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[minshift]

𖦹Ꜥꜥ ꧇ THINGS TO ADD TO UR SCRIPT ៸៸ ( 🍥 ،゛

♡ general (pt.2) edition

the world is 3x more colorful

whenever i order things online they dont come late/come in 10 mins and are never ruined

i never get scammed

i dont get d*xxed

my hair never knots

if i dont wash my hair it never gets greasy

bugs dont come 3 miles near me/i dont get bug bites

i always smell good

nobody makes fun of autistic, lgbtq+ people

i dont get erecti*ns randomly (for ppl who are amab in dr)

i have no body hair

i have an endless closet that fits my style

[kleinv01]

OKAY i will give al content. !!!!!

here you go al enjoyers please stop busting my inbox now /lh /j

[stromuprisahat]

Another layer of the Darkling’s trauma I’ve recetly discovered, while I was thinking about Hannibal, specifically one of my favourite quotes:

Our scars have the power to remind us that the past was real. Anchors us. We all need to be anchored.

There’s plenty of fanfics describing the Darkling’s scarred torso, BUT there’s no mention of scars, when we see him half-naked in books:

I tried not to notice the way he looked—his mussed hair, the shadowed ridges of his bare chest. He seemed so human, just a boy wounded in battle, or maybe sparring.

Ruin and Rising- Chapter 9

When we finally arrive at the banya, the Darkling is just emerging from the baths, pulling a clean shirt over his head. He really is something to look at, all lean muscle and pale skin beaded with moisture from the steam.

The Tailor

He’s not allowed to keep not only his name, but also his own history.

A single characteristic scar could give him away.

He’s not allowed to keep reminders of all those things he survived.

As if everything he went through didn’t really happen.

The only visible impact is on his psyche, and we all know that’s his fault, right?

[spockvarietyhour]

Illyrian spaceship, "Damage"

[mi4019cainmayadunne]

ROUGH PODCAST SCRIPT - Academic Industry

Drafting our script, we followed our lecturer Ms. Tharangi Jayasekara’s lesson on the suggested structure for a podcast script, which contains the following elements in that order:

Introduction: A brief explanation of the podcast’s premise, as well as an overview of the episode through headings and topic statements.

Body:  The main content of the podcast as well as possible intermissions and sponsorships. This part ideally has a set structure that prevents the conversation from being derailed. 

Conclusion: A brief summary of the episode, as well as thanking any guests and sponsors and bidding the audience goodbye.

[so-sweet-nana]

Nana at the script reading session for Omniscient Readers Viewpoint

[izzyizumi]

U.S. Dub!2020 Koushiro: "MY NAME... IS Koushiro Izumi" mE: THANK!!!

[notsolveda]

@doomdays: tell me what’s bothering you.

❝ nothing just -- ❞ it feels like he's stuck in that locker again. he's watching from the holes in the metal and it's locked from the outside. there's no getting out and the thing is getting closer. he touches the back of his hand to his cheek to make the tears stop but he feels his beard. oh, right. this isn't high school. he's in college now. it immediately snaps him out of it and he's standing in the middle of scott's kitchen with mason in front of him. shit. third time this week.

this isn't something he would usually share so easily. especially to someone that isn't scott. but he knows mason is the only one that could know what this means. and if he doesn't know then he's the only one he trusts to figure it out. also everything with the beast -- he's the only other person that would probably get it. ❝ uh -- i've been having flashbacks of stuff that happened with void. like one word then suddenly it's the same situation. could it be him again or am i just really stressed so it's triggering flashbacks ? ❞

[winterreigned]

I come up with so many iconic lines of dialogue for things Sansa could’ve said in game of thrones and it just makes me so mad for what we could’ve had

[minshift]

𖦹Ꜥꜥ ꧇ THINGS TO ADD TO UR SCRIPT ៸៸ ( 🍥 ،゛

♡ beauty edition

it it scientifically proven i have the most mesmerizing features.

the face proportions i have are described in old texts as out of this world, an inhuman being to bring light to the dark world

old paintings of gods resemble my face

whenever someone looks at me they fall into a state of admiration

i have been voted #1 for most beautiful person on this earth

i have the face that sailed 1,000 ships

i am the (beauty) standard

i always look good

i have everyones dream body and face

i am everyones type

i have a young, beautiful, calming aura

i fit beauty and body standards

[patticampbell]

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[sillysiluriforme]

FOUINEUSE.

