#𝓐 𝓵𝓲𝓯𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓷𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓵𝓪𝓾𝓰𝓱𝓽𝓮𝓻 [Emi]

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@erxsxre asked: Red flag: everything. Green flag: None. (At Emi)

"Who me? Red flags? You sure you're not just mistaking orange for red?"

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erxsxre asked: "With all due respect, which is none" @Emi

"Doesn't that statement kind of cancel itself out? How can respect be given if there's none there to begin with?" Leave it to her to overanalyze one of his traditional sarcastic remarks, knowing fine well exactly what he meant by it as well. However, it wouldn't be one of their conversations had she not.

"Come oooonn, Eraser! It wouldn't kill you to crack a smile once and a while!"

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Anonymous asked: Anon voice: put a whoopee cushion on Erasers chair. @emi

"Done and done" She's off to do just that, a bright yellow whoopee cushion with her signature smiley face printed on the front of it, carefully placed on his chair waiting for its victim to have a seat. Would she regret it later? Nah.

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"Joke police? No such thing. Unless you count Eraser... But I can't tell if he's the joke police or the Pun-secutor... It's like a prosecutor but for puns."

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Anonymous asked: “  no hospitals.  ” (To Ms. Jokes From @penandswords )

The streets had gotten a little chaotic, an attack from a minor villain so suddenly when everything was so calm started, a similar effect to ants scattering if you picked up a rock. Although the damage was minimal, there was still enough bits and fragments that could have caused injury, sadly enough, no matter how careful she had been to avoid having them hit anyone, seems the inevitable took place.

Once everything was said and done, the perp in question incapacitated clutching their stomach and rolling on the pavement groaning and moaning in discomfort from the amount of involuntary laughter pouring out of them. For good measure, she did manage to shackle them to a street post until the authorities could handle him, now kneeling beside the young woman, looking her over to assess the damage.

"I'm all for trying to power through the pain, kid, but that was a nasty smack...I don't think brushing it off is a good idea.. Is there anyone I can call? Somewhere I can take you? What if I went with you?" Emi was never very good with things like this.. And it showed.

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Anonymous asked: Rima quietly wanders over to Emi, and softly tries to nudge her into the foam pit. (From @penandswords ;) To Emi.)

The nudge knocked her off balance for a moment from not hearing the other approach, falling a step or two forward before turning to look at her. It didn't take but a second to figure out what she was trying to do, who was she to deny her!? Joke's massive ear to ear grin finding her face.

"Oh no the pit!!" Off she goes, into the pit, cackling away as she buries herself into the colorful foam.

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@voice-quirked asked: We're stuck in here [emi]

Send "We're stuck in here!" for our muses to be stuck in a small space together~

Oh dear.. Well that wasn't good now was it? The only reason she pulled him into this cramped storage room to talk to begin with was because he was acting a touch out of the ordinary, a bit disoriented, and she didn't want to draw attention to it where people could see them. Was this some sort of universal punishment for trying to keep a low profile?!

A gloved hand fumbled the knob of the heavy metal door, but it wasn't budging. A subtle wiggle but not much more, it must have been an automatic lock.

"Yeah.. Yeah I would say that's accurate... Um.. What do we do now?!"

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So this song is definitely part of both Emi's and Odette's playlists! Especially Odette's! Whenever they are feeling low or not their best, this is something that they both blast in their ears and it's almost an instant cheer up/ motivator!!

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@voice-quirked asked: For Ms Joke: Smiley

"I love it! Keeping it, slapping a stamp on it!"

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─ romantic gestures. bold what applies to your muse , italicize if there's potential / it depends.

holding hands · buying flowers · cooking · cuddles · writing a poem / song · holding door open · tying shoe laces · sharing a milkshake with two straws · offering their jacket when it's cold· kissing in the rain · publicly confessing love · long walks at the beach · doing the titanic pose on a boat · taking cute pictures in a photo booth · sharing a taxi / uber · kissing the back of their hand · slow dancing · getting tickets of their favorite artist / sports team / other · introducing them to their parents · lighting candles · flower petals on bed · love letters · star gazing · brushing / doing their hair · picnics · teaching them to play an instrument / sport while gently guiding their hands · compliments · late night drives · taking selfies together · drawing them · self-made gifts · massages · proposing with a family heirloom ring · lending them their favorite book to read· paying for dinner / coffee · mixtapes / playlists · surprise birthday parties · feeding them · handing them keys to their apartment · making space in drawer for their clothes when they stay over · sharing a blanket · couple costumes · tucking a hair strand behind their ear · running after them at the airport / keeping them from leaving · moving cities to be together · blowing a kiss · breakfast in bed · defending them in a fight (verbally / physically) · joint bubble baths · dropping the L-bomb ("i love you") · dedicating a song at the karaoke bar to them · wearing their clothes · yawning before putting an arm around them while watching a movie · granting them the last bite (from meal)

Tagged by: @erxsxre <3 <3 <3 Thank you so much hun!!

