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[tadpolesonalgae]

just saw your reqs are closed and totally respect that, i just need to drop this little idea off before i forget it 😫, feel free to ignore

okay so i’m imagining like innocent!vanserra!reader x azriel, maybe she like was raised utm, mainly by eris, and was essentially protected by him throughout it, and maybe eris struck a deal with rhys utm when reader was like a young adult, where basically in return for information about beron/autumn, rhys just had to take reader in/find a spot for her to be safe away from beron/marriage suitors/amarantha. once feyre saved them, reader was taken to velaris as part of the deal, and azriel is like,, enamored by her. on one hand, he’s entranced, she’s so kind and sweet and lovely, but on the other hand he knows she’s eris’ sister, and he wants to basically just ruin her as payback and totally not because they’re like mates or something and he wants her all to himself

dark!pervert!azriel who sneaks into your bedroom at night to jack off 😶‍🌫️ he puts his spymaster abilities to good use, being entirely quiet as he pulls your covers down, taking in your half naked form 🙏 you’re wearing only a shirt (one of his) and white cotton panties, legs slightly spread and bent at the knees because it’s hot, and azriel’s just looming there over you, gently ever so slightly caressing your form with his pointer finger, just taking in the smooth expanse of your skin. then he gets the horny brilliant idea to pull down your panties as he’s jacking off, putting his dick right at the entrance to your pussy, not entering, just letting it rest there, the head of it slotted nicely between your lips, enjoying the warmth and slick gathering there, and azriels panting a little bit, and then he’s cumming right at the entrance of your pussy 🤭 after the high wears off a bit, he panics and realizes there’s literally evidence all over and in you. he goes to try and scoop some of it up, but ends up getting distracted by his work of art, and his instincts take control and he just starts shoving his cum farther into you, fingering it in until you’re cumming in your sleep, and you wake up a little, confused and horny, and yeah, i’ll leave it there

i was rereading cbmthy and the angst started taking over my brain so i converted my sadness into horniness

-🌁

I’m very happy to tell you this has been completed in the form of an 8k fic, titled Salt On My Tongue[***], and will be being uploaded tomorrow, at 21:00, English time 🧡💛

Below is a short section from the fic—I hope you enjoy it once it’s up!

Warnings: somnophilia; cum play; noncon is included though not evident below; dark Azriel, please take care 🧡💛

You’re thrown off by the encounter. He’s so contradicting.

Why be so cruel about your brother only to turn around and offer you a warm meal? Why the cold attitude only to allow you to sleep peacefully at his side? Why so threatening when he lets you so close?

And now this, too.

You don’t know how to feel, and it scares you.

Laying atop your bed are three folded shirts, a cut of square paper laying atop the stack.

‘Use these for now. More will arrive next week.’

You remain at the edge of the bed, fingers turning slack as you stare at the small script, blanket sliding down one shoulder. Blue, dark blue, and black. It’s easy to tell they’re far too large. It’s easy to tell they’re probably…

The blanket pools on the floor, shaky fingers raising the dark blue fabric from your bed, the shirt unfolding. You bring the collar to your face, pressing your nose into the material, inhaling softly.

They’re his.

Azriel presses deeper, fingers sliding in further, curling lightly, pushing and rubbing at different parts until…

You flinch in your sleep, a softly startled moan slipping from your lips.

He curls the pads of his fingers into that spot, bending them at the knuckle so the digits slant into the part that’s dragging these reactions out of you. He pushes against it, hungry for more, thumb habitually settling on your clit, oscillation made easier by the slippery cum splattered across your cunt…that he’s feeding back into you.

Azriel bites down on a groan as he scoops more of it up before pressing his fingers back to your entrance and shoving it in, pushing what was already released inside further, tucking it away as he searches for that spot again. He needs it to be kept inside of you. It’s not enough to have it coating you, he needs you to unknowingly have it within your body, perfectly storing it away. A secret shared between him and your cunt that you’re oblivious to.

The rise and fall of your chest is much more pronounced, and he wants to push the shirt out of the way so he can lay his mouth over your breasts, flick his tongue over your doubtlessly sensitive nipples. How would you react to that? With his fingers hitting that spot, his thumb over your clit, his tongue and shadows pinching and licking at your breasts?

