#🌋 i’m the bad guy~ 🌋

[thelovers-2001]

Being the two most strongest villains, fighting each other is REALLY FUN for the both of them. They often look forward to whenever their next fights will be (it's usually fighting over something like a planet or something).

Dominator secretly gets real giddy whenever Reaper's coming. She starts (mentally) kicking her feet and cheering because she knows she's getting a REAL GOOD, +A, five star fight when Reaper's there.

( Fun fact : This was going to accompany my first post of them but there's so much going on, I decided this is its own thing )

[count-alucard-tepes]

What sexy things do the OP Hotties do that turn you on? 👀

Haha I normally wouldn’t do slightly spicy asks but I’ll respond to this one because I can’t resist😆😍

Kizaru ✨: he such a tease, you know he’s so smooth with the ladies and he dresses really well too. A well put together man is always desirable.

Akainu🌋: he’s stoic and cold and I’m a brat 😂 I feel like that would be the perfect match for someone like him. Also he has tattoos and he seems like he would protect me with his life and that’s so sexy.

Ryokugyu 🌱: he’s a bad boy and everyone loves a bad boy. And when ever I get mad at him he would just turn into a tree with my favorite flowers…a girl is sold.

Fujitora 🐅: he’s such a sweetheart, you know he would be the best husband ever.

Sir Crocodile 🐊: it’s his style, he just oozes sexiness in everything he does and says. He knows he can have anyone and that confidence is really sexy.

Doflamingo Donquixote 🦩: the ultimate bad boy who would have you wrapped around his finger literally and figuratively. It’s the sexy body, the laugh, the style! Not to mention, he’s someone you don’t want to cross the line with him. He’s the guy your parents say stay away from with good reason but you still want a taste.

Benn Beckman 🔫: he’s so mysterious and you know he’ll charm your pants off in 30 seconds. He’s also strong and smart…it’s a win-win situation!

Katakuri Charlotte 🍡: Oda thought everyone was gonna be terrified of this hottie! But no, this mochi baby daddy is the perfect example of don’t judge a book by its cover! He’s a family guy who listens to his mom and cares for his younger siblings! And not to mention he’s got a sexy body and can tell why you’re angry before you stomp around ! And he loves donuts so I never have to diet again! I AM SOLD!

Killer🔪: alright post time skip Killer is hot and all but pre time skip Killer had me on my knees! He’s is so cute and mysterious but also super intelligent and fine af! Blonde hair and blue eyes…that’s my punk rock Barbie right there!

Kaido🐉: he’s emotional af when he’s drunk and just loves the hell out of his kid and those around him that are loyal to him! To be Yamato’s mom and smash Kaido at him prime! Omg I’d cling to ankles, y’all !

King 👑 : he’s the hot character of color who is the epitome of tall, dark and sexy! He has the white hair! He’s that bitch! He’s got wings and legs for days! The fucking face tattoo!!! I would cling onto his knees (since that’s probably the highest point where I’d be able reach him) and die for this baby daddy!

Queen👑: oh man, Queen is so fucking cool! I just wanna party with him until I can’t walk anymore! You know he puts the party God to shame! Karaoke night at Onigashima would be everything!

Izou🔫🔫: he’s so beautiful…I would be so shy around him because he’s so freaken pretty and would always look hotter than me! It’s always nice to have someone else do your hair and make up and Izou is my main man to be my wifey!

Dragon D Monkey 🐉🐒: the face tattoo! You know he’s a badass when he got a face tattoo and his best friend is an Okama! I’m ready to see Dragon naked, y’all! I’m about to be Luffy’s stepmom! Croc is about to gut me😂😂😂

Oven Charlotte 🍞: feeling sad…he bakes some cake…feeling happy…let’s have croissants! He’s just gonna fatten me up and I’ll never have to diet again because I’ll always be smaller than him! These Charlotte men are just the best! He’s also got main character energy 😂

Buggy🤡: he has hair goals I want to achieve but will never reach even if I tried! He’s charismatic and funny af! Buggy-sama is everything!😍

Marco the Phoenix 🦅: he’s a doctor! Score! My parents would never be prouder since I’m not…next best thing is my hubby being a doctor! He’s also such a cutie who seems to always be smiling!

Eustass Kidd🤘🎸: our favorite angry firecracker! He’s a cutie who wears make up and looks like he should be a drummer in a rock band! He’s got beautiful red hair and he’s intelligent! He also can fix your appliances! That’s a wifey right there!

Rosinantè Donquixote aka Cora-San💕: he’s gentle and emotionally available! Not to mention he’s a natural dad! He’s funny and clumsy af but a total badass! Let’s not forget he’s the handsome sibling lol

Who’s Who ❤️‍🔥👹: omg he’s tall, has pink hair, has tattoos and has a sexy smirk! Not to forget he turns into a cute kitty man! I’m ready to have his kittens!

Gecko Moria🦇: now prime Gecko Moria was every fucking thing! I mean who challenges Kaido and doesn’t actually lose…kinda! He was really hot too!

Iceburg💜: he’s so cute and funny, I can’t with him! He’s also so intelligent and can build stuff, love it!

Gild Tesoro⚜��🏅: first of all, he’s rich and he’s hot! A girl is sold! He sings and dances…even better!

Rob Lucci🐆: he’s so cute! I can’t deal especially in his kitty form, he’s also mysterious. From hot to cold in a mere couple of seconds! I love it! His hair is so beautiful too! I can’t deal!

[pikachu78109]

General Pokémon Villain HC’s PT. 1

((This is just a random list of head canons on these fellas and I’m not going to go by generation, chronologically))

Archie🌊

Despite his rough, intimidating stature, Archie’s a down to earth, chill guy. If anything, he’s the kind of person who doesn’t take life too seriously. Not too strict with rules, I mean he DOES incorporate some regulations, but for the most part he isn’t going to lose his mind if one of his Grunts does something stupid.

Speaking of Grunts, Archie’s relationship with his team would be that of Luffy’s crew. He cares about his teammates and will absolutely go up to bat for them and they respect the hell out him for it.

Shelley and Archie go way back. They are childhood friends that grew up in Lilycove up until Archie left for Kanto around his late-teens. As close as they are, it’s platonic, although Shelley has developed an interest in Archie, but he’s pretty dense about it. Shelley handles the more responsible aspects within Team Aqua and usually gives a final say whenever Archie might be incapable of doing so. She’s a lot more serious and tends to command more authority than Archie, but she never oversteps her bounds (he’s the leader after all).

Matt and Archie met each other a bit later on in life, probably when Archie was either 12-14. As a big, buff man, Matt tends to be perceived negatively by many people, thinking he’s a troublemaker with intent to hurt others. Archie never viewed Matt in that sense, rather seeing a sensitive and genuine side that holds a heart of gold that proves the many nefarious speculations wrong. As a result, Matt developed a fierce sense of loyalty to Archie, cementing him not just a boss that he’ll follow, but a bro for life.

