#（ we’re all mad here . ❢ ）❝ MISC. ✦ － crack

[ggukkiedae]

Holaaa! Could i request for a misc 10 for yoonmi? Like lowkey crack? Miya learning how to drive 101 gone wrong? 🤡

oooh of course hun 🥰 just a warning: i have a lacking sense of humor aksjdhfh but anyway, i hope you enjoy this!

italic conversations are spoken in englih

prompt: “So, uh, I locked the keys in the car.”

“Tell me again why I’m the one teaching you how to drive.”

Jungkook helped Yoonmi adjust the seat so she could sit up straighter and reach the pedals of the car better. She scrunched her nose at him, making him thump her forehead.

“Because we’re best friends,” she said while rubbing her forehead, “and you’ll do this for me because the other oppas won’t let me learn unless I’m legal. That, and they’re all either busy or not in Seoul.”

Jungkook sighed. It was just him and Yoonmi living in the dorm for their hiatus. Jimin, Namjoon, and Taehyung had gone travelling. Hoseok was in LA for his mixtape. Seokjin and Taehyung had gone to their family homes. Jungkook had promised Yoonsung he’d take Yoonmi with him to Busan, but they were going after Yoonmi finished her solo schedules.

After a few days of following Yoonmi in her schedules and accompanying her when she visited her friends, Jungkook was surprised when she asked him to teach her how to drive.

He shook his head as he got into the passenger’s seat. He helped her buckle her seatbelt then guided her through everything. He sighed heavily when she struggled with the shift gear.

“For someone who’s extremely skilled with motorcycles,” he began while leaning over to point to the pedals, “you’re a klutz when it comes to cars. Step on the middle pedal to move the stick.”

She gave a sheepish smile and moved her right foot to step on it. “Motorcycles don’t have this.”

Jungkook just laughed. He took out his phone and set it up on a stand he bought for the dashboard. He captured all of Yoonmi’s reactions while she nervously navigated her way around the open space.

Yoonmi would give Jungkook looks every time he snickered at her, but it wouldn’t last too long. She was too scared of taking her eyes off of the road.

Eventually, under Jungkook’s guidance, she was able to speed up a little while doing rounds around the open space.

“Pullover right there,” Jungkook instructed her. “The delivery I ordered is just outside the gate.”

Yoonmi abruptly stepped on the break, lurching them both forward. Jungkook yelped a little when his seatbelt prevented him from flying out his seat. She turned and gave him an innocent smile.

“Sorry?”

Jungkook just laughed and got out of the car. “I’ll be back in a bit with lunch.”

Jungkook closed the door and headed towards the gate to their subdivision. Yoonmi sighed and leaned back against her seat.

“Cars are way too suffocating,” she muttered to herself before getting out and shutting the door behind her.

She climbed the hood of the car then proceeded to settle on the roof. One of their neighbors who was walking her dog passed by. Yoonmi waved at her as she approached.

“Auntie,” Yoonmi greeted, “good morning! Hi, Choco!”

“What’s brought you out here, Yoonmi?” the lady asked her.

“Ggukoo oppa’s teaching me how to drive,” Yoonmi smiled.

Her neighbor smiled. “Good luck then. Bring Nala over for a playdate with Choco sometime soon!”

With a promise to do just that, Yoonmi waved at her neighbor who went in the direction of the park. She turned and saw Jungkook coming over with plastic bags in his hand.

“Pop open the trunk,” he called up to her. “I have a picnic blanket in there somewhere.”

She slid down the hood and went to open the door only to find it locked. Her eyes widened as she pressed her face against the window. The keys were inside for sure, and the doors were locked.

“Please don’t get mad,” she gulped and approached Jungkook. “So, uh, I locked the keys in the car.”

Jungkook only looked at her and sighed. “You know what? We’re eating on the hood of the car, then I’m going back to the dorm to grab the replica keys, alright?”

“Okay!”

“And that’s the end of your lessons today!”

[candyshua]

Random Dialogue Prompts

a/n: enjoy!! feel free to reblog and whatnot:) i’m not using these for my own blog right now, but i will in the future!!! includes 15 prompts for angst, 15 prompts for fluff, and 15 prompts for crack!

Angst:

1. 

“Come home...please.”

2. 

“Where are you? Why did you have to go?”

3. 

“There’s no color anymore...not without him/her/them.”

4. 

“I can’t do this without you.”

“You have to.”

5. 

“Don’t leave me!”

6. 

“Am I supposed to be okay?”

7. 

“I’m stuck. While everybody else moves on, I’m just stuck here. Without anyone.”

8. 

“I guess I really am all alone now, huh?”

9. 

“I hate you for leaving me!”

10.

 “I guess our timing just wasn’t right.”

11. 

“Please, don’t come back. I can’t do this anymore.”

“But I love you!”

“That’s exactly why you should stay away from me.”

12.

“Why did you let me go?”

“Because I love you.”

13.

“Is this how I die? Without him/her/them?”

14.

“There’s nothing left for me here. I have no reason to stay.”

15.

“I love you, which is why I can’t forgive you.”