LA TERREUR 01

script: @wisteriasymphony (https://archiveofourown.org/works/57307411)

art: @sillysiluriforme, @wormzandgutz

[ktempestbradford]

I have been on a Willy Wonkified journey today and I need y'all to come with me

It started so innocently. Scrolling Google News I come across this article on Ars Technica:

At first glance I thought what happened was parents saw AI-generated images of an event their kids were at and became concerned, then realized it was fake. The reality? Oh so much better.

On Saturday, event organizers shut down a Glasgow-based "Willy's Chocolate Experience" after customers complained that the unofficial Wonka-inspired event, which took place in a sparsely decorated venue, did not match the lush AI-generated images listed on its official website.... According to Sky News, police were called to the event, and "advice was given."

Thing is, the people who paid to go were obviously not expecting exactly this:

But I can see how they'd be a bit pissed upon arriving to this:

It gets worse.

"Tempest, how could it possibly--"

source of this video that also includes this charming description:

Made up a villain called The Unknown — 'an evil chocolate maker who lives in the walls'

There is already a meme.

Oh yes, the Wish.com Oompa Loompa:

Who has already done an interview!

As bad (and hilarious) as this all is, I got curious about the company that put on this event. Did they somehow overreach? Did the actors they hired back out at the last minute? (Or after they saw the script...) Oddly enough, it doesn't seem so!

Given what I found when poking around I'm legit surprised there was an event at all. Cuz this outfit seems to be 100% a scam.

The website for this specific event is here and it has many AI generated images on it, as stated. I don't think anyone who bought tickets looked very closely at these images, otherwise they might have been concerned about how much Catgacating their children would be exposed to.

Yes, Catgacating. You know, CATgacating!

I personally don't think anyone should serve exarserdray flavored lollipops in public spaces given how many people are allergic to it. And the sweet teats might not have been age appropriate.

Though the Twilight Tunnel looks pretty cool:

I'm not sure that Dim Tight Twdrding is safe. I've also been warned that Vivue Sounds are in that weird frequency range that makes you poop your pants upon hearing them.

Yes, Virginia, these folks used an AI image generator for everything on the website and used Chat GPT for some of the text! From the FAQ:

Q: I cannot go on the available days. Will you have more dates in the future? A: Should there be capacity when you arrive, then you will be able to enter without any problems. In the event that this is not the case, we may ask you to wait a bit.

Fear not, for this question is asked again a few lines down and the answer makes more sense.

Curious about the events company behind this disaster, I took myself over to the homepage of House of Illuminati and I was not disappointed.

I would 100% trust these people to plan my wedding.

This abomination of a website is a badly edited WordPress blog filled with AI art and just enough blog posts to make the casual viewer think that it's a legit business for about 0.0004 seconds.

Their attention to detail is stunning, from how they left up the default first post every WP blog gets to how they didn't bother changing the name on several images, thus revealing where they came from. Like this one:

With the lovely and compact filename "DALL·E-2024-01-30-09.50.54-Imagine-a-scene-where-fantasy-and-reality-merge-seamlessly.-In-the-foreground-a-grand-interactive-gala-is-taking-place-filled-with-elegant-guests-i.png"

"Concept.png" came from the same AI generator that gets text almost, but not quiiiiiite right:

There are a suspicious number of .webp images in the uploads, which makes me think they either stole them from other sites where AI "art" was uploaded or they didn't want to pay for the hi-res versions of some and just grabbed the preview image.

The real fun came when I noticed this filename: Before-and-After-Eventologists-Transformation-Edgbaston-Cricket-Ground-1024x1024-1.jpg and decided to do a Google image search. Friends, you will be shocked to hear that the image in question, found on this post touting how they can transform a boring warehouse into a fun event space, was stolen from this actual event planner.

Even better, this weirdly grainy image?