Tagging: @the-expatriate, @daxghterofdxrkness, @voice-quirked Or anyone else who would like to do this!!! <3

holding hands · buying flowers · cooking · cuddles · writing a poem / song · holding door open · tying shoe laces · sharing a milkshake with two straws · offering their jacket when it's cold· kissing in the rain · publicly confessing love · long walks at the beach · doing the titanic pose on a boat · taking cute pictures in a photo booth · sharing a taxi / uber · kissing the back of their hand · slow dancing · getting tickets of their favorite artist / sports team / other · introducing them to their parents · lighting candles · flower petals on bed · love letters · star gazing · brushing / doing their hair · picnics · teaching them to play an instrument / sport while gently guiding their hands · compliments · late night drives · taking selfies together · drawing them · self-made gifts · massages · proposing with a family heirloom ring · lending them their favorite book to read· paying for dinner / coffee · mixtapes / playlists · surprise birthday parties · feeding them · handing them keys to their apartment · making space in drawer for their clothes when they stay over · sharing a blanket · couple costumes · tucking a hair strand behind their ear · running after them at the airport / keeping them from leaving · moving cities to be together · blowing a kiss · breakfast in bed · defending them in a fight (verbally / physically) · joint bubble baths · dropping the L-bomb ("i love you") · dedicating a song at the karaoke bar to them · wearing their clothes · yawning before putting an arm around them while watching a movie · granting them the last bite (from meal)

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voice-quirked asked:

Character building questions for Ms joke, #2, 3 and 5

2. How loosely or strictly do they use the word "Friend"?

As excitable as she can be, seeming friendly with everyone she could possibly come across, if she calls you her friend she means it with her whole being. She's typically pretty blunt when it comes to the titles she gives people "Acquaintance", "Co-worker", "Old Pal", but if she says the actual word friend? She means it.

3. How often do they show their genuine emotions to others versus just the audience knowing?

This is one thing that Emi takes very seriously is keeping her emotions under wraps, she's the smile hero, a symbol of positivity and warm feelings, if she were to show anything else what hope would that leave? Even with people that she's close with, she will force herself to smile, covering up emotion even if only to keep people from worrying about her. That's not to say she never shows anything to anyone, but she has to be incredibly comfortable with you before she will let that smile fall off her face, if not reassured that it won't get out that she let it falter without her mask to cover it up.

5. Can they cry on demand? If so what do they think about to make it happen? This is one thing she cannot do! She's tried, she has really really tried, but she just can't bring herself to do it! Most of the time she ends up laughing at her own horribly failed attempt.

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"Oh it is ON you two!"

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@penandswords Rima booped for a starter!

"Did you know there's a whole shop dedicated to hot sauces, dried peppers, and pretty much ANYTHING hot related? With as much spicy stuff as you consume, I'm sure you could do some damage in that store! There's even a salsa in there that literally has a warning label with two skulls!"

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Of all my muses, Emi and Odette are definitely the Disney song girls. Both of them know the songs very well, and could probably tell you what song is what just listening to the beginning of it. If Odette could sing along with them, she absolutely would, but Emi does with no hesitation. And this song is absolutely part of their playlists!

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spoopydidit asked: ❈ - ideal birthday

'My birthday is typically pretty cold, so I'm more than happy to have a night curled up somewhere warm, I don't usually celebrate outside of getting a cupcake and candle, and a tuna can for Monroe'

"My birthday is also cold, but I am always down for a good dinner out with really good company! Maybe a few drinks if we are feeling froggy enough, but a few good laughs, passing around funny stories, and just having one heck of a time at a hot pot place? Amazing! The more that want to come the merrier!"

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voice-quirked asked: ☂ - bridal style. [For Emi]

pick my muse up! Meme

It was no secret that Emi had quite the stamina. Even after the most extensive, physically demanding fights she always seemed to keep going strong, keeping that hyperactive energy that she seemed to have a copious amount of. But this time? This time she'd overdone herself, an incredibly rare occurrence of her actually having to sit down on the curb far off to the side after the fight, her chest heaving to try and catch her breath as authorities were handling taking away the villains that gave the small woman a run for her money.

She hadn't heard him approach, though to be fair she hadn't even really been paying attention since she figured she was far enough on the sidelines not to be noticed. When the cool, course feeling of the pavement could no longer be felt beneath her, replaced by a gentle embrace and a careful cradle of an arm under her knees and a hand on her back, that's when teal eyes shot up to meet her own reflection in a familiar, yet unexpected, pair of sunglasses.

"Huh? Mic?" Her tone was calm, curious, clear that she wasn't sure how to respond considering he'd never done anything like this before.