You’d come on the spot.

[redcomet-stims]

A deathly Titanic themed Stimboard, based off of thalasaphobia, and an anxious inducement whilst also having either broken metal or fog referenced

Alright! ^w^

Content warning: thalassophobia

🌁🚢🌊 Titanic-themed stimboard with thalassophobia, broken metal, fog, and feelings of anxiety for anon :-)

Thanks for the request, hope you like this :3

I tried my best to include everything...there weren't many gifs about breaking metal/broken metal I could find, so I just used the best ones I could find and edited them a little bit to fit how this looks more. Everything else was good though, and compliments this theme/topic :)) Even though I'm not like, an expert on the Titanic or anything or I'm not crazy into that kinda stuff, it's interesting, so yeah. Also I found shipwreck gifs and that absolutely fits so I just had to include them-and also, I tried my best to spread the kinda feeling of anxiety across this full thing ^^ Anyway, I hope this is good :33

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[lifesteal-headcanons]

(not a headcanon)

im so sorry to that one grian fictive who thought this was a mcyt/hermitcraft headcanon blog. crying

- 🌁 (cloudy anon, on mobile)

Frrrrrr like i thought it was about the watcher branzy stuff lol

[blueprint-han]

It seems like you support casteism and propagandas 👀

Nope! I just support people calling out assholes using the term “religionphobe/racist/supremacist” for anyone who argues against them for something that doesn't involve their religion/race/social position. 👀

[hypixelsblade]

DSMP RP Winter Gala || Official Prompt List

here it is: the official prompt list for this event! i've tried my best to make it specific enough to the event that it'll be helpful, but not so specific that it can be never used again, y'know? anyways, i hope you all enjoy! - hb!mun

* — 𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒 [ action starters to send alongside a dialogue prompt or as a standalone (& can be reversed)! if your character isn't super verbal, then this could be the section for you >:3 ]

[ 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐄𝐑 ] your character offers something to my character

[ 𝐏𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐊 ] your character pranks my character

[ 𝐅𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 ] your character starts a fight in some way with my character

[ 𝐓𝐎𝐀𝐒𝐓 ] your character toasts my character with a drink

[ 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐋𝐄𝐓𝐎𝐄 ] our characters are caught under a piece of mistletoe together

[ 𝐓𝐎𝐍𝐆𝐔𝐄 ] your character sticks their tongue out in front of my character

[ 𝐑𝐔𝐅𝐅𝐋𝐄 ] your character ruffles my character's hair

[ 𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐒 ] your character ruins my character's outfit

[ 𝐒𝐍𝐄𝐀𝐊 ] your character sneaks up on my character

[ 𝐒𝐈𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 ] our characters are just standing next to each other in dead silence

[ 𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑 ] our characters literally bump into each other in the middle of a hallway or in a doorway

[ 𝐏𝐔𝐋𝐋 ] your character pulls my character towards them

[ 𝐉𝐎𝐊𝐄 ] your character attempts to tell my character a joke

[ 𝐇𝐔𝐆 ] your character wants a hug from my character

[ 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐂𝐇 ] your character needs help reaching something

* — 𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐋𝐎𝐆𝐔𝐄 [ sentence starters to send alongside an action prompt or as a standalone! great if you don't know how to approach a certain character that you would otherwise want to rp with :D ]

❝ i didn't think you would be here. ❞

❝ well, well, someone cleans up nicely! ❞

❝ hiding at the snack table? that's just like/unlike you. ❞

❝ how long has it been since we've heard this song? ❞

❝ do you still remember the steps to this dance? ❞

❝ let's get out of here. ❞

❝ oh, wow. ❞

❝ where'd you get this piece of jewelry from? ❞

❝ who are you? ❞

❝ ... you're not exactly well hidden behind that pillar, you know. ❞

❝ seems kind of lonely out here on the balcony. do you mind if i join you? ❞

❝ so did we all just decide to show up at a random-ass ball, or what? ❞

❝ if i didn't like my outfit so much, my sword would already be through your neck. ❞

❝ what's the point of all this, anyway? ❞

❝ fuck, it's cold out here! get back inside! ❞

❝ you're beautiful tonight. ❞

❝ i've got something to ask of you. do you have a moment? ❞

* — 𝐄𝐌𝐎𝐉𝐈 [ ask prompts for anons! feel free to send these in if you don't roleplay as a canon character or oc & still want to participate ^^ ]

🥶 - how dressed for the weather is your character? are they too cold, too warm, or perfectly comfortable?

