy, lazy lover but in the best kind of way. Putting in enough effort so he can maximise his relaxation ; Always has enough fire wood chopped up, has the slow cooker going for a nice stew to eat tonight.. takes his time with you in the bedroom, slow and languid but still precise.. sighhh

Spring is definitely another story.. expect Bear Shane to be a little firmer, a bit rougher, a loving smack to your ass in the morning while you boil the kettle. A purposeful, stubble scratchy kiss to your neck, maybe even a soft nip and a suckle. Hands on your waist, nose in your neck, breath warm, buldge budding in his shorts, a soft beary rumble in his throat...

Ahh.. Bear Shane my beloved <33

Tysm for chatting ! ♡

[heartofbalemoon]

since the fem f/o exchange ( @donahdevotees ) is ongoing, i'm gonna infodump in for my oc x canon beans [specifically for caesar/crowe bc hyperfixation goes brrrr and i require content for them <3]

them, an infodump 👑 ❤️ 🐦‍⬛

* knowledge on zenless zone zero lore is optional but if it helps with your vision, i encourage you!!

♡ carefree adorkable leader of a biker gang × campy charismatic hostess/entertainer and community matriarch of new eridu (very much a gay icon)

♡ crowe blackforest (right) regularly hosts/partakes in shows at the 404 livehouse (in sixth street)! - i'm talking live singin/dancing, burlesque, comedy roasts, vogue balls.. not only that but as the community 'Mother', she takes in and brings together people from all walks of life; those who have lost relatives to ethereals (monsters), those ostracized for their identity, those looking for a purpose, etc. and they'd even help crowe out with her shows!

♡ crowe is very much a refined older woman (34 years), emotionally mature kinda girlie,, and given she's a crow thiren (humanoid with animal traits), she's incredibly smart - known to exploit opportunities and tell who is being sincere with their intentions. just because she's a sweetheart doesn't mean she can't be vicious when facing ethereals or hostile forces; her nails turn into talons similar to that of a crow's in combat mode! and she's very protective of her community (& caesar) 🐦‍⬛

♡ as for her partner caesar king (left), she is the leader of a biker gang dubbed the sons of calydon! she's pretty strong and straightforward, always ambitious when it comes to being the overlord of the outer ring! 👑

♡ caesar may do things her own way but she also takes on any valid suggestions other people provide her! and once caesar gets to know/trust you, she *absolutely* trusts you. and did i mention that caesar's has a soft tender side? she's a big romantic at heart, super curious about romance stories & media.. you might even catch her blushing!

♡ while caesar is primarily the 'top' of the duo, it's crowe who has the reins; her charisma and great perception skills allow crowe to find ways to make caesar's heart race in any way she can..! like,, crowe finds it amusing when she teases/flirts with caesar and caesar's pure reactions brings her an endearing sense of awe <3

♡ they're both notable figures of their own regions (crowe being from new eridu, caesar being from the outer ring) - and they also work really well together in terms of fending off rival biker gangs (in the outer ring), beating ethereals & ensuring that both of their circles are thriving!

♡ they are incredibly sweet with each other.... even caesar's gang and crowe's followers take notice and egg them on shfhhfgh-

♡ pet names i'd imagine them going for;

● crowe → caesar; 'my (good) king, my darling, my dear overlord, cutie, pookie bear, honey'; (not to be confused with her casual use of 'honey~ 💅')

● caesar → crowe; 'my queen, babe, darling, sweetheart'

thank u for coming to my ted talk- have more of them 🫶 (haven't done a ref sheet for crowe in time my apologies... orz)

[objectum-culture-is]

Objectum + lots of bullying experiences involving cars culture is alternating between “Wow, cars are super hot and stuff!” and getting a bad feeling in your chest whenever you hear a car.

