#潘塔罗涅

[eggiari]

当多托雷调戏富人

What happens when Dottore teased Pantalone

[kogizumi]

omg tiny pantalone hii

[dinger712]

脑洞是这样的——

七大军校举办竞技比赛，每所学校派出5名正式队员（两组双人机甲+一个单兵）和1名替补，枫丹廷这边的队长那维莱特和副队长莱欧斯利一组，林尼兄妹一组，加上新生娜维娅，菲米尼替补。

所有人都说枫丹双璧毕业后会去梅洛彼得堡要塞服役授衔。那维莱特出身于古老的贵族名门，虽然是指挥系首席，但身手丝毫不亚于战斗类专业的学生，据说他曾将好斗的至冬选手达达利亚打败，对于那场对决，那维莱特不愿意提起，只说自己是出其不意，仅仅为了维护校园纪律才出此下策。

莱欧斯利的事迹完全是另一番模样——出身于白淞镇一带的潦倒少年 ，混迹在藏污纳垢的灰河水道，青少年法庭七进七出的传奇，最后竟能爬上单兵系首席的位置，与那维莱特并肩。实习记者夏洛蒂采访过他，问他是否是传说中的“地狱犬”，莱欧说哪有七进七出那么夸张，自己只是光速认罪好好改造而已，他没能跟夏洛蒂坦白的是，自己或许是秉公无私的那维首席的唯一污点。

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这张图如果画全了，那维手里应该��着一只三条机械腿���士奇。遛狗路上碰见了对手，那维拦着莱欧说别冲动。忍不住加了点战损

实际打起架来却是莱欧在劝那维别激动哈哈哈哈哈

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蒙德队

【琴+凯亚=骑士团凑合队，凯亚本来的搭档迪卢克毕业了，所以新的正副队长组成搭子】

【优菈+安柏=我很看好这一队】

【+班尼特，砂糖替补】←班尼特在生存环节落单，临时加入璃月队，都不想走了

璃月队，非常冒险的全一年级队，却拥有实力恐怖的教练组

【行秋+重云】

【香菱+胡桃】

【+辛焱，唯一不是一年级的刻晴被拉来替补】

稻妻队

【绫人+托马=日本动画片里常有这种队】

【一斗+久岐忍=阿忍对不起战术性下线换替补队员来】

【+宵宫，五郎替补】←差生一斗做梦都想不到能与他网上认识的女神学习搭子一起开机甲

须弥队

【艾尔海森+卡维=分是满天星合是一团火这火有点太大了队】虽然是天才组合，艾尔海森与卡维却在第一场比赛中吵架，让枫丹轻松取胜。

【赛诺+提纳里=太靠谱了还得是你俩队】

【+柯莱，阿帽替补】←须弥秘密武器了属于是

至冬队

【潘塔罗涅+多托雷=心脏反派开派队】

【阿蕾奇诺+罗莎琳=女仆你带我走吧队】

【+达达利亚，桑多涅替补】

[ittybittyhuac]

"Kill them with kindness" Wrong. CURSE OF QIN SHI HUANG

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“kill them with kindness” Wrong. CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆

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乔伊斯名字的来历

Joyce本名Rejoyce，取自Rejoice极乐欢乐的意思（救命投稿把人家名字打错了尴尬了）

席勒 欢乐颂

乔伊斯，极乐世界的女儿

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詹姆斯·乔伊斯写了尤利西斯

尤利西斯是奥德修斯的罗马名，整部书对应史诗奥德赛也就是奥德修斯返回家乡（伊萨卡岛）的故事

奥德修斯二十来岁参与特洛伊战争，仗打了十年，用了十年才回家，就是四十来岁。乔伊斯48岁（显老因为在灰域中过度暴露）03年生于瑞瓦肖公社，但她丈夫是维斯珀人所以大概婚后住在维斯珀，并且到处航行，她接替之前的谈判代表，来瑞瓦肖就是回到家乡

奥德修斯以智慧著称，但在罗马臭名昭著（也就是叫尤利西斯的时候）因为维吉尔写了埃涅阿斯纪，特洛伊王子埃涅阿斯在特洛伊陷落的时候逃了出来，最后建立了罗马。攻陷特洛伊的木马就是奥德修斯的计谋，所以奥德修斯是罗马的敌人。正如乔伊斯也是阶级敌人，她没存心要害你但还是故意隐瞒了第四个雇佣兵（她就是董事会成员而且逃兵说雇佣兵是和她一起来的）最危险的那个

但丁把维吉尔奉为老师，在神曲里跟维吉尔同游地狱遇见了尤利西斯

神曲地狱篇 第二十六首 尤利西斯的最后一次航行

“刻尔吉曾把我留在加埃塔附近的地方一载有余，这发生在埃涅阿斯给这座城市如此命名之前；在我离开她的时际，不论是对儿子的亲情，还是对老父的孝心，也不论是那应有的恋情，它想必曾使潘奈洛佩感到欢欣，所有这些都不能把我心中的热情战胜，我热切希望成为周游世界的行家，洞悉世人的弊端与美德的能人；但是，我航行在这辽阔无垠的大海上，只驾着一叶扁舟，只有一小伙人作伴，而我也不曾被这些人抛下不管。我看见了地中海的此岸与彼岸，最后，我还看见了西班牙乃至摩洛哥，以及被这四周的海水浸润着的撒丁岛和其他岛屿。当时，我和同伴们都已年老力衰，我们仍来到了那狭窄的入海口，那里正是海格立斯划出他的界标之���在，界标警告世人不能再越雷池一步：在右边，我离开了塞维利亚，在另一边，我先已离开了休达。我说：‘哦，弟兄们，经过千难万险，你们终于到达了西方境界，在我们所剩无几的知觉所处的这个如此短暂的苏醒状态，你们千万不可放弃那亲身体验：尾随着太阳，去探索那无人的世界。你们要考虑你们的起源：你们并非生来就像禽兽般活着，一无所成，而是要追求知识与德行。’我这短短的一番话打动了我的同伴们的心，他们如此急切地渴望继续前进，我后来几乎难以阻止他们的航程；我们把船尾掉向清晨，我们把双桨变为狂飞的双翅，一直向左方疾驰。黑夜已望见另一极的群星点点，而我们这一极则如此低落，甚至无法露出海面。月亮把光芒射向下方，在我们投入这艰辛的航行之后，这光芒曾五次熄灭，五次照亮，这时，出现了一座大山，由于距离太远，它显得模糊不清，我觉得我从未见过任何大山像它那样高耸入云。我们异常兴奋，但很快便转为悲啼；因为从那新的大地上一阵旋风倏起，击打前部舟楫，它使船只随着周围的海水旋转了三次：到第四次，则把船尾向上掀起，正如迎合另一位的欢心，使船头向下冲去，最后，我们都被淹没到海里。”

西方境界：人世的西方边境

（黄文捷译）

灰域旧称西部平原Western Plains。Elysium，极乐世界/至福乐土，来源于古希腊��话，又称Elysian Plains/Elysian Fields，位于世界的西部边界

她回家了，现在她又要启程了

乔伊斯，灰域远航者

[thatjadedhotmess]

borrowing their hoodie !

pairings/characters: fatui harbingers x gn!reader

warnings⚠️: not much but skin to skin contact for pierro's, scaramouche's, signora's and arlecchino's

synopsis: their reaction when you ask to borrow their hoodie

wc: 0.88k++

note: completely self indulgent and not completely accurate compared to the teaser :> (except for pulcinella bc idk how to write for him so he didn't get a part in this) also a different way of writing my hcs soo enjoy likes and reblogs are always greatly appreciated:)

☁︎︎ Pierro (皮耶罗)

I know he looks like he could literally obliterate everything in his way (he can yes) but when it comes to you and his hoodies he grows all soft and his heart melts. It's just so much bigger than you and you always look so comfy and cozy in it he just wants to hug you and have you with him at all times when you're asleep in his lap:(( Also imagining the looks on the fatui's faces when they see you in their superior's lap.