🏂 - can your character dance? if so, what kind of dancing?

🌲 - does your character celebrate the holidays or do they lack the holiday spirit?

🏔️ - what challenges has your character overcome to be here in the moment?

🌁 - does your character prefer the noisy bustle of the event, or would they rather be outside on the balcony? why?

🌬️ - who makes your character breathless?

🌂 - is your character superstitious?

☔ - when was the last time your character went to an event? did they enjoy it? why or why not?

❄️- does your character like the cold, or do they hate it? why?

☃️ - who does your character want to spend time with the most during the event? why?

⛄ - who does your character want to spend time with the least during the event? why?

🎿 - what's the one thing that will automatically force your character to leave?

🧣 - what accessories does your character default to when dressing for a fancy event?

🧤 - what is your character trying to hide the most? what secrets are they keeping?

🧥 - how much trouble does your character have picking out formal clothes?

[epikulupu]

fuck it here's my pronoun hoard. warning for some gore + bug related ones. didn't put the full sets bc JFC that would take so long and it would make this ask 10000x longer -🧮

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ALL OF THSE ARE SO GOOD

some favs ;; pipis / trollface / contaminate / experiment / blorbo / plinko / (^._.^)ﾉ / ███ / 🧾 / 🗯️

[stranger-nightmare]

I’m kind of laughing over the late 20something people commenting that they’re old.

Going by that…being in my late 40s, I’m apparently dead or a dinosaur? 😂😂

Anyway - I love your writing! I’m so late to the whole Stranger Things fandom, but not too late for Steddie or Ronance. 😀

🌁 Anon

haha honestly anyone is welcome here so as long they’re over 18! <3

but yeah you joined the stranger things fandom just in time for the steddie and ronance ships, that good shit

- hope

[y0itsbri]

Hiii <33

1. What are your fav animated movies? 🎠🎪🎡 2. Rank these weather scenarios that i made up while procrastinating doing my math hw: (from most to least favorite) 🥰

cloudy but not moody, just in a pretentious way☀️🕶️⛅🌥️🌤️

Cloudy AND moody AND windy, bc fuck yeah 🌪️☁️🌁

Thunderstorm. Bitches. ⛈️⚡🌩️

Blue and sunny and hopeful 🔵☀️🏖️

Soft clouds during soft afternoon rain when everything is soft, just like your bed that's calling you 🛌🌦️☔���

Snowy, mystical, too romantic for freezing temperatures but also too perfect for bingeing holiday movies you know by heart. 🌨️❄️⛄☃️

hi anon you're so so sweet omg!!! such fun scenarios! i'm making us both a nice post-sleepover brunch as we speak -- maybe some waffles and orange juice? 🌈🌈🌈

1) okay i only watched it once, but luca was SO cute and i would totally watch it again <3 also a childhood classic is the strawberry shortcake mermaid movie! ooh and moana and aladdin!

2) most to least fav weather!

Blue and sunny and hopeful 🔵☀️🏖️ -- a wide open blue sky is just like. wow. this IS the human experience.

Snowy, mystical, too romantic for freezing temperatures but also too perfect for bingeing holiday movies you know by heart. 🌨️❄️⛄☃️ -- snow is MAGICAL. as long as i'm all warm and bundled up, let me have at it

Cloudy but not moody, just in a pretentious way☀️🕶️⛅🌥️🌤️ -- absolutely perfect walk weather. the sun coming and going so you're never too hot or too cold for too long

Soft clouds during soft afternoon rain when everything is soft, just like your bed that's calling you 🛌🌦️☔🌈 -- hmmm this makes me want to crawl back under the covers. after-school chill vibes

Cloudy AND moody AND windy, bc fuck yeah 🌪️☁️🌁 -- love the moodiness bc ~twilight vibes~ but also wind makes me worry whether or not trees will fall onto my home and i don't want to deal w insurance or the clean up if that happens sdfjsdklh

Thunderstorm. Bitches. ⛈️⚡🌩️ -- 'Bitches.' LMFAO. storms keep me on edge. survival of the fittest, bitches. <3

