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[alterouslyinlove]

daydreaming isn’t enough i need it to happen to me in real life

[liridi]

Once there were four children

[mockingjaylad]

Day 5: Duck

Day 1 Day 2 Day 3 Day 4 Day 6 Day 7 Day 8 Day 9 Day 10

[kingspacebar]

Neon!1

[w0lfwren]

what clown are you guys talking about it 2017 was a coming of age comedy

(another one)

[birdmomblogs]

as soon as i saw @carrotsnake’s post (go like it!!), i had to draw this as fast as i could ❤️

[ID: a rough 2-panel comic of tears of the kingdom link on his hands and knees, crying into the ground. link wears his archaic tunic and his hair falls over his face. in panel 1, link sobs, “no one knows who i am or what i did for hyrule. i feel so invisible.” a yiga clan blademaster stands next to him quietly, practically looming. the yiga is so big that only their legs fit in the panel. in panel 2, link remains unchanged and in the same pose. the yiga clan blademaster is now squatting down but is still so big that their face still doesn't fit in the panel. the yiga is gently placing a crudely drawn sketch of link as a cartoonish devil on his back. the yiga says, “hey. don’t cry. 100 haters hunting you for sport ok?” end ID]

[carlsangel]

CARE TO KNOCK?

carl grimes x fem!reader

(you and carl get caught. twice.)

tags: SMUT!! oral sex, f!receiving, getting caught! fun!

masterlist here!

You tried your hardest to be discreet about how…active you and Carl were. It wasn’t the easiest considering Carl was the leaders’ son and it seemed like eyes were always on him, whether it was his dad’s or Michonne’s. Sometimes people in the community.

You’d try to sneak off and do what you could but with your guys’ luck, you almost always got interrupted. One time something possessed the both of you to try it in the church house when there was a community event. That went as well as you’d imagine.

“Holy mother of-” Gabriel had walked in on the both of you on one of the pews. God was it embarrassing. (see what i did there) The scene he’d walked in on consisted of you without a shirt and Carl’s hand practically groping your tits over your bra. Also you were attached at the mouth so you could see why he’d be terrified.

Obviously you scrambled to put your clothes on while Carl tried to explain for the both of you, begging to not tell Rick or Michonne. “Look man, we’re really sorry we just- please don’t tell my dad. I’m begging you he can’t know about this.” He explains worriedly. Gabriel stood there still shocked. You had to make it up to him somehow, considering you were doing an unholy act in a holy place but, there wasn’t really any real repercussions because Carl had gotten him to keep it a secret. Something about making it up to him for something Gabriel had done when they first arrived at Alexandria.

Anyway, a large reason you didn’t want Rick to know, was because you two shared a room. You were happy to almost always get away with things at night (you tried not to be too loud) and not have anyone know. It was nice. Until one particular day.

Rick and Michonne go out on Wednesday mornings to scavenge, so you two took advantage of the time you had..and got to it. It wasn’t really anything crazy, your morning sex was usually romantic and sweet. It’s not like you were going at it like animals.

One week, they’d left a bit earlier so in your mind, you were able to get some extra time.

“Oh fuck-” You spoke breathlessly, he was under the blanket eating you out. Something about the way he was ruthlessly lapping at your clit made you realize that today’s morning sex wouldn’t be so romantic. He began to move upwards and start kissing up your body hungrily. He started to place harsh kisses all around your neck, leaving small bruises around as well. “You’re so perfect.” He mumbled against your neck.

The next thing you know, he’s sitting up with your legs between his knees. He flips you over on your stomach and lifts your hips up so you’re arched for him how he wants. You giggle at his sudden movements and you’re surprised by him literally shoving himself inside of you.

“Oh-” You moan loudly, surprising yourself and immediately slapping your hand over your mouth. He began thrusting himself in and out of you with no plan on stopping. That was until the door beside your guys’ bed suddenly opened. It opened just enough so Rick could see you and your back, Carl’s arms and his face.

Your eyes go wide and once he realizes what was happening, Rick quickly shuts the door, catching Carl’s attention which causes him to stop. “What the hell was that?” He asked, his hands still resting at your hips. “Your fucking dad.” You pull away from him and Carl sits there sort of astonished. “W-wait he saw?” He covers himself with the blanket and you move to find your underwear and shorts.

“Not everything, just me I hope. He didn’t open the door open too much.” You pull up your underwear and scramble around for your shorts which Carl pulled from under the blanket he was using to cover himself. “What’s scary is that you didn’t stop.”

You throw him his own clothes which were on the floor and he feels somewhat upset he didn’t realize the door had opened. He was too busy fucking you. “Well it’s kinda hard to focus on stopping when I’m in the middle of something.” He says defensively, pulling up his boxers and sweatpants. You plop on the bed, dropping your head to your hands while he found a shirt to wear. After seeing how worried you were, he walked over and kissed the top of your head.