☁︎︎ Capitano (卡皮塔诺)

Seems neutral about it but is secretly happy. He thinks that as a good boyfriend it's only right that he lets you have his hoodie if you want it. His reaction is cute. He's a blushing mess under the mask after seeing you in his hoodie. The dark blue hoodie was way too big for you, the bottom reaching your knees and the sleeves too long for you as you cuddle into yourself, content with the residual warmth from capitano wearing it before you.

☁︎︎ Il Dottore (多托雷)

Scolds you (not in a serious way) but will still willingly give you his hoodie or get his clones to bring one for you. Though, he secretly enjoys being able to be of help to you and sometimes, sometimes, hopes that you don't bring your hoodie so he can see you smothered by his hoodie instead. You found this out from his clones and didn't have the heart to tell him so now you just 'forget' to bring it.

☁︎︎ Columbina (哥伦比娅)

Doesn't give you her hoodie but rather give you an exact copy of the one she has. She would so much rather match hoodies together than give you hers because it serves as a constant reminder to her that even apart you two can have something exclusive to share. Though, she is willing to let you have her hoodie if it's in exchange for one of yours so she can have a you-scented hoodie.

☁︎︎ Scaramouche (斯卡拉姆齐)

Similar to Dottore, he's a little shit about it but will still give it to you in the end. The first time you asked if you could borrow it he grumbled on and on about you not bringing your own hoodie and that you should be more responsible in the future, even though he's literally pulling off his hoodie for you and putting it on you himself before he takes both of your hands in his, warming your icy hands in his own.

☁︎︎ Sandrone (桑多涅)

I think she would be similar to Columbina in a sense that she would rather match hoodies with you but instead of buying/getting a new hoodie for you, she'll hand make it for you and ask you what designs you want. That way it'll be unique to you and you only and she also prefers it this way as she can make something for you. With her being a harbinger she doesn't get much alone time with you so this would be her way of expressing her love for you.

☁︎︎ La Signora (女士)

There are some similarities between her, Dottore and Scaramouche but she's definitely a lot softer than them. The most she'll do before giving you her hoodie is maybe a little tsk and a don't forget your own next time, even though she also hopes that you forget and need to ask her for help. When she lends you her hoodie, you can expect to have her hands in the pockets of the hoodie so that she can stay warm (be close to you).

☁︎︎ Pantalone (潘塔罗涅)

Simp. A simp. Pantalone.exe backup and reboot needed. He might not have a hoodie with him but he always wears this long designer coat and he decided to let you borrow it because you were cold. The coat is hanging dangerously close to the ground but he can't even be mad at that fact because you look so cute in his long coat he couldn't stand it and needed to look away and calm down for a minute to regain his composure:))

☁︎︎ Arlecchino (阿蕾奇诺)

A gentleman is this sense. Will take it off without question before handing it to you, hugging your figure once you've put it on yourself. Cute she thinks, your figure wrapped in the slightly oversized hoodie with the sleeves too long for your arms. Takes this as an opportunity to wrap her icy hands around your torso, making you let out a squeal at the contact between your skin and her hands.

☁︎︎ Childe (達達利亞)

Like Arlecchino, he'll give up his hoodie in a heartbeat. Couldn't bear seeing you shiver and rub your arms so he takes his own off before you saying anything and puts it over you. Now, once you're in it, you can expect one of two things to happen. Either, he'll coo at you and talk about how adorable you are adorned in his hoodie or two, turn away a blushing mess and not say anything because you're too cute. The first one however happens more often.

[timmie-p]

啊啊啊潘塔罗涅啊啊帅哥啊啊啊操

[nithyanandaparamashivam]

