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he saw his reflection for the first time
#belphegor#(I have the mirror in front of the toilet bc of my fucked leg)#(easier to do skincare while sitting down on something)
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It has been way over a decade since this happened, so some details are a little blurry, but I still have to tell this story here too:
So, my dad's colleague was on a trip with their friends, who were a couple. Now, the wife of this couple was a huge U2 fan, and the highlight of this trip was going to a U2 concert. Later that night, after the concert, they went to a restaurant, and who do they see there at another table? Bono. The wife wants so badly to go and ask for an autograph, but in a typical Finnish fashion, she doesn't want to be a bother because surely Bono just wants to enjoy his night and not be surrounded by fans all the time, so she doesn't go.
Then, she notices that someone from Bono's table gets up and goes to the men's restroom, so she also gets up and goes to wait outside the men's room, until the guy comes out. She then stops him and goes excuse me, I saw that you were at the same table as Bono, would it be in any way possible that you could ask for an autograph from him for me? (because apparently it is much less mortifying to bother someone else you don't know than to bother the guy directly, I guess).
The man apparently kinda stands there for a moment, just looking at her, before he asks, sounding just a tad bit confused, if he heard her right. You want me to go and ask Bono for an autograph for you?
Yes, she says. She's being very polite about it. If you would be so kind. That would be great.
The man says yes, sure, I'll see what I can do about it.
They then part ways and go back to their own tables and continue the night, and some time later, they notice that Bono and the rest of the people who had been at that table have left.
Oh well, the wife thinks. No can do, maybe he just forgot or something or just didn't want to do it. It's okay.
They finish up their meal and ask for the bill. The waiter tells them that their meal has already been paid for, and then tells that they were left with two notes.
The waiter gives them the notes. They are both autographs. One of them says Bono.
And the other says Bruce Springsteen.
#imagine being bruce springsteen. someone stops you outside of a toilet#and then doesn't want your autograph at all#anyway I would've died a little if I was either of them in that situation to be perfectly honest lmao#personal
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i saw a sub/dub comparison of this scene on youtube years ago and it has refused to leave my mind ever since so i'm recreating it here since i can't find the original video anymore
#“one game of chess while everyone watches” and “i even labeled the toilet” just randomly pop into my head sometimes#and i need to stop myself from cracking up out of nowhere#digimon#digimon adventure 02#ken ichijouji#koolmathgames.com
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夕暮れの庭 #前庭 #人気 #庭デザイン #癒される #家具配置
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#家具デザイン研究室#人気#foryou#ダイニングルーム#家#いいねいいわ#kitchendesign#RoomTour#改装筆記#面白いデザイン#room#洗面所収納#リビング#家庭生活#子供部屋#若者の部屋#玄関#主寝室#トイレ#休憩スペース#お部屋作り#狭いタイプ#収納術#革新的デザイン##toilet#リフォームコツ#クローゼット#温かい#家具配置#書斎
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The Barbie movie reminded me about how when I was little my parents were upset that I kept making my Barbie dolls kiss, so they bought me a Ken doll. The next day they found me having a funeral for poor Ken in the garden, he had died of tuberculosis. All the Barbies were in attendance and I buried him under our rose bush. The Barbies were too poor to afford a headstone (it was 1875) so I didn’t mark where the grave was and I never could find him again. He’s probably still there.
