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[fatherrussia-69]

「《Happy Birthday Father R and Updates!》」

Hey Hey! Sorry for the absences, if you've been keeping up with all the updates, you'll know that we've been pretty busy this year and haven't been able to write. o(*￣▽￣*)ブ Yeahhh, School's just been eating up me and Editor T's schedules. 😩���� We've tried finding a good schedule for Father R to write without him getting burnt out and for me and Henchman A to be available to edit, pre-read and add our authornotes, but it's been proving to be difficult. That's why we've just settled for the goal of getting at least 2-3 chapters posted per month. It's not as many as it used to be last year, but working on the weekends seem to be the only saving grace. (￣▽￣)" There's a break coming up for Thanksgiving, so we're going to double-timing that week to try and get things posted. I cannot assure anyone that we'll get a chapter posted, but we'll have definitely made progress. I've also made a bit of a routine when it comes to writing to avoid Writer's block, and I'm proud to say Chapter 61 of SSATW is about 78% ready for posting. RAD Chapter 4 is about 64% but that's only because I haven't figured out the skeletal structure of the chapter yet- ヾ(≧ ▽ ≦)ゝ Anyways, Now that Updates are out of the way, HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY BIG GUY!!! 🥳🎉🎊🎂 Happy Birthday Father R, and thank you @thegenderfluidace for surprising him with this drawing this morning. Hearing him screech in joy was one wake to wake up. Sorry about that- But truthfully, Thank you so much Ace for the drawing!!! Your art is amazing, and whether or not you were able to finish the drawing doesn't ruin the surprise in the slightest. q(≧▽≦q) As per tradition, we went bowling on his birthday and God Damn- 😀💀 I got first place, which isn't surprising. Gutter, after Gutter, After Gutter- ...( ＿ ＿)ノ｜

Ask me how this man got outdone by the NPC (accidentally added another slot so we all just randomly rolled balls down the lane). 🤧🤣 I had a rebirth on my skill tree okay? (┬┬﹏┬┬) You only had 23 points. Everyone else was above 50- Couldn't be me. 🤪😘 Just wait till next year. o(一︿一+)o Anyways, we'll see you guys pretty soon, we have some questions in our Inbox and although the Q&A has long since ended, we will answer a few of them when we can! If you guys have any questions or just want to chat with us, don't be afraid to drop by our inbox and say hello! (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ) ALSO WE REACHED 108 FOLLOWERS ON TUMBLR!! YOU GUYS ARE ABSOLUTELY FUCKING AMAZING!!!! 😍🤩😖

[uswnt5]

“I’m not much of a screamer” was a crazy statement lmao

And the way CP looked at T when she said that🤣

Lmao 💀

[sircantus]

Love that your new au Idea could be added to the pile of works summarized as "Ok so Phill doesn’t handle losing Wilbur very well.." Man loves his son and you gotta respect it, it’s only fair

Bro is a father!! And does NOT cope well with failing to protect the one thing that truly mattered to him above all 🤣🤣💀 he can and will make the world burn for his son

[floridazcrazy]

You know your diss good if it's trending on flipping TUMBLR

[cyberebel]

And yet, he was allowed to flirt with other girls 😒 but became so jealous and protective when a guy approached Evangeline. She didn’t even get to say hi and this apple boy fkn pulled up so quick. 😅���😭🤣🤣💀💀🥰🍎💞

It was just one after another after another he’s fucking relentless PLEASE

[mobius-m-mobius]

Mobius, I know you’re trying to help me, but we should be dealing with the bigger problem here. He Who Remains.

[plistommy]

Steve who doesn’t know Eddie’s actual name is Edward until one night when Wayne gets annoyed by Eddie showing off his guitar skills to Steve in the middle of the night and comes banging to his door with a gruff ”Keep it down, Edward!”

They’d be silent for a while before Steve starts cracking up and Eddie groans at him to shut up.

Steve doesn’t bring the name up often. Only when he’s mad at Eddie or… when he wants to tease him in bed.

He’d moan ”Yes, Edward!” when Eddie fucks him and it would make Eddie pout down at him while he’d laugh his ass off at his boyfriends face.

Eddie would always punish him for it.

Not that Steve minded.

[blackknight-kai]

Let me start saying I love your blog, reblogs and headcanons, truly, all of the above🩷🩷

If you’re comfortable with the question, do you have any for the Destined One with a female virgin reader?

So I wanna say thank you 🫶🫶🫶🫶 I haven’t quite shared my own head canons much but I don’t have any issue sharing them 🫶 others do a much better job of it so I’ve left it to them. But! Your ask comes at a wonderful time as I needed a break from writing a fic 💀 (kill me im up to 20k)

Let’s get after it! Destined One & a female virgin head canons? I’ll give it a shot! There will be a nsfw section below sorry if that’s not your thing. I wasn’t super explicit on body parts etc but let me know if you guys want a Sun Wukong one? I’d try.