2020年8月10日，尼希亞南達共修講座，英語開示

帕冉瑪希瓦直接從凱拉薩傳來的信息： 了解凱拉薩關於出生、死亡、生命、宇宙、神、人類社會的宇宙法則——這些都是你生命的基本要素。理解的結果；這是今天的信息:你的內在會擁有宇宙意識。  *從宇宙中了解生命，就像宇宙揭示生命一樣，而不是像那些愚蠢的唯物主義洗腦者試圖教你的那樣。 *長期以來的資本家們試圖給你洗腦，讓你認為生活就是你擁有的舒適和奢華，因為他們想讓你成為他們的顧客。你對他們的唯一用處就是從他們那裡買東西。他們說，“掙錢，掙錢，掙錢，然後來給我們買一條牛仔褲，接著是房子，和一輛車……”然後，你要用你的一生來償還你的房屋抵押貸款。你是一台支付他們賬單的機器。他們教你如何做到這一點。 *每一個在教導你怎樣生活都是在利用你。但是宇宙教給你的是生命的本來面貌。 *我看到了人們的妄想：害怕有組織性的生活，他們甚至會自殺，只因他們不想過著有組織性的生活。 *整個宇宙是如此美麗有序，甚至混亂也是如此美麗有序。 *如果你學會了這種秩序，你就會明白生活是如此美好有序。 *如果你早上醒來，想起帕冉瑪希瓦，你的整個身體、思想、意識、情感，都會醒來！相當於有25杯咖啡。記住祂的25張臉，50隻手，75隻眼睛…然後祈禱，“瑪���帝瓦！顯化在我身上…！相當於有25杯咖啡。你會變得超級活躍！ *孩子們，如果你給他們巧克力，他們會變得非常活躍。我見過蘭賈尼（RANJANI'S ）和凱拉薩·杰納南（ KAILASH JNANAM）的孩子們這麼做過。他們會繞著整個寺廟跑！現在，斯卡達瑪塔（SKANDAMATA ）甚至不吃巧克力也能做這件事！記住她是蘇布拉曼雅（SUBRAHMANYA戰神），她到處跑！我很高興！ *記住帕冉瑪希瓦有如食糖後的興奮感（SUGAR RUSH）。您的全天將按順序進行。 *MORNING, YOUR SUGAR RUSH SHOULD BE REMEMBERING MAHADEVA WITH 25 HEADS, 50 HANDS AND 75 EYES!  *早上好，你的食糖後興奮感（SUGAR RUSH）應該是記住有25個頭，50隻手和75隻眼睛的瑪哈帝瓦！ *FROM THE TIME I KNOW ME, MY SUGAR RUSH IS ARUNACHALA'S DARSHAN! WHEN I LOOK BACK I FEEL I HAVE NOT CHANGED AT ALL!  *從我認識我的時候起，我的食糖後興奮感（SUGAR RUSH）就是阿魯納恰拉(ARUNACHALA)的達顯！當我回頭看的時候，我覺得我一點也沒有改變！ 注：阿魯納恰拉(ARUNACHALA)是印度泰米爾納德邦蒂魯瓦納馬萊的一座山丘，巨石遍布，當地方言意指紅色的聖山 *這個定義對我來說是最貼切的定義：“南印度偏遠村莊，蒂魯萬納馬萊（ TIRUVANNAMALAI）一小支連續不斷的傳承開悟大師形式是正確的，這就是尼希亞南達！” *我可以重複這個定義多次！ *無論是塗抹額頭上的聖灰，還是用金剛菩提子裝飾身體，還是我以雙盤蓮花腿的方式坐著，還是到膝蓋的布料……如果你看到我1994年的瑜伽加冕典禮的照片，我覺得在過去的26年裡我一點都沒有改變！在那些日子裡，當我醒來，我看到的第一件事就是阿魯納恰拉。現在我已經在三摩地了。當我睜開眼睛，我覺得我是帕冉瑪希瓦！就這樣。我覺得沒什麼不同。 *“凱拉薩”不過是阿魯納恰拉正確了！就這些！祂正在世界各地複興阿魯納恰拉！ *從宇宙中了解死亡，誰知道你死亡前，死亡過程中，死亡後，以及死亡過程是什麼。 *向宇宙學習一切。宇宙在《奧義書》、《吠陀經》和《阿戈瑪經》中美妙的揭示了所有這些神聖的真理。 *當你學習，理解，內觀- SHRAVANA, MANANA, NIDIDHYASANA -諦聽，內化，顯化這些來自宇宙的偉大真理，你的意識就變成了覺醒的意識。那麼你就應該知道生活的真諦。 *昨天我看到很多臉書帖文：“只有現在我們才明白奎師那的犧牲！” *即使是奎師那的甜蜜行為（RASA LEELA）也是一種極端的犧牲。這不是女人或一夫多妻，因為這些傢伙扭曲它。他們是“3M”的私生子，然後歪曲奎師那和羅摩的生活，侮辱印度教徒(興都教)。他們讓印度教徒感到對他們的傳統和文明不尊重。 *當奎師那還是個孩子時，發生了所有奎師那的甜蜜行為(RASA LEELA)。當時祂在BRINDAVAN，才不到10歲。奎師那的甜蜜行為(RASA LEELA)10，祂已經搬到了馬圖拉（ MATHURA）了。 *讓我解釋一下奎師那，並在你身上誘發更多的愛，奉愛，虔誠，讓你所有人顯化奎師那，享受並慶祝奎師那。為什麼要浪費時間在卡姆薩( KAMSAS)，阿修羅王(NARAKASURAS )和童護(SISUPALAS) [注：《摩訶婆羅多》裡的反面人物]。讓他們過他們的生活，讓我們過我們的生活！ *關於奎師那一生的一切都是絕對的奉獻——SARVAPARI TYAGA 。為了人類犧牲（SARVAPARI TYAGA)，無論是祂把生命獻給了祂從阿修羅王的地獄中救出的16000名婦女，還是祂自己創造了一個可受控的條件，拆散了所有最危險的武器，並消滅了所有能使這些武器倍增的人，這樣地球才變安全，再次成為一個可以安全生活的地方。  *殺死毘濕摩（BHEESHMA）和德羅納(DRONA）是一個基本的要求，因為只要任何人去服務德羅納，他都會教他們製造武器(BRAHMASTRA)。那傢伙學會了後到底是要依據法，還是要為自己妄想的自大作為法則辯解，誰知道呢！所以殺了德羅納和毘濕摩是絕對必要的。  注：德羅納DRONA在古印度史詩《摩訶婆羅多》中是俱盧族和般度族的上師。在婆羅多族大戰中，德羅納和毘濕摩(Bishma)一樣，也是一位享有崇高威望的大武士。 *奎師那把所有的事情都推到了自己身上。這就是為什麼我希望奎師那的PARTHASARATHY形體（注���臉上長鬍子帶劍傷之相）被崇拜，以紀念祂極端的奉獻。只有這樣，你才會明白他在金奈海灘上休息的犧牲。咸空氣雖然會灼傷傷口，但很快會癒合傷口。這就是為什麼他去了特里皮涅（ TRIPLICANE，地方名），並在那裡休息，讓所有戰後的傷口癒合。 *別以為他一直躺在床上，有最好的食物、衣服、舒適的東西和最好的女人例如阿什塔·薩基斯（ASHTA SAKHIS）。別把你的幻想投射到祂身上。祂是一個非常真誠、慈悲、一致性的領導者、講師、嚮導、培訓者。 最終，奎師那放棄了自己的主張。祂在般度族（PANDAVAS）的陣營，但是祂將軍隊（ NARAYANI SENA）交給了俱盧族(KAURAVAS)，而NARAYANI SENA做了一致性的工作。他們沒有放下武器，因為奎師那在另一個陣營。他們遵守了祂的話。祂塑造了什麼樣的人格！那就是奎師那，祂的命令比他們對奎師那的個人依戀更重要，並且他們也知道沒有什麼可以做了，奎師那太偉大了！ 注： NARAYANI SENA軍隊是主奎師那的德瓦卡王國被稱為有史以來最高兵力。它們是對敵對王國的基本威脅。由於懼怕納拉亞尼·塞納（Narayani Sena），許多國王並未嘗試與達瓦拉卡（Dwaraka）作戰。因為達瓦拉卡（Dwaraka）通過克里希納（Krishna）的政治和亞達瓦斯（Yadavas）的才華來解決大多數威脅。Yadavas使用Narayani Sena，將其帝國擴展到了印度大部分地區。 *如果你深入了解奎師那的生活，那麼我就能理解一個從宇宙中了解生命的人知道如何生活和散發的，從而顯化了極端的奉獻（TYAGA）——犧牲自己。 *最後祂接受了甘陀利（甘陀利）的詛咒。祂本來可以拒絕的，不是所有的詛咒都會影響到祂，就像祂能阻止PARIKSHITU發來的武器（BRAHMASTRA）！但祂說，“我想通過尊重甘陀利的詛咒來紀念她的痛苦，”所以祂犧牲了雅度族人（YADU KULA）。 *祂知道雅度族人(YADU KULA)會被毀滅，所以祂把自己的身體交給SURYA VAMSA。卡林加（KALINGA）由SURYA VAMSA統治。祂把自己的身體給他們，並告訴他們，“請維持我的身體在本我三摩地中。” *賈甘納特（JAGANNATH）保存了須跋陀羅（SUBADRA），大力羅摩（BALARAMA）和奎師那處在本我三摩地（ JEEVA SAMADHI）的身體。