Fluff

1. 

“You’re so cute.”

“Why?”

“You’re gonna make me explain it to you? Damn, never mind.”

2.

“I love you, okay?”

“I know, you fucking idiot! Do you think I’m blind? It’s easy to see how into me you are!”

3. 

“You bring color to my life.”

4. 

“Do you love me?”

“Yes, why?”

“I feel like too much sometimes.”

“Well, you are, which is exactly why I love you.”

5.

“Welcome back home, my love.”

6. 

“Oh ___, what would you do without me?”

“I don’t like to think about it. The world would suck without you.”

7.

“How oblivious are you?”

“I’m not oblivious at all, actually. I know you have feelings for me.”

8.

“You make my cold, dead heart...less cold and dead.”

“Is that your way of saying ‘I love you’?”

9.

“I mean, technically speaking, it’s scientifically impossible.”

“No, you moron, it’s not scientifically impossible to be in love with me. Because you are, in fact, quite in love with me.”

10.

“Is it okay if I stumble and fall?”

“As long as it’s okay if you let me help you get back up.”

11.

“Life isn’t so bad now that you’re around.”

12.

“You okay?”

“No. Wait, actually, you’re here, so yes.”

13.

“When I’m with you, I know that life is worth living.”

14.

“I think I love you, in like, a romantic way. Even if I call you ‘bro’ and stuff, I still love you. Romantically...bro.”

15.

“I swear to god, I’m high as fuck, but you are better than everything else ever. Like if I had to choose you or a home-style chicken sandwich from Wendy’s, I’d choose you. No doubt about it.”

“Wow, I’m so honored. No more weed for you.”

Crack/Misc.

1. 

“I swear to God, if you don’t leave right now, I’ll hit you.”

“Is that a promise?”

2.

“You reek.”

“Well, excuse me, but I just saved the world! So what if I break a sweat?”

3.

“Don’t say it.”

“Say what?”

“That you were right and I was wrong!”

“Well, you just did it for me, so there’s no need to I guess.”

4.

“What is your biggest regret, Sir/Ma’am?”

“Well I don’t know, maybe listening to you? Since, y’know, we’re about to die and everything?”

5.

“I want to agree with you.”

“Then agree with me.”

“Nah, making you mad is so much more fun!”

6.

“You don’t remember me?”

“I don’t remember what I had for dinner last night, buddy, so just tell me your fuckin’ name!”

7.

“You look...depressed.”

“This is just my natural state. Now shut up and get me coffee.”

8. 

“If I told you the truth, you wouldn’t understand it.”

“Okay. Then don’t tell me.”

“Wait, that’s no fun! You’re such a party-pooper!”

9. 

“You need to learn how to say no.”

“I have learned.”

“What?”

“I just like hearing all the shitty lectures or pieces of advice you give me. I need a good laugh once in a while.”

10.

“Just trust me, okay?”

“Last time I did we ended up in the back of a minivan while our kidnappers laughed at us!”

“Hey. You know I’m easily influenced, alright?”

“Fucking hell! If we die, and you’re on fire for some reason after that, now you know why.”

“Wait, why?”

“BECAUSE YOU’LL BE IN HELL!”

11.

“I just wanna keep you safe.”

“Well, you have a funny way of showing it. Since you shot me in the foot, and all.”

12.

“Are you okay?”

“Do I look okay?”

“You never do! I can’t tell if you’re plotting my murder or replaying a weird memory from the fifth grade in that head of yours!”

“Both.”

13.

“Why are you being nice to me?”

“No reason.”

“What happened?”

“Nothing.”

“Why is the city on fire?”

“Okay so maybe something happened.”

14.

“Go to sleep.”

“Not until you do.”

“Why?”

“So I can lock you inside this room.”

“What?”

“You’re a safety hazard.”

15.

“Why’s it so hot in here?”

“Because the building is on fire, Sir/Ma’am.”

[spikeymarshmallows]

so, TUA s2 thoughts

I haven’t actually finished it but I’ve got the gist of it lol

I finished it this afternoon! Whoo!

Spoilers under the cut.

So I had a few Big Fears going in. And none of them eventuated. WHOO. Or didn’t eventuate in the ways I was most concerned about.

1. I was scared they’d give Reginald a Redemption Arc TM. They did not. Thank god.

2. I was scared that the sibling interactions would suck. They did not! They were amazing. Glorious. I had to rewind so many to just truly savour them.

3. I was worried about Lila. I mean, she “gets in the way of my ship” but I’m good at ignoring that. Honestly, I kinda dug her.

4. I was worried about the “ewwwww incest” stuff. But they... actually didn’t do it terribly. Luther and Allison still clearly adore each other. It was referenced a number of times and never as an “ewwww”. I really loved that. There were some gorgeous moments and like, as one of my friends said... It seemed like they were trying to sit neutral on the issue. Which I can understand and respect.