#barbie movie#barbie#feminism#ken#ken doll#i’m just ken#my writing#true story#ryan gosling#barbie dolls#greta gerwig#margot robbie#oppenheimer#barbenheimer#if you ever find a Ken doll wrapped in toilet paper that’s mine sorry
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meanwhile notes put up by the guy hired by my dad to help with foreign guests at his little ryokan in rural japan (“my english is not perfect,” said the guy earnestly. “but i think i can always get the meaning across.” “great,” said my dad. “that’s all that matters.”):
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#i saw that tweet and immediately had to message him: remember toilet hole????#this was about ten years ago but the most important thing you should know is:#he now does interpretation/translation for the local government#twitter#japan
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"chubby bunny"
(no manga spoilers please! im waiting till the anime season's done)
#dandadan#fanart#okarun#ken takakura#momo ayase#takakura ken#ayase momo#turbo granny#ive got some brainrot#okarun's gonna have a serious run-in with the toilet later if he swallows that#kinetically art#tfw your powers of vengance are being used by a 15 year old
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AU where Mr. D claiming to be Percy’s dad accidentally counts as Claiming according to Greek god law or whatever and now all the other gods legitimacy believe Percy is his son, but if Mr. D corrects it, he has to explain to Zeus why he pretended he was Percy’s dad so now he’s like “YEP ol’ Perry Johansson is MY child wowie just look at the little fry, you have your mother’s eyes. Please stop standing next to water or you will blow my cover”
Meanwhile Poseidon is just standing off to the side like “how on earth did I dodge THAT bullet”
#EVEN BETTER if Mr D tries to keep his cover by actually treating him like a son#Clarisse doesn’t mess with him cuz after the toilet fiasco Mr D is like “I will feed you to my cult young lady!! good job Peter :)#Percy is like “hey dad why can I control water “and Mr D is like …ever heard of that guy that turned it to wine??#Mr D: PLEASE just help me I can’t keep it a secret for much longer Mr. Brunner: you told him his brother was JESUS???#percy jackson#percy jackon and the olympians#percy jackson the lightning thief#dionysus#Mr D
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forced anything.
force me to drink water then hold my pee.
force me to edge in public.
force me to hold eye contact while i suck you off.
force me to pee myself.
force me to keep my legs open during a cunt whipping.
force me to ruin my orgasms.
force me to wear bigger and bigger plugs.
force me to lock up my cunt in a chastity belt when not in use.
force me to watch porn without touching myself.
force me to expose my tits to strangers on your command.
force me to take your cock in my mouth in public.
force me to stop wearing panties.
force me to wear your cum on my face outside.
force me to hump your leg.
force me to drool on my tits as i edge.
i am weak and horny and needy. i need your firm hand and hard cock to show me my place. you're so much stronger than me. hurt me until i learn to be obedient. form me into the perfect little sub for you.
#fr33use#free use kink#cnc k!nk#cnc free use#rough cnc#r@pe kink#dumb wh0re#edging kink#0rgasm denial#ruined 0rgasm#an@l wh0re#humiliation kink#human fleshlight#dumb slvt#bd/sm kink#dumbification#an@l only#cl1t torture#cl!t torture#painslut#pain slave#pain slvt#cvmdump#piss humiliation#pee humiliation#piss kink#human toilet
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genuinely wish i could
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I’m in ur sink, questioning ur decor choices. Photo from my collection, ca. 1960s.
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You folks know that there is nothing inherently dangerous about penises, right? They don't emit radiation or anything. You will not be harmed by being in the same room as a penis.
#sex segregated spaces are and always have been a stupid idea and one that needs to be universally dismantled#yes this includes toilets and changing rooms
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making little snowmen ⛄⛄
#tbhk#jshk#toilet bound hanako kun#yashiro nene#akane aoi#aoinene#my art#happy holidays eveyone!! :3#ouuhhh i let a few of the recent chapters pile up a bit before bingeing them all and i already desperately need more#the aoi and nene interactions UWHA my daugters are so sweet😭😭 .....#and don't get me started on the boys.....................#the way i teared up seeing what kind of life they COULD'VE had in the real timeline if K didn't have to take care of his family#THE FACT HE DIDN'T WANT TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE “DREAMS” WERE REAL BECAUSE IT MEANT HIS BEST FRIEND WOULD BE DEAD#AND THEN THE BOTH OF THEM DIED ANYWAY???#ok sorry these tags are not at all related to this drawing of nene and aoi making snowmen LMAO#.... boy i gotta stop yapping in the tags (<- her ass is not going to stop)
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