[noodledesk]

hello!!! I'm the same anon that a rant a while ago idk if u remember (it's totally fine if u don't!) but do u have any tips for reducing/controlling anxiety? living in central CA is NOT the best atm bc of the fires (one of which is getting too close for comfort). thank you sm! I love ur blog -🌁

hello :) i remember u !!! i don’t have many tips but i do have a couple that were given to me by my counselor that may be of help:

identifying what makes you feel more anxious (like thought patterns!) and saying STOP out loud to interrupt yourself & to recognize when u r thinking in ways that aren’t helpful to yourself

mindfulness & finding ways to be in the present tend to help me! so when i find myself feeling really anxious i try to sit with that feeling and think of it as separate from myself. if that makes sense? for me when i can’t find a reason to explain why i’m feeling anxious it gets worse so i try to just be in the moment with it and not explain it to myself

there are couple ways of grounding urself that might help. like 4-7-8 breathing or naming 5 things you can see, 4 things you can touch, 3 things you can hear, etc. 

things that require a good amount of focus help me as well. recently piano has helped me very much!! my mind can’t wander very far when i’m playing music

i hope that helps :) this is by no means an exhaustive or even proper list but i hope it might help u or anyone else!

[tadpolesonalgae]

“maybe it’ll turn out to be a wonderful meal they all bond over 🥳”

now tabby, you know damn well…

anyways, thinking about the next chapter, and there’s something i’d like to chime in on. when i was 14, i attempted suicide, and for me, being around family make me super uncomfortable, to the point where when i was around them and they were asking me questions i’d just go non-verbal. like full on armadillo into myself, under a table, refusing to say or do anything. i feel like reader and i are SUPER alike (or at least i used to be super like her) so i think it’d be interesting to see what here reaction will be when she’s surrounded by everyone at a family dinner, essentially forced to socialize. i’d also like to say that in the immediate few weeks after i was let out of the hospital, i was sort of hot and cold with how i was feeling. like one day i’d wake up feeling like death itself was sitting on my chest, but then the next, i’d be awake at 6am, hop out of bed, and immediately start doing things to better myself. and on some of those days, i’d do and say reckless things (i’m like 95% sure i was basically just manic). one time, relatively soon after the incident, i was being lectured by my dad about schoolwork and i snapped and called him an asshole straight to his face; something i NEVER would have done before, and everyone in the family was just in shock because everyone, including myself, had never expected me to act in such a way. immediately after i said it though, i reverted back to my usual self and ran away and hid under a table locked in my room and didn’t speak to anything for a while after that. i guess the point i’m trying to make here is; suicide attempts can do weird things to people’s emotions, everything has essentially come bubbling to the surface, so i’d sort of like to see reader acting in a few unexpected ways. i don’t want a 180 degree spin on her character, i just want some of those unexpected snaps to come out. like i could totally see mor saying something vaguely bitchy-ish and reader saying “oh fuck you” on instinct or something, completely blindsiding everyone at the table, even herself, and essentially breaking down and reverting back to her timid manner immediately after like “oh my gosh i’m so sorry i don’t know where that came from”

anyways, yah, i love the story, you’re doing such a great job expressing everyone’s emotions, like the whole situation is just super nuanced and you’re doing a great job at showing it, i truly just love your writing <3

-🌁

‘now tabby, you know damn well…’

🫣😭😭😭

I have no idea why anyone would be concerned about what could unfold over a family dinner with Mor and reader sat so close to one another

‘to the point where when i was around them and they were asking me questions i’d just go non-verbal.’

Okay, first of all, I am so sorry you ever had to experience a low like that and you have all my respect and any warmth I can offer for managing to make it through to where you are now, I can’t begin to imagine how difficult it was to get past that and live, but I’m happy you’ve made it to now and will continue onwards 🧡💛

Second of all though, I wanted to mention that I haven’t heard anyone else experience the silence like that? I think fourteen is also hands down the worst age to be for a lot of people for some reason, and while mine was from anxiety and not depression, similar moments happened? Just kind of shutting down in social situations specifically around family and being unable to respond? I do wonder if it’s some kind of coping mechanism, or a form a dissociation to distance oneself from the present to feel safer?