If you’re NOT in a relationship yet and he finds out? (Be it you told him outright or it comes out in passing conversation)

He’d would remain expressionless and quiet as usual. Not wanting to make a big deal out of it and remain respectful

But if you look closely you can see him swallowing thickly at the new information

Will NOT treat you differently

He has a LOT of feelings for you and knowing you haven’t shared yourself with someone else, while not a huge deal he’s never really cared one way or another, it’s something he finds himself thinking about often.

It makes him a little hot under the collar sometimes when he looks at you and remembers what you’d said.

NSFW - on the very rare occasions that he takes some time to himself or you’re not around, in the quiet he puts his goal to the side for just a moment and allows himself to think about his wishes and whims. Specially how he’d touch you and make it good for you because you deserve to be treated like you’re special and HE wants to be the one to do it.

If you’re in a relationship and it either came up naturally or during a more…heated moment.

Would absolutely freeze. Like body full on screenshot kinda freeze - only his tail would flick and twitch as he processes

Because honestly it hadn’t occurred to him before but it is NOW. He’s thought of you and making love with you but first or not first hadn’t been a topic of thought

He’d probably internally get flustered and his heart would race ridiculously but on the outside his expression would appear stoic or mildly surprised

Wouldn’t try to pressure you or make a big deal out of it, as though it doesn’t matter one way or another besides making extra sure you’re comfortable

His tail would eventually give him away though as it would be swishing behind him happy and interested as the information settles in his brain

Dude would be first and foremost HONORED If you shared that news with him and were giving him your first

Probably a first for him too ngl. I see him as someone who was so focused on his path that warming another’s bed wasn’t something he was willing to spare time on.

If it’s not a first for him too then it’s not something he’s done often and isn’t an expert

Would definitely thank you for trusting him with sweet reassuring kisses (if they are a little heated don’t blame him too much)

He is respectful! As I said no pressure. No rush. But would the information please him? Yes.

Definitely adds fire to his belly because HE will be your first

Sends a note of possession through him not because he’d “own” you but because regardless of being a first or not you’d be his and he yours.

NSFW:

Regardless of if you’re shy or ready to get the show on the road he’d be so gentle and would be careful, really careful.

Probably a bit unsure and might move a little too fast accidentally in his own lust but would immediately sooth you as soon as he realizes

Looks to your expressions and sounds to make sure you’re feeling good and safe

He wants to treat you WELL views it as HIS duty to make sure you’re happy

It’s a lot of pressure but he’d do his best and set his mind to it being nothing but perfect for you

I imagine at first his hands would be so feather light letting you get used to him and his touch as he undresses you piece by piece- he’d watch his claws unless he finds out you enjoy them grazing across your skin

He’d brush his lips across every piece of new skin revealed to his eyes unable to help himself

Finds out he really loves your chest, both feeling you & tasting you. as well as napping on you later

But over time as the act went on he’d be more confident, still tender but less unsure

He’d be enamored every time he got you to sigh or make a pleased sound

It’s his goal to hears those often

When he discovers how turned on he’s made you it would send waves of pride crashing over him, he had done THAT

Overall though he’d take his time

He probably won’t speak much if at all, but he’d make sure you’re ready every step of the way. If he does speak it’s not more than a few words here or there, low and only for you to hear as he nips your ear

Multiple check ins

He’s a giver, and while he isn’t practiced whatsoever he’d use his mouth and fingers to bring you pleasure, finding out exactly how you like it by listening to the way you moan or the way your body shivers and trembles with specific movements

He 100% will become VERY VERY good with his hands and mouth

His tail is sneaky, he’d use it as a way to hold on to your leg (holding you open while one of his hands is occupied) or would brush the the furry appendage across your skin just to see goosebumps rise in its wake

When you’re finally connected, after time spent letting you get used to him (and him you because let’s be real he’d be overwhelmed by the feel of tightly wrapped around him too) he’d roll his hips gently

He would make sounds, sighs and groans in your ear.

He’d love it if you cling on to him and tell him he’s doing something good

Full on shudders if you scratch his back or dig your nails into him - he loves it and he might accidentally thrust too hard when you do it

Wants to hear you 👏👏

Would keep control for as long as he could but would listen to your requests almost instantly if you asked him to move faster

Would love it if you moved his hand exactly where you wanted him to touch you

Would suck marks on your skin - thighs and neck, wherever he absentmindedly ran his lips. Would be shy about it later but would touch them possessively or when you’re dressed his eyes would stray to where his marks are on your skin.