5. I was worried about the Kliego interactions. And yeah, we didn’t really get them. BUT as a writer, I definitely felt I got more sand to play with. I’m already working on at least three new ideas and I haven’t even finished the season yet. Also, I definitely am gonna need more Luego, more Biego, and if I ever stop feeling shy, I’ll probs join Electra-XT and achilleees on their Fiego ship. I’m just realising what the common denominator is here but that’s also not a surprise. Diego is my baby and I ship him with everyone.

Things I wasn’t scared about per se, but was pleasantly surprised about:

Allison and Raymond - I went in a bit cautious because it looked like the Alluther was going to be all EWWWW INCEST. But... god, the love that man had for her... He was just wonderful. It was just beautiful. I really genuinely enjoyed them.

The sit-in etc - I was scared about this one, but not in the same way as I was that Reginald would get a redemption arc. I’m a white person, and I’m not from the US so I cannot comment fully on it, but... it seemed like they tried to do a good job with it. I definitely need to read more about race relations in that time period in particular before I can comment effectively. The police brutality was.... brutal. Heart wrenching. And timely given what we’re seeing in the world right now, and have been seeing for far too long. Defund the goddamn police.

Klaus’ hair and outfits - seems inane compared to the last point.... But like. I thought Robbie looked so incredibly hot all season. I miss his goth aesthetic but... damn. He looked so gooooood.

Diego’s hair and outfits - I expected to hate them more than I did. Apparently my rare sexual attraction to him knows no limits because I was so thirsty watching him. 

Luther - I was so happy that he was so fucking likeable! I have been on the “we do not insult luther hargreeves in this house” team for quite a while, but I felt that Luther really shone this season. My big, soft, idiot, earnest boy...

Elliot - I rather enjoyed him! RIP.

Some things I was less than thrilled about....

The siblings being mean to Diego : ( - The “Klaus Hargreeves Needs a Hug” tag got a beating last season. I swear, if we don’t get 500 “Diego Hargreeves Gets A Hug” fics, I’m gonna write them all my damn self. I’m also not going “uwu my baby had people be mean to him : (((((” but like. No. No, that.... A lot of it kinda really got me down.

The Ben possessing Klaus stuff - Like. I get it. But I just... Klaus might be annoying but he was pretty : ( at being possessed and like... It felt pretty icky to me. Klaus literally said he felt violated. Ben was all “mwahahaha once you sleep I’m gonna take over your body”. I get why Ben was annoyed and why he wanted to. Doesn’t mean I feel nice about that whole... thing.

The Vanya/Sissy thing - I see a lot of sides of the coin here. I have some friends who were thrilled because they love Vanya being a lesbian, and having representation. But I also saw: stereotyping of what A Lesbian Is, pigeonholing Ellen to only play lesbians. Also, like, I went in cautious, but I was just... .....kinda bored with that storyline? And yeah, I would have preferred to just... you know, not have the amnesia. I liked seeing Vanya be happier, sure, but.. IDK it just didn’t make sense to me from a storytelling perspective.

Lila and Diego - Initially, I quite liked her. As a character, I enjoyed her. My ship aside.... Honestly, it makes me a bit *grimacing emoji* to see some of the stuff we saw. Like, I’m far from someone who thinks ships need to be Good and Pure. But at least some of the stuff I saw between them (such as, IDK, drugging... kidnapping... etc) makes it a bit of a nOTP. Not a FULL nOTP, but like... It definitely went from “awww” and “lolll” to “hmmm, not... not sure this particular pairing is for me personally”.

Things I wasn’t scared about but loved:

FIVE - Good god, Aidan has always been an impressive little fucker but he really stepped it up a notch this season. I loved the way he went psycho. I loved the love he always has for his family. I adored his lines. I adored his vulnerability, the little cracks we really got to see. He loves his family so fucking much T.T

DIEGO - They gave David some really, really good stuff to work with this season and he aced it. He was absolutely sensational. I adore this man. AND HIS POWERS. 

KLAUS - Weird thing to be OMG about but... ......I was super there for Robbie’s legs this season... They’re so.. skinny. IDK, it’s weird. But I loved it. I loved his hair. I loved his outfits.

ALLLLLISSONNNNNNN - This woman is perfect. The End.

Misc Thoughts

Damn, given the above, it sounds like I’m all “uwu, all things must be good and pure” and that’s so not my standpoint. But I am team “there needs to be some basic respect both ways”, even for enemies to lovers. So I felt a bit :/ at some of the Horrance stuff and Diego/Lila stuff. Not that I hate them! Just... ....Some of it wasn’t to my taste. But that’s okay, I can ignore a lot of stuff!

I definitely don’t hate the pairings! Rather there were a few things in those pairings that personally didn’t blink as “WHEEEE” for me... But I’ll just ignore those elements and focus on the bits I did like and... YAY!

Overall, honestly, I really loved this season. We needed more Kliego, but I loved the Five and Diego interactions, Diego and Luther... Klaus and Allison... Five and Luther... Just. Just. I was really delighted at so many things we saw.

I thought so many of the interactions just shone. I loved them.

I’ve seen some people be really upset and mad and confused etc, about how the siblings were at the dinner with Reginald. I’ve written my thoughts on it here. TLDR: for someone who has experienced abuse from a parental figure, their responses aligned extremely well with my own experiences. 