‘i’d also like to say that in the immediate few weeks after i was let out of the hospital, i was sort of hot and cold with how i was feeling.’

Even in day-to-day life, I have to admit I find it strange how swiftly emotions can change? Or even just waking up in a bad mood that you can’t shake no matter how many hot meals you have, or how clean your room is, or how many showers you take? And it just kind of clings to you, waiting for something bad to happen? It’s so unhelpful and difficult to cope with so I’m sorry you had to go through those likely turbulent emotions :/

‘(i’m like 95% sure i was basically just manic)’

So was it similar to rapidly swinging between depressive and manic episodes? I mean, to an extent I could see why after having been through such intense emotions that it would take a while to begin feeling semi-like yourself again?

‘i guess the point i’m trying to make here is; suicide attempts can do weird things to people’s emotions, everything has essentially come bubbling to the surface, so i’d sort of like to see reader acting in a few unexpected ways.’

I agree with emotions becoming pretty volatile and unpredictable after a suicide attempt from a logical standpoint, however I would like to say(?) theorise(?) I feel like those ‘snappy’ moments weirdly tend to come out around people you’re close with, so I couldn’t see it happening with Mor? That being said, I do have some ideas in mind for some stuff that relates to these slightly out-of-the-blue behaviours

‘anyways, yah, i love the story, you’re doing such a great job expressing everyone’s emotions, like the whole situation is just super nuanced and you’re doing a great job at showing it, i truly just love your writing <3’

I really appreciate your reassurance, but I do hope it isn’t bringing up any bad memories for you :/

Obviously there are heavy spots in the story, and inevitably I think because emotions can manifest in different ways in different people, there might be some parts that resonate with you, while others that seem strange or out of character, but I hope that for the most part the story is fairly fluid and maybe (I’m hoping) for some people it may turn out to something to find some semblance of comfort in? Maybe I’m getting ahead of myself though 🧡💛

[tadpolesonalgae]

***go ahead and ignore this if you don’t want to talk about the political aspects of the books***

can we talk about the fact that sjm made a story in which ireland (hybern) colonized britain (prythian), under the control of a cruel queen????? like, she could have so easily flipped it so that prythian was ireland and hybern was britain, and it would have made so much more sense considering the long history between the english monarchy colonizing and tormenting ireland??? under the reign of cruel monarchs (sometimes even female monarchs like amarantha queen Victoria)??? like?? the story would have written itself!!!!

i know this would lead to problems with “the wall” since hyberns whole thing was they wanted access to humans to eat/torment or whatever, but couldn’t because the closest ones were in pythian below the wall, but honestly, i’ve hated the concept of the wall since i first read the books because it makes no sense. (sjm has a really bad habit of taking preexisting stories— fiction or nonfiction— flipping them on their heads, and calling them her own). if all humans live below the wall and all fae above the wall, then humans own the vast majority of land on their planet??

like, fae would basically just have northern europe, russia, canada, and greenland, whereas humans would have the entirety of africa, lower asia, middle east, australia, the us/mexico, and south america. aka where the bulk of the worlds resources exist. why on earth would the fae agree to that??? how would they have things like gold and all their precious jewels when both those things are predominantly mined in the US/africa and south america?

and don’t get me started on how they seem to have access to things like pre-canned food, indoor plumbing, and presumably spandex leggings, ALL products of the industrial revolution?? like it implies that there’s factories out there creating these things, yet there’s no mention of them??? or any other effects of the worlds semi-apparent industrial period??? the world building in these books is the bane of my existence.

i fucking hate the way sjm wrote these books, yet they still manage to eat away at my brain until all i can think of is azriels dick thighs

-🌁

Note: there’s a diagram below explaining what parts Great Britain, United Kingdom, British Isles, and Ireland refer to for anyone unfamiliar!

‘can we talk about the fact that sjm made a story in which ireland (hybern) colonized britain (prythian), under the control of a cruel queen?????’

RIGHT??? Can you imagine also how interesting the story might have been if Rhys’ court was the one set on ‘Ireland’ and Amarantha had been a queen from ‘England’?

