#＃toilet

[pangur-and-grim]

he saw his reflection for the first time

[kooldewd123]

i saw a sub/dub comparison of this scene on youtube years ago and it has refused to leave my mind ever since so i'm recreating it here since i can't find the original video anymore

[umifani]

夕暮れの庭 #前庭 #人気 #庭デザイン #癒される #家具配置

[filiseverus]

The Barbie movie reminded me about how when I was little my parents were upset that I kept making my Barbie dolls kiss, so they bought me a Ken doll. The next day they found me having a funeral for poor Ken in the garden, he had died of tuberculosis. All the Barbies were in attendance and I buried him under our rose bush. The Barbies were too poor to afford a headstone (it was 1875) so I didn’t mark where the grave was and I never could find him again. He’s probably still there.

[gongyussy]

meanwhile notes put up by the guy hired by my dad to help with foreign guests at his little ryokan in rural japan (“my english is not perfect,” said the guy earnestly. “but i think i can always get the meaning across.” “great,” said my dad. “that’s all that matters.”):

[kineticallyanywhere]

"chubby bunny"

(no manga spoilers please! im waiting till the anime season's done)

[mo-mode]

AU where Mr. D claiming to be Percy’s dad accidentally counts as Claiming according to Greek god law or whatever and now all the other gods legitimacy believe Percy is his son, but if Mr. D corrects it, he has to explain to Zeus why he pretended he was Percy’s dad so now he’s like “YEP ol’ Perry Johansson is MY child wowie just look at the little fry, you have your mother’s eyes. Please stop standing next to water or you will blow my cover”

Meanwhile Poseidon is just standing off to the side like “how on earth did I dodge THAT bullet”

[animentality]

[mildmayfoxe]

genuinely wish i could

[catsofyore]

I’m in ur sink, questioning ur decor choices. Photo from my collection, ca. 1960s.

[moniquill]

You folks know that there is nothing inherently dangerous about penises, right? They don't emit radiation or anything. You will not be harmed by being in the same room as a penis.

[pebblethief]

This is Irk, a baby tortle bard off on his first adventure!

He's very excited and optimistic and he inspires people by drawing them little pictures

his plushie is called Gim

[prokopetz]

Skibidi Toilet doesn't confuse me because like 80% of the artists I was following on Tumblr in the mid 2010s were super into objectheads, so a machinima series about an interstellar war between objectheads and the ideological opposite of objectheads is normal to me.

[dummy-daisy]

bring me to your work in the morning but instead of taking me up to your office, strip me naked and tie me up on my knees at the bike racks in front of the building. then send a company wide email, offering my services for everyone. how long will it take until the first of your colleagues starts abusing my throat? how long until my tits are fondled? how long until i get fucked like a dog on my knees? how long until my holes are dripping with overflowing cum? how long until you're on your lunch break and come to inspect me, your free use toy?

[waterthatsmoe]

First years shenanigans

Bonus jack