奎師那離開身體後，身體漂浮到另一邊。裡面裝滿了鹽水，變成了自然木乃伊。這三具身體都是由SURYA VAMSA RAJAS修復，他們通過修建賈甘納特神廟來維護他們。 奎師那、須跋陀羅（SUBADRA）和大力羅摩（BALARAMA）還在賈格許廟里活著。如果你想面對面地見到奎師那，去印度的普里賈格許廟吧。祂是SAKSHAT PRATYAKSHA MURTI——活生生的神像。 *拉馬��賈（RAMANUJA）坐在斯里蘭加姆（SRIRANGAM），心臟在跳動中。我在斯里蘭加姆見過那個神像。祂還活著。當我去接受祂的達顯的時候，我鞠躬並許下一個小小的願望，“神啊，請讓我看看你還活著”。祂甜蜜地睜開眼睛，微微一笑，閉上眼睛，再次去了三摩地。我是在和我的信徒交談，我對巨魔（Troll）不感興趣。  *所有對我一致的信徒，真誠地相信並喜愛我所說的話：去斯里蘭甘，站在拉馬努賈（RAMANUJA）神像面前，告訴祂：“PRABHO！我的上師派我來的。祂告訴我你對祂微笑，睜開了眼睛，給了達顯（ DARSHAN）。請再這樣對我做一遍。請祝福我。我真誠地相信上師的話，並來到這裡。我來是為了你的達顯。” 注：Darshan指對神（尤其是以形象形式）、受人尊敬的人或神聖物體的注視。這種體驗被認為是對等的，並導致觀看者得到祝福。 *現在我給你承諾，如果拉馬努賈（RAMANUJA）給了我達顯，而這是事實，祂也將會給你同樣的達顯和祝福。 *祂的肉身比起祂在世时缩小了一点。祂身材魁梧。但祂还活着。我没有理由撒谎。什么是既得利益，我促进阿查里亚罗曼奴的三摩地？即使我现在去那里，他们甚至不允许我进入他们的国家或寺庙并获得达显。那座寺庙不在我的控制之下，你们所有人都可以来，很多钱都会来的！我只是告诉我所有对开悟感兴趣的真诚弟子，“不要错过。至少去那里看一次。祂会祝福你的。”祂是一个活生生的，活生生的，活生生的MAHAPURUSHA（指解脱的灵魂，特别是伟大的奉献者，已脱离了物质世界”）。我去过斯里兰加姆好几次。 *即使当我去舍地（SHIRDI，位於印度马哈拉施特拉邦的一個小鎮）的时候，祂也只是坐在那里！祂不是神像！祂是！ *我不是一个轻狂或妄想的人，见到了不存在的东西。我见到的比你见到的还要多！ *刚才我连接了拉马努贾，并祈祷道：“PRABHO，请祝福任何以我的名字来听这个开示的人。请恩典他们，让他们意识到你还活着。祂说：“如你所愿（TATHAASTU）！只有在我得到祂的“如你所愿（TATHAASTU）”之后，我才向你们所有人宣布。如果你问斯里兰加姆的任何人，他们会告诉你拉马努贾的三摩地在哪里。  *我所有的古鲁库学校的孩子们、学生、持戒僧/尼和凯拉萨居民，只要印度被允许旅行后，你们应该都到那里去。现在，由于新冠病��疫情可能无法实现，尤其是国际旅行。 *你可以问祂，“PRABHO！是斯瓦米吉派我来的。祂说你还活着，请你以某种方式表现出来（要么睁开眼睛，要么微笑，或者移动手……让祂决定）”，祂还活着，坐在三摩地中——SAYUJYA MUKTI OF PARANDAMA（与神合一）。 *去内化关于生命、死亡、开悟、生命目的的宇宙法则。 *《伽陀奧義書》（KATHOPANISHAD）非常清楚地顯示了什麼是死亡。我已經說過很多遍了，對它有詳細的說明和揭示。請你聆聽所有這些共修講座和課堂並閱讀它。 *同樣的，宇宙的不同意識狀態和不同的層面，11個維度，25個意識狀態，25個帕冉瑪希瓦的面向……內化所有的這一切。 *從此你將發展出一種強大的有意識的存在方式。 *奎師那的奉獻（TYAGA）領導了整個印度教（興都教），把地球從最嚴重的災難中拯救出來。 *奎師那避免了1000次原子戰爭。 *在摩訶婆羅多戰爭時期，至少有10個人有能力摧毀整個宇宙（SRISHTI）。最傑出的戰略家奎師那拆散、拆除或摧毀了所有的武器，拯救了地球。 *它們是強大的武器，如BRAHMASTRA, BRAHMASHEERSHA ASTRA, NARAYANA ASTRA, BRAHMANDA ASTRA, BHARAGAVA ASTRA, PASHUPATA ASTRA.。他們每個人都可以毀滅整個宇宙（SRISHTI創造）。 *祂的極端奉獻（ TYAGA）——祂把整個印度教（興都教）整合為一本書——《博伽梵歌》。 *可以說出《博伽梵歌》的特質——祂證明了祂完全控制著自己，並且在領導整個戰爭時完全沒有激動！這就是真正戰士的定義！ *這就是為什麼毘濕摩（BHEESHMA）在彌留之際，吟誦著VISHNU SAHASRANAMAM（梵文讚美詩,含1000個毘濕奴名號），讚頌把他放在死亡之床上的奎師那！毘濕摩知道只有奎師那才能把他放在死亡之床上。毘濕摩躺在死亡之床上，吟誦VISHNU SAHASRANAMAM： OM VISHNUM VISHNURVASHATKARO BHOOTA BHAVYA BHAVAT PRABHUHU… *這是對奎師那的讚頌（STUTHI）!你可以看到這首詩有那麼多奎師那的名字，比毘濕奴和祂其他化身名字更多。 注：毘濕奴有無數化身，奎師那是其中一個化身。 如果你看到整部LALITHA SAHASRANAMA（印度教[興都教]無上母神Lalita的一千個名號），那麼多的米納克什（MEENAKSHI，也是尼希亞南達上師其中一世的化身）的名字出現在其中！在第一章節中： 注：米納克什（MEENAKSHI）是馬杜賴(Madurai)的印度教女神，是帕爾瓦蒂女神化身，.也是希瓦神Sundareswarar的神聖配偶。她是古代潘迪亞王國的公主，後來管理整個馬杜賴 *整個描述：走出CHIDAGNI KUNDA，HOMA KUNDA……這是關於米納克什和她的生活，因為阿迪·商羯羅在馬杜拉顯化了LALITHA SAHASRANAMAM！這就是為什麼LALITHA SAHASRANAMAM是帕冉沙克蒂(PARASHAKTI)的米納克什形體！整首VISHNU SAHASRANAMA就是毘濕奴的化身——奎師那！ * VISHNU SAHASRANAMA BHASHYA是有關奎師那的生活。LALITHA SAHASRANAMA BHASHYA是有關米納克什的生活！ *我已經做了足夠的研究來證明米納克什和奎師那在同一時間線上。一時間軸上。.我至少有10個參考。米納克什的父親做了火祭法事，生了米納克什。她不曾停留在任何子宮裡停留。就是在那個地方，我們的SHYAMALAPEETHA SARVAJNAPEETH就在那裡。我們有原始的聖典參考資料。米納克什的父親MALAYADWAJA PANDYA死於摩訶婆羅多戰爭。那些想把整個印度教（興都教）稱為神話的愚蠢傢伙否認了這一切。這些都是簡單直接的事實，比世界上最腐敗的印度媒體更真實。 *我們所有的《往世書》史實比你今天讀到的任何媒體報導都要真實1000倍。印度大眾媒體試圖摧毀整個印度教（興都教）。古印度（ INDIAN BHARAT ）被印度大眾媒體“強姦”並摧毀。  *THE ITIHASAS PROVE THAT MEENAKSHI'S FATHER WAS KILLED.  *這證明了米納克什的父親被殺了。 *米納克什的父親在戰爭中被奎師那殺死。MALAYDHWAJA PANDYA說他會殺了奎師那，但他們最終達成了諒解與和平。然後瑪拉亞德瓦MALAYADWAJA加變得對奎師那非常虔誠，他從般度族那邊發動了戰爭，在戰爭中他被殺了。  *阿加斯蒂亞(AGASTYA)和瓦魯納( VARUNA)是潘迪亞王國的創始人。洪水過後，瓦魯納指引著摩奴(人類的祖先）的船，而瑪莎阿凡塔拉(MATSYA AVATARA )帶著那艘方舟（船）停在潘迪亞王國。然後阿加斯蒂亞到來並複興了整個文明。阿加斯蒂亞也在摩奴的方舟裡。所以瓦魯納和阿加斯蒂亞是潘迪亞王國(PANDYA KINGDOM)的創始人。這就是為什麼魚是像徵，即毘濕奴的化身，帶來了船並停了下來。這一切都是歷史，除非你是3M的私生子，否則你會稱之為神話。 *ITIHASAS ARE HISTORICAL 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读维基 | 最后一位苏联元帅逝世，苏联元帅级军衔最后一人都是谁？