“Don’t stress out okay? It’ll be fine, worst comes to worst he’ll take the room away but we’ll work our way around it.” He reassured. Maybe he’s right. This didn’t have to be such a big deal. If Carl didn’t make it one, you wouldn’t either.

“Care to knock? What the hell?” You both were now in the kitchen, Carl was scolding Rick who was standing with Michonne and Maggie at the island. You were standing behind him quietly. “Well I thought we were way past knockin. Plus we got home early.” Rick sort of laughs, seeming unfazed. Your eyebrows furrow at this and he notices. “What, you thought we didn’t know about what goes on in there at night?”

You look to Michonne and Maggie who were both sort of smiling at you. “What?” You asked peeved. “I mean…you’re not exactly the quietest.” Michonne reasons. Your face is flushed and you’re super embarrassed, it doesn’t help that when you turn you realize both Glenn and Daryl had been in the room as well, you just hadn’t noticed. Glenn sort of giggles at you, Daryl just…is Daryl. “Oh shit.” You mutter to yourself, hiding your face in your hands and Carl just stands there annoyed as hell.

“They’re not wrong though you are quite loud.” He says quietly, slightly teasing you over a conversation you’d had many times before, he always made fun of you for being so vocal, even though he loved it. You look up from your hands just to give him a pissed off glare. You give him a shove to the shoulder and make your way back upstairs.

“Fuck off.”

a/n: sorry guys for this HAHAHA idk how smutty anon wanted this request but they got smut..sorry pookie :| ANYWAY i hope you all enjoyed, currently deciding on closing my requests cause im gettin a shit ton but we’ll figure that out later!!! love you bye!!!

tag list: @zomb-1-egutzz @evilnight07 @ilikestrawberriesandwomen

[saizun]

seacore teapots. ˚｡𖦹 𓆝𓆟 𖦹° ‧𓇼𓂃  🐚. 

[when-sanpape-arts]

repressed gay bear in my dnd podcast? it's more likely than you think.

[sacreblugh]

i got my wisdom teeth removed n I feel like caca!

[zwampp]

introducing: the st cassian chamber choir from Uranium City, saskatchewan. 🎢🌀

And some close ups!!

[fallbhind]

imagine logan (howlett) found reader’s diary and found out that reader has an w obsession with choking

-🌀 (currently going through logan howlett / wolverine phase.)

he would be so mean about it too, wrapping his hand around your throat, "dirty little girl fuckin—" he gritted his teeth as he help you rock your hips on his cock, "—writin' bout your kinky little fantasies."

"this what you wanted ain't it, so stop crying." he hissed against your ear. you let out tiny little hiccups as you gasped for air, gripping his shoulder like it was your life line.

"'m sorry." you cried against his shoulder, the overstimulated pushing you over the edge. (how cruel) after futile attempts to push him yourself off of him, one hand just grabbed your hip, and the other one gripped tighter around your neck, pulling a whimper was tears kept ebbing at your waterline, your tear-filled eyes making it hard to see and even harder to breath as logan's lips crashed onto yours.

"damn right your sorry." he growled, his teeth barred as dipped his head nearing your neck, taking a good ol bite of it, feeling the pleasure of you clenching around him.

"'m so close—" you cried out, but dirty girls don't get their reward. so instead? he pulls you off of him, lighting he pre-rolled joint, as he smoked the joint, jerking himself off slowly.

maybe now you'll remember not to write your dirty fantasies in a diary.

[mockingjaylad]

Day 4: Haunting

Day 1 Day 2 Day 3 Day 5 Day 6 Day 7 Day 8 Day 9 Day 10

[itsfavvn]

braids

[cloudyszz]

thinking about nerdy guys trying to study with you <33

nerdy subs who had a slight crush on you… he didn’t want to admit to it at first but came to the conclusion that he does. Then when y'all had a test coming up and you asked for help. Of course he was going to say yes!!!

nerdy subs who was mostly focused on how your big your body was and how you could tower over him . Then without knowing, he rubs his thighs together lost in his thoughts

Nerdy subs still not paying attention to you explaining the concepts to him and he’s just blabbering “ yes” and “ uh-huh ” and you knew he wasn’t listening so you then moved his body closer to you Holding his thighs slightly apart “Cute… looks like someone has a little crush on me ” you said taking note of how hard he was

Nerdy Subs who can only whimper in a submissive response he wants you so badly, especially the way he’s rolling his hips around your hands “Please ~ ” he says begging starting to wrap his arms around your neck and giving it small kisses.

Nerdy Subs who’s now on your lap while you’re jerking him off as he's holding on to the table for dear life. He didn’t expect it to be so dirty. You had to cover his mouth though due to how loud and high-pitched his moans were, it’s a shame how you couldn’t just fuck him on the table.

Shoving your fingers into his mouth you whispered into his ear “You need to keep quiet baby or I won’t let you cum ”. After you said that you then looked down to see cum on your fingers.

" so I was right you are a slut- ”

possibly? Geto, zhongli, Gepard, Dr Ratio, Dang Heng, your favs! (also this is my first time writing smut so sorry if it sounds weird)