NGL, Klaus being all “T.T” about being touched all the time was.... good?? IDK, it gave me Ideas TM.

I have fic ideas!!!

It’s weird... I thought this was a really Light and Bright season but I also... Know I felt a lot of T.T and hearthurt. In good ways.

[rookiek13]

The Fan’s Guide to the Altean Language

UPDATED FOR SEASON 8 - First Update for season 8 (Includes very very rough timeline!)

Thank you all for your overwhelming support. We have reached the end of Voltron. I plan on transferring this to AO3 at some point. Let me know if there is ore data you would like to see for that. For a more indepth guide to season 3, check out @butteredonions post here! (This post is not being updated. Please do not contact them about errors!)

New Updates? Perhaps for the comics. No promises.

Questions? Comments? Want to chat? Let me know! Due to the popularity of this post, I may not see commentary in the tags, so hit up my askbox, the messenger, or the comment feature on the post.

With the increase of alien characters in season 3, we are getting away from this being purely the Altean language. Unfortunately, there’s no real way of knowing what is and isn’t considered “altean”, so I’m just going to continue to use “Altean Language” as the tag.

Units of time (Confirmed with Official Guidebook!)

Quintant = 1 day

Deca-Phoeb = 1 year

Phoeb = 1 month

Dobosh = minute

Varga = hour

Tick = a tad longer than a second

movement = week

@saiikavon has pointed out that in S2E8, the Blades of Marmora base would be closed for 2 quintants. When they mention that 10 Vargas have passed, Lance correctly estimates another 30 Vargas until the base is open again. From this it can be assumed that 2 Quintants = 40 Vargas or 1 Quintant = 20 Vargas.  

Planets 

Olkarion, home of the Olkari (Voltron Coalition HQ) Destroyed in S8E4

Arus, home of the Arusians

Taujeer, home of the Taujeerians

Daibazaal, home of the Galra (destroyed)

Altea, home of the Alteans (destroyed)

Puig, home of the Puigian

Unnamed planet, home of the cubserions

Kythra, has desert tribes

Thayserix, inhabitants unknown

homeland unknown, Unilu

Reiphod - recently liberated by rebels

Unknown planet (destroyed) - Rebel memorial site

Naxzela - formerly a decommisioned Altean Terra-forming planet. Major Galra base. Part of the Rebulon Zone

Vantax-5 - Galra satellite relay orbiting it

Teq - Galra controlled. Had Zaiforge cannon nearby

Senfama - Jungle planet. Galra controlled. Had Zaiforge cannon

Entuk - Houses the ruins of an Altean outpost

Feyiv - one of the first planets conquered by the Galra. Considered tehir sacred land, has the Kral Zera

Unnamed planet - Lotor’s refuge for the surviving Alteans, hidden somewhere in the Quantum abyss

Homeland unknown, Yggiz - mentioned in an ad on the game show Garfle Warfle Snick

Sanook - attacked by Honerva’s robeasts

Vexilum - attacked by Honerva’s robeasts

Siiz - attacked by Honerva’s robeasts

K-V Exus - Kolivan talks about a blade mission there (s8e7)

Drazan - Remember the mole people? They live there. In the Zeta-three sector. Burr is their leader.

Ryker - Lahn’s base

Pinto Sentos - attacked by the galra. Desto is their representative (comics)

Grekagan - recently freed fro galra. Their representative Do-tarn is more focused on his tv show and his wealth assist with the coalition, but others from his planet will help. (comics)

Quadrants

Paglium quadrant

Va’kar quadrant

Signa 3 Quadrant - overrun by rebels

Quadrant Omega-Raylar-6

Karthan-sigma quadrant

Si-vim Quadrant- Hostage exchange occurs here

Valurian Quadrant, home of the Tando people

Cradessa quadrant - glass-winged wabblers live here

elysium Quadrant - original paladins fought a Sarrowspawn here (comics)

Systems

Ulippa system, contains ice worms

Thaldycon system

Fimm System

Thizonian system

System X-9-Y, Kerberos is in this system

Klii-Nyn system - Blade of Marmora base “Zailox station” is on a moon there. Xanthorium crystals are in the area

Grei-aye system - remains of Honerva’s robeast

Xritoo system - has 3 planets

Misc heavenly bodies

Unknown asteroid - Matt’s communication outpost. It’s coordinates are 19.82.05.11

Sector Zar-Niomofor

Nah-veer-5 (unstable star)

Moon of Tragoch, has galra sentry manufacturing base

Kraydah’s moon - Rebel base

Quantum Abyss - a region of space where dense neutron stars orbit even larger dark stars. The forces at play leave the area constantly changing, and even gravitation waves and space time are affected, sometimes causing visions of the past/future

Burgamel (unknown designation) - Alfor picked up rock droppings here (comics)

Dalterion Belt - home of Yalmors, the element Faunatonium, and the former green paladin Trigel

Baltuf Nebula - Voltron/Atlas rendezvous point

Zeta-three sector - Planet Drazan is there

Chintellinous nebula - thunderbirds live here (comics)

Zones

Zone Everall 71

Zones Rebulon 4-69 (Naxzela is in one of these zones)

Patrulian Zone - the space equivalent of the Bermuda Triangle and Davy Jone’s Locker. Oriande is in this zone.