2月25日，最后一位苏联元帅德米特里·季莫费耶维奇·亚佐夫逝世，至此「苏联元帅」这个军衔彻底成为历史。

包括亚佐夫在内，有5位苏联元帅活到了苏联解体后，他们分别是：

维克托·格奥尔基耶维奇·库利科夫（1921–2013）

1977年晋升苏联元帅，曾任华约组织联合武装部队总司令，苏联解体后任俄罗斯国防部顾问。2013年去世，享年91岁。

尼古拉·瓦西里耶维奇·奥加尔科夫（1917–1994）

1977年晋升苏联元帅，曾任苏军总参谋长，1994年去世，享年76岁。

谢尔盖·列昂尼多维奇·索科洛夫（1911–2012）

1978年晋升苏联元帅，曾任苏联国防部长，1987年因红场事件免职。苏联解体后任俄罗斯国防部长顾问。2012年去世，享年101岁，是史上享寿最长的苏联元帅。

瓦西里·伊万诺维奇·彼得罗夫（1917–2014）

1983年晋升苏联元帅，曾任苏联陆军总司令，苏联解体后任俄罗斯国防部长顾问。2014年去世，享年97岁。

德米特里·季莫费耶维奇·亚佐夫（1924–2020）

1990年晋升苏联元帅，曾任苏联国防部长，八一九事件后被逮捕，1994年获得赦免。后在总参谋部学院担任军事顾问。2020年去世，享年95岁。

苏联解体之后，他们依然保留了「苏联元帅」的军衔，因此在很多照片上都可以看到俄罗斯军服搭配「苏联元帅」肩章的场景。

有种奇妙的时空交错感。

苏联的元帅体系非常复杂，包括4级：

第一级：苏联大元帅；

第二级：苏联元帅、苏联海军元帅；

第三级：军兵种主帅

第四级：军兵种元帅、海军元帅（合成军大将与之同级）

今天就来看看，这些高级军衔的最后一人都是谁吧。

第一级：苏联大元帅

苏联大元帅只授予过斯大林一人，但斯大林从未穿过大元帅军服。

大元帅军服的样品曾向斯大林展示��，但他并没有批准，有说法认为斯大林觉得这套军服太过奢华和过时。

这套样品现在保存在莫斯科的卫国战争中央博物馆里，吊穗肩章确实比较浮夸，仿佛回到了库图佐夫的时代。

苏联大元帅军衔在斯大林死后便没有再授予，苏联档案中曾发现一些群众来信，建议授予勃列日涅夫「苏联大元帅」军衔。

第二级：苏联元帅、苏联海军元帅

苏联元帅开头我们已经说过了，而苏联海军元帅作为和苏联元帅同级的军衔，非常稀少，只有3个人曾被授予该军衔：

尼古拉·格拉西莫维奇·库兹涅佐夫（1955年）

伊万·斯捷潘诺维奇·伊萨科夫（1955年）

谢尔盖·格奥尔吉耶维奇·戈尔什科夫（1967年）

因此戈尔什科夫就是最后一位苏联海军元帅，因为在1967年之后，没有一名海军军官获得过晋升。

1988年戈尔什科夫逝世后，这个军衔在苏联时期就已经空缺。

第三级：军兵种主帅

「军兵种主帅」（Главный маршал рода войск）是苏联特有的军衔，分为空军主帅、炮兵主帅、装甲兵主帅、通信兵主帅、工程兵主帅。

空军主帅：

史上共有7位空军主帅。

最后一位获得此衔的空军主帅是亚历山大·伊万诺维奇·科尔杜诺夫，1984年晋升，曾任国土防空军总司令，1987年因红场事件被解职，1992年逝世，享年68岁。

最后一位逝世的空军主帅是鲍里斯·巴甫洛维奇·布加耶夫，1977年晋升，曾任苏联民航部长，2007年逝世，享年83岁。

炮兵主帅：

史上共有4位炮兵主帅。

最后一位炮兵主帅是弗拉基米尔·费奥多罗维奇·托卢布科，1983年由大将晋升为炮兵主帅，在苏军史上是唯一一例。1989年去世，享年74岁。

装甲兵主帅：

只有两位，最后一位装甲兵主帅是阿马扎斯普·哈恰图罗维奇·巴巴贾尼扬，1975年晋升，1977年去世。

并没有人获得通信兵主帅和工程兵主帅军衔。

第四级：海军元帅、军兵种元帅、合成军大将

海军元帅：

目前还有两位海军元帅在世，分别是弗拉基米尔·尼古拉耶维奇·切尔纳温（1983年晋升）、阿列克谢·伊万诺维奇·索罗金（1988年晋升）。

切尔纳温1928年生，曾任苏联海军总司令。

索罗金1922年生，曾任苏联海军政委。

1989年晋升的两位海军元帅伊万·马特维耶维奇·卡皮塔涅茨、康斯坦丁·瓦连季诺维奇·马卡罗夫也活到了苏联解体后，卡皮塔涅茨2018年逝世。

马卡罗夫2001年逝世。

空军元帅：

有10位空军元帅活到了苏联解体后，最后一位晋升，也是目前唯一一位在世的空军元帅是叶夫根尼·伊万诺维奇·沙波什尼科夫。

1942年生，苏联最后一任国防部长，还曾任独立国家联合体武装力量临时总司令。1991年八一九事件后晋升，官至俄联邦总统助理。

炮兵元帅:

有两位炮兵元帅活到了苏联解体后，最后一位逝世的炮兵元帅，是弗拉基米尔·米哈伊洛维奇·米哈利金，1927年生，1989年晋升，2017年逝世。

装甲兵元帅：

最后一位装甲兵元帅是奥列格·亚历山德罗维奇·洛西克，1915年生，1975年晋升，2012年逝世。

工程兵元帅：

有两位工程兵元帅活到了苏联解体后，最后一位工程兵元帅是尼古拉·费奥多罗维奇·舍斯托帕洛夫，1919年生，1981年晋升，2006年去世。

通信兵元帅：

只有4人获得过通信兵元帅军衔，最后一位获得晋升的是尼古拉斯·尼古拉耶维奇·阿列克谢耶夫（1979年），不过第二年就去世了。

1973年晋升的通信兵元帅安德鲁·伊万诺维奇·别洛夫活到了苏联解体后，1917年生人，2001年去世。

大将：

合成军大将和军兵种元帅同级，目前有5位大将在世。

康斯坦丁·阿列克谢耶维奇·科切托夫（1988年晋升）

弗拉基米尔·尼古拉耶维奇·洛博夫（1989年晋升）

米哈伊尔·阿列克谢耶维奇·莫伊谢耶夫（1989年晋升）

维克托·费奥多罗维奇·叶尔马科夫（1991年晋升）

而就在3月1日，大将弗拉基米尔·米哈伊洛维奇·舒拉廖夫（1989年晋升）因车祸去世。

最后汇总一下，苏联元帅级军官的生存情况：

苏联大元帅：无人在世

苏联元帅：无人在世

苏联海军元帅：无人在世

空军主帅：无人在世

炮兵主帅：无人在世

装甲兵主帅：无人在世

海军元帅：2人在世

空军元帅：1人在世

炮兵元帅：无人在世

装甲兵元帅：无人在世

通信兵元帅：无人在世

工程兵元帅：无人在世

大将：4人在世

没有人能战胜时间。

[thatjadedhotmess]

nightmares

pairings/characters: pantalone x gn!reader, dottore x gn!reader, arlecchino x gn!reader

warnings⚠️: lots of pet names used (e.g darling, sweethearts, sweets, sweetie ), reader is vulnerable ig (? TvT),

synopsis: what they did when they saw you having a nightmare

wc: 0.77k

note: the beginning of sage's harbinger era???👀💀 also I haven't written hcs in so long and I'm sry my format keeps changing eheh T~T

pantalone (潘塔罗涅)

☁︎︎ gives you back rubs. <33

☁︎︎ I think that his love language (aside from gift giving) is probably physical touch.

☁︎︎ knowing him and his background, he probably didn't receive much affectionate when he was a child

☁︎︎ and he wants to make sure that you, as his s/o (and himself), aren't deprived of it.

☁︎︎ it was just another night and he was at his desk doing some last minute works when he heard you kick the blankets off.

☁︎︎ weird because you're normally wrapped up in them so he knew something was off.

☁︎︎ so naturally he went to check up on you just to make sure everything was ok and that was when he realised you were having a nightmare.

☁︎︎ it's not the first time this has happened so he knew what to do almost immediately.

☁︎︎ he gently woke you up and you somewhat flinched before realising it was just him

☁︎︎ "would you like a back rub?"

☁︎︎ you simpered, a little smile on your face as you turned around and plopped yourself belly down on the bed. a quiet thank you passing your lips as you do so.

☁︎︎ he moved from his position, walking towards the bed and sitting down before he started to knead the knots out of your shoulder blades.

☁︎︎ as the tension in your back was slowly eased away, you quickly fell back asleep in the hands of pantalone.

☁︎︎ he quickly left a kiss on your head, smoothing your hair out before he carefully got out of bed, returning to his god awful paperwork

☁︎︎ he just wanted to spend time with you and cuddle in the bed with you:(

il dottore (多托雷)

☁︎︎ gently shakes you awake and asks if you need anything

☁︎︎ ok I know canonically he's an absolute ass but I think he would be pretty sweet to his s/o

☁︎︎ he's writing a report about some new experiment he conducted at his table while you slept on the shared bed

☁︎︎ he noticed shuffling coming from the bed and just decided to turn around and check on you

☁︎︎ the position you were currently in looked a little awkward so he got up and out of his chair to help you

☁︎︎ only upon closer inspection did he realise you were having a bad dream and you were moving around

☁︎︎ "sweetheart, sweetheart wake up." he was about to shake you when you quite literally jumped out of the bed, effectively shocking him and almost knocking your foreheads.

☁︎︎ "shit, i'm so sorry did i hurt you? Are you ok?" you asked, voice frantic as you looked all over him, worried you had somehow hurt him

☁︎︎ "yes sweetie im ok" he gently cupped your face, pressing a kiss on your nose before whispering sweet nothings, assuring you that he was ok.

☁︎︎ "would you like to stay up for a bit with me? you seem a little shaken up from the nightmare, we could see some of my works? it might help take your mind off… the bad dream."

☁︎︎ "darling aren't all of your works also bad?"

arlecchino (阿蕾奇诺)

☁︎︎ carry you to the kitchen and make a hot drink for you.

☁︎︎ I swear there's no way she isn't a sweetheart. [she's more of the tsundere type tho heh]

☁︎︎ it was probably about 3am when it happened.

☁︎︎ she was cuddling you from behind and woke up because you starting shifting around and mumbling gibberish.

☁︎︎ she could somewhat sense your panic so she decided that waking you up was the best thing to do; she didn't like seeing her darling in pain. [ykyk TvT <3]

☁︎︎ "sweets? yn… yn…" she tried, repeatedly calling out for you to no avail and the nightmare didn't seem to be getting better, at all.

☁︎︎ it sort of ended up with her littering you in kisses and squeezing the life out of you before you finally woke up.

☁︎︎ "sorry arle, for waking you up." you replied groggily, sleep evident in your voice as you wiped away the sweat on your forehead.

☁︎︎ "it's fine… do you maybe uh want a hot drink maybe? to help with the bad dreams." she asked.

☁︎︎ "sure… if you don't mind of course, what time is it?"

☁︎︎ "late, wanna come with me?"

☁︎︎ "mmm ok." you said, rolling yourself out of the bed, or at least attempting to.

☁︎︎ because next thing you know, you're being picked up and wrapped around someone's waist.

☁︎︎ "let me carry you there, the floor's cold."

[thatjadedhotmess]

what have they done?

pairings/characters: pantalone x gn!reader and arlecchino x gn!reader

warnings⚠️: mentions of blood, cuts and wounds, skin to skin contact, angst to fluff

synopsis: anon's description; Hiii<3 can I request angst hcs of how Arlecchino and Pantalone would be if their harbinger s/o went missing for months and when s/o came back s/o seemed like numb and distant? Fluff ending tho pls<333

wc: 1.3k

note: it's much long than I expect heh it's basically a fic at this point .3. I hope u guys enjoy it ++ added notice that I won't be posting as often for the time being as ahh life's getting more busy for me sadly :") as always likes and rbs and notes are all greatly appreciated mwuaks <3

Pantalone (潘塔罗涅)

☁︎︎ He couldn't work properly after finding out that you had gone missing.

☁︎︎ You had gone with him for a dinner together as a celebration of your first anniversary spent together as a couple.