From a post that claims to be about the preparations for a "Willy Wonka" experience (we'll get to this in a minute), is not only NOT an actual image of anyone preparing anything for Illuminati's event, it is stolen from a YouTube thumbnail that's been chopped to remove the name of the company that actually made this. Here's the video.

If you actually read the blog posts they're all copypasta or some AI generated crap. To the point where this seems like not a real business at all. There's very specific business information at the bottom, but nothing else seems real.

As I said, I'm kinda surprised they put on an event at all. This has, "And then they ran off with all our money!" written all over it. I'm perplexed.

And also wondering when the copyright lawyers are gonna start calling, because...

This post explicitly says they're putting together a "Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory Experience" complete with golden tickets.

Somewhere along the line someone must have wised up, because the actual event was called "Willys Chocolate Experience" (note the lack of apostrophe) and the script they handed to the actors about 10 minutes before they were supposed to "perform" was about a "Willy McDuff" and his chocolate factory.

As I was going through this madness with friends in a chat, one pointed out that it took very little prompting to get the free Chat GPT to spit out an event description and such very similar to all this while avoiding copyrighted phrases. But he couldn't figure out where the McDuff came from since it wasn't the type of thing GPT would usually spit out...

Until he altered the prompt to include it would be happening in Glasgow, Scotland.

You cannot make this stuff up.

But truly, honestly, I do not even understand why they didn't take the money and run. Clearly this was all set up to be a scam. A lazy, AI generated scam.

Everything from the website to the event images to the copy to the "script" to the names of things was either stolen or AI generated (aka stolen). Hell, I'd be looking for some poor Japanese visitor wandering the streets of Glasgow, confused, after being jacked for his mascot costume.

HE LIVES IN THE WALLS, Y'ALL.

[alpha-mag-media]

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[ellesnorthernstar]

THINGS TO SCRIPT IN YOUR DR:

• high alcohol tolerance. (vomiting and getting blacked out drunk 24/7 is NOT demure.)

• amazing grades, even if you’re low effort. (always get a’s and maybe b’s for no reason. you blink, boom. 100% in pre-calculus).

• ALLERGIES DONT EXIST.

• braces are free, dental insurance is free. you can buy “cute nonmedical braces” off amazon. (very specific but i love braces)

• your phone/electronic never breaks, lags, etc. and is always up to par.

• your desired color iphone exist (pink!).

• for my vapers: you will get the greatest nic buzz no matter how many puffs.

• if you’re going to college in your dr, you’re always winning and receiving scholarships. #loan? #whatsthat?

• everything is handed to you for cheap/free. a car? maybe your dad surprise you with one! an apartment? someone ask if you want it and it’s clean! a concert? some person dropped their ticket and forgot.

• you’re popular but mysterious. (so everybody know you, but don’t really know you. your circle probably small too.)

• you don’t forget anything while on the road/at your destination.

• unlimited funds.

• you always get a job (and keep it too!).

• if you like astrology, script that your natal chart or birthday is different. in fact, make your birthday YOUR desired sign! (for example, 01/01 is a pisces. instead of actuality, a capricorn).

• you don’t have a roommate for college, so the dorm is all yours.

• uber, lyft, and all that stuff is cheap. (they be costing you an arm and a leg just to go down the street 😭)

• being a stem major is easy. (trust me, i feel for stem major shifters)

[notsolveda]

@wolfburnt

it all happens so fast. one minute everything is fine then the next, the door flies open and there stands allison with a crossbow. the next time you're aware of what's happening -- your hands are drenched in derek's blood. did you do this ? no. that was allison. except there's no way that was allison. you did wake up this morning unable to read. plus that weird feeling of not feeling like you were alone in your body. maybe it was a warning even though you wake up like that most mornings. maybe it's always been a warning. but how were you supposed to ever predict this ?

❝ derek. ❞ your hand hovers over the arrow to take it out but you stop. you know him better than that by now. ❝ i don't know what just happened. maybe this is some kind of weird foreplay you guys do that i want no part of. maybe it's all of our worst nightmares coming true because we got too comfortable. i don't know -- i don't know but when i pull this out you're going to remember that you have four kids that will need you and you're not going to do anything to get yourself killed. alright ? ❞