The pirate inspiration came from the books that Archie used to read as a kid. Not really anything deep, but pirates have always fascinated Archie.

In relation to pirates, Archie lowkey looks to up Drake. Aesthetically anyway.

Archie does stupid shit all. the. time. It’s a miracle that he’s still alive. He could agree to a dare and won’t even question the details.

After the events with Kyogre, Archie had to take some time to reflect. Archie really thought that he was doing the world favor, or rather the Pokémon a favor, by awakening the Sea Basin legend, but totally didn’t expect the outcome. For sure, he felt like garbage and he took it hard. Of course, it doesn’t discredit the fact that Archie did do some bad things (stealing a submarine, Devon parts, a fucking orb) and he’s not the kind of person who makes BS excuses to save face (neither does Maxie). He’ll take responsibility and will figure his issues out with the help of Shelley, and possibly with May and Brandon. Heart was genuinely in the right place, but Archie was too blind to see red flags.

Surprisingly great with kids. You would think that a villain would despise children, but Archie doesn’t mind being around little scamps. He likes their energy and he can keep up pretty well. He’s like the big bro or chill uncle that a lot of kids can talk to, even though the adults think that he’s a bad influence.

Can hold his alcohol pretty well. Man can gulp down at least five to ten drinks before he’s completely cutoff. Hates wine though.

If he hadn’t formed Team Aqua, I imagine him being a super cool marine biologist teacher. His fields trips would be so awesome.

Pretty softhearted and gets emotional a little too easily. It doesn’t take much for this man to cry. Show him a cute baby Spheal learning how to swim? He’s sobbing in seconds.

Maxie🌋

Maxie is an awkward individual who’s so stern, so strict, that it’s almost comical. Everything he does, he does with a bullet pointed mindset. First this, then this, etc. Spontaneity does not apply to Maxie; he’s always prepared and unwilling to make any exceptions because, to him, that would be an inconvenience.

For all his sternness, Maxie can relent a little. He hates making mistakes and expects his team to perform at their absolute. However, he’s no perfectionist and understands that mistakes are always present. It’s a good thing that he’s exceedingly patient.

Tabitha met Maxie as the man was beginning to form Team Magma. He was drawn by Maxie’s keen eye for technology and his knowledge about geological discoveries, a topic that Tabitha took great interest while in college. Of course, Tabitha soon became the earliest member and stuck by Maxie’s side like glue. I would say that Tabitha might be a people pleaser as he does tend to do what Maxie tells him, although, here and there, Tabitha does harbor a bit of jealousy towards everyone praising the Magma boss a bit too much.

Courtney’s…..odd, to put it lightly. Her odd speech patterns coupled that with her robotic mannerisms has led many in Team Magma to wonder if she’s even human. She doesn’t particularly care about expanding landmass (personally) but rather harbors an unhealthy fixation on Maxie. His capabilities of a leader and how he carries himself draw Courtney in and she becomes super defensive against anyone to dares opposes Maxie’s ideals. Being analytical, Courtney studies Maxie’s abilities and feels certain that his way of thinking is the correct approach. Maxie doesn’t feel unnerved by Courtney’s presence and Courtney herself makes sure to not overstep bounds (disappointingly).

Maxie hates being touched, in an intimate sense. No hugging, but a handshake will suffice.

Doesn’t understand slang/texting language. This man is in his late thirties and texts so damn formally and refuses to learn any shortcut text forms. Everything has to be typed out fully, punctuation included.

It could be 80 degrees outside and Maxie will still wear his turtleneck hoodie combo. How this man does not get a heat stroke is beyond comprehension. He might be sweating bullets, but damn, I wish I had his stamina.

Not the best with his emotions, but not like Cyrus level of bad. He’s a blunt, direct individual and can’t really emote well. He’ll say he’s upset, but it’s more restrained, if anything.

Cyrus🪐

A sad, empty man who may very well be the grandfather of emo and nihilism’s best friend for life. Cyrus is a complicated person, so much so that he’s still talked about to this day. No one can quite read Cyrus clearly, not even his Admins.

Despite his impeccable leadership skills and prowess to hold his own in battle, Cyrus is a frail man. His physicality isn’t very strong and the lack of Vitamin D certainly shows as this dude is on his way to becoming a walking corpse. Needless to say, Cyrus doesn’t take very good care of himself and can pass out quite easily if left unattended.

Repressing emotions, as Cyrus strives to achieve, always has been a difficult feat. Although monotone and emotionless to a degree, Cyrus has slipped up and expressed other feelings that aren’t spite and frustration. He’s capable of feeling happiness but he pushes it down so much in order to feel numb. Most of his laughter are mumbled chuckles that are barely noticeable unless you have good ears.

Most of his Admins joined Team Galactic for their own reasons, but most common would be that they are all social outcasts. Cyrus appealed to them mainly for his personal outlook on life and similar experiences with being cast aside, which all three (Saturn, Mars, and Jupiter) could certainly relate to.

Charon joined Team Galactic after the events of Diamond and Pearl, so his reasoning for being there are mostly unknown. Deep down, Charon despises Cyrus and seeks to become leader himself, but no one on Team Galactic takes Charon too seriously.

Doesn’t stay in contact with his grandfather because he doesn’t want to involve him in his life due to the path he chose to pursue. One of the very few moments where Cyrus actually genuinely cares for another human being.

Speaking of his grandfather, he has tried multiple times to reach out to Cyrus, especially when he was little. The family shunned the grandfather for reasons unknown and contact being kept at a painful distance. Still, on the super rare occasions when Cyrus and his grandfather would reunite, it’s a pleasant time.

Cyrus doesn’t have too many hobbies, but tinkering with machinery has always been his passion. Give this man a busted up device and he’ll be showing off his skills proudly.

As a kid, he has tried to make friends, but everyone was put off by him and his strange behavior. Doesn’t help that his home life had its own challenges that made him feel like shit.

Parents weren’t physically abusive, but they were certainly dismissive and self-absorbed folk who would demean their child and shame them for their interests. They were emotionally and mentally abusive to Cyrus, the scars of which permanently traumatized this man for the rest of his life. Parents would pretend that he didn’t exist or sometimes didn’t acknowledge him when in front of company. This oftentimes led Cyrus to hole himself up in his bedroom to escape into his own world, full of machinery and quiet, where no one could bother him.

Cyrus just hurts. There’s not a lot of positivity with this character and, truthfully, he just needs to go to therapy.

[sasster]

colmea 🤥💥💤🌋📖☄️

🤥 LYING - are they good liars? do they have tells to show they're lying?

I think he is a good liar but only if you don’t work too hard to poke at what he’s saying. He’s good at hiding his intentions behind big words and “deferring to the research”, but he actually does lack the social skills to keep the particularly astute from calling him on his lies.

He’s also the lie by omission type, but again, anyone who knows anything about anything could probably get him to fess up quickly. (At the end of the day he thinks he’s pretty justified in most things, so he hardly puts that much effort into holding up a farse that’s been called out.)

