#𝓐 𝓵𝓲𝓯𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓷𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓵𝓪𝓾𝓰𝓱𝓽𝓮𝓻 [𝓘𝓒]

[welcxmetxthechaxs]

"If that little stunt doesn't get him FOAMing at the mouth I don't know what will!!" Oh she is absolutely going to need to go running for the hills for that one if she ever wants her feet to touch the ground again.

[jxkesonyxu]

"Hey! I resent that!"

[welcxmetxthechaxs]

"Joke police? No such thing. Unless you count Eraser... But I can't tell if he's the joke police or the Pun-secutor... It's like a prosecutor but for puns."

[welcxmetxthechaxs]

erxsxre asked: -Pushes Emi into the foam pit-

Oh she's more then happy to be shoved into the pit, even going as far as doing a whole canon ball on the way down with loud, exhilarated laugher as she descends.

"Hey!! I was even behaving today what gives?!"

[welcxmetxthechaxs]

Anonymous asked: Are you a worm?

'Last I checked...? No?'

"I'd hope not! From what I hear they fight pretty dirt-y! HA!"

Well that one certainly earned a gruff groan from the mute from somewhere in the background

[welcxmetxthechaxs]

A rare afternoon with no patrol?! All her work for her class had been caught up on?! And it was an absolutely beautiful afternoon? There was no way on earth that she was going to pass up an opportunity like this to get out and just enjoy the day for as long as she could.

As usual, Emi was all beaming smiles as she strolled down the sidewalks of Musutafu, waving at anyone who had acknowledged her, cracking a few jokes with a few civilians if they'd stopped her to say hello. As much as a lot of the other heroes seemed to detest being stopped on their rare chances off, the smile hero never seemed to mind if it meant spreading a little joy! Even if she was dressed down the public didn't seem to care either way.

Once she managed to slip away to a more quiet and peaceful strip of backroad, she let out a calming sigh through her nostrils, basking in the brief moment of silence and just soaking in the sounds of the birds, the breeze on her face, and...the sudden smack she received directly on top of her head?!

"Y'ouch!!" Came the sudden outcry of the small woman, her hand coming up to rest atop of impact area and rubbing it to ease the sting. Teal eyes slowly drifted to the ground in front of her feet, eyeballing what had just attempted to knock her out cold. A single chicken wing lay on the pavement before her, bringing a whole new meaning to the phrase someone losing their lunch.

"Man, I know Japan can have some strange weather, but raining chicken? I'm smelling fowl play here..." Shame nobody was around to hear that one.. Or so she thought.

Signs from above

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[jxkesonyxu]

"How are you guys going to tell jokes and not invite me in on the fun!? I'm really feline these cat jokes, you guys are in fur a good laugh!"

[jxkesonyxu]

"One of my students asked me to watch their pumpkin while they went out of town, and I told them I would gourd it with my life."

[jxkesonyxu]

erxsxre asked: "A cobweb table runner seems excessive."

"And you wonder why they don't ask you to decorate for events and holidays! If you think this is excessive, wait until I pull out the fake spiders to attach to it!"

[jxkesonyxu]

@erxsxre asked: “I was thinking we could hand out tooth brushes instead of candy this year.”

"And I'm thinking you're asking for your door to get covered in eggs and toilet paper when you're not around." Her facial expression twisted from her usual grin to a look of questioning sanity. He would want to hand out the least fun thing on a holiday made for spooky entertainment and sugar comas.

"Come on, Shouta, that's so boring! Halloween is most kids' favorite holiday next to Christmas! They get to go out with their friends, have a good time, dress up, and actually have a pass to get as many sweets as they can handle, and you want to be about as wild and crazy as a dentist's office?"

[jxkesonyxu]

@erxsxre asked: “If this is a preview of what’s to come…”

"Awe come on, Eraser, that joke wasn't even my best work!" Emi jested, giving him a playful nudge to the side with her elbow. Things had gotten a touch chaotic with the rise of the League, during that time tension and nerves were incredibly high. Something she aimed to help keep to a minimum the best she could, the best way she knew how, trying to help people smile.

"Besides, I promised I would keep it to a dull roar tonight, I didn't forget."

[jxkesonyxu]

@erxsxre asked: Writes: -Please shut up- On her forehead.

"Good one, Shouta! Now you're starting to let that sense of humor poke through! But I think we both know that's not going to happen!"

[jxkesonyxu]

"I heard this New Year was supposed to be a blast, hopefully nobody...Drops the ball!"

[jxkesonyxu]

"Hey! What kind of villain doesn't like cows?! NoMoo!!"

[jxkesonyxu]

"Not sure if I should be concerned or impressed that he's able to fold those that small..."

[jxkesonyxu]

That wasn't exactly a yes, but it certainly wasn't a no. Was she actually giving him an idea he would consider!? Was she breaking him?! Emi was absolutely going to chalk this one down in the books as a day to remember where he didn't shoot her down almost immediately!

Leaning back on her palms on the railing behind her, the woman let out a laugh at his usual inquiries of the logic behind things.

"Come on, Eraser, they are just kids after all, with more classes than just yours that they need to cram for. Just like us, they have bad days, too. They can study for hours and still feel like they could have done better than what they did, and if they're willing to want to correct themselves, doesn't that say something about not only their desire to be and do better, but also how important to them it is if they're actually handing it in?"

He scowled a little at the thought, mulling it over for a moment, it wasn't a bad idea so to speak, but he also wasn't too fond of giving out free chances, you either made it or you didn't and if you didn't the result spoke for itself, expulsion, he was after all notorious for it, regardless of the fact he used it as a motivator or more so, threat to get his students to perform at their best.

"What is the logic in that?"

He grumbled back at the enthusiastic nature of her proposal, hands stuffed into his pockets and shoulders hunched as high as his ears like usual, the fact he hadn't said no off the bat was a good sign however and he was considering it.