☁︎︎ You had excused yourself to the washroom that evening, kissing his forehead before you left the table, bringing one of his subordinates along with you.

☁︎︎ He only realised that you had gone missing since you hadn't gotten back to the table after 15 minutes. he asked one of his female subordinates to go check up on you only for her to report that you weren't inside the toilet.

☁︎︎ What really confirmed it for him though was a little gem the fatuus brought back. your little gem. One that Pantalone had given to you before going for the dinner as a gift.

☁︎︎ He immediately informs the rest of the harbingers and sends people out to find you.

☁︎︎ Who would've taken you? Why did they take you? Was it because of him? Because of who he is and what he does?

☁︎︎ Why did it have to be you he pondered, lying on your side of the bed. It was cold. It shouldn't be cold. It should be nice, and warm, and filled with you.

☁︎︎ He couldn't function. He couldn't work, he couldn't eat and he couldn't sleep. His once flawless skin now tainted as dark eyebags resided under his eyes.

☁︎︎ He was tired. It's been months since he last saw you and all he can think about is you. Your voice, your smile, your everything.

☁︎︎ So imagine his shock when he was told that you had been found. His mood instantly perked up hearing that though you weren't in good shape, you were alive and you were to be at the medical facility within headquarters by midnight.

☁︎︎ Though, he still couldn't believe what he saw when he stepped into the room you were in.

☁︎︎ Your skin was badly bruised along with cuts and lacerations that looked so very painful. the skin around your wrists especially raw. your hair was in knots and matted, the natural shine they used to have long gone.

☁︎︎ But the most noticeable thing he noticed? The sparkle in your eyes was gone. Now replaced with a distant look as you stared down at your lap while the doctors treated the wounds.

☁︎︎ What in the world did they do to you?

☁︎︎ "Y/n?" he called out softly, your name barely above a whisper as it left his lips, praying that you would respond.

☁︎︎ He didn't like what he saw, that he was going to admit. your glare icy as your brows furrowed when you turned your head to look at who had called out your name. His heart dropped again as he froze, seeing the state you were in on top of the death glare you sent him.

☁︎︎ Though, once you realised it was just pantalone, your eyes softened and your mouth dropping slightly agape, shocked that Pantalone was actually here.

☁︎︎ You pushed yourself of the bed you were on, nearly tripping over yourself as you stumbled into Pantalone's already opened arms.

☁︎︎ "Panta im-" "Darling, please. Please just let me hold you." The both of you crumpled onto the floor, holding each other as tears started to flow.

☁︎︎ Thank tsaritsa you made it back into his arms. Who knows what lengths he would've gone to if he didn't find you.

Arlecchino (阿蕾奇诺)

☁︎︎ Pretends that everything is normal.

☁︎︎ She found out that you had gone missing while on an expedition to inazuma to help with the recovery of signora.

☁︎︎ You had gone along with a few of her other subordinates while she stayed behind, having to finish way too much paperwork and reports from signora's death in a foreign region.

☁︎︎ Due to the distance between snezhnaya and Inazuma, she only received news of your disappearance almost a month after it happened.

☁︎︎ One of her subordinates had personally gone back to snezhnaya to report the devastating news to the Knave herself.

☁︎︎ Sge felt her heart and stomach drop after hearing the news, her hands balling into fists as her subordinate continued with his report on what happened.

☁︎︎ "Me and the others can vouch that y/n was right behind us and-" "Excuses," she spits, "Aren't you guys a team? Why the fuck was y/n left behind? You guys are all aware of what y/n means to me. So tell me, why was y/n of all people the one at the back?"

☁︎︎ The room went dead silent after she finished her sentence, the lower fatui member not daring to say anything, fearing that if he did, he might not live to see the next moment.

☁︎︎ "Send more people out to find y/n immediately if you haven't already done so. I expect your next report on updates to come in within 48 hours."

☁︎︎ She… well… was not ok, at all.

☁︎︎ Everyone could tell that although she was trying to put up a strong front, it was just too obvious that she wasn't doing well in your absence:(

☁︎︎ The dark eye bags under her eyes said a lot, the concealer not doing a good job at hiding them.

☁︎︎ She was drinking much more coffee than she usually would, her hands occasionally trembling while she held a pen after consuming that much coffee.

☁︎︎ But the most noticeable thing that changed about her? Her snappiness. Gone. She didn't have the energy for the little side comments that she normally made when someone said something, even if that someone was Pantalone or Dottore or even Scaramouche who said something in an attempt to piss her off.

☁︎︎ “Whos gonna tell Arlecchino that y/n was found?” her head whipped in the direction of the voice. Surely, she wasn't hallucinating… right? “Y/n’s… back?” she asked unsurely, her lips trembling ever so slightly as she asked, afraid that she had lost her sanity and was starting to hear things.

☁︎︎ “Y-yes my lord. y/n arrived at the gates of the headquarters 10 minutes ago-” the fatui cicin mage stammered, bowing her head slightly as she talked to Arlecchino.

☁︎︎ And oh did she run. A gut feeling that she would somehow bump into you while sprinting like a mad woman through the wintry hallways.

☁︎︎ And find you she did. You were wrapped in a thick fur blanket, sluggishly walking in the direction of her office, a dazed, distant, and cold look in your once warm eyes.

☁︎︎ “Y/n,” she called out, opening her arms as she hugged you, squeezing the life out of you like you would disappear into thin air at any given moment, still in slight disbelief that she had gotten you back. So afraid that this was all just a fever dream and that she would wake up, cold and alone in her bed, again.

☁︎︎ You froze alongside her, having suddenly met her warm embrace. It felt like everything you had gone through was nothing. That's right, being in her embrace was enough. It took you a moment to process what was going on before you felt her warm tears on your shoulder, the both of you collapsing in the middle of the empty hallway, as you cried tears of joy.

☁︎︎ She was no saint with her blood-tainted hands, but oh the things she would go through and do to get you back, back into her arms.

[thatjadedhotmess]

"Oh you don't want to see them mad."

pairings/characters: pantalone x gn!reader, dottore x gn!reader

warnings⚠️: none [lmk if i needa add anything ! ~~]

synopsis: as stated in the title uwu <33

wc: 0.77k ~

note: thank you so much for requesting hehe~~ I hope I do your request justice since this is my first time doing a request TvT. feel free to point out any mistakes I've made,, constructive feedback, reblogs, notes and comments are all greatly appreciated <3

pantalone (潘塔罗涅)

☁︎︎ You guys have been dating for a really long time. So it's safe to say that you both know what the other party enjoys and what ticks them off.

☁︎︎ Pantalone had decided (after like, forever) that it was finally time you met his…friends? coworkers? friends. the other members of the fatui harbingers.

☁︎︎ He messaged them saying that he was going to bring you to work so that you guys could meet for the first (and probably last) time.

☁︎︎ You'd insisted before hand that it was only polite that you brought some homemade cookies along because it was "the nice thing to do".

☁︎︎ So that's how you ended up starting to talking to the other members, your first line being a cheerful and sweet, "Hello ! I brought some homemade cookies that I made yesterday." extending out your hand filled with the freshly baked goods.