💥 COLLISON - what emotions do they have trouble dealing with?

Hm! I’m not sure. I had to think about this one for a really long time, and I can’t say I know! Nor does he.

💤 SLEEPING - do they fall asleep easily? what helps them sleep?

He falls asleep fairly easily! He finds it easiest to fall asleep when he’s in the water, especially if he’s in the big tank he keeps his mama in! Other than that I figure he’s the type that like.. Works himself into exhaustion? Just kind of conks where ever he is when he’s done doing whatever thing.

🌋 VOLCANO - how bad is their temper? is it a slow boil, or a instant explosion?

Colmea doesn’t have a particularly bad temper but some days he can like… A little testy? Easier to set off than most other days. Usually, he’ll be okay and he’ll just file away whatever irritation as something/someone he’s never going to interact with if he can help it.

📖 OPEN BOOK - do they like reading? what's their favourite genre?

He likes reading! Outside of the work of other researchers. I don’t think he has a favorite genre to read, he’ll probably just read whatever anyone ends up putting in his hands.

☄️ COMET - what do people assume about them? are they right?

People tend to assume he’s a big fuddy duddy that doesn’t like fun, and they are right usually about that… But he’s also pretty okay with sticking to the bit! He likes a little joke as much as the next guy! Obviously… Only really his closer friends are able to see that side of him.

Emoji ask meme!

[dsmpkinfessions]

{Translated by HD}. Hey. I’m a Dream fictive, and we as a system are friends with another system where one of the hosts is a noncanon c!Tommy. And I just…he hurt so much from what his Dream did. And I know I’m not that guy, but I’m so scared to tell him who I really am. I don’t want to hurt him more. His dads are part of this system, his comfort people and siblings and friends. I don’t want to ruin that. I feel bad existing, I don’t want to ruin us for him. -Leantos/Aisling, 🌌🌋🌊

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[waitingformyfavoritesongs]

11 March 2023 Saturday 7:21 pmpdt

I think 💭 the incubus is close to making a hole 🕳 through my pelvis? Hip? Bone 🦴 & he’s punished me for eating 🍽 anything with nuts & even a little bit of salt 🧂 & sugar & cheese 🧀 & water 💧 & citrus 🍊 fruit. I think 🤔 he’s treating me the same as my dad when I was a kid. I think 💭 he’s getting close to putting a hole 🕳 through my tongue 👅. I’ve never been to Hawaii & I would rather go there & get smashed by refrigerator sized volcano 🌋 boulders than to feel what it’s like to have a hole 🕳 bored? Completely through my bones 🦴 & flesh. I already had to live most days feeling weird from head trauma & my skin never looking amazing 🤩 like other women seem to be able to. I was always torn up 🆙 & oozing & tired 😴. I didn’t start counting calories until I joined running 🏃🏻‍♀️ sport teams & after I stopped I think I stopped counting calories. 7:29 pmpdt he’s extremely rough with me my entire life. I would much rather be dead ☠️. 7:30 🕢 pmpdt if Amar Malik really did what I think 🤔 he did with the voice, & Holland came clean I wouldn’t have made them pay 💰 all the money back. I probably would not have been able to make a show a reality the way they did. I would have only asked for enough money 💰 to get well & live the rest of my life & support some of older relatives & If I felt safe I would have been frugal about it. 7:33 pmpdt. The incubus is not going to help me win the money 💰 Bcz he hates this country- he said it on the voice & it made the news 📰. So he probably wants them Holland to keep all the money 💰. Pain right pinky toe accidentally typed tor. 7:35 pmpdt I don’t have a husband. Incubus is mean vicious cruel heinous backstabbing throwing under the bus 🚌 type of guy. Unfortunately a lot of of people are prematurely aged & then finished off. A woman 👩🏼 w/ dementia got hit by a bus 🚌. I guess they think 🤔 they’re being kind by ending her life like that. 7:38 pmpdt I can’t believe in the goodness of god or incubus. This is no act. I seriously really don’t have a husband. He’s truly vicious & heinous & he probably really raped a lot of women including teenagers. 7:40 pmpdt

7:41 pmpdt there’s nothing decent about their family. They could have brought a hero to dugard but they didn’t. Think about that. 7:42 pmpdt

7:59 pmpdt maybe 🤔 there are NO real heroes 🦸‍♂️ so there was NO ONE to answer the call ☎️ including incubus + company.

8:01 pmpdt how does anyone survive with an organ taken out? Sorcery? The last time I stayed in the hospital 🏥 they injected cold 🥶 liquid into the ivy in to my hand 🤚 then my hand hurt. After that my pee turned brown so I had to probably stay another day. There’s nothing pretend about the damage that has been done to my body. The hospital 🏥 are butchers trying to steal your organs. That’s vicious. I’m sure that the incubus is going to do more heinous vicious stuff to cover their asses to make it look 👀 like that’s our only choice. I complained several posts earlier about 8:06 pmpdt heard 👂 a weird sound in the room I think 💭 maybe 🤔 it’s the incubus miñion. Probably visited me & I don’t remember. 8:08 pmpdt about neutering cats 🐈 & dogs 🐕 & after that saw 🪚 some thing on Instagram about a cat’s balls getting bit off. 8:09 pmpdt I think 🤔 it’s heinous. But Christians are held hostage & (back left ribs pain 8:10 pmpdt) have to sing 🎤 god is (acid pain throat 8:11 😖😭) good all the time. They tell you things you want to hear 👂 & then they backstabbed me. 8:12 pmpdt they’re throwing me under the bus 🚌 8:12 pmpdt

8:14 pmpdt pharmacists make date rape drugs. The drugs make you feel weird in a bad way & knock you out. & then you question 🙋🏻‍♀️ your memory. Do you think that’s nice? Do you think nice people do that? 8:16 pmpdt

8:18 pmpdt do you think 🤔 it’s nice to kidnap & rape 11 year old girls? Incubus does! Incubus + company. Eat that incubus! Eat that! 8:19 pmpdt

8:25 pmpdt do you think 🤔 incubus beats up 🆙 any people who failed to be a a hero 🦸‍♂️ when they could have been but chose not to be? 8:26 pmpdt you know how many lives doctors 🥼 could have saved by chose not to? You don’t get to think you’re better than anyone until YOU prove to be, & I guess you have to do it every second of your life! Is anyone good like that? Is anyone unassuming & aware that even if you have done nothing wrong yet in your life you will pay 💰 with your life? Saint Lucia was called a saint Bcz she was I guess the real Santa 🎅🏾 Claus 🤶🏽 but god who is incubus wanted her to die without marriage. The guy who wanted to marry her basically had her killed Bcz he wanted her dowry probably- greedy. ? Women brainwashed to wear corsets so men can put their whole hand 🤚 around their whole waist ? Harder to breathe 🧘🏻‍♀️? Greedy. Abuse. God = incubus = heinous. Same history repeats 🔁

