#𝓐 𝓵𝓲𝓯𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓷𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓵𝓪𝓾𝓰𝓱𝓽𝓮𝓻 [𝓘𝓒]

[welcxmetxthechaxs]

"If that little stunt doesn't get him FOAMing at the mouth I don't know what will!!" Oh she is absolutely going to need to go running for the hills for that one if she ever wants her feet to touch the ground again.

[jxkesonyxu]

"Hey! I resent that!"

[welcxmetxthechaxs]

"Joke police? No such thing. Unless you count Eraser... But I can't tell if he's the joke police or the Pun-secutor... It's like a prosecutor but for puns."

[welcxmetxthechaxs]

erxsxre asked: -Pushes Emi into the foam pit-

Oh she's more then happy to be shoved into the pit, even going as far as doing a whole canon ball on the way down with loud, exhilarated laugher as she descends.

"Hey!! I was even behaving today what gives?!"

[welcxmetxthechaxs]

Anonymous asked: Are you a worm?

'Last I checked...? No?'

"I'd hope not! From what I hear they fight pretty dirt-y! HA!"

Well that one certainly earned a gruff groan from the mute from somewhere in the background

[welcxmetxthechaxs]

A rare afternoon with no patrol?! All her work for her class had been caught up on?! And it was an absolutely beautiful afternoon? There was no way on earth that she was going to pass up an opportunity like this to get out and just enjoy the day for as long as she could.

As usual, Emi was all beaming smiles as she strolled down the sidewalks of Musutafu, waving at anyone who had acknowledged her, cracking a few jokes with a few civilians if they'd stopped her to say hello. As much as a lot of the other heroes seemed to detest being stopped on their rare chances off, the smile hero never seemed to mind if it meant spreading a little joy! Even if she was dressed down the public didn't seem to care either way.

Once she managed to slip away to a more quiet and peaceful strip of backroad, she let out a calming sigh through her nostrils, basking in the brief moment of silence and just soaking in the sounds of the birds, the breeze on her face, and...the sudden smack she received directly on top of her head?!

"Y'ouch!!" Came the sudden outcry of the small woman, her hand coming up to rest atop of impact area and rubbing it to ease the sting. Teal eyes slowly drifted to the ground in front of her feet, eyeballing what had just attempted to knock her out cold. A single chicken wing lay on the pavement before her, bringing a whole new meaning to the phrase someone losing their lunch.

"Man, I know Japan can have some strange weather, but raining chicken? I'm smelling fowl play here..." Shame nobody was around to hear that one.. Or so she thought.

Signs from above

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[jxkesonyxu]

"How are you guys going to tell jokes and not invite me in on the fun!? I'm really feline these cat jokes, you guys are in fur a good laugh!"

[jxkesonyxu]

"One of my students asked me to watch their pumpkin while they went out of town, and I told them I would gourd it with my life."

[jxkesonyxu]

erxsxre asked: "A cobweb table runner seems excessive."

"And you wonder why they don't ask you to decorate for events and holidays! If you think this is excessive, wait until I pull out the fake spiders to attach to it!"

[jxkesonyxu]

@erxsxre asked: “I was thinking we could hand out tooth brushes instead of candy this year.”

"And I'm thinking you're asking for your door to get covered in eggs and toilet paper when you're not around." Her facial expression twisted from her usual grin to a look of questioning sanity. He would want to hand out the least fun thing on a holiday made for spooky entertainment and sugar comas.

"Come on, Shouta, that's so boring! Halloween is most kids' favorite holiday next to Christmas! They get to go out with their friends, have a good time, dress up, and actually have a pass to get as many sweets as they can handle, and you want to be about as wild and crazy as a dentist's office?"

[jxkesonyxu]

@erxsxre asked: “If this is a preview of what’s to come…”

"Awe come on, Eraser, that joke wasn't even my best work!" Emi jested, giving him a playful nudge to the side with her elbow. Things had gotten a touch chaotic with the rise of the League, during that time tension and nerves were incredibly high. Something she aimed to help keep to a minimum the best she could, the best way she knew how, trying to help people smile.

"Besides, I promised I would keep it to a dull roar tonight, I didn't forget."

[jxkesonyxu]

@erxsxre asked: Writes: -Please shut up- On her forehead.

"Good one, Shouta! Now you're starting to let that sense of humor poke through! But I think we both know that's not going to happen!"

[welcxmetxthechaxs]

spoopydidit asked: ❈ - ideal birthday

'My birthday is typically pretty cold, so I'm more than happy to have a night curled up somewhere warm, I don't usually celebrate outside of getting a cupcake and candle, and a tuna can for Monroe'

"My birthday is also cold, but I am always down for a good dinner out with really good company! Maybe a few drinks if we are feeling froggy enough, but a few good laughs, passing around funny stories, and just having one heck of a time at a hot pot place? Amazing! The more that want to come the merrier!"

[welcxmetxthechaxs]

Anonymous asked: “Can’t sleep?” [@voice-quirked anon cause on wrong blog]

It wasn't often that Emi found herself wandering the streets at such an ungodly hour. What time was it now? Two? Three in the morning? Even she didn't know at this point, hours felt like minutes, and minutes like seconds as she was lost in her own little world.

Whatever the reason one would put on being unable to sleep; be it the inability to get comfortable, the sheep just weren't jumping bounding over the fence to count, the brain just wouldn't shut down, the sink dripping bugged her too much to sleep, there was a million excuses that she could come up with, none of them exactly true but they worked. At least for her.

A quick break at a lonely led illuminated vending machine in one of the alleyways, she blinked blankly at the drink selections displayed behind thin glass. It wasn't until Zashi's voice rang through the silence and snatched her attention away from the well used machine, teal eyes peering over her shoulder with a thoughtful hum, a sleepy grin soon to follow.

"Same could be asked of you? What brings you to this neck of the woods at this hour?" Pot, meet kettle.

[jxkesonyxu]

"I heard this New Year was supposed to be a blast, hopefully nobody...Drops the ball!"

[jxkesonyxu]

"Hey! What kind of villain doesn't like cows?! NoMoo!!"