Phrases

Stick out like a choferiaks nose

blown straight to Wozblay

faster than an angry klanmüirl

Jump like a spritely clovenheifer

mad as a wet chüper

linked at the ears like a pack of yalmor

crack a squizzle on the balmera (I.E. break a leg)

puffed up like a Trufalian meringue

hold your gazurgas (I.E. hold your horses)

and I’m the phloban of Gargalaz (I.E. I’m the king of France)

what, in the name of King Groggery the infirm, is going on?

a day late and a fertonium short

from her to Vlexlar

hello bii-bohs and boh-biis

what the ruggle is that?

Wait a tick

I never thought I’d see the quiznacking quintant

I’m afraid someones been ruggling your wimble

a slizknots chance in groatsbade [of getting out of here] (comics)

Quite the sticky wicket [I find myself in]

I’m snarloft in the cranker (contextually, cranker = mind)

We’re out of our crankers

It’s right next to the wizblattle (used sarcastically)

count to Zingor

pop like a balvax

You Snarflaf! (Insult)

Bigger than a Hifflebuple’s plump (comics)

Creatures

Weblum - a giant space worm that eats dead planets, re-purposing the material into “the building blocks of new solar systems”. They produce the scaultrite mineral, used for Altean Teludav lenses. They have at least 3 stomachs (Acxa was in the 3rd). There is a way to stop them from eating a planet by doing something to the Trilo-mutarth under its dorsal, but the transmission was garbled

Duflax - an Altean creature with a beak and webbed feet

Xznly Squiwl - An Altean creature with a white body and 4 limbs

Swathian Meerakeet - giant lizard-armadillo that is attracted to lights

Zarbloovian intestinal eel - one lives in Coran’s stomach

Gruuvwart - a galaxy-sized poisonous toad. It’s inner ear contains a small island of earwax that can make 1 wish come true. Once there, the only way out is to use the wish to escape “Kind of a wasted trip” - Coran (comics)

Mangaadnii - A large green alien with wings reminiscent of a flying squirrel. They breathe electricity and destroy worlds. Voltron is smaller than a baby Mangaadnii’s finger (comics)

Kotka - winged beasts with no legs. The davdabhau ride them (comics)

Yalmor - extremely aggressive space anteaters with thin, antenna like ears. They can sense the element faunatonium, and link at the ears when on a faunatonium wizplute (meaning of wizplute currently unknown) They live in the Dalterion Belt

Unnamed alien - a cross between a turtle and a skunk. Whatever it sprayed the paladins with shrank them to “honey I shrunk the kids” sizes. Lives in the Dalterion Belt

Snick - A giant, aggressive shellbug creature with tentacles and claws. The “snick” part of the show Garfle Warfle Snick. The same creature that attacked Clone!Shiro back in S3

Blovar Raptors - laser shooting space stingrays. Krolia used them in a training simulation

Flan-bil-diplor - puffy bug thing with antenna, 6 eyes, and a beak-thing. Allura’s childhood drawing of her Nan-Nan looked like one

unnamed creature - a space kracken

Balmera - petrified planet sized creatures. Balmerans live on them. Balmerans differ in looks depending on the Balmera. A grouping of Balmera is called a Colvundrum

Ranvieg’s Weapon - chimera like being designed to attack Galra. Can absorb energy from the Galra crystals. Fires lasers. Intelligent enough to use the computers, as well as possess a sentry to allow it to speak.

The entity - evil space spore. Lives in the rifts. Grants enormous powers. Unclear what else it does, as this plot point was not explored further.

Sarrowspawn - a creature larger than Voltron. One of the deadliest creatures in the universe (comics)

Thunderbirds - live in Chintellinous Nebula. Collect ore from Neutron star to build nests. Robotic birds with chains for tails (comics)

Random

Quiznak - a swear word, similar in use to Fuck, crap, or hell (ie: “Oh quiznak” or “What the quiznak”)

Quintessence - a type of energy. Context from the world indicates that it is likely some form of Life/spirit energy [EDIT] It’s a real word! According to dictionary.com : noun1.the pure and concentrated essence of a substance.2.the most perfect embodiment of something.3.(in ancient and medieval philosophy) the fifth essence or element,ether, supposed to be the constituent matter of the heavenly bodies,the others being air, fire, earth, and water. Thanks @nickelpenn for the info!

Sloven-de-hoe - literally the altean word for “gone”

bogwaggle cape - a type of cape that Coran claims he trained to sing his theme song when he walked in a room

Skort pantaloons - a breathable trouser worn by the Tando people. Worn by the aliens who rescued Matt.

Guns of Gamara - a resistance group in the alternate reality.