8:33 pmpdt Santa 🎅🏾 Claus 🤶🏽 figure probably evolved from apocalypse. Santa 🎅🏾 Claus 🤶🏽 = Saint Lucia = Jesus

Christ ma is eve. 8:34 pmpdt #3

8:35 pmpdt if I was under 100% control marionette doll status whole life & there’s a label 🏷 on the left & right hand 🤚 Travis barker self made true love 💕 if there are people claiming to be REAL... that means they were their selves? & received verbal instructions so does that mean they had a choice to be a hero 🦸‍♂️? Yet he turns around & says true 🔥? Trying to understand. Bcz if gay guys are not really themselves Bcz he puts magic 🪄 potions 🧪 to “make” them love 💕 a man do I fall into the same category???? 8:40... so does that mean people who claim to be real & true don’t really LOVE???? Pretending to love? Marry for money 💰???????????? Trying to understand! Bcz he will tell me what I want to her yet DESTROY me!!!!!! 8:41 pmpdt don’t show me that you control traffic & do me a favor in blossom hill! & then suddenly change things on me!!!!! Putting me in a desperate stupid situation!!!! 8:43 pmpdt DONT TOY 🧸 with ME!!!!! 8:43 pmpdt

8:56 pmpdt don’t believe anything the incubus said or showed you. It’s probably a DEEP FAKE. He’s calling me the devil & saying I’m dead. I believe it! Miñions are probably in the room across from my room & on every floor. 8:58 pmpdt

8:59 my nipples formerly were pink but turned brown recently 9 pmpdt I don’t know 🤷🏻‍♀️ what this means😤🥵😤🥵😤🥵😖😭

9:07 pmpdt 9:08 pmpdt there’s a country song about a father & a very young son praying 🙏 to god at bedtime out loud. Something about talking to god like he’s talking to a friend. 9:09 pmpdt god is NOT anyone’s friend. Look 👀 at Jordi! Jordan DIED! 9:10 pmpdt

9:17 pmpdt the finger plastic clip machine at the hospital 🏥 to tell your oxygen levels? I don’t think those work at all. It didn’t work on me. I couldn’t breathe 🧘🏻‍♀️ at all & that thing still said I was very saturated with oxygen. 9:19 pmpdt incubus wants me to keep my mouth 👄 shut forever about it I guess. Made me afraid to say my truth even though he’s got that Olympian in his music video girls like you wearing that t- shirt 👚. He probably pulled the same sh*t on antolin Garcia Torres. 9:21 pmpdt

9:24 pmpdt I guess it’s a good thing Holland was given the idea 💡. Beat me to it. The irs would have had a lot of fun 🤩 with all that money 💰 I could have brought in. 8:25 pmpdt they make getting assistance difficult 😞. 9:25 pmpdt if I can’t trust the cops 👮‍♂️ who can I trust? 8:26 pmpdt a lot of people were killed off by COVID. 9:26 pmpdt

9:32 pmpdt if I die, & Amar Malik is responsible, then he will probably be given the death penalty? If is (Ymir enough ) autocorrect keeps inserting random stuff . If anymore bone 🦴 is chipped away I will seek suicide & you can thank Amar Malik for a large debt 💸 in the United States 🇺🇸 if he gave my idea 💡 away to Holland & didn’t step forward to own up b4 it’s too late. 9:36 pmpdt I guess he will always hide.

9:57 pmpdt 20 minutes went by too fast 💨 incubus miñion is still attacking my bones 🦴. Difficulty breathing now. 9:57 pmpdt

-sounds like/feels like my thoughts 💭

-sounds like/feels like a different head thought 💭 voice but still seems like my own thoughts 💭 maybe similar to what Mel blanks went thru at the end of his life? Bugs bunny 🐰 etc

10 pmpdt

-sounds like/feels like a thought 💭 & yet I realize eventually it’s not my thought 💭- it’s god. This took a while for me Bcz there are different degrees. Something that’s only clarified/confirmed through experience. But the reality is all thoughts 💭 originate from god? Can he really come up w/ every artistic artist 👨‍🎨 idea 💡? Idk 🤷🏻‍♀️ god can trick you into thinking an idea 💡 or feeling is yours. “Made” 10:05 pmpdt

11:20 acid pain in throat pmpdt FYI it’s possible to turn a finger print into a stamp. Like a rubber stamp. So it’s possible that finding fingerprints aren’t aren’t 100% guaranteed to be authentic. 11:22 pmpdt cops 👮‍♂️ carry tasers. & probably a more likely suspect to use a taser. 11:23 pmpdt

12:27 12:28 am pdt Sunday March 12 2023

it looks like the odds are against me. I have too much breathing problems & diarrhea to do this thoroughly. I think it was last year I looked a little at the court documents. All the old articles have a paywall. & could have been altered by hackers by now. I keep seeing new data. First time I saw the child annoyance news 📰 video. Could be him or someone who looks similar. I have a bunch of questions that remain unanswered. I suppose demonic possession could answer one, like why the body is so hard to find, but evidence to tie him to it was so easy to find? Was he framed & picked out ahead of time b4 the kidnapping occurred? Was antolin still having s*x w/ his girlfriend? Did he use a condom & put it in the trash 🗑? Was there a time it was there & no one was around to watch? 12:34 am pdt

12:39 am pdt some girls shave 🪒 their arms were the hairs shaved 🪒 & perhaps 🤔 the kidnapper collected it & used it to plant. What was educational level again? Was it high school 🏫? 12:42 am pdt #3 😖😭😞😤🥵😤😭 12:42 am pdt

12:46 am pdt the kidnappers who had friends in Saratoga w/ the red door 🚪. Did antolin have much money 💰? An entourage? Is that like a group of people like a security guard 💂‍♂️? Could he afford much? He drove an old Jetta w/ mismatched paint 🎨 but it looked shiny like he really cared to make it clean. Why clean the outside but not the inside? 12:49 am pdt did he own a computer 👨‍💻? Inter Access? Smart phone? Did he have an online presence? How tech savvy is he? The Samsung flew from Asia to testify & I thought 💭 I read that they found the phone 📱 close to her home in a field & it was show to cycle on & off in the field? Remotely? Probably being reset? Whoever kidnapped did they clear her tumblr blog? Which from tweets seemed to have playlists? Why was that important to delete? Rock 🪨 & roll lifestyle of drugs & alcohol 🍺 (vag acid pain 12:54 am pdt) I feel like I’m making a huge mistake typing 💬 this but I’ve had enough. I need answers. Did she have messaging apps she communicated with her kidnappers on? & the kidnappers deleted everything. But for some reason thought to reset it (the cycling on and off remotely) after they tossed it in the field? How much tech savvy would you need to know to do that? Do you only need a password Dan I thought if this only now. For some reason I thought 💭 more hacking skills was needed to do that. 12:58 am pdt

1:02 am pdt if antolin was tech savvy he could have got a higher paying 💰 job? & did the police question him already about sperm b4 the court trial? 1:04 am pdt