Also the whole thing with Hybern being the one to cut off trade routes when I’m fairly certain that historically England was the one to ship out/take Ireland’s food that left them with potatoes, and then when the blight set in there was no food left for the people of Ireland which is how the Great Famine happened??? But SJM chose to write it so Hybern kind of caused his own people to starve? But also had enough food to feed soldiers and keep them ready for war? I really don’t think it was the best choice on her part 😐

(Also I saw a video a while back talking about how that part of history just isn’t really mentioned/taught in English schools which I think is true? I certainly never learned or even really heard about any of that in History class so my knowledge about it is a little iffy)

‘if all humans live below the wall and all fae above the wall, then humans own the vast majority of land on their planet??’

I suppose technically we don’t know what the rest of the world looks like? But with how the human lands seemed to be pretty cold it sounds like they’re even in the same position as the British Isles? And I can’t imagine the fae drawing borders that would leave them with so little land? The majority of which looks like it would be fairly cold and barren since it’s so north?

‘like, fae would basically just have northern europe, russia, canada, and greenland, whereas humans would have the entirety of africa, lower asia, middle east, australia, the us/mexico, and south america. aka where the bulk of the worlds resources exist.’

Haha I was actually just looking into this and was going to mention it but then saw you’d kindly already pointed it out!

I’m by no means great at or familiar with geography or history so I don’t think it stood out to me as much? But looking at a map it looks like most of the fae land would be ice and tundra? And I get magic could theoretically solve those problems, but they would still have little land comparatively?? Unless they haven’t yet discovered the rest of the world—in which case praying nobody attempts to get to the equivalent of India or tries to sail west and ‘discovers’ America 💀 Especially with how SJM mentioned the possibility of Rhys becoming High King. I would genuinely stop reading the books if she pulled something like that 😭

‘ how would they have things like gold and all their precious jewels when both those things are predominantly mined in the US/africa and south america?’

I guess we do assume then that perhaps the world expands beyond what little land of the continent we’ve been shown from the acotar maps? Maybe further east it’s more common for fae to trade with humans? Through the holes in the wall that were mentioned???

This is just making me realise how many plot holes there are 😭😭😭

[tadpolesonalgae]

“a/n: I want to get a nice pair of silk pyjamas so badly but they’re so hot in the summer 😫”

i feel this so much. i’m from california where it’s currently 105 degrees (Fahrenheit), i literally feel like i’m melting. i was sleeping in a super thin tank top/underwear last night, no blankets, and i felt like i was having a heatstroke. i’m actually going to the uk in a week to visit my sister at college and i am so excited for the weather, because it’s gonna feel so cool to me😫😫 it’s set to be similar weather to our late autumn/winter weather here in CA and it’s literally surreal

p.s. i love your writing, i always perk up the second i find out you posted, especially when it’s an azriel fic (i need that man biblically.)

-🌁

Babes I am so glad you clarified Fahrenheit because my brain would have genuinely thought you meant centigrade despite saying you’re from California 🤦

‘i was sleeping in a super thin tank top/underwear last night, no blankets, and i felt like i was having a heatstroke.’

Girl I am so sorry 😭

It’s not that hot over here thankfully—in fact I’ve had the heating on recently because most of the time I’m freezing—but I used to like sleeping with the window open during hotter nights until a spider snuck into my bedroom 😭 (I named him Michael)

He just lurked in the far corner for an entire day then snuck somewhere when I was sleeping (hoping he took the window since I left it open for him and he hasn’t secretly crept behind my books or is hiding behind a plant 😭)

‘i’m actually going to the uk in a week to visit my sister at college and i am so excited for the weather, because it’s gonna feel so cool to me😫😫’

Oh I hope you have a great time here!!! And seeing your sister!! 🧡💛

I think for my area we’re due to still just have rain for most of the time and clouds but hopefully you’ll get some clearer skies minus the heat 😭

‘p.s. i love your writing, i always perk up the second i find out you posted, especially when it’s an azriel fic (i need that man biblically.)’

