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[jhosuakrizto]

[apollotronica]

Does your country(? culture?) celebrate halloween? Like do you do it? The costume and candies and stuffs? We don't have it here

yeah :] i dont have a costume yet though and i think most people my age dont care enough to dress up but yeah we have halloween

[expfcultragreen]

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😭 a good president

[mrssparkles]

Nothing just America Shouting

[blkmagicwoahman]

Congratulations to the Final 3 in the Women's 100m 🏃🏾‍♀️

Julien Alfred

10.72 🥇🇱🇨

Julien Alfred makes history by winning St. Lucia’s first-ever Olympic medal, clocking a lifetime best of 10.72

Sha'Carri Richardson

10.87🥈🇺🇲

Mellissa Jefferson

10.92 🥉🇺🇸

💜💜💜 CONGRATS LADIES 💜💜💜

[crazyasscountrygirl]

Thank you🇺🇸❤️🇺🇲

[thescaryhyperfem]

he may have lost his legs, arms and skin but he is never too weak to be a true American. 🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇸

(this is a joke don't maul me please)

[greattigerssimp]

PO boxers (my AU) and what their sponsors would be!

Because ain't no way the babygirls are living in NY on a single paycheck. Sell out time! (Also for my rp with @vampirtulpe )

Glass Joe 🇫🇷 🥐

- Typically partners with smaller bakeries that he frequents

- They reward him with free pastries and coffee in return for companionship

- When Joe first came to NY, he thought Panera Bread was a small indie bakery... oh how he was wrong and made fun of for it.

Von Kaiser 🇩🇪🔩

- Very cautious about partnering with anyone, mainly because of the whole ordeal with Soda

- Did exactly one commercial with some hardware company and then dipped

- His boxing class absolutely adored that commercial though, they were like "omggg Mr. Kaiser I saw you on the television yesterday!!1!"

Disco Kid 🇺🇲 🕺

- His sponsor is actually the radio station His dad owns

- In fact that radio station actually promotes most of the WVBA... but especially Disco Kid in particular

King Hippo 🏝 🦛

- No sponsors

- Created a blender once to sell it

- His blendah sucks

Piston Hondo 🇯🇵 🥊

- Will happily promote any small business he stumbles upon or that reach out to him

- This includes that boxercise class Heike owns

- Brings an unnatural amount of energy into each commercial, you'd swear he was on something

Bear Hugger 🇨🇦 🐻

- Partnered with this one syrup brand (ofc)

- So intertwined with them, Spruce is dead ahh the mascot of the brand now.

- Puts a secret environmental message into each ad he does

Great Tiger 🇮🇳🐅

- Not really a partnership, but he used to collab with multiple rap artists

- The deal was he'd get to sing at least two lines, or else he's not promoting the song

- Nowadays he'll just do a random gig if he needs extra cash

Don Flamenco 🇪🇸 🥀

- Does perfume and men's clothing commercials

- Bro is basically making tv-friendly thirst traps

- He actually loves doing them, but Carmen only let's him do them once per month

Aran Ryan 🇮🇪 😈

- Did a singular ad for some energy drink...

- Long story short, he got fired, the set burnt down, and 4 people landed in the hospital

- Yeah no one wants his smelly redhead ass

Soda Popinski 🇷🇺 🍾

- Soooo that whole fiasco with the corrupt Vodka company... yeah.

- Thankfully Macho Man helped him break off from the company

- No longer does any partnerships

Bald Bull 🇹🇷 🐂

- No sponsors, doesn't want any

- He's happy with what he's got

- He doesn't work well with others

Super Macho Man 🇺🇸 🌊

- Dude has done adverts for everyone and everything...

- Body care, cars, energy drinks, Hippos blender's... you name it, he's probably done it. Dude is a walking advert.

- Shares his promotional money with Soda

Mr. Sandman 💤 🟢

- Partnered with the WVBA

- Helps sell WVBA merchandise such as action figures, clothes... even events.

- Isn't allowed to interact with anyone or anything else...

(This was a cringy idea, I'm sorry ;-; )

[justbeingnamaste]

SUCKER PUNCH SOMEBODY ON A SIDEWALK CAR JACK AN OLD LADY AT A RED LIGHT PULL A GUN ON THE OWNER OF A LIQUOR STORE YA THINK IT’S COOL WELL ACT A FOOL IF YA LIKE CUSS OUT A COP SPIT IN HIS FACE STOMP ON THE FLAG AND LIGHT IT UP YEAH YA THINK YOU’RE TOUGH

WELL TRY THAT IN A SMALL TOWN SEE HOW FAR YA MAKE IT DOWN THE ROAD ‘ROUND HERE WE TAKE CARE OF OUR OWN YOU CROSS THAT LINE IT WON’T TAKE LONG FOR YOU TO FIND OUT I RECOMMEND YOU DON’T TRY THAT IN A SMALL TOWN

GOT A GUN THAT MY GRANDDAD GAVE ME THEY SAY ONE DAY THEY’RE GONNA ROUND UP WELL THAT SHIT MIGHT FLY IN THE CITY GOOD LUCK

TRY THAT IN A SMALL TOWN SEE HOW FAR YOU MAKE IT DOWN THE ROAD ‘ROUND HERE WE TAKE CARE OF OUR OWN YOU CROSS THAT LINE IT WON’T TAKE LONG FOR YOU TO FIND OUT I RECOMMEND YOU DON’T TRY THAT IN A SMALL TOWN

FULL OF GOOD OL BOYS, RAISED UP RIGHT IF YOU’RE LOOKING FOR A FIGHT TRY THAT IN A SMALL TOWN TRY THAT IN A SMALL TOWN

TRY THAT IN A SMALL TOWN SEE HOW FAR YOU MAKE IT DOWN THE ROAD ‘ROUND HERE WE TAKE CARE OF OUR OWN YOU CROSS THAT LINE IT WON’T TAKE LONG FOR YOU TO FIND OUT I RECOMMEND YOU DON’T TRY THAT IN A SMALL TOWN TRY THAT IN A SMALL TOWN TRY THAT IN A SMALL TOWN

[eldritch-ace]

CAN WE GET SOME MACNAMANDER UP IN HERE 🔥 pretty please 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲 i love those americans

First request let’s go!!! Shout out to these middle aged gay Americans! 🦅🇺🇸

My love for Xander is immense, he deserves his win as strongest normal person in the Hatchetverse. I like to believe they recommend books to each other and just read silently together during their breaks <3

Original Request Post

[stonelovesbeer]

I'm very proud to be an American!!

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇲🍻🍻🍻🍻

[rwbthunder]

The freebird knows 🇺🇸 🇺🇲

[blkmagicwoahman]

Simone Biles 🇺🇲

59.131 🥇

Rebeca Andrade 🇧🇷

57.932 🥈

Sunisa Lee 🇺🇸

56.465 🥉

Top 3 Champs of the 2024 Olympic Gymnastics Women's All-Around

[crazyasscountrygirl]

To all past, present and future Military God bless you and Thank you for your service.

🇺🇲 🙏🇺🇸