Afterwards he’d silently but tenderly wipe you down and then pull you into his arms

Would nuzzle his face against you and breathe your scent as you both relax and come down from your high

Would massage any soreness you have that he could and feel pride at wearing you out, although his face wouldn’t show it

His tail would be like a vice around your thigh all night and trying to get out of his hold in the morning is a chore

He’d 100% take care of you especially for a first time is basically what I’m saying. After, he may be a bit rougher with his movements or may be impatient at times especially after a tough fight and adrenaline is still kicking but will always treat you tenderly as you guys build confidence together.

[hazbingirliexoxo]

*in heaven, with Charlie and Vaggie before the court meeting*

Gen!Z reader: *shouting* AYOO WE FRESH OUT THE 🎶MENTAL HOSPITAL🎶

Charlie:

Vaggie:

Adam: *whispers smugly* Thoughts and prayers bitches😏

[soranker]

have been super busy lately so doodled some wolfies to destress ^_^

[stardust9905]

Poor Anakin 💀😭🤣🤣

Cody: *bringing a bunch of shinies and his general into a training room* Okay, so, this next exercise is fairly simple. One of these doors will open and give you a prize, the other will deliver a mild electric shock. Since all of you tested as mildly force sensitive, this is a good test of your ability to sense danger.

Rex: *standing next to the doors with his head in his hands*

Anakin: *looking mildly crispy and shaking a little*

Cody: ...Rex... how did Skywalker do on the test?

Rex: *starts shaking for a moment, takes them a second to realize he’s laughing, unable to speak*

Obi-Wan: *parent voice* Ani, did you keep getting the sparky door?

Anakin: *at a voice level that suggests his ears might be ringing* It felt tingly and I liked it so the force got confused and didn’t tell me it was dangerous!

Rex: *giggle snorts*

Cody: *twitchy eyes* Now, see, this is a good show of what Not to do when you start the test, okay?

[imtomiee]

HNH president abducting minors ditching local lung cancer speedrunner & biting the curb in 4k (700 viewers)

[uzi-x33]

new darling - mizuena🎀

i love mizuena guys:33

[artpepkin]

SCREAMING!!!!!!!

@wolfbeestudio THANK YOU SO SO MUCH AGAIN!!!!! Sorry this took so dang long to post about, lifes been crazy lmao, BUT! I LOVE THEM SO SO MUCH AHHHHHHHH

I literally am so so glad I got all 4 of them it was so insanely worth it omg 😭🧡🧡 ALSO?? the pins are so big??? I was literally not expecting that at all and I was so freaking excited. I slapped those bad boys straight on my bag immediately >:]]]

Again I am just so thankful I could snatch these little guys, and tysm again Wolfbeestudio!!! These little guys are going straight on their own shelf 😆🥰🧡

Also the box art??? Crying??? 😭😭🧡🧡🧡

[moonsavior]

That's your fault! Why is Xavier deliberately mispronouncing Jeremiah's name thee funniest thing

MC & Jeremiah are meeting up after work to go buy new botany books. MC picks the old bookstore Xavier randomly volunteered at for his elderly friend, and he's randomly volunteering again.

''Welcome!" He smiles at you, then frowns at Jeremiah, "You can read, Jacob?"

Xavier & MC are helping move inventory out of the greenhouse. Jeremiah hands MC a heavy looking bag of mulch to which Xavier hands right back to Jeremiah.

"Here, Jiraiya, hold that."

Jeremiah & Xavier are pruning the leaves after peak hours when MC drops in on her break. Xavier knows Jeremiah's customer service is not that charming.

"I'm going on break, Jere-pbbbbt." Xavier doesn't even finish messing up his name. He blows raspberries at Jeremiah before whisking MC out of the shop.

Jeremiah has to constantly remind Xavier that he does not work here 😭😭

I have a headcanon that when Xavier is pissed or annoyed at Jeremiah he will purposely say his name wrong.

MC and Jeremiah joking around when MC and Xavier run to Philos for a second?

Xavier: "See you around Jeremy."

MC calls Jeremiah because she can't get ahold of Xavier when she is out of town?

Xavier: "Well, aren't you two chummy, Jermaine?"

Xavier catches MC in Philos buying flowers (they are to surprise Xavier for his Award from the Hunter's Association):

Xavier: "Jeremy-Jerm, i need you to go on a super secret mission to a town a few hours off. No, I can't do it. I have a very important thing to do here. ...No, I am not off for a week....Listen, Jerms, do you want to help or not?"

Jeremiah knows exactly what he is doing, but he made a mistake of getting a crush on MC in a life time before and he is low-key terrified Xavier will still kick his ass for it. (He has, would, and probably plans to again, tbh.)

MC notices but thinks Xavier is either- a) in serious need of a nap and a break, or b) it's some inside joke between the pair.

[akiacia]

the psyche/eros parody in hades style!