Babyyyyyy I’ve been working on that idea you dropped off with the Vanserra reader 🫢😳😩

[blueprint-han]

HHHhhhH i just saw this but mini max is doing good!!!!!!!!! shes ignoring me, the brat🙄 /j -but shes okay! leo was telling me she keeps coming to him for help on homework💀😭 THeY dOnT evEn gO tO tHe sAmE sCHoOl????! but how are you dawnie? 💕💕💕💕 ive literally missed you so fraCkIng much >:(( 💕✨ (oh!! and i forgot to tell you but guess whos joined a junior program for their hometown police💕 its a student program because im still in school but :D) -🐈

Kskskskks mini Max is adorable u may not call her a brat <3 also that's what I'd expect out of mini Max, full comedian energy 😌

Also I'm doing well !!!!! I've missed u too >:( I'm currently wrapped up in exam prep sksjsjs what about you? 💖💕🌸✨💗

[stranger-nightmare]

Hi there!

I’d sent in something asking to use this emoji 🪆for my Anonymous, but it’s apparently taken!

Can I use either 🌁 or 🪢? (I’m well over 18 😬 - she/her)

Love your stories and look forward to reading more!

Cheers 🙂

hi my love!!

yes of course! I’ve added you as my 🌁 anon! welcome to my nightmare realm darling <33

and tysm <3

- hope

[lifesteal-headcanons]

(not a headcanon in the slightest) #wassup sanon!#<- get it#cuz your tag is the golden gate bridge on my pc it looks like a cloudy city LOL also u can call me cloudy anon if thats cool :3 ANYWHO. have an awesome day mod nix - 🌁

pog!! hello cloudy anon!! hope you have an awesome day too :D

[hypixelsblade]

heard there were accessibility issues with the first list, so here's the list without the fancy text! sorry for the inconvenience y'all!

* — ACTIONS [ action starters to send alongside a dialogue prompt or as a standalone (& can be reversed)! if your character isn't super verbal, then this could be the section for you >:3 ]

[ OFFER ] your character offers something to my character

[ PRANK ] your character pranks my character

[ FIGHT ] your character starts a fight in some way with my character

[ TOAST ] your character toasts my character with a drink

[ MISTLETOE ] our characters are caught under a piece of mistletoe together

[ TONGUE ] your character sticks their tongue out in front of my character

[ RUFFLE ] your character ruffles my character's hair

[ MESS ] your character ruins my character's outfit

[ SNEAK ] your character sneaks up on my character

[ SILENCE ] our characters are just standing next to each other in dead silence

[ ENCOUNTER ] our characters literally bump into each other in the middle of a hallway or in a doorway

[ PULL ] your character pulls my character towards them

[ JOKE ] your character attempts to tell my character a joke

[ HUG ] your character wants a hug from my character

[ REACH ] your character needs help reaching something

* — DIALOGUE [ sentence starters to send alongside an action prompt or as a standalone! great if you don't know how to approach a certain character that you would otherwise want to rp with :D ]

❝ i didn't think you would be here. ❞

❝ well, well, someone cleans up nicely! ❞

❝ hiding at the snack table? that's just like/unlike you. ❞

❝ how long has it been since we've heard this song? ❞

❝ do you still remember the steps to this dance? ❞

❝ let's get out of here. ❞

❝ oh, wow. ❞

❝ where'd you get this piece of jewelry from? ❞

❝ who are you? ❞

❝ ... you're not exactly well hidden behind that pillar, you know. ❞

❝ seems kind of lonely out here on the balcony. do you mind if i join you? ❞

❝ so did we all just decide to show up at a random-ass ball, or what? ❞

❝ if i didn't like my outfit so much, my sword would already be through your neck. ❞

❝ what's the point of all this, anyway? ❞

❝ fuck, it's cold out here! get back inside! ❞

❝ you're beautiful tonight. ❞

❝ i've got something to ask of you. do you have a moment? ❞

* — EMOJI [ ask prompts for anons! feel free to send these in if you don't roleplay as a canon character or oc & still want to participate ^^ ]

🥶 - how dressed for the weather is your character? are they too cold, too warm, or perfectly comfortable?

🏂 - can your character dance? if so, what kind of dancing?

🌲 - does your character celebrate the holidays or do they lack the holiday spirit?

🏔️ - what challenges has your character overcome to be here in the moment?

🌁 - does your character prefer the noisy bustle of the event, or would they rather be outside on the balcony? why?

🌬️ - who makes your character breathless?

🌂 - is your character superstitious?

☔ - when was the last time your character went to an event? did they enjoy it? why or why not?

❄️- does your character like the cold, or do they hate it? why?