Conscious-neezy mind enhancers - pills containing parasitic worms (never bargain with shady Unilu running illegal enhancement shops out of their wheelchairs)

The Fire of Purification - Sendak’s rebel group. Has claimed most of the empire’s deserters, though other factions still exist

Hinterbush - “I thought she had burnt too much hinter bush” Probably hallucinogenic (comics) 

Nomo virus - Thought to have been eradicated thousands of years ago until Coran discovered a sample in Alfor’s lab. (comics)

Nuuskob - an unknown thing. Commentary includes that the stains won’t come out (comics)

Glorblonthian checkers - a game. Has the Melmakian rule set. Space pirate Blofar hates the game

Moof Glider - a transportation unit for whatever Moof is. Is capable of jackknifing. Whatever Moof is, it is agreed upon to smell terrible

Megregian Fitzers - a sports team of some sort. There points are called havers, and the units for their playing periods are called Sprats

flizblaznator - the tv bi-boh-bi sold one belonging to one of the others

Psyferite - Hoverva’s robeasts are made of this

Flogarian technique - used in Yalmor calling.

Blagmore - score in yalmor calling contest. 3 is an extremely high score

Durgises - scores in yalmor calling contest. 1 blagmore and 2 durgises is a respectably high score

convuldrum - a converging of Balmera’s

Food (Thank you Hunk) 

Filet of Bandrillo, spiced with seasonings from the plains of Planet Mabo

Pilaf of long-grain forlongian brill from the fields of Antidoll

cider made from the petals of the Altean juniberry flower

blom fruit pie

Shoom fruit - used in pie (comics)

Fluuto beans - “...No more beans for Hunk” - Lance

Nunvill - a purple beverage that purportedly tastes like hotdog water and feet. Other commentary includes “the nectar of the gods”, “makes a wonderful hair tonic”, and “settles the stomach and brightens your smile” 

Technology

Sincline ships - Lotor’s trans-reality ships. A nod to Lotor’s original GoLion name

Zaiforge Cannons - Very powerful Galra cannons. Commandeered by the rebels and the Blades of Marmora

Hoktril - a device from the alternate reality that is embedded in the back of the subjects head, eliminating their “will”. Basically turns them into mind controlled puppets.

Klygarg - a computer used to record logs. Used by Vakala and his partner

Gendocam - unknown technology. Pidge and Hunk were arguing over how to optimize it.

Vlexagane - unknown technology. Pidge and Hunk were arguing over how to optimize it.

Cryopod, cryo replenishers, and sleep pods have all been used to describe the same unit

Galra History and Culture

Kral Zera - both the torch like monument and the name of the coronation ceremony

The Archivist - in one in charge of the Kral Zera ceremony

Feyiv, one of the first planets they conquered, is considered their sacred land

Zaipirium Siege - an even in Galra history. The underwater Galra base from this period is implied to be very old.

The first emperor of the Galra was named Brodar.

Vrepit sa - Literally “the killing thrust” Refers to a point in history when Daibazaal was home to many warring races and the “Galra” gathered their fiercest warriors and struck at their enemies with a phalanx formation.

Blood emperor - Dayak refers to Lotor with this. The term hasn’t been used since before the galra were a star-faring race

Dayak - Lotor’s governess. She taught him History, customs, battle philosophy, the art of war, etc. Breifly taught Hunk. Commentary from Zarkon implies that Dayak is a title, not a name.

Polen-Bol - “The enlightening pain”. Part of the galra philosophy that the body must be broken for enlightenment/learning.

Sendak’s Lt. Hepta was involved with Operation Kuron

Macidus - the druid who fought Keith in S1E10. After Lotor’s defeat, he was eliminating the Blades of Marmora agents. It is unclear if he is using an assumed name, and how much of the story he tells Voltron is true

Kaltor- A figure from Galra mythology who conquered worlds. Partly inspired Lotor’s name.

Agotian Trials - Part of Galra education. Lotor completed this before the age usually tested at

Yordam bering exus - part of an emergency protocol when the sentries are under distress. Is unclear if it is a universal call (like sos) or if each sentry has it’s own (Keith uses it as a name when he addresses the sentry)

Altean History and Culture

The color pink is used to honor fallen warriors

The land of Oriande is the origin of Altean alchemy, but widely believed to be a folktale. It is located in the Patrulian Zone

Compass stone - a tool used to get to the magical realm of Oriande

The Sages of Oriande - aslo known as the Life Givers. They were the 1st Altean’s to unlock the secrets of Oriande, leading to the creation of Altean Alchemy

The Mark of the Chosen - The glowing of the Altean facial markings. Some Alteans are more magical than others.

“The wise stand back from the fire, fools are burned on the pyre, the mystic becomes one with the flame, the embers and he are the same” - Poem by an Altean Alchemist describing the entry to Oriande

Altean’s can’t get brain freeze

The altean alphabet contains 22 letters. They are - Exus, Plexis, ceedus, flee, jaydus, nacto, pledum, ree, joodum, ruu, leeum, mai-ox, kay, jibely-way, afus, nofus, youkus-play, beefur, leefur, agus-play, flancko and blee.

