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[kirexa]

NEW !!! SNAKE DISCOVERED

ITS CALLED THE LIMESTONE EYELASH PIT VIPER. THAT iS SO CUTE. ITS SO PRETTY

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[dykebeckett]

sometimes a video game with a bad story has a good secret story that you can unlock if you pretend the bad parts aren’t there and make up a bunch of stuff

[baambastic]

I see your “Apollo agreed so easily because he doesn’t care about Odysseus” and raise you “the god of prophecy knows that Odysseus is going to make it home, so he’s not going to make much of an effort to stop him.”

[eldrtchmn]

Messmer, The Impaler

[blondwhxrewrites]

ꨄ Mattheo with a shy girlfriend is literally the best thing to ever exist AND I WILL DIE UPON THAT FUCKING HILL 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

ꨄ He's walking to his class one day when you accidentally stumble into him. Of course, you're just so embarrassed. I mean, this was THE Mattheo Riddle, son of the dark lord and one of the most attractive boys in the school. While you're busy apologizing and scrambling to get your things, he's just staring at you absolutely stricken by your beauty and presence. He almost wants to cry when you run away from him because—HOLY SHIT HOW DID HE NOT KNOW YOU EXISTED UP UNTIL THAT MOMENT?!

ꨄ He is instantly going to Pansy and asking about you after that incident. Literally is so pressed when she doesn't know anything about you. Now he has to do all the work and by that, he means stalking you and learning everything about you 🙄

ꨄ Congratulations you now have a stalker 🎉

ꨄ But seriously he has a few uhh... interesting ways of getting to know you 😃 It's a bit creepy and obsessive but he means well.

ꨄ The more he learns about you, the more he falls for you. He notes all your little, mindless habits. He makes a list of things he knows you like to spoil you in the future. He threatens anyone who treats you badly. He also makes sure no boys try to steal you away from him because there's no way he's gonna lose to some pathetic Ravenclaw. (Caw caw motherfuckers)

ꨄ He knows you're shy, so he takes his time when it comes to actually interacting with you. At first, it's just little interactions, like smiling and waving at you or holding the door for you. Then he's starting conversations with you, and interacting with the very few friends you have. He wiggles his way into your life like a little worm. HE'S IN IT FOR THE LONG GAME GIRLS

ꨄ He would literally condition you into being comfortable with his touch, like touching your shoulder and hands a little when he's talking to you, or subtly wrapping his arm around you when you two are walking. This motherfucker is so subtle—it's not even funny

ꨄ Praises you whenever he can, and he loves the way you get so shy and giddy whenever he does. He knows you are giggling and kicking your feet 🤭

ꨄ He tells Theo and Draco about you, and it gets to the point where the two boys know more about you than your friends. They just want you to get with him already because they are so sick of Mattheo gushing about you whenever he can. They both secretly are happy that Mattheo trusts them enough to be so open to them about his feelings for you

ꨄ When you do get together, Mattheo feels like he is on top of the world. All that hard work paid off, and now he has you in his arms—AND HE AIN'T EVER GONNA LET YOU GO 😤

ꨄ Well, congratulations on becoming Mrs. Riddle!!!

[crystallizsch]

i had a vision is it a good one? that's debatable

[lunathrix]

new elden ring dlc boss stole gwyndolin's fucking snakeboy drip!!!

[geekyfannerd]

"Is that all you got? That's cute~💕" -👑🐍🍎

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[mother-lee]

[art-is-kayos]

Checking up on his commission

[baambastic]

[eldrtchmn]

Messmer sketch

[blondwhxrewrites]

Mattheo wit a bookworm reader?

Nah cause lover boy gets jealous when his princess pays more attention to her books than him 🤭

"So princess—" You shushed him making Mattheo freeze. He stared at you from the doorway, frowning. You laid across your bed, nose buried in your book. "D—Did you just shush me?"

"Yes and I'll do it again if you don't shut up."

He gaped at you, blinking, as he processed your words. There was no way his girlfriend had just told him to shut up. The audacity. "I'm sorry but I don't remember you being the boss of me," he said, walking towards you. He plucked the book from your hands.

"Matty!"

He bookmarked the page and threw it over his shoulder. The book landed down on the wood floor with a thunk. He glared down at you. "Give me attention." You looked at him in disbelief. "Did you seriously just barge into my room, and throw my book, just so you could get affection from me?"

"Yes."

You groaned, rubbing your hand over your face. "And I thought I was needy." You mumbled, opening your arms for him to cuddle in. He smiled immediately collapsing into your arms and letting out a content groan as your comforting warmth surrounded him. He buried his face into your chest, specifically, your cleavage.

You just wanted to read your book.

[epsilonhybrid]

water reminder

[crystallizsch]

i’m telling you the snakes are just Little Guys

>:(

also: the uncolored/original version bc i kinda like this one too and yes this outfit is a mix of his overblot outfit and book 7 dream outfit (+ some creative liberties)