☁︎︎ while everyone was busy gathering around you and talking to you, scaramouche was at the back talking to pantalone. "didn't know you were that whipped for y/n, who knew you'd actually bake cookies with them for us."

☁︎︎ "y/n's amazing. they're terrifying when mad though, gives me goosebumps just thinking about it" he shivered, recounting the few times you got mad about something. a truly terrifying sight, considering the fact he was a harbinger.

☁︎︎ "oh yeah? let's give it a shot, what ticks y/n off Mr. pants?" Scaramouche snickered, lightly punching Pantalone arm.

☁︎︎ "telling them to chill out probably. and-" and he saw scaramouche walk off towards your direction. oh he was in deep shit alright.

☁︎︎ "Hey y/n, your getting kind of loud. chill the fuck out- ow ow ow y/n !" there you were, halting your conversation with the other harbingers before you strut towards him, grabbing his ear and dragging him backwards towards your boyfriend.

☁︎︎ "pantalone, what did you tell him?" you asked with a sarcastic smile on your face, still pinching Scaramouche's ear.

☁︎︎ "just that you hated being told to chill- ow y/n ! love !" pinching his ear with your other hand caused pantalone to bend down slightly before you dragged the two men to the back of the room.

☁︎︎ the other members of the fatui just looking at you, awestruck before they started laughing as you chewed not one but two of their members out. that'll teach them not to mess with you in the future.

il dottore (多托雷)

☁︎︎ you and him have some…interesting backstories. you were originally his assistant in all things lab related but it later flourished into the relationship you guys currently have.

☁︎︎ since you guys started out as coworkers before becoming friends and subsequently lovers, it's safe to say that you guys know each other pretty well.

☁︎︎ you were everything he could ask for for an assistant. kind, understanding and of course, curious about everything he did and being able to share the same kind of excitement the other harbingers didn't seem to understand when you guys made breakthroughs.

☁︎︎ he was head over heels for you after about a year of working together. looking at you through rose-coloured glasses, I mean, even his subordinates could see what was going on with dottore.

☁︎︎ you could tell that they didn't really like you because of that, claiming that you were "attention-seeking" and that you always acted like you were above them. [you'd once overheard them gossiping about you while you were carrying supplies for dottore.]

☁︎︎ you didn't really care about them though, occupying yourself with writing new reports and doing experiments with dottore.

☁︎︎ it was only when one of his subordinates decided that it would be a good idea to talk shit about dottore literally in front of you guys !

☁︎︎ "Ugh look, y/n and dottore are together… again" "I can't believe he stooped that low for y/n. Like seriously did he really?"

☁︎︎ ooo bad move there on… whatever her name was.

☁︎︎ because next thing dottore and his subordinates knews, you were no longer by dottore's side but rather standing between the pair, a smile on your face and your hands behind your back as you bent yourself forward slightly.

☁︎︎ "please, feel free to bitch about me but I suggest that you don't talk behind dottore's back. for the sake of both yourselves and I."

☁︎︎ man that just made dottore fall even harder for you.

[thatjadedhotmess]

tattoo artist hcs

pairings/characters: pantalone, albedo, childe and kazuha x gn!reader [all of them are separate !:)]

warnings⚠️: mentions of needles, not explicitly romantic imo

wc: 0.8k++

note: fun fact; I really want tattoos when I grow older but I'm not sure what to get:") likes and reblogs are greatly appreciated <33

pantalone (潘塔罗涅)

tattoo artist!pantalone who always, always, comes in a sleeveless shirt that shows off his arm muscles and the tats he got on them.

tattoo artist!pantalone who pretends to be oblivious to the ogling he gets whenever he flexes his arms (he knows what hes doing with his stupid sleeveless shirts)

tattoo artist!pantalone who has rings on almost all of his fingers but takes them off before he starts tattooing because they're kind of uncomfortable he wears them for the looks.

tattoo artist!pantalone who's famous for the big works that take months to complete. Full detail dragons and flower designs on people's backs and thighs are some of his favourites because the surface there is easiest to work with in his opinion.

tattoo artist!pantalone who loves making small talk and lives for the tea that his customers spill whenever he's working on the tattoo.

tattoo artist!pantalone who usually ends up working in silence because his voice accidentally lulls people to sleep so he doesn't get to talk to them. (you're the only exception though you have fallen asleep while getting a tattoo done by him)

tattoo artist!pantalone who got matching tattoos with you (it's a little skeleton and when u put them side by side they're dancing together:)))

albedo (阿貝多)

tattoo artist!albedo who has colourful little tattoos all over himself that don't have any meaning because he experiments on himself to test his skills. he used to do it more often because he would new to this form of art but now he usually does it for fun.

tattoo artist!albedo who is usually first in the shop because he wakes up super early in the morning so he goes to start prepping the equipment everyone needs before the others arrive. if he's especially early he might just buy coffee for his colleagues.

tattoo artist!albedo isn't very talkative when he's doing his work, preferring to concentrate on the tattoo than making small talk with his client. unless that client is you of course:)

tattoo artist!albedo who takes note that you've visited him quite a few times in the last 3 months and got curious about you.

tattoo artist!albedo who noticed that you two share a lot of similarities; style of tattoo, music, arts in general.

tattoo artist!albedo who eventually starts making small talk with you, asking you how your day was and what you had to eat before coming into the parlour.

tattoo artist!albedo who even gave you one side of his earpiece so that you could listen to music together while he did another tattoo for you.

childe (達達利亞)

tattoo artist!childe who is the extrovert in the shop compared to pantalone, albedo and zuzu. the only one that would make small talk with his customers even if he isn't familiar with them.

tattoo artist!childe who has a dragon tattoo on his back that can be seen when he wears a tank top.

tattoo artist!childe who also has quite a few piercings on his ears and one on his eyebrow (he got that one because he lost a bet to pantalone).

tattoo artist!childe who's playful demeanor always helps with nervous first-timers getting their first tattoo.

tattoo artist!childe who looks like he was gonna absolutely sucker punch someone because he didn't get enough sleep (because of his resting bitch face) but in reality he'll just end up dosing off on the tattoo chair and fall asleep there.

tattoo artist!childe who does charge lower rates for certain people (his regulars or you) just because he knows them well and he really does believe sometimes he should do others a favour.

kaedehara kazuha (楓原万葉)

tattoo artist!kazuha who comes into the shop at least a little high 90% of the time.

tattoo artist!kazuha who can been seen standing outside the parlour every so often taking a smoke break while using his phone.

tattoo artist!kazuha who's personal room in the shared studio is filled with mushroom tapestry and a few succulents along with a little diffuser.

tattoo artist!kazuha who is well known for coloured tattoos you cannot tell me this man isn't the absolute best at shading fight me😤

tattoo artist!zuzu who is also the most polite tattoo artist in the house, in the sense that he will keep his distance, he keeps the touching to a minimum to make sure his customer inst uncomfortable and he usually isn't the one to start a conversation; preferring to let the customer start.

tattoo artist!zuzu who's very good at reading the room and will start a conversation if he feels awkwardness is starting to set in.

tattoo artist!zuzu who also conveniently becomes your therapist because interacting with him is so easy and smooth there's is never an awkward moment between you guys and you feel like you can tell him everything.