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[garlculean]

@rayheroism Asked. ✍️ If you’d like to! 👀

Send ✍️ and I’ll draw your muse! // 𝐀𝐂𝐂𝐄𝐏𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆

      𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐎𝐅𝐂𝐀𝐒𝐇. Admittedly, I haven't played a Rayman nor drew him before but I gotta say he's a real hoot to draw I do like his design a lot. Simple but fun!

[garlculean]

@timid-plumber Asked. ✍️

Send ✍️ and I’ll draw your muse! // 𝐀𝐂𝐂𝐄𝐏𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆

      𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐎𝐅𝐂𝐀𝐒𝐇. EY LUUIIGI- WHADDYA DO-- HEY LUIGI, TEACH'A ME TOOOO!

[garlculean]

@manebloom Asked. ✍️ If you’d like to!

Send ✍️ and I’ll draw your muse! // 𝐀𝐂𝐂𝐄𝐏𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆

      𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐎𝐅𝐂𝐀𝐒𝐇. Of course I want! WHWUAHAH-- she was real fun to draw, been a bit till I drew anything more animalistic so it was fun to do something of that nature again.

[garlculean]

      @gladesglo Asked. TRAIL :  for one muse to notice the other has been following them.

↳ A comprehensive list of scenarios // 𝐀𝐂𝐂𝐄𝐏𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆

      𝐈𝐍 𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐈𝐓'𝐒 𝐔𝐍𝐒𝐀𝐕𝐎𝐑𝐘 𝐑𝐄𝐏𝐔𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍, 'the swamps of forgetfulness' smelled nostalgically satisfying. It reminded Wario of the times when he was just a mere child living back in Cefalù, sneaking off into the back woods that lead to a pond. To some, ponds were something to stay away from, but Wario could hardly bat an eye, and during his adolescence, spent a good time catching frogs and other various animals found in the murky loch. Ironic how a place with the word 'forget' in its own name was able to bring back such memories to the man, memories he'd long since blotted up in the back of his mind; that is up until now.

      But something was a miss... and he could swear the for at least a mile or two of his travels, there'd been eyes laid on him; watching him proceed through the bog. Every once in a while. Wario would sharpy turn his sights behind him, looking over his shoulder to do so. Oddly, each time there'd be no real trace of someone nor something there. He wondered if it was some sort of animal stalking him in hopes of its next meal, or maybe following out of curiosity. His guess leaned towards the first matter as, from his experience of venturing out into the woods, creatures that are ever so bold enough to follow you always had ill intent.

      Shuffling of leaves caused Wario to, once again, turn around⸺ but this time while spinning at the heel of his foot to fully face what'd been behind him. From there, he couldn't help but notice one of the bushes had trembling leaves, as though it was disturbed moments ago. Squinting in it's direction, Wario spoke up in his rough, raucous, and RUSTY VOICE.

                  ❝ EY BUDDY, I KNOW YOU'RE IN DERE! ❞ He yelled out, pointing directly towards the bush. ❝ You must'a mistaken Waario for'a FOOL if you dink dat I hadn't notice you been FOLLOWIN' me. But eh, you caught me in'a rather chummy mood...So here, I'll do dis... You get five seconds to show yourself before I SHOULDER BASH you into oblivion! Da' choice is ALL your's...❞

[garlculean]

@minniemousess Asked. “Would you like to build a snowman with me?” (Unprompted)

      𝐁𝐔𝐈𝐋𝐃 𝐀 𝐒𝐍𝐎𝐖𝐌𝐀𝐍? Why, Wario could hardly even trace back to the last time he'd even so much as ATTEMPTED to construct such a thing! Building a snowman was child's-play in his eyes... Come to think of it, that had to of been the last time he'd tried making one and very well could be why his memory on creating one of the snow figures was so foggy. Bringing a hand up to his jagged stash, Wario toyed with not only it, but also with the idea of accepting her offer; perhaps humor the mouse-lady by giving in. Yes, he'd seen it as juvenile sure, but it may be something to do to pass the time. Besides, he didn't have much else going on during her approach.

                        ❝ Heh... Y'know da' last time I 'a builted a snowman I had to'a been knee-high to a grasshopper! Sai quanto tempo fa e stato? EH-HEH,HEH. ❞ A pause for one last ponder ❝ eeeeeh! Fine, fine, fine... Sure. why not. y'wanna build a snowman? I can help wit' dat. Dere's nothin' dat Wario CAN'T do! AH-HA-HA! ❞

[garlculean]

      Anonymous asked. " Very very important question! Is this version of Wario forklift Certified? "

↳ Unprompted.

      𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐎𝐅𝐂𝐀𝐒𝐇. THATS RIGHT. MARIOS TOO LATE, FOR WARIO IS FORKLIFT CERTIFIED. WAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAW.

[garlculean]

@Mariotime Asked.

IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE

take this! the gold digger wario will no doubt find these rupees to be the utmost valuable. BUT WAIT- hold the phone. mario giving such a treasured gift for one of his biggest rivals? he checked his list. he checked it twice. maybe. JUST maybe. those 2 v 2 mini games has earned back a once upon a time friendship. what happened, then? well, in the mushroom kingdom they say. that wario's small heart grew three sizes that day.

      𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐍𝐎 𝐃𝐎𝐔𝐁𝐓 𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐈𝐃! Enthralling owl shaped eyes basked down at the brilliant jewels before him. The way they glistened, the way they shined! Cumbersome hands snatched up the treasure faster than a rat up a drainpipe⸺! It was as though in this very moment that Mario, who stood right Infront of him, didn't even exist as all his focus and attention was pinpointed severely onto the PRECIOUS STONES.

      Taking one out from the casing, Wario lifted it up to his lips before giving it a few gracious smacks. With each peck, Wario added a loud comedic 'mwuah!' sound.

              ❝ OH BABY! WAH-HA HA HAAaaAAaaAA! COME TA' PAPAAAH!!! ❞

      Just as he was at the climax of his pursuit of happiness, a red blur from out the corner of his eye caught his attention forcing him, in a way, to come to. That immense smile plastered upon his face slowly lowered itself to a mundane muse. Dipping his head down, Wario stared at Mario...Ineptly, he'd drawn his eyes away from Mario and down at the Jewels. There was a moment a silence which hung around awkwardly between the two before Wario even dared to put away the stone he once held then closed the case. Giving the box a few quick taps, Wario peeked back over to his old friend and muttered under his mouth hastily.

                                                            ❝ Err-...Uhm...I ⸺eeh.....Danks... ❞

[garlculean]

peculiarbeauty Asked. i just wanted to say for the 2023 end of year meme that following you has been such a pleasure. i love seeing your ideas and talking with you for the short time that i have has been special. you are a very nice person and i can tell there is a lot of passion when it comes to wario. it also feels very much like wario has sat down at a keyboard and typed something up on most occasions hehe. <333 i really hope we write together even more in the future !! xoxo

↳ 2023 is almost over! // 𝐀𝐂𝐂𝐄𝐏𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆

      𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐎𝐅𝐂𝐀𝐒𝐇. OH YOU KNOW IT! The passion I have for Wario goes above and beyond; words cannot compare. Perhaps it's partially because something about him speaks very close to home with me. His character is very familiar to me- Gearing a tidbit off topic here⸺ But growing up in a very heavily Italian household, it's funny to say this but genuinely Wario has so many antics, traits, to simply just his personality that reminds me and makes me think SO MUCH about my own family...specifically my Dad, a bit of my grandpa, and even a little bit of MYSELF not gonna lie! There are many things I love about Wario, trust in me, but this is one of the many reasons I really enjoy his character and possibly why I connected real deeply with him.

      The fact it feels wario himself typed up things I have brings such a smile to my face! THANK YOU SO MUCH ROSE, one of the best compliments I could receive... Means I'm doing something right, eh? WHWHWUWHAHAAHA

      AND OH WE MOST DEFIANTLY WILL! To say I am excited to write with you is a sheer understatement. And y'know, a lot of things you said here I can just turn it around and repeat them straight back to you! The devotion and admiration you have towards belle is so satisfying. What else is satisfying is your writing skill⸺ oh my god your writing skills. That starter you made for me? I was in absolute awe. The way you formulate sentences, express things, and explain details is so alluring. Like you don't wanna stop reading it. You have a talent. And the fact I get to have the opportunity to interact with your writing is such an honor. I am thrilled for the new year and cannot wait to use my GLUT ! VERSE with you! ( Especially too since originally... the glut was merely meant to be killed off *cough* ) So you giving me the chance to actually USE him in something alone makes me so happy.

Thank you Rose, and saluti to having a wonderful year to come!

[garlculean]

@peculiarbeauty Asked. Send to 10 other bloggers you think are wonderful. Keep this going to make someone smile. ☆♥

      𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐎𝐅𝐂𝐀𝐒𝐇. D'oooh, shoot! THANK YOU MUCH ROSIE! You're too kind...

[garlculean]

@plumberpower Asked. ACCOMPANY :  for one muse to give the other an extra ticket to an event.

↳ A comprehensive list of scenarios // 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐀𝐂𝐂𝐄𝐏𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆

      𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐎𝐒𝐓 𝐆𝐎𝐀𝐃, 𝐆𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄 𝐈𝐌𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐄𝐃 the alignments of the man's face as he'd seen the highly admired plumber head in his direction. Just the sight of him...no, no, the mere IDEA of him was enough to set Wario off. What's more, he dared not to hide this factor from the bloke neither. If anything, the mammoth of a man made it most apparent in every aspect possible. With lips jagged and yanked so far downwards, it'd twisted into an unsavory, hideous, beastly grimace⸺ escorted by eyes that shot straight through like sharp daggers. Wario fixated down at Mario; a low grumble being heard which resonated at the base of his throat before he'd ever so rudely spat out.