☃️ - who does your character want to spend time with the most during the event? why?

⛄ - who does your character want to spend time with the least during the event? why?

🎿 - what's the one thing that will automatically force your character to leave?

🧣 - what accessories does your character default to when dressing for a fancy event?

🧤 - what is your character trying to hide the most? what secrets are they keeping?

🧥 - how much trouble does your character have picking out formal clothes?

DSMP RP Winter Gala || Official Prompt List

here it is: the official prompt list for this event! i've tried my best to make it specific enough to the event that it'll be helpful, but not so specific that it can be never used again, y'know? anyways, i hope you all enjoy! - hb!mun

* — 𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒 [ action starters to send alongside a dialogue prompt or as a standalone (& can be reversed)! if your character isn't super verbal, then this could be the section for you >:3 ]

[ 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐄𝐑 ] your character offers something to my character

[ 𝐏𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐊 ] your character pranks my character

[ 𝐅𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 ] your character starts a fight in some way with my character

[ 𝐓𝐎𝐀𝐒𝐓 ] your character toasts my character with a drink

[ 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐋𝐄𝐓𝐎𝐄 ] our characters are caught under a piece of mistletoe together

[ 𝐓𝐎𝐍𝐆𝐔𝐄 ] your character sticks their tongue out in front of my character

[ 𝐑𝐔𝐅𝐅𝐋𝐄 ] your character ruffles my character's hair

[ 𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐒 ] your character ruins my character's outfit

[ 𝐒𝐍𝐄𝐀𝐊 ] your character sneaks up on my character

[ 𝐒𝐈𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 ] our characters are just standing next to each other in dead silence

[ 𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑 ] our characters literally bump into each other in the middle of a hallway or in a doorway

[ 𝐏𝐔𝐋𝐋 ] your character pulls my character towards them

[ 𝐉𝐎𝐊𝐄 ] your character attempts to tell my character a joke

[ 𝐇𝐔𝐆 ] your character wants a hug from my character

[ 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐂𝐇 ] your character needs help reaching something

* — 𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐋𝐎𝐆𝐔𝐄 [ sentence starters to send alongside an action prompt or as a standalone! great if you don't know how to approach a certain character that you would otherwise want to rp with :D ]

❝ i didn't think you would be here. ❞

❝ well, well, someone cleans up nicely! ❞

❝ hiding at the snack table? that's just like/unlike you. ❞

❝ how long has it been since we've heard this song? ❞

❝ do you still remember the steps to this dance? ❞

❝ let's get out of here. ❞

❝ oh, wow. ❞

❝ where'd you get this piece of jewelry from? ❞

❝ who are you? ❞

❝ ... you're not exactly well hidden behind that pillar, you know. ❞

❝ seems kind of lonely out here on the balcony. do you mind if i join you? ❞

❝ so did we all just decide to show up at a random-ass ball, or what? ❞

❝ if i didn't like my outfit so much, my sword would already be through your neck. ❞

❝ what's the point of all this, anyway? ❞

❝ fuck, it's cold out here! get back inside! ❞

❝ you're beautiful tonight. ❞

❝ i've got something to ask of you. do you have a moment? ❞

* — 𝐄𝐌𝐎𝐉𝐈 [ ask prompts for anons! feel free to send these in if you don't roleplay as a canon character or oc & still want to participate ^^ ]

🥶 - how dressed for the weather is your character? are they too cold, too warm, or perfectly comfortable?

🏂 - can your character dance? if so, what kind of dancing?

🌲 - does your character celebrate the holidays or do they lack the holiday spirit?

🏔️ - what challenges has your character overcome to be here in the moment?

🌁 - does your character prefer the noisy bustle of the event, or would they rather be outside on the balcony? why?

🌬️ - who makes your character breathless?

🌂 - is your character superstitious?

☔ - when was the last time your character went to an event? did they enjoy it? why or why not?

❄️- does your character like the cold, or do they hate it? why?

☃️ - who does your character want to spend time with the most during the event? why?

⛄ - who does your character want to spend time with the least during the event? why?

🎿 - what's the one thing that will automatically force your character to leave?

🧣 - what accessories does your character default to when dressing for a fancy event?

🧤 - what is your character trying to hide the most? what secrets are they keeping?

🧥 - how much trouble does your character have picking out formal clothes?