The Altean colony doesn’t seem to use “Quiznack” as Romelle keeps mispronouncing it

Forlongian brill hat - an altean hat, presumably for courting. Allura thinks Lance would look ridiculous in one.

The Zyo-crystal springs and Cliffs by the Altean capital were said to be very beautiful 

Lotarious - ancient Altean believed to have established the foundation of Altean engineering. Partly inspired Lotor’s name.

Sprawl - a galra installation for harvesting cruiser materials (comics)

Earth history and culture (and technology)

Underground tunnel systems connect to some of the supply outposts. These are leftover from World War 3. Commentary includes that it’s “Older”, though it is unclear how many generations that means

AW-Cruiser - the garrison off-road cars

Mecha-Flex-exo fighters (MFEs) - Griffins teams use these. One of the prototypes was the MFE-Ares

IGF-Atlas - Sam’s mammoth ship built to defend agains the Galra invasion. Large enough to hold the lions and another unit of fighters. Eventually shape shifts into a Voltron-like being

Plaht City - a large city 30 minutes away from the Garrison

Orbit Axiom X - garrisons most advanced (and portable) flight simulator

Calypso - 1st ship to carry astronauts to the moons of Jupiter. It took 3 years. Reading about it made Shiro want to be a pilot

Hangar Alpha-Bravo - MFE pilots report here on the Atlas

Mr. Pollard teaches biology at the garrison

Random techno-babble

gluon field fluxuations - expands atomic distance

Synthian nitrate - Axca and Keith use this to make an explosion and escape

Flaxum assembly - MFE part. Griffin instructed a mechanic to tighten down the manifold on the left side because it felt loose

Plasma Alternator - Atlas part

Ventral Thoron injector port - Sendak’s ship part. Disengaging this will overload the Deuterium array, causing an explosion that damages the beam generator (and making it go offline)

Energy inverter - Atlas part. Something on the cannons

Molecular reflection arrays - Atlas part. Destabilized by a blast from Hoverva’s robeast

Dynotherms - a connection of some type

dichormate resonance chamber (atlas part)

Thera-magnetic oscillator (Atlas part)

Thorium - part of the Atlas’ cannons discharge. Sam wants to harness it to make a thorium ray

Monsters and Mana (Space DnD)

Wiebian swamps - ghosts can be fought there. The swamp goo is very sticky

Dakin - Coran’s evil wizard and primary villian, secretly also the bar wench

Carthian’s Lair - a tomb of horros filled with monsters, traps, and terrors 

Feldakor mountains - Carthian’s Lair resides in these

Klazgool - a many eyed purple tentacle blob carrying weapons. Either a race or a class

Lore master - the dungeon master

Coran’s group called themselves the Pirate Polychoral

Coranic Dragon - a dragon boss. A pun on Coran’s S1E1 joke about being a coranic ( coran + mechanic = coranic.)

The characters names were Block (Hunk), Meklavar (Pidge), Pike (Lance), Valayun (Allura), and Takashi Shirogane #1&2 and Gyro the twin brother (Shiro)

The master in Shiro’s tragic™ backstory is named D’Jahno

Aurita - the land they are playing in (I.E - the most powerful wizard in all of Aurita)

Items - Runestone of Lapham, Jewel of Jitan (pidge’s family heirloom), gloves of transmutation, Yalexian pearl (comic tie-in)

Paladin Trivia

The paladins left earth on a monday (S1E2)

The swords the blades of Mamora use are made of Luxite, which is rare. They are connected to the life force of their wielder

Coran accompanied his Grandfather while the castle of lions was being built, potentially putting his age in the 600s (not counting the 10k year cryo-sleep)

He/him pronouns are used for Pidge until S1E6, and She/her pronouns from S1E6 onwards

Coran’s full name is Coran Hieronymus Wimbleton Smythe

Haggar’s altean name is Honerva. Her official title is High Priestess

The mice are Platt (largest), Chulatt (blue fur/eyes), Plachu (Blue fur, red eyes), and Chuchule (pink fur)

The Holt family dog was originally named Gunther, later changed to Bae Bae (in honor of the studio’s late pet)

The dates on Matt’s tombstone are 0010-05-25 to 0014-04-28. This format may be the correct date format, as Pidge didn’t realize anything was off until she realized Matt’s b-day was wrong

Allura didn’t seem to know that Lotor was half Altean. Coupled with the memory scene with Haggar, it is implied that Lotor was born sometime after Haggar and Zarkon became corrupted.(confirmed S8) He is likely younger than Allura.

