#𝓐 𝓵𝓲𝓯𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓷𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓵𝓪𝓾𝓰𝓱𝓽𝓮𝓻 [𝓘𝓒]

[welcxmetxthechaxs]

"If that little stunt doesn't get him FOAMing at the mouth I don't know what will!!" Oh she is absolutely going to need to go running for the hills for that one if she ever wants her feet to touch the ground again.

[jxkesonyxu]

"Hey! I resent that!"

[welcxmetxthechaxs]

"Joke police? No such thing. Unless you count Eraser... But I can't tell if he's the joke police or the Pun-secutor... It's like a prosecutor but for puns."

[welcxmetxthechaxs]

erxsxre asked: -Pushes Emi into the foam pit-

Oh she's more then happy to be shoved into the pit, even going as far as doing a whole canon ball on the way down with loud, exhilarated laugher as she descends.

"Hey!! I was even behaving today what gives?!"

[welcxmetxthechaxs]

Anonymous asked: Are you a worm?

'Last I checked...? No?'

"I'd hope not! From what I hear they fight pretty dirt-y! HA!"

Well that one certainly earned a gruff groan from the mute from somewhere in the background

[jxkesonyxu]

"How are you guys going to tell jokes and not invite me in on the fun!? I'm really feline these cat jokes, you guys are in fur a good laugh!"

[jxkesonyxu]

"One of my students asked me to watch their pumpkin while they went out of town, and I told them I would gourd it with my life."

[jxkesonyxu]

erxsxre asked: "A cobweb table runner seems excessive."

"And you wonder why they don't ask you to decorate for events and holidays! If you think this is excessive, wait until I pull out the fake spiders to attach to it!"

[jxkesonyxu]

@erxsxre asked: “I was thinking we could hand out tooth brushes instead of candy this year.”

"And I'm thinking you're asking for your door to get covered in eggs and toilet paper when you're not around." Her facial expression twisted from her usual grin to a look of questioning sanity. He would want to hand out the least fun thing on a holiday made for spooky entertainment and sugar comas.

"Come on, Shouta, that's so boring! Halloween is most kids' favorite holiday next to Christmas! They get to go out with their friends, have a good time, dress up, and actually have a pass to get as many sweets as they can handle, and you want to be about as wild and crazy as a dentist's office?"

[jxkesonyxu]

@erxsxre asked: “If this is a preview of what’s to come…”

"Awe come on, Eraser, that joke wasn't even my best work!" Emi jested, giving him a playful nudge to the side with her elbow. Things had gotten a touch chaotic with the rise of the League, during that time tension and nerves were incredibly high. Something she aimed to help keep to a minimum the best she could, the best way she knew how, trying to help people smile.

"Besides, I promised I would keep it to a dull roar tonight, I didn't forget."

[jxkesonyxu]

@erxsxre asked: Writes: -Please shut up- On her forehead.

"Good one, Shouta! Now you're starting to let that sense of humor poke through! But I think we both know that's not going to happen!"

[jxkesonyxu]

"I heard this New Year was supposed to be a blast, hopefully nobody...Drops the ball!"

[jxkesonyxu]

"Hey! What kind of villain doesn't like cows?! NoMoo!!"

[jxkesonyxu]

"Not sure if I should be concerned or impressed that he's able to fold those that small..."