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[sorcerous-caress]

I was the anon that sent the Meluidil ask early today :D Thank you for the content!! I literally read through all the posts, sent your blog to a friend to yap about it, then we proceeded to yap about it at Chili's tonight LMAO

I don't send requests often on tumblr (hence the anon, I am a f r a i d) because I always am afraid of coming off as pushy-but I can promise you if you ever ramble about stupid loser high elf boy myself and the homies will 👁️👁️

I am curious though, how is learning other languages perceived in this world? I know it was mentioned in another post viewers of their porn asking him to teach reader dirty words in Elvish--would he? How would an elf normally view a human learning Elvish? Would it be seen as like 'the whore humans are insulting our language' or endearing?

Is it on duolingo? Imagine she leaves her phone for a moment, he sees the little pop up of a language learning app reminding her to do her five minutes of Elvish to keep her streak up.

Maybe she'd try to learn it in secret, then out of nowhere say something absolutely WILD to him in Elvish during sex. I feel like it could either be the sexiest thing he's ever heard, or she butchers it so badly he finds it adorable.

also I saw other people sign of anon asks with an emoji and i thought that was wholesome, so in honor of discussing elf sex at chili's with a triple dipper ill do one of these

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The combination of that emoji and the great Meluidil discussion taking places at a chili's couldn't be any more perfect considering elves' love for spicy food, especially Meluidil.

"Is it on duolingo?" When I tell you I completely lost it. Just for a second I was fully immersed and living in a modern dnd world where learning how to cuss someone out in ancient elvish was a mere phone tap away.

Sadly, no, I don't think it's on fantasy duolingo. Not from lack of effort, believe me the shareholders pulled every string, but elves remain stubborn and have it taken down—especially the high elves are the most vocal about their distaste for their beloved language to be butchered by humans and else.

They're too proud to let learning elvish be easy or accessible, other species must "prove their worth" first before the elves would share their knowledge, and of course, what better way to learn elvish than start with the thickest of books filled to the brim with poetry, prose, and complicated euphemisms.

It's just that... the "dislike/disgust" to "fetishisation" pipeline in some of those elves is far too real, their reclusion is a double-edged sword because now, in the perspective of those lucky few, humans seem to be made for breeding, designed to entice and seduce them, otherwise how would you explain this deep seated attraction and frustration they feel towards your kind? What do you mean it might stem from envy at the freedom humanity tends to overindulge in? What nonsense. They're definitely not jealous of something like that so much that fucking you is the closest thing to freedom they'll ever taste.

Haha...

ha...

Either way, it's a self-fullfilling prophecy. Elves make it harder for others to assimilate into them, whenever someone—elf, human, or else—attempts to bridge the culture gap, it mostly ends in failure, elves really don't like sharing their knowledge, habits, or even language.

The viewers on the forums are another case, they're deliberately requesting that Meluidil makes you say words in elvish because of how sacrilegious it feels, wrapping around to being insanely hot.

Your best bet when it comes to learning elvish is either knowing an elf and harrassing them into teaching you, or browsing sketchy websites full of seedy ads about single hot succubuses near you, and hoping this one doesn't get taken down before the end of the week like all the others.

But you know what you'll find on duolingo? Infernal, oh yes. And it's just 10 straight courses full of misinformation and deliberate mistranslations. Honestly, demons can't believe that they haven't thought of this sooner. The number of overconfident mortals signing binding contracts with them skyrocketing ever since, now they only need to litter the words "duck" and "pineapple" across a contract for your average human to misread them as some get-out-of-jail-free card.

Now, back to our beloved loser elf. If his human was attempting to learn some elvish in secret, it really depends on how you go about it.

Maybe you catch on to some of the words Meluidil has a habit of saying? Elvish is very melodic in nature. It's hard not to be drawn to it, leading you to unconsciously eavesdrop on some of Meluidil's phone calls. Not understanding what he's saying, but finding correlations between certain phrases and subtle changes in his tone and demeanour.

You pick up on the word he hisses under his breath after stubbing his toe against the table's leg.

Then there are the words spoken through breathy whispers against your neck, repeated like a prayer as your insides squeeze around him, making him stutter halfway through his sentences.

It's different from the latin-like words magic tends to adapt. It sounds like the whole language is based on poetry.

Maybe picking up words that way will help make them sound more natural, you still butcher the pronunciation, but his reaction is more giddy and surprised than anything else.

But if you do take the risk and dive in head first into these shady "Elvish 101" online booklets...

There's no guarantee Meluidil won't rush out the room because he's trying so hard not to burst out laughing at what you just said, and he feels so guilty because oh you must have went to such length to learn it, but by Corellon it's the funniest thing he's heard in the past decade.

It's unbelievably endearing. He's getting cuteness aggression and has to cross his arms to restrain himself from hugging you to death because. You shouldn't push a man past his first century into having a heart attack like that.

In the end, no matter which method you start with, both routes lead to the same result of Meluidil offering to teach you some Elvish if you're that curious.

It's definitely not an excuse to uh roleplay teacher student... or maybe private tutor and—Okay he needs to go back on track before his mind wanders further.

He doesn't make a good teacher at all, the man is distracted very easily and suddenly this regal put-together elf is a blushing mess because when you leaned down to read something in the book he's showing you, he glimpsed inside your shirt.

Full grown ass man btw, same one who has slept with you countless times, same one who posted these videos on online human kink forums which he admins at, losing his marbles and melting into a puddle at the accidental flash of a small patch of skin below your collar, like he's a repressed victorian maiden.

Yeah... there's no sugar coating it. He's a terrible teacher when it comes to you. You'd tease him for being a massive down-bad simp, wasn't it for the fact he'd wear that title with pride.

Like oh, he's a simp? What gave you that idea, human? Was it his previous massive collection of first-copy human porn magazines?

Don't be absurd, he's not that massive of a simp. He just... stays in the same bed as you while you sleep despite the fact elves don't need to sleep because... uh, he's just enthusiastic about sleep? Yes, it has always fascinated him as a phenomenon.

No other reason.

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Thank you so much for your kind words <3 your request cheered me up a lot, I genuinely missed talking about this eccentric high elf.

Hell, I reopened my requests just in case you ever wanted to send a second ask, and here you are!

I reassure you that you're not being pushy, I understand that it can feel scary to just burst in gun-blazing with your request/concept idea, especially since you said you don't send often.

But you're very welcome to, even if you send a bunch at once, I'll reply to the ones I find most interesting! Sometimes, a request doesn't get answered not because the author found it offensive, but because we can be at a genuine loss of ideas or how to approach this—How all Shadowheart prompts got squeezed dry out of me.

Yet the Meluidil tank is still half full, so feel free to drop unannounced whenever you have new ideas you'd like to share with the class about him.

Sometimes, life just gets in the way, I meant to reply to your ask sooner, but December seems to be a cursed month where irl problems are never in shortage-

Either way, I got unimaginably happy when you told me that you and your friend have been discussing my writing! And about one of my favourite og characters! and at chili's one of my fav restaurant!!!

I hope life is good to you, anon, do take care of yourself.

[socks-pawn]

sorry for lateness, but for me, haircut kink is like... it's hot, the process of getting a haircut, and the aftermath, it being pulled on, rubbed, touched and praised by one's partner

especially w/really really short haircuts

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This is so interesting! I get the intimacy aspect but also the fun with hair pulling :3

[emjiroki]

Heyyyy!!! I wanna do the ask game if it’s okay 🥺 3,4, 5 and 11 for Enji please 😩🥺

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It's totally okay lovely! And for Enji too?! 😍

It got just a little long so I'm adding a cut

3. Is the sex between you and your f/o usually sensual? Passionate? Animalistic?

All of the above? hehe it really just depends on the mood. plus sometimes he needs a little release after a long day and if he needs to pin me down and ruin me then so be it, I'll give him anything and everything he needs

4. How messy is the sex, or do you and your f/o try to keep it as clean as possible?

We always need clean sheets on hand and our favorite aftercare is taking a shower together, another one of my sweaty-man favs so yeah I guess it gets pretty messy. It's pretty rare for Enji to cum anywhere that isn't inside me.

5. Do you and your f/o prefer having sex in the dark or with the lights open?

Lights on most of the time! Either we forget about the light because things got too heated too quick or we just want to admire each other but um... I really like the sensory change of the dark room cause we have blackout curtains and everything feels more intense when you can't see!

11. Condom or bareback?

BAREBACK always! I've never asked him to wear a condom and I never will. I'm willing to take the risk if it means that big man is filling me up any chance he can. I'm his cum drunk little housewife 💕

[thebabygaldiaries]

74, 80 and 91 for the ask game 🌶

Hi there, darling.

74: How loud are you in bed?

I'm not loud volume wise, but I am very vocal. Lots of begging, gratitude, and praise from me. I like for my partner to know how I'm feeling and how well they make me feel that way too.

80: Do you masturbate or have sex with clothes on?

As in have I done so with clothes on? Yes to both. I prefer no clothes, but I'm not entirely picky. Just no socks. Please, no socks.

91: Do you like to have your ass played with?

I do! It's quite the shocker 😉

Feel free to send questions!

-BG

[shy-little-gigglee-bun]

Bun, is an innocent little one~

hmph.... heckin grrr 🙈🙈🙈🙈

[takami-takami]

Exhibitionism or marking with Keigo?

🥺👉👈

- 🪼 / Jellyfish

Does Keigo like marking? Keigo? Keigo Takami?

You discover this about him pretty early on. The first time the gears begin to click in your mind, alerting you to that little weak point of his, he's latched onto your neck like a leech. Inbetween pitiful, frustrated huffs, he looks up at you with pleading eyes and stitched brows. It's almost like he's silently asking for something.

It takes you a few moments of confusion and a desperate nip of his teeth to realize: Oh... He's asking permission.

If you could hear his thoughts, a frantic loop of "please let me mark you" would have been playing on repeat for the better part of the hour.

The second you ask him to mark you up, he's desperately embedding mark after mark into your skin, eager to watch them bloom as time goes on. "Mine, mine, mine," he mutters to himself more than you, after each one.

Unfortunately, you can't mark him back because of his job; and he will pout and pitch a fit about it while you console him.

That is, until you plan a little surprise for him.

Keigo's birthday comes and goes each year without celebration. Occasionally, he'll scroll through well-meaning but ultimately shallow comments of well wishes on his HPSC-controlled social media after his night shift for the day reaches its end; but that's the extent of it. This year, however, he has something to come home to. Someone.

The second he turns on the lights to his apartment after work, his eyes widen as you trot up to him with a sleek metallic, grey box in hand.

"Surprise! I got you a little something." You can hardly contain your giddiness, rocking back and forth on your heels as you extend the neatly tied gift for him to open.

"Aww, you shouldn't have," he says, barely covering his bewildered, racing heart with practiced charm.

He plucks the ribbon from its place, opening the delicate box with more care than you'd ever know. A set of rings, glimmering in polished silver, sits atop a tiny cushion.

"I know it'd raise suspicion with the public if I got you just one, so..."

You gently pluck his left hand in yours, peppering kisses along each knuckle with a reverence that steals his breath. A swallow sticks in his throat at the crest of his Adam's apple, as you grab the ring meant for his ring finger and hold it up to the light.

It has your name carved on the inside.

When you slip it on for him, it feels like the name were carved into his very skin instead.

His feathers tremble as he finally gets his wish, and he resolves to never take it off again. It becomes a comfort for him to fidget with in his darkest moments, on missions that take him halfway across the world from you.

When you rub your thumb against it as he pins your hands above your head, he could swear it burns.

Yours, yours, yours. He's finally yours.