                        ❝ BAAH! CHE PALLE MAAA'RIO... =HUFF= ...you'a like'a rash dat just keeps COMIN' BACK! ⸺WHAT!!! What do you want!? You have EYES don't you? BACHAGALOOP...I'mma little BUSY. ❞

      There was virtually zero efforts made to make himself appear more approachable to the fellow; with a puffed chest and a stance that made him practically LOOM OVER Mario, Wario went out his way to make himself appear as threatening, and as intimidating as possible. He didn't like Mario, and he didn't care for him to know this either. But just as he was going to spout something else out at Mario and emerge himself even further over the bijou gent, something made him stop...

      What was that? In the plumber's hand...? Wario blinked a few times with a notion of bewilderment held within his very own gaze. There was slight hesitation Wario firstly looking Mario up and down before hastily snatching the ticket out from his mitts. Taking a substantial step backwards, Wario finally created some noticeable distance between the two before peering downwards at the ticket.

                  ❝ ... Whats dis?... ❞ He questioned, face molding into a look of skepticism and perhaps even, uncertainty?

[garlculean]

      @heycheater Asked. sprain + reverse (wah)

↳ A comprehensive list of scenarios // 𝐀𝐂𝐂𝐄𝐏𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆

      𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐈𝐃𝐍'𝐓 𝐊𝐍𝐎𝐖 𝐇𝐎𝐖 𝐈𝐓 𝐇𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐃, nor had he'd been around to witness it; but one thing was for certain, and that was Wario at the very least most defiantly heard the incident. One moment he was stood groggily painting a fence for one of his " many " customers while all the sudden a distinct distraught sound caught his ear. Perking his head up, Wario halted the task at hand; going as far as to even drop the paint brush which'd once laid steadily gripped within his hold.

      ❝ Waluigi ?⸺ ❞ A discordant voice called out, one layered with what almost appeared to be that of concern while boarder-lining into an alarmed tone.

      Wiping his hands clean off from the paint, inattentively transferring it onto his own pant legs, Wario made haste over to his lanky, scraggly crony. His sights first tilted down towards the other man before glancing around the area as though to try and make sense out of what could have transpired. Wario's disquieted demeanor lived for as long as it died, as once he'd evaluated the area, coming to this not being too big of a crisis, his face changed to that of annoyance.

                        ❝ YA'DOPE! WHADDYA DO DIS TIME?! ❞

      Rubbing his own nose a few times, Wario murmur something under his breath before peering over to Waluigi's ankle. Based on the other's position, and being how he hadn't really gotten up off the ground, Wario decided that perhaps... perhaps he'd lend him a SLIGHT helping hand...

      ❝ Here— ❞ He began, kneeling over to Waluigi before placing a hand behind his knees and the other to his back. With virtually no struggle, Wario lifted him up with such ease that one would think he could've weighed as much as a feather! Once Wario had successfully hoisted Waluigi up off from the ground, he'd then made his stride towards his car parked half a block down.

                  ❝ I can fix dat easy, don't'a even worry about it⸺ and you don't need'a doctor, FORGITDA'BOUT DA STUPID DOCTORS, alright? Dey're FRAUDS! Watch, I'mma be doin' EEHH'XXXAAACTLY what dey'd be doin' dere. ❞ He scoffed, making it well known straight off the bat that he was not intending on taking Waluigi to any hospital of any sort, but instead, genuinely believing his own claims on being able to do the job himself. I mean... he got away with not seeing a doctor for well over a decade, so if anyone knew how to keep trucking along without them then surely he must be the one!

[garlculean]

@manebloom asked. "uh. how do you feel about salted licorice? i have a surplus of that." kids don't seem to like it. shockingly.

      𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐃 𝐖𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐊𝐋𝐄𝐒 𝐂𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐊𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐀𝐓 the upper ridge of the man's nose as the look of sheer disgust plagued ever aspect of his face. The fact a house would even think about giving a child salted licorice of all things, oh... he'd hoped they'd got what was coming to them. Like a great big giant load of T-P to the house! Or even better, rotten eggs!

                  ❝ I feel like I'mma gonna be SICK!⸺ BLEHK! ❞

      His eyes shifted over to the small tote's other goodies, noticing a good sized twix bar. He knew what he had to do as he began to play the role of a concerned adult by giving a large worrisome gasp before pointing the specific candy bar out.

            ❝ oooo, I don't like da' looks of dat one rite' dere. Do you see dat? It's all...DEFLATED. Dat USUALLY means dat it's been tampered wit'. Here, give it to me and let me take'a closer look⸺ you don't want ta get POISIONED and sent to hospital now, do you? ❞