Krolia wanted to name Keith “Yorak”

Coran calls his grandfather “Pop-pop Wimbleton”

Hunk’s pappy is named Hershel. He also has a niece and a nephew. (comics) His Uncle is named Filo. It is unclear if “pappy” refers to his father or grandfather

Alfor took scrapings from the hall of consequences (according to Coran, nothing happened) (comics)

Shiro had an unnamed disease that effects the muscles. He used electro-stimulators to keep the muscles loose. It was getting worse, to the point that he would be unable to maintain peak condition for more than a few years. It is unclear if the disease was terminal, or merely debilitating, of if the clone body also shares the disease

Lance loves his Mee-maws cooking

The paladins named the space wolf Kosmo

Shiro’s prisoner number is 117-9875

Clone!Shiro’s subject ID is Y0XT39

Keith’s father was a fireman. He died when he ran back into a building against orders. “You couldn’t tell him anything” - Keith

Pidge’s prisoner number is 52249994880204 (comics)

Birthdays

Hunk - January 13th

Shiro - Febuary 29th (leap day)

Pidge - April 3rd

Lance - July 28th

Keith - October 23rd

Original Paladins

Black - Zarkon of Daibazaal

Yellow - Gyrga from Rygnirath

Green - Trigel of the Dalterion Belt

Blue - Blaytz from Nalquod

Red - Alfor of Altea

Lotor’s generals

Zethrid - big, with the fluffy ears

Narti - the blind lizard woman

Ezor - the bubbly, giggly one

Acxa - Weblum galra (spelling confirmed on official voltron page)

Kova - the space cat, assuming the one with Narti is the same as the one Haggar used to have

Rebels

Ozar - The blue guy who talks with Pidge (presumed dead S8E11)

Te-osh (deceased) - rescued Matt

Olia - star fox

N-7 - Matt’s robot girlfriend

Galra squadrons 

Squadron Erto (hunting Lotor)

Fighter squadrons Djalg 14 & 15(hunting Lotor)

Jaxar fleet (Sendak’s invasion)

Battle command Rill (Sendak’s invasion)

Klytax V-3 - one of 15 ships sent by Lahn (and destroyed by Ranvieg’s weapon)

Commanders in the Galra Succession War

Davdabhau culture (comics)

are legendary hunters and shamans

practice cremation

size and strength are important attributes in mating

a husbands duty includes - preparing food, doing the dishes, and participating in warfare with their warrior wives

Polygamy does not appear to be frowned upon

“Let your soul fry free like the Kotka and carry you to the hunting brounds of your ancestors, kings of the Davdabhau. There, may you battle the iron tusks by day, and feast and fight all night” - eulogy for the late king

“You lived with honor as a king, you died in battle as a warrior. Now burn in glory like a star.” - Eulogy for the late king

Tegus day - an event in history where King Yeran was forced to eat his own foot as punishment for his lies. Also has a song - “Fight all day! Red with blood! Enemies lay in the mud! Feast all night! sing till dawn! Tegus day! Battle won!”

Gantomor - warden of the sacred hunting grounds. Said to be the first Davdabhau to discover the sacred grounds. Capable of transforming to better meet his foes (in single combat, one. Against multiple opponents, an army)

Bvada - a Kotka’s rider for life

Qarlaks - the equivalent of nerd in the davdabhau tongue

Garfle Warfle Snick (The game where anything you Garfle will be Warfled and vice versa)

Bob is the host and Norlox is the announcer

Warfler - a puzzle or game

It takes Quaz-cenbullion credits to win

Hoochas - the time unit. Blazzle is the quantity of time assigned. (Blazzle hoochas vs Final Hoochas)

The games were Pictation, Faces from the past (a goolian credits per name), Garflater (guess the word - worth vezcenbullion credits), and Bank channel (mini golf)

Failure in Garflater gets you cooked alive in the Warflator, a massive tank full of acid that will eventually eat through your skin (though not immediately. Lance was fine for a while)

Failure in Faces from the Past gets you launched into the lair of the Snick (the creature that attacked Clone!Shiro in S3)

Bi-boh-bi is on a “stick-com” called Bii-Boh me

Bob is supposedly a powerful, all knowing interdimensional being who judges the worthiness of great warriors. Legend says that if you meet Bob and live to tell the tale, you are destined for great things

Garrison Personel

James Griffin - leader of the MFE squadron. Was in Keith’s class before the garrison

Nadia Rizavi - the one with the ponytail

Lt. Ryan Kinkade - the quiet sniper.

Ina Leifsdottir - freckles. Talks like a human computer

Admiral Ellen Sonda - grandma prissypants

Timeline (Based off of Earth time. VERY ROUGH ESTIMATIONS)

Year 1 - Kerberos team is captured

Year 2 - Shiro returns. The Blue Lion leaves Earth

Year 3 - Sam returns to earth. The debriefing meeting is about a month from Sam’s arrival ( 1 week sedated and Iverson’s comment about “a month ago) By the end of the year, the prototype MFE’s are in production

Year 4 - Sam reaches the coalition. Approx. 6 months since the Lotor showdown. BOM and Coalition are under attack. The Holts reveal everything to Earth’s citizens

Year 4-5 - Sendak invades

Year 6 - Acxa saves the Paladins from Ezor and Zethrid (her comment about it being 3 years)

Misc people

Lt. Lahn - omega shield episode. Eventually promoted to warlord

Ven’tar - representative of the Planet Lotor ruled and Zarkon destroyed

Tavo - dreadlocked Altean

Luca - altean piloting the ship that attacked earth

Merla - Hoverva’s right hand woman

Fentress - Zethrid’s right hand pirate

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