1:14 am pdt also if working as a trimmer of trees 🌲 did he have to climb 🧗‍♀️ tall trees 🌲? If so probably should not be taking drugs or drinking alcohol 🍺 much? 1:15 am pdt

1:20 am pdt Brendan junior’s dad had his own landscaping company w/ many large pickup trucks 🛻. If he ever was to plant 🪴 a tree 🌲 would he have to dig a very deep hole 🕳? 1:21 am pdt

1:29 am Pdt I have a very bad feeling now that the incubus has been misleading me. & has done dirty things to me. Dirty as in misleading me & making me desperate enough to drive in that risky way. If the guy was not stopped 🛑 I will never forgive god. & his romantic ways will forever ♾ be viewed as truly phony. 1:32 am he is not good. He is evil 🦹‍♂️ & wicked. 1:33 am pdt

3:29 am pdt I thought 💭 of another interpretation of the hand 🤚 tattoos : true = you do as the incubus suggests you to do including abandoning friends & family who need you. & love = the opposite. Incubus made “death” come up 🆙 in autocorrect after I typed = sign. Scare tactics which could be true. But is space cold 🥶? Probably not... 3:32 am pdt wishful thinking 💭 again. I need to stop that Bcz my hips & pelvic & butt bones 🦴 are almost gone. A lot of bones 🦴 are almost gone. I keep mentioning it to people but when I saw the doctor 👩‍⚕️ for the autoimmune stuff she fake checked my ankle bones 🦴. She intentionally neglected it. & wanted me to do the mri machine w/ injected dye which felt a little hot? Uncomfortably warm that i didn’t like it. & some people are afraid it causes cancer ♋️. So I’ve been tormented by everyone into doing it & I said no repeatedly. 3:37 am pdt

3:58 am pdt wasn’t Jaycee dugard’s mom a print maker? Is that the same as what I did at UCB 2007-2008? & I walked in the ceremony 2009, same year dugard was found in UCB? So were they there Bcz garrido was following the demon angels instructions? So that means he’s true to god? But also Bcz of his medical 🏥 problems “society” = doctors 🥼 & rehab doctors 🥼 ignored he was easily possessed & confused 🤷🏻‍♀️ so maybe 🤔 he overlaps in the vendiagram of being “made” to do it Bcz he might have a multiple personality disorder? Mixed ... 4:05 am pdt so I guess it’s “meant to be” that dugard was kidnapped & raped. From 11 years old 1991? To 2009, to 2011. 11, 1 1, 11... & it’s probably “meant to be” that I’m in this mess now talking writing ✍️ typing 💬 about it. I wonder 💭 if the 👮‍♂️ cops/investigators who neglected dugard is involved with Sierra LaMar investigation? 4:09 am pdt

4:11 am pdt if there is no such thing as a test, then it’s all gods fault? & god is truly heinous. 4:12 am pdt

4:14 am pdt I seem to always have big long sh*t defecated(?) forever. 4:15 am pdt I remember when I was 6 years old, too! 4:15 am pdt

4:20 am pdt incubus is never going to stop hurting me taking my bones from me he said so I’m in (dam* autocorrect 4:24 am pdt) his wife beater sing harder to breathe 🧘🏻‍♀️. 4:21 am pdt I have no heroes 🦸‍♂️. 4:21 am pdt think the incubus miñion was here to torture me in person again 4:22 am pdt

4:27 am pdt fairytales are full of sh*t one more stupid love 💕 song 🎶 I’ll be sick I’m at a pay phone ☎️ trying to call ☎️ home 🏠 you know gay people are also called fairies 🧚‍♂️? I guess me & gay people are in the same group? Love is love. Calirosa quoting the incubus. But he never means anything he says Bcz everything from his mouth is bullsh*tx3. He will toy 🧸 with women’s feelings Bcz he don’t care! 4:32 am pdt I will never see him in person propose to me & treat me kindly. He really hates me & he’s heinous! 4:33 am pdt

4:35 am pdt Jewish law says adult is age is 13 years old. Maybe 🤔 he got to try out telling garrido to continue raping dugard back then too! 4:36 am pdt

4:58 am pdt I didn’t realize that my situation would mean that I’m under the test until recently. I guess I’m really dumb. I had a lot of head trauma & eczema so I thought that wouldn’t qualify me to be tested. & learning disability that the left side worked slower than the right. 5 am pdt bcz, how can you say that it is impartial? Is that the right word? That it wouldn’t be the perfect experiment set up 🆙. Bcz I’m probably not using my whole brain 🧠 & I was forgetful & probably easily confused 🤷🏻‍♀️. 5:02 am pdt I guess it was wishful thinking 💭 on my part. I’m the loser still. Deemed sacrificial 🐑/ram & ox 🐂/cow probably before conception. I think 🤔 that means they already knew what I was going to be like b4 I was born, so if it’s genetic then they already knew about genes 🧬 back then & they like capitalism & to keep it going this way. Lots of s*x & lots of crying 😭 rivers. 5:05 am pdt heinous.

6:55 am pdt creepy sedan 🚘 w/ black tinted windows 🪟 arrived. Painted silver? Can’t sleep 😴 Bcz incubus miñion attacked me again. Creepy heinous jerks. 6:56 am pdt

6:57 am pdt I’m not a medical 🏥 “professional” who did not neglect garrido’s problems per the demon angels’ requests. I’m not the police 👮‍♂️ investigator 🕵️‍♂️ who neglected searching 🔦 the sheds of a s*x offenders property when an eleven year old girl 👧 was missing per the demon angels’ request. I did not murder a mother of young children 👶 per the demon angels’ request. I did not create date rape drugs per the demon angels’ (vag tearing pain 7:03 am pdt)

7:03 am pdt I don’t really understand how someone can think 💭 they’re a good person or the best simply Bcz they make a lot of money 💰 rewarded by following the demon angels’ request = selling your soul to the devil. But I guess you know something I don’t. 7:05 am pdt

10:22 am pdt I woke up to big diarrhea pain a death rattle snore 😴 again (3rd time. 1st time was around the time I saw the skiiing accident of the news 📰 team person on ABC? Days ago).

I think 🤔 if you’re one of this people who are real? Said they were real b4 they knew what the tattoos on the hands 🙌 meant. And if true means truely yourselves not given feelings like a gay man or gay woman 👩🏼, which means you’re straight & normal & see what’s true, you’re not in the allegorical cave Plato? Spoke of, then you are yourselves. & like in the cartoons of Donald Duck 🦆 with the angel 😇 on one shoulder & devil 👿 on the other whispering to you what you should do, then you probably have natural real emotions & your own thoughts 💭 & capacity to think 💭 without being manipulated in that way, then I thought you were subject to be tested, & I’m the test giver without me knowing it. I would think 🤔 that’s the way it should be if your emotions are not being manipulated by magic 🪄 potions 🧪 . But I guess I’m wrong again. 10:31 am pdt incubus is killing me & no one is stepping up to save me. I guess you all like this system including incubus. It does keep the population in check. But if it truly grew to 8 billion people maybe 🤔 they will move people soon 🔜 to the new earth 🌍 & probably maroon me & all those he’s killing off. I recently met someone incubus is probably using to manipulate me into thinking 💭 that’s true. Someone who was still learning to repair 👨‍🔧 airplanes ✈️. Was it Boeing 7??737? I forget the number. Had to recall them Bcz of something failing. 10:35 am pdt

10:44 am pdt this system does include child 🧒 rape & kidnapping. & I don’t know 🤷🏻‍♀️ if I’m eve I’m supposed to try the forbidden 🚫 fruit. It’s still a fruit. I’ve seen other people eat fruit. I didn’t know until the year b4 last about something s*xual that everyone else probably knew & I only discovered at the end of the year before the previous year 2022. How much fun I could have had if I knew. I had a lot of fears & it kept me on a path. 10:47 am pdt I feel that I was very much controlled & manipulated. There are pictures of me when I was a baby 👶 in a yellow onesie. It had an elephant 🐘 on it I think with the trunk down, which I guess means non-aggressive &capable of self improvement . Can you improve if you don’t have empathy? I thought 💭 it meant something to be taken positively that it meant I had the capability to be a good person. Right shoulder pain. In another picture with the same onesie I’m holding a pink elephant 🐘 plush toy 🧸 w/ the trunk up 🆙 which means aggressive. 10:51 am pdt & I’m holding a red comb in the other hand 🤚 & I look 👀 like I’m talking to it like it’s my barbershop 💈 customer. I didn’t realize until recently that pink was symbolic for rosa = pink. For some reason a lot of symbols are switched around over & over again. When we were kids, I liked the yellow power ranger trini & my sister liked Kimberly the pink power ranger. But I guess it don’t matter. 10:55 am pdt

10:56 am pdt I’m confused 🤷🏻‍♀️ about definition of aggressive & if my sister is aggressive. I don’t know 🤷🏻‍♀️. 10:57 am pdt I should probably only evaluate myself although the incubus has been changing my memory & dangerously making me feel uncertain of what I formerly was certain about. 10:58 am pdt

[iwantyourmidnightsforevermore]

🦄🧜‍♀️✨💗💕🪄🧞‍♀️💋✨❣️😘👑💫⭐️🌟🫧🌬🌨☃️⛄️🎠🏝🏖🎢🏰🗽🌋🏜⛰🏔🗻🏕🎡💒🌠🌌🌉🌆🏙🌃🌁🌇🌄🎇🎆🌅🏞🖼💖🌠🥹😊

Saw you there and I thought “Oh my god, look at that face. you look like my next mistake. Love’s a game, wanna play? Ay

New money, suit and tie. I can read you like a magazine. Ain’t it funny rumors fly and I know you heard about me…

So hey, let’s be friends? I’m dying to see how this one ends. Grab your passport and my hand, I can make the bad guys good for the weekend.

So it’s gonna be forever

Or it’s gonna go down in flames

💕💗✨

🔥❤️‍🔥💃

You can tell me when it’s over, hmm

If the high was worth the pain.

Got a long list of ex lovers,

They’ll tell you I’m insane

Cause you know I love the players

And you love the game

😘😝😏💚

magic, madness, heaven, sin

[thelovers-2001]

Happy Valentine's Daaaaaay :D

Oh and these two causing a ruckus.

[thelovers-2001]

After long traveling across the galaxy, Lady Reaper has found her match. As Lord Dominator arrives at her galaxy, it would be..

The Galaxy's Greatest Rivalry.

( Click/Tap the Read More to learn about my Wander Over Yonder s/i... Mild warning for non-sexual, no gential nudity in her ref sheet btw)

Known as Lady Reaper, though her first name's Louisette.

Her title came from her destroying the sun after a planet she wanted to conquer wouldn't surrender. The sun was part of the solar system, instant jeopardising said planet and other uninvolved planets. All planets suffer to extinction.

She can shapeshift, dawning a star-like face which glows immensely to hide her true face. Only Queen Entozoa (later Evil Sandwich) and The Beefeaters knows her true face (and later, Lord Dominator).

Once a being of wishing star to help others, her magic died out. She was captured by Queen Entozoa and imprisoned once realised she couldn't grant wishes anymore (She believed once her star dies and if a black hole would form, she'd use it for power).

Out of pure resentment, she played along working for her. And after her action which gained her title, she became more feared than Queen Entozoa. Lady Reaper thought to destroy her at that point, but decided to usurp her instead.

Every other villain is much weaker than her which has gotten so boring. So she started travelling throughout space in search of other villains. That's how she met Lord Dominator.

After successfully usurping Queen Entozoa (who became Sourdough the Evil Sandwich), yet made them her second in command, all she needs to do is plan. Waiting for her dearest rival to arrive.

And then Lord Hater happened and everything went to shit.

[sparkledfirecracker]

I just had a giggle over your Ransom Moodboard. That bottom left pic really screams soft whipped (no not whopper 🤦🏼‍♀️) boy and it’s so fluffy.

Just a quick story with a quick essay during my break.

So: Let’s start at the very beginning. A very good place to start. When you read you begin with A-be-see.

Ransom couldn’t believe you had agreed to it. He thought that goddamn dom attitude of yours would have made impossible for you to leave yourself at his mercy all day but the only caveat you had was that it was a day you were working at the charity, not the clinic or in the field.

Well okay, because charities are boring to begin with right? Shaking hands with boring oldies who love to hand out money as of their life depended on it and sign off some boring stuff, getting everything prepped.

Also how did we get here? It feels like I skipped a few steps, I’ll figure it out of not now, somewhere further down the road.

the vibrator he’d stuck inside you this morning would be rubbing against your g-spot and clit, reminding you of him.

😏 no complaints, keep going horn balls, because something tells me somethings going to happen, because this was too easy, even for these two.

God, he hoped you were in a meeting. He loved the thought of you fighting an orgasm while you had to watch some stupid presentation, surrounded by old men who had no idea he was making you squirm from miles away. You were always so fucking loud when you came, this would be a special kind of torture for you.

I can see him whip back his head and let out an evil laugh, but damn spineless puppy will be in for a treat for sure.

He turned his hips to the side as much as he could, hoping he had softened enough that she wouldn’t notice anything.

The way I laughed hahahahaha, this dude doesn’t even knows how badly he’s getting his ass ripped in half yet, but also still wants to be the bad guy. It’s amusing to read

Fuck, he had to stop doing that.

Well what you gonna do about it stud? Wank yourself in front of your parents. Go on, I dare you too, because I know you’ve got a respectable hard cock in those awfully tight jeans of yours. All that because of some porn thoughts 😈

Linda had now started discussing the daughter of some blue blood Boston family, discussing her like a fucking horse. This was even worse. Like he would ever waste his time on some uptight WASP.

Is this blonde bimbo bitch, I learned about and loathed? It better be another one, because there’s always room for more ‘wasps’ to be hated on that list.

He choked and almost spat all over his parents.

🤣🤣🤣🤣, uno reverse for our girl here. Hahahahaha, every single time, I know it will keep on coming back, but damn hahahaha.

I really don’t like inserting GIF’s in essays, but sometimes you have to. Hahahaha, this is making my day already.

“Just, wrong pipe. Scuse me a second.” He spluttered, running to the bathroom as their worried inquiries followed him down the hall.

Why withhold the truth, you sweater hoe, no harm in telling or showing the parents what’s been seen on the filthy screen 🤣

You were in a meeting, but that didn’t stop you from being a fucking slut. God, you were such a bitch. You knew he was out with his parents. He should have known you would have turned this around on him.

*bites fist to keep from screeching* I’m not gonna share the twist on this one, BUT BOY OH BOY DID MY VAGINA CLENCH AROUND NOTHING AND ENVIED READER BEYOND OUTER SPACE 🚀, like holy hell 🥵!

I WAS NOT READY FOR THIS KINDA PANTY TWISTING MAGIC. FUCK SHIT OUSSY ASS MOTHERFUCKING DAMN BITCH 🌋

struggling to think of what he could do to you for punishment and failing to come up with anything.

Again! She’s beating you at your own game and she’ll be the boss of you and yes there’s stuff I know I still haven’t read, but my little wizard hat feels you’re going to be her bitch and bend the knee to her, not the other way round 😍. You wanted to play, she’s downright playing it and you can’t always have your ways Rannie.

I love a feline who can stand her own and not get tossed around by any man and his ego. So this girl is a right treat. ♥️

Control

Pairing: Ransom Drysdale/ Fem-Reader

Words: 638 (what?!)

Summary: Ransom convinces you to play one of his games but gets more than he bargained for.

Warnings: Explicit language, explicit sexual content (sexting, masturbation, use of toys), SMUT, 18+ only

A/N: I had planned on a nice, long fic for you ladies, but then my 8 hour shift turned into a 10 hour one. So here is a little something that’s a sequel to my first fic, Snowed In. I love writing Ransom and the dynamic between the two leads here may be my favorite. (Also, I had no idea I could write something under 2500 words, it’s insane!) Of course, tagging the wonderful @stargazingfangirl18​, who I know is possibly even more of a hoe for sweater daddy than I am!

Ransom couldn’t believe you had agreed to it. He thought that goddamn dom attitude of yours would have made impossible for you to leave yourself at his mercy all day but the only caveat you had was that it was a day you were working at the charity, not the clinic or in the field.

Keep reading

[thelovers-2001]

Finally got to My Fair Hatey and had a field trip with the screenshots!

[count-alucard-tepes]

“Help I’m on the run from bad guys! Whose gonna save me?!” <a list for the ones will save someone in need and ones who won’t>

Will save the person:

Akainu🌋

Fujitora 🐅

Benn Beckman 🔫

Katakuri Charlotte 🍡

Killer🔪

King 👑

Izou🔫🔫

Marco the Phoentix 🦅

Rosinantè Donquixote aka Cora-San💕

Rob Lucci🐆

Karasu🐦‍⬛

Pretends he didn’t hear anything unless the person is attractive:

Kizaru ✨

Ryokugyu 🌱

Kaido🐉

Queen👑

Dragon D Monkey 🐉🐒

Oven Charlotte 🍞

Buggy🤡

Who’s-Who ❤️‍🔥👹

Iceburg💜

Is the bad guy they’re running from😂😂😂:

Sir Crocodile 🐊

Doflamingo Donquixote 🦩

Eustass Kidd🤘🎸

Gecko Moria🦇

Gild Tesoro⚜️🏅

[count-alucard-tepes]

Headcanons for my One Piece hotties: Drunk texts they send to their S/O

Kizaru✨

Kizaru: baby, when I get home I want kisses and to love with all my very essence! You are the best thing that ever happened to me and the shining light in my life. I don’t know where I’d be with you and I appreciate everything you to do for me!😍😍😍

S/O: are you drunk?

Kizaru: 🤔 how’d you know?

S/O: ⬆️⬆️⬆️

Akainu🌋

Akainu: I’m amgry

S/O: You’re supposed to be having fun with your friends, babe

Akainu: Kizaru is dancing on a pole and Aokiji is throwing money at him. I’m too pure for this.

S/O: babe, take a video! Right now

Akainu: I can’t…I’m laying on the floor and looking at the stars…they remind me of you when you’re all happy and cute

S/O: BABE! VIDEO PLEASE!?

Ryokugyu 🌱

Ryokugyu: if this was my last night alive, I would spend it cuddled up to you and not my plants I promise

S/O: omg, are you drunk!? Where are you?

Ryokugyu: oh man, one thing I was in a pub with the guys…next thing I know is I was sitting on a bridge with a bottle in my hand..and someone’s walking stick…I think I beat someone up or won this walking stick in a drinking game…either way…your man is a winner 🥇

S/O: omg share your fucking location!? I’m calling Kizaru rn!

Sir Crocodile 🐊

Crocodile: grrrr I’m a crocodile, I bite *nom nom*

S/O: …what in the actual hell? Did someone steal this phone? Also he can’t text with one hand so it’s definitely stolen

Crocodile: I’m using the voice to text thingy…if I was a real crocodile would you love me?

S/O: fuck no, that’s weird

Crocodile: What! This is why I’d eat you if I was a real crocodile

S/O: pretty sure you eat me regardless of being a crocodile or not 😏

Crocodile: wait…was that a dirty comeback? Daddy’s coming home

Doflamingo Donquixote 🦩

Doffy: I’ve decided

S/O: on what? And where are you btw?

Doffy: you are the chosen one! And you shall bear my heir!

S/O: deal

Doffy: 😭😭😭 really baby, you’re gonna have my babies?! Omg I’m gonna be a mom

Doffy: I mean a dad

Doffy: I can’t stop crying

Doffy: halp me

Benn Beckman 🔫

Benn: I think my aim is better when I’m drunk, want to see?

S/O: that’s not a good idea, come home rn

Benn: babe, you were right…I accidentally shot Shanks while we were drinking and we have to go to the hospital

Benn: I’m a supportive husband

Benn: I meant first mate! Not husband!

Benn: babe, don’t be mad! I didn’t mean it like that…I panicked and texted…also the cops are here

Benn: bail me out of jail, please

Katakuri Charlotte 🍡

Katakuri: babe, someone put something in my drink…I swear I just had one and now…I’m all shakey and shit

S/O: oh no! Love, just drink some water. I’m on my way

Katakuri: nah, I’m gonna find my brothers and kick their asses first

Katakuri: I found them and threw them into the river nearby lol

Katakuri: ah shit, I forgot they can’t swim…I have to go save them brb

Katakuri: omg, Y/N, it’s Smoothie, we had to fish big bro out of the water…come to the hospital asap

Killer🔪

Killer: I think I’m gonna stop wearing my mask and just embrace myself

S/O: baby, did you have too much liquid courage?

Killer: babe, someone said I looked like a Barbie so I beat him up

Killer: so apparently there’s a guy Barbie called Ken and he thought I looked like that…I thought he said I looked like a girl

Killer: okay I felt bad so I sang I’m a Barbie girl for karaoke for him…he’s a fan I guess..also I don’t want him to have me arrested

Killer: omg babe he’s a marine, I’m fucked …call Kidd…I need help

Kaido🐉

Kaido: 👁️ ❤️🫵

S/O: you discovered emojis, love?

Kaido: 🙈

S/O: everything alright?

Kaido: need booze…send help

King👑

King: would you love me if I was a worm?

S/O: omg what is this shit?

King: answer the question, Y/N

S/O: yes, I would

King: I had a bet with Queen that you would said no…I have to drink 5 bottles of tequila.

S/O: oh no…are you okay?

King: babe, I started breathing fire?! Did you know I could do that! I also fell over and can’t get up…everyone else is on the floor too…I feel so old rn

King: well at least I know you’d love me as a worm

King: also I lost my mask so I’m the one of the floor with the bag on my head

King: Queen drew a grumpy face on it so you know it’s me…it has a crown too

Queen👑

Queen: zoom zoom zoom zoom

S/O: getting lit, baby?

Queen: you know it, I think I can stage dive this time

S/O: omg no babe! That’s not a good idea!

Queen: babe, I did it…and I’m in the hospital now… hurt my back…but I saved my beer babe! I’m awesome!

[waitingformyfavoritesongs]

2:01 am pdt 26 November 2022 Saturday 

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{{updating 27 November 2022 7:09 & 10:55am & 12:14 pm pdt}}

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https://christianityfaq.com/was-jesus-perfect-and-why-it-matters/

https://www.ancient-origins.net/myths-legends/tattooed-priestesses-hathor-001122

still reading 📖 this (& the other link). I read a similar one this year.

2:30 am pdt 26 November 2022 Saturday 🪐

6:06 am pdt I’m upset 27 November 2022 I left this open to add stuff - probably 24+ hours 0_o. Minutes ago Added stuff but it didn’t save even though it has automatic saving feature. I have to start all over again. Read webtoons hooves of death ☠️ Sam Bragg, sirens 🚨 lament instant miso & tangent.. something, toy story sequel from 2010 ( in movie theaters 🎭 @ the time). I’m damned either way. Woody the 🪵 wood pecker. The floor is lava. Volcano 🌋 6:13 6:15am pdt

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6:28 am pdt Also found a new comic before 6am pdt. I guess it’s a sign 🪧 I’m going to die soon. Lucky 🍀 me.

https://m.webtoons.com/en/comedy/bad-signs/list?title_no=1623

6:30 am pdt 27 November 2022 Sunday 🌞 ☀️ = sol? Is this my this my solmate? Soul sole solimente Solomon = autocorrect. Anderson. 6:33 am pdt.

7:09 am pdt 27 November 2022 Sunday ☀️

if fairytales 🧚🏽‍♀️ aren’t full of sh*t (pay phone ☎️ 🎶🎵) then how would we know we aren’t seeing what’s not really there? Holograms, hallucinations, mirages, Et cetera? He’s got to be good looking because he’s so hard to see 🎵🎶 Beatles?? Princesses 👸🏻 and the worn out dancing 💃 shoes 👠 Grimm fairytales 🧚🏽‍♀️ 50 times hotter in person??? @_@ how would I know even if I saw him in person if my eyes 👀 have been messed with to deceive me??? 7:19 am pdt see/sea 🌊 season evergreen 🌲 silver creek. 😭😞😖😫😭😤🥵😵 7:22 am pdt strange monogatari 7:23 am pdt

9:29 am pdt 27 November 2022 Sunday ☀️

I wish I could go somewhere with my family where they can’t touch us. 😭 he’s going to do whatever he wants which is hurt me, f*ck other women.

blurry. 9:33 am pdt. 🦩🦚🐓🦜🦃🕊🦤 9:34 am pdt 9:35 am pdt he likes 2 rub it n my face.

saw this online ths year? Thru apple news app 📰 🗞?? I found it again thru ecosia.org ??

ive seen people use “gate” with things I don’t know 🤷🏻‍♀️ what that means. Now that I’ve seen that “whisper sweet nothings “ to a butt line for than a month I realized that this is very seductive & it’s not as bad (referring 2 an article title - labeling his sexting as kinda lame? What he did was still BAD - bad dog 🐶! Bad boy! Bad man!! 🤬😡6:13 pm pdt) as people initially think it is. He’s basically preying on very innocent minded women. Sliding in slyly with something that can b interpreted as humorous 😭😭😭😭😭😵😵😵😵😩😖😖😖😖😖😖😖🤬 & prob tricks us into our comfort zones. If he were to literally act this out, it would literally possiblyprolong titillation, draw out to thorough foreplay! It serve to become “pussygate” 🤬 bcz of its proximity to” the devil” to make out with. 🤬😡 10:06 am pdt it is in disguise 🥸. I have to imagine it to contemplate it’s potential? He’s a dog! 10:08 am pdt 🐶

10:54 am pdt 27 November 2022 Sunday

11:39 am pdt 27 November 2022 Sunday

Making out with hot guys is the worst. Funny it’s a guy asking. Tell me lies tell me sweet little lies 🎼

It’s only okay for them not us. He won’t say that out loud tho. Don’t count on him to be honest. Why would he really share like a nicolatian unless he didn’t want them anymore ?

12:03 pm pdt 27 November 2022 Sunday ☀️

looks like they had real s*x in the video .... why didn’t he marry her??

12:14 pm pdt 27 November 2022 Sunday

12:20 pm pdt 27 November 2022 incubus likes to psychologically torture me with things I cannot have Bcz he won’t allow me to have it. But he does whatever he wants. I don’t think it’s a good idea to have more than one baby daddy, but what can you do if the first one is a bad ass? Is marriage a trap for women? Is having sex with a man too soon a trap , too?! YES !! Don’t forget that!!!

12:24 pm pdt 27 November 2022 Sunday

12:29 pm pdt 27 November 2022 Sunday

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12:31 pm pdt 27 November 2022 Sunday

12:39 pm pdt tbh I think I would like to date someone (a man) up to 5 years younger (35 years old) than me. But that’s where I draw the line . & probably 1 or 2 or 3 years older than me (up to 41 years old). 12:41 pm pdt. Anyone who is rich I’d have to wonder if they sold their soul to the devil 👿 ... 🤷🏻‍♀️ 12:43 pm pdt you know Taken, Liam neeson. Why does anyone hoard money 💰? 12:44 pm pdt. Edited this part 1:35 pm pdt - to be clear about age range. When I was 18 I was interested in someone/a man 👨 5 years older than me. But now I’m older I 🔼 my mind. 1:38 pm